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Tuesday January 8th 2008
4 more 'gotta get ups' & I'm outta this frozen wasteland !

So we had been waiting to hear back from the realty office as to whether or not we got this place we were hoping to rent...

They called today and the answer is yes!

*happy dance*

At 1/7/08 11:56 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 1/7/08 10:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What's that "CALM" class? Some kind of hippie new age stuff? Psychomological shenanigans? Reminds me of that teacher from the hit 90's MTV teen-oriented cartoon show, Daria.

Cooking and Life Management. *blushes*

I dropped out of band because the teacher made it MISERABLE; in fact, about 60% of the students did not return this year. Unfortunately all the ones that left actually had TALENT, like myself.

SO, I orignally tried to sign up for the computer class (which is required), but didn't get in, so this is where they stuck me. It's not too bad; I got certified in First Aid and AED/CPR use AAAAND we get to cook and eat thigns. =)

So, yeah.

At 1/8/08 08:13 AM, lapis wrote: Computer Aided Learning in Mathematics? Campaign Against Living Miserably? Child Abuse Listening & Mediation? Anyway, I've never watched Daria but isn't her teacher just the same guy as Beavis and Butthead's teacher, van Driessen?

Not quite, but if I remember B&B correctly, he had a vague resemblance as far as spineless hippiery goes. Although that was just one of the teachers, the other one was a guy that yelled and/or threatened his students every five or six words he said, and he also had a dangerously bulging right eye.

At 1/8/08 01:28 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: So we had been waiting to hear back from the realty office as to whether or not we got this place we were hoping to rent...

They called today and the answer is yes!

*happy dance*

Congrats. your rats will have new places to explore.

I'm watching Tyra right now...
about women and the "7 deadly sins."

One women says she's a glutton, and she wants to tell her husband.
So she's sobbing and chocking up, and I'm laughing not because of her-- but the expression on her husband's face.

It looks like he's preparing for news that he's been cheated on, or the kids aren't his, and etc...
And then she admits that she's an over-eater...

And the sweet relief on that man's face... priceless.

I mean, if somebody invited me to a talk show... I would be paranoid as well.

At 1/7/08 08:46 PM, Malachy wrote: pronounce my name correctly and I'll let him have his third F

I dunno if I have the keys and the understanding of pronounciation punctuation to make that possible...so it looks like the dilemma will have to be solved in some sort of death match.

At 1/8/08 06:34 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 1/7/08 08:46 PM, Malachy wrote: pronounce my name correctly and I'll let him have his third F

I dunno if I have the keys and the understanding of pronounciation punctuation to make that possible...so it looks like the dilemma will have to be solved in some sort of death match.

Ok. I'll fight mal-a-kY to the death. Both for threatening my fearly leader and for not taking up the plumb role of xxx analog in the regulars. The good news is that I just got healthy enough to start lifting again yesterday. The bad news is my dumbells weigh a little less than you

At 1/8/08 06:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok. I'll fight mal-a-kY to the death.

close. put an E in front of that Y and you've got it ;)

At 1/8/08 06:25 PM, fli wrote: I'm watching Tyra right now...
about women and the "7 deadly sins."

yeah, I wouldn't go on one of those pathetic shows if my wife asked me to..that shits fucked up if you can't be open to each other without a studio audience and some other fat rednecks in the chair next to you coaxing you on.

At 1/8/08 01:28 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: *happy dance*

nice.

I got a letter from my landlord today saying that our rent is going up $40 a month starting in March.

At 1/8/08 06:34 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I dunno if I have the keys and the understanding of pronounciation punctuation to make that possible...so it looks like the dilemma will have to be solved in some sort of death match.

I'll only consent if I get to wear spandex

At 1/8/08 08:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: short post: Congrats to skunky and <3 for you all.

But especially me, amirite?

I think there should be a designated allotted time when you just shouldn't keep reheating that dinner from last week....

We walked to the grocery store and got strawberry ice cream. Would have driven, but, um...yeah. I had a little explosion of OCD-rage at the messy kitchen, and after a cleaning whirlwind, had quite a snort of whiskey. And then wine with dinner.

In other news, it's 62 degrees here, and a little breezy, and it feels FANTASTIC!

At 1/8/08 08:43 PM, Malachy wrote: I think there should be a designated allotted time when you just shouldn't keep reheating that dinner from last week....

If it's a TV-dinner then i think you're safe.

not really

At 1/8/08 09:23 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: We walked to the grocery store and got strawberry ice cream. Would have driven, but, um...yeah. I had a little explosion of OCD-rage at the messy kitchen, and after a cleaning whirlwind, had quite a snort of whiskey. And then wine with dinner.

In other news, it's 62 degrees here, and a little breezy, and it feels FANTASTIC!

We've been getting storms, and then there are actually very warm days in between them--
It's neurotic weather here... I take a sweater thinking it won't be as cold as before because the day is warm-- and then all of the sudden, I'm clacking my teeth like a skeleton.

Oh god--
Work was busy. New boss-- and he doesn't want me to quite right now because he's never experienced that before.

Meh.
I'm just tired of the drama. I see so many love triangles with the employees and sometimes the tension is thick enough that I feel it's affecting my performance.
blrg--

It's 4:13 right now... and the birds can't stop singing. Jesus, how am I gonna sleep? So strange of them... doves are pretty quite, usually.

NO SCHOOL FOR ME TODAY!

Freezing rain - 7
School - 0

=D

At 1/9/08 07:55 AM, reviewer-general wrote: Freezing rain - 7
School - 0

;
Today it's 10 degree's, the snow is melting like crazy, there is a thick warm fog covering us & a slight breeze out of the south. The title 'Global Warming' shouldn't be the words so often being bandied around as what's going on with our weather.
'Climate change' or maybe 'Whacky Weather' seems to be closer to the point ,on what everyone seems to be experiencing these days.

3 more , get ups !

At 1/9/08 07:55 AM, reviewer-general wrote: NO SCHOOL FOR ME TODAY!

No school for me, either.

Mostly because I graduated in 1996.

Fuck I feel old...

At 1/9/08 09:53 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Fuck I feel old...

;
That's because you are ...

I seen this button on a guy's hat awhile back (hell , now I'm sounding old) it said
"40 isn't old if your a tree"
I guess age is all about perspective .

At 1/9/08 10:01 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 1/9/08 09:53 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Fuck I feel old...

;
That's because you are ...

I seen this button on a guy's hat awhile back (hell , now I'm sounding old) it said
"40 isn't old if your a tree"
I guess age is all about perspective .

Are you calling me 40?!? That's it, OUTSIDE!!!

At 1/9/08 01:33 PM, Grammer wrote: Could politico.com taken any worse of a picture of Hilary Clinton? Oh good Lord

If she put her hands on her face she'd resemble that stolen painting " Scream ".

..posted a couple more chapters of my book to my NG blog today. The more I think about it, it seems like the best way to get editing/review done on it by people who actually bother to read long strings of text and have perverse enough tastes to like my writing.

And how come the scene in the new chapter I'm writing (12) where I'm trying to finally kill off the lesbian blood sex scenes for good is turning into a lesbian blood sex scene that involves granny sex? I'm supposed to have a gay love affair later in the book, and the amount of gay chick on chick sex WAY out numbers the SINGLE instance of gay man on man sex in my outline. Goddamn "bisexual " listings in my character analysisisisisises.. ANALYSI.

I can't help but see this as some sort of Freudian introspection into my own sexuality. I like watching lesbians have sex, apparently, and while I understand male homosexuality, I still think most gay men would be happier raising a family with a woman despite their orientation.

Which pretty much makes me a preachy pompous ass with no sense of empathy for homosexuals of my same gender, but then again, how else would a heterosexual feel about it?

Somehow I feel I should have more straight sex in there, though, and less blood and BDSM.

And yes, there ARE straight sex scenes... just not many compared to the homosexual scenes.

At 1/9/08 10:09 AM, D2Kvirus wrote:

At 1/9/08 10:01 AM, morefngdbs wrote: "40 isn't old if your a tree"

Are you calling me 40?!? That's it, OUTSIDE!!!

;
LOL , no I'm not calling or saying your over 40... are you lol?

I was just putting it into perspective , 40 isn't old for a tree .
I love the dialog in the Movie 'Remo Williams'
Remo is saying that his teacher looks old.
The teacher responds with a comment that's roughly for a baby yes, for a head of lettuce even more so , but for me I am the perfect age.
Your only as old as you feel & your attitude towards it.
State of mind , that's all it is.

At 1/9/08 02:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: ..posted a couple more chapters of my book to my NG blog today. The more I think about it, it seems like the best way to get editing/review done on it by people who actually bother to read long strings of text and have perverse enough tastes to like my writing.

I know input has helped what I'm writing. Slipping into past tence is just too easy to slip into. Even though I'm not compairing the two pieces as they're clearly diffrent attempts at diffrent things. What I like about yours is that the culture of where your from just seems to be an aura. Like if I didn't know you I'd still know where this was taking place.

.

And yes, there ARE straight sex scenes... just not many compared to the homosexual scenes.

The only restriction on my peice is no sex between real peoples characters. I was going to consider the option on if both people asked, or if one asked and the other agreed, but that would take the story out of my hands and have seven and skunkys inboxes bursting like we were in general.

At 1/9/08 02:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I can't help but see this as some sort of Freudian introspection into my own sexuality. I like watching lesbians have sex, apparently, and while I understand male homosexuality, I still think most gay men would be happier raising a family with a woman despite their orientation.

Actually, some gay people want both female and male influences for their children. I'm one of them...
But, I wouldn't want a woman to raise my children with me as the parent.

I do, however-- would like my mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins to spoil my children like heck. I plan to do what my parents did to me and my sister... spoil us indirectly. When we were dirt poor, my mother wanted to toughen us up. So whenever she took us to a friend or whatever, she would give that friend or family to buy us toys and things. My sister and I didn't know my mom spoiled us occasionally, and so we would think a certain family member was cool and my mom... well-- sort of a bitch. I know better now.

And yes, there ARE straight sex scenes... just not many compared to the homosexual scenes.

Don't lie-- you know that you love Dick.

At 1/9/08 01:33 PM, Grammer wrote: Could politico.com taken any worse of a picture of Hilary Clinton? Oh good Lord

When Hillary swoops down from her perch to swipe up her victims, she not only tears out and eats their hearts. She also takes their soul.

Seriously. That picture is fucking freaking me out.

At 1/7/08 02:21 PM, fli wrote: Could be worse... I could have gotten the rarer forms of color blindness and get the form where you only see black and white.

I've got an uncle who is that way, my aunts used to dress him up in all sorts of clashing colors just for shits and giggles because he didn't know any better. He finally got to the point where he was able to dress himself in jeans and a solid color or flannel shirt, because he KNEW those two things usually went together.

He's one hell of a pool player, though.

I tend to piss people off when I tell them about my sight, however. I'm usually seen wearing glasses, but the truth is... I've got 20/15 vision without my glasses (far sighted), I just need my glasses for reading.

At 1/8/08 01:28 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: *happy dance*

Sweet. :-D

At 1/8/08 09:23 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: In other news, it's 62 degrees here, and a little breezy, and it feels FANTASTIC!

It's about the same here, I'm getting ready to open the window in my room and let it air out for a while. You won't see me complaining if it stays like this all winter... FUCK SNOW.

At 1/9/08 05:01 PM, fli wrote: Don't lie-- you know that you love Dick.

I don't know, I prefer a good Dyke myself.

And nothing ever came of the drama at work the other day, which shocked me to no end. I walked in there expecting an uneven distribution of fecal matter thrown through a certain household cooling device, and... nothing. Life goes on I suppose.

"If you won a million-dollar lottery, what would you do with the money?"

Frothy
?

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True story.

At 1/9/08 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I would then write, "washington, washington" on all of them.

May I suggest an autopen, so you don't get carpel tunnel syndrome?

At 1/9/08 08:28 PM, Proteas wrote:
May I suggest an autopen,

For all your identity theft needs

At 1/9/08 08:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: For all your identity theft needs

Five bucks says that snooping around sites for those puts you on the government's radar.