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At 1/30/04 09:36 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: *Mildly gets back up*

*Grabs a computer monitor and smashes FUNK unconcious*

*Drops FUNK right into the middle of a cattle stampede consisting of cattle who have diareaha*

*Lights a fag*

En' 'hat 'ay, 'das wat we's do's.

*Adjusts shades*

*mumbles, "WherenaHale dijoo get uh 'puter moniter inna WOODS?"*

*washes off in clear mountain stream*

*hits small red button*

*drives out of burning forest in truck*

At 1/31/04 12:02 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Yesterday nighht I kept getting "file not found" windows instead of flash movies. Speaking of flash movies, I now go by the title of "elite guard private". Bow before my mightiness!

Yeah, talk to us when you're an Elite Guard Private First Class.

At 1/31/04 12:46 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:
Yeah, talk to us when you're an Elite Guard Private First Class.

Damm.

*hangs head in shame*

bumcheekcity Blam/Protect: Ranked # 240 out of 437,324 users!
mrpopenfresh Blam/Protect: Ranked # 470 out of 437,324 users!

Yup, you'd do well to hang your head in shame... Hehe...

swallowing_shit Blam/Protect: Ranked # 2,982 out of 437,324 users!

It's official, I am "pwned".

At 1/31/04 03:47 PM, swallowing_shit wrote: swallowing_shit Blam/Protect: Ranked # 2,982 out of 437,324 users!

It's official, I am "pwned".

Yes, you are... Only a POlice Officer... *Tuts*

At 1/31/04 12:32 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: *mumbles, "WherenaHale dijoo get uh 'puter moniter inna WOODS?"*

*Mumbles* 'n 'hathale 'uu gou' 'hat 'acket

*drives out of burning forest in truck*

Burning forest?

:)! Happy days!

*Looks at blam/protect of self*

Damn. Damm it all to hell.

Does anybody around here know something that has an end but not a beginning?

At 1/31/04 04:39 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Does anybody around here know something that has an end but not a beginning?

Fingernails?

At 1/31/04 04:42 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 1/31/04 04:39 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Does anybody around here know something that has an end but not a beginning?

Fingernails?

Euhm... they begin growing when you're a phoetus, so they do have a beginning.

At 1/31/04 09:28 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: *Simply watches all the manners that pimp tries to kill a wooden dummy in a booth*

*Lights a fag, adjust shades and walks away*

catches upto EGA in a tank and runs him over, then poors gasoline over him, lying flat on the floor half dead and throws a match at him...

*now me walks into the sunset*

Hey everyone. Im new here but I plan to stick around. HOw long before I am a regular?

At 1/31/04 04:55 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: catches upto EGA in a tank and runs him over, then poors gasoline over him, lying flat on the floor half dead and throws a match at him...

*now me walks into the sunset*

*Mildly puts out fire*

*Grabs pimp and drops him into a container full of pure evil*

That evil.....is named Scolopendra subspinipes. The purest form of evil upon this earth.

Die hard.

*Adjusts shades*

At 1/31/04 05:23 PM, MountainHermit wrote: Hey everyone. Im new here but I plan to stick around. HOw long before I am a regular?

Long. Very long. You're a Regular when you've got enough posts for the Regulars to call you a regular. Now bugger off for a bit, until you've got about 500 posts :P

At 1/31/04 05:29 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Long. Very long. You're a Regular when you've got enough posts for the Regulars to call you a regular. Now bugger off for a bit, until you've got about 500 posts :P

That's the thing with them all. They always refuse to first look at the unspoken rules we have, the way we do things, and the things they hate. They always decide to let themselves be big and obvious about the fact that they're new, and everyone has to know their name.

Bugger off until 500 posts and a bit of common sense, you sod. :p

You can't proclame yourself a regular. Its like if I told everyone "Im the worlds greatest sex machine!", simply saying so dosen't make it true. But to make it slightly more official; by my standards, you are still a n00b under 200, and below that, you shouldn't post in the reg's thread. Onto 500, then your'e respectable, and 800+ you are a full fledged regular. Of course there's always exceptions, people can be regs by the quality and not quantity of their posts.

Just look at me: not even 400 posts, yet everybody loves and respects me.

Hitler - vegetarian or no?

Everyone likes to say so, but a cursory look of mine concluded that he wasn't, although his doctor might of suggested it, and that it made good propaganda.

At 1/31/04 06:27 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Just look at me: not even 400 posts, yet everybody loves and respects me.

I wouldn't say everyone, or the love and respect, but you are fairly much accepted here, because you tend to make worthy posts, even if I don't agree with them always.

We don't have sympathy for people who come, make a big entrance and expect to be universally loved at once.

/me jumps out of bin, and punches EGA, shattering his shades, injects large quantities of antidote into myself then pulls an uzi and calmly empties clip into EGA’s body and head, then I walk into the sunset ...

At 1/31/04 09:06 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: /me jumps out of bin, and punches EGA, shattering his shades, injects large quantities of antidote into myself then pulls an uzi and calmly empties clip into EGA’s body and head, then I walk into the sunset ...

Bullshit. Utter bullshit. You can't take one bite from those fuckers and not be able to move, let alone an entire population of them.

Get your head out of the gutter.

*Drops more centipides into pimp*

*Adjusts shades*

I have just looked those fuckers up(as I had no clue what you are saying) and it says human reaction will vary from person to person, ranging from not beeing able to move, to just a samll swelling akin to a mosquito bite,
And besides, those necromantic rites i mentioned were used to bring me to life, they also gave me amazing powers, such as immunity to every poison and virus known to mankind, as well as matrix style speed and reflexes.
Repeats uzi/smashing shades procedure*
*laughs for half an hour*
*geos back to doing worthwhile things in the poltics forum*

lol :D

At 1/31/04 09:24 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: Repeats uzi/smashing shades procedure*
*laughs for half an hour*
*geos back to doing worthwhile things in the poltics forum*

Oh bah.

*Impales pimp with broken shades, and uses a hot poker to burn off his fingers*

*Drops pimp off a cliff*

*Gets out a new pair of shades and adjusts them*

I thought I just emptied a whole Uzi clip into you? Anyway
/me get's picked up by resistance medical team at bottom of cliff and hauled of to secret underground, bombproof, yadda yadda HQ, where i undergo medical treatment...

At 1/31/04 09:34 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: /me get's picked up by resistance medical team at bottom of cliff and hauled of to secret underground, bombproof, yadda yadda HQ, where i undergo medical treatment...

Oh, what a shame that the place is near New Mexico, and the (former) Black Mesa research facility.

*Sends out the Black Ops*

*Watches the carnage below unfold*

*Lights a cig, and walks away*

calmly watches the black ops beeing slaughtered by the security forces, and then orders a special ops resistance batttalion to pursue EGA(watches their heavy bombers take to the air, as theri land tropps move out), and sits back knowing, that within several minutes thousands of bombs will be dropped on EGA's position... so what DID happen to those rounds of Uzi fire?

since nobody is replying anywhere i have nuthin better to do then this pointless chat. oh well, it is funny as fuck... me awaits EGA's move

*buys new dogs who are not dumb enough to eat broken glass*

*sniffs air*

*inhales deeply*

*blows silent whistle with two fingers in mouth*

*two ridiculously large dogs appear and begin ripping the intestines out of pimp*

*mumbles "Muhfugger keels mah dawgs iz MINES 'n no-un elses"*

At 1/31/04 06:27 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Just look at me: not even 400 posts, yet everybody loves and respects me.

Bugger off veggiemeal, you n00b.

God, that made me feel god :P

At 2/1/04 05:39 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 1/31/04 06:27 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Just look at me: not even 400 posts, yet everybody loves and respects me.

Bugger off veggiemeal, you n00b.

God, that made me feel god :P

OMG YOU NEED TO STFU LOL. W00T YOU SUXORZZ!!!11!!