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Because of this outragous insult I hereby challenge Mr. Bumcheekcity for a duel of insult-sword fighting.

{Ahem}

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a sis-kebab!

At 1/31/04 11:58 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: *mumbles "Muhfugger keels mah dawgs iz MINES 'n no-un elses"*

Damn straight. One day it'll be you and me, and no interruptions, mods or dogs.

And I'll be seeing you.

*Nukes the Resistance base and fleet*

*drops supertanker of oil on area*

*Lights a cig*

Damn......these are gooood............

*Mildly drops it on the oil and walks away*

*Adjusts shades*

*A shadowy figure appears*
*Grabs EGA sunglasses*
*runs back to the mountains where he was hiding*

At 2/1/04 10:16 AM, MountainHermit wrote: *A shadowy figure appears*
*Grabs EGA sunglasses*
*runs back to the mountains where he was hiding*

*Mildly lights a match*

*Drops it on the trail of liquid Octane (A chemical which is used to set off nukes) that said glasses are soaked in, including high explosives in the frames*

*Watches the explosion and crazed burning hermit run off a cliff*

*Gets out pair of shades*

Umm technically wouldnt you kill yourself wearing said glasses when you light up your cigarette?

At 2/1/04 10:34 AM, MountainHermit wrote: Umm technically wouldnt you kill yourself wearing said glasses when you light up your cigarette?

It's called Governmental anti-stealing nonfatal device. I put it on all of my stuff.

*Watches hermit continue to fall in a rather hot position*

*Adjusts shades*

*whitholds taxes so EGA has no money to buy fancy equipment*
*starts a revolt against EGA*

*adjusts beard*

At 2/1/04 10:47 AM, MountainHermit wrote: *whitholds taxes so EGA has no money to buy fancy equipment*
*starts a revolt against EGA*

*Goes out and violates everyone's 13th amendmant*

Who needs stink'n taxes anyways?

*Ignores the puny revolt, sends local authorities to brutally deal with it*

*Adjusts shades*

At 2/1/04 09:41 AM, Veggiemeal wrote: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a sis-kebab!

I hope you stop waving it about like a feather duster :P

/Me jumps in SUV, runs EGA over, jumps out ties him, making a poitn of shattering his shades, teleports him to island inhabited by gay men, who enjoy raping government agents, ties him naked to a tree, puts earphones playing gangsta rap into his ears, and puts a tv replaying the full teletubbies without commercials, than I take his teleportation device, and shoot a gun in the air to attract the gay men, and teleports back to wacth Judgefunks dogs ripping the intestines out of some ra ndom due for a while, then shoots them, now goes to hunt down Judgefunk…

Tsk, this thread is so violent...

At 2/1/04 10:47 AM, MountainHermit wrote: *whitholds taxes so EGA has no money to buy fancy equipment*
*starts a revolt against EGA*

ANother resistence? LEt's join forces to defeat this EGA( who I'm sure will think of some way to escape from gay men island once he comes back onlien :P)

Whats up with the /me? Its weird.

In IRC chats /me puts your nickname(in my case stonedpimp69) before whatever you type afterwards. Excample:
/me is better than EGA
would produce stonedpimp69 is better then EGA :P

Can't you just write I am better than...

At 2/1/04 12:51 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Can't you just write I am better than...

Or you can use the preferred method of **.

*gives example*

At 2/1/04 12:55 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: *gives example*

*Agrees with mrpop that the asterisks methos is far superior*

At 2/1/04 11:39 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/1/04 09:41 AM, Veggiemeal wrote: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a sis-kebab!

I hope you stop waving it about like a feather duster :P

Hey! It's your turn to do a move now!

I just played a game of rugby. It was oo kool. I never played indoor rugby before. Its an awsome sport everyone should try it.

At 2/1/04 01:52 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Hey! It's your turn to do a move now!

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.

At 2/1/04 11:55 AM, stonedpimp69 wrote: *forgot to use asterisks, and therefore didn't actually do anything but lay on the ground twitching while rabid attack dogs ate his spleen*

*mumbles "Bayck in ma dayh we uz din' fuhget ta use ahr asterisks. Furst sign uh uh daeid main, dat*

*uses huge axe to clear out a battlefield for his duel with EGA*

*drinks out of bottle marked "XXX"*

*adjusts his genitals*

*does everything I did before using asterix this time*
* runs up to the Jadgefunk from behind with a katana, scream EGA is mine, THE DUEL WITH HIM SHALL BE MINE, whereupon i inpale Judge Funk on my Katana*

*everything includes gaymen island, teletubbies etc*

*sneaks up behind EGA and verifies identity with DNA test*
*rips out spinal cord*
*replaces spinal colum with an 8 foot pike*
*pike runs through butt all the way up back and neck and out through top of skull*

*watches pimp trip and fall over his own intestines which he forgot to stuff back into his abdominal cavity*

*is glad he is so fat and drunk that the katana missed all major organs*

*removes katana from immense beer belly*

*ties pimp's intestines to trailer hitch of his pickup truck*

*drags pimp until his intestines finally snap, covering his macerated body with blood and shit*

*drinks from jug marked "XXX"*

*adjusts genitals*

*watches in amazement as JudgeFunk(beeing drunk as fuck hence trhe beer belly) kills some random dude, who his dogs had just eviscerated, then pulls gun and mutters, lets do this the old fashioned way. Watches bullet enter Judgefunks head, and walks away while waiting for EGA to get of the island, hoping he won't and will simply go insane from the deadly cobination of gangsta rap, gay rape, and the teletubbies.*
*doesn't forget to use asterisk*

Funk, why are we even fighting? Isn’t the enemy( you of my enemy( EGA), my friend? Therefore aren’t you my friend?

The only way to defeat EGA is if we all work together. cease the fighting between us, all for one and one for all?

*hides behind some rocks*
"They can't see me if I cant see them"