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I need the internet at my house... I'm starting to become Ted.

HOWEVER, I have good news. Homeade Studios used some of the DAGhestan tracks. I'm supposed to be going to a Superbowl (c'mon Clear Channel, I DAREZ ya ta sue me!)party to hear them. If all goes well, I'll giv'em to mah cuzin Joe, and post them on the Audio Portal..... if all goes well. Professor Darius is a damn good rapper, but I don't know how well he can flow to the Liquid Metal which is FUNK....

BEST THREAD EVER MADE ON NEWGROUNDS.
You guys have to check this out because I think it is probably my magnum opus...for now that is. Anyway, this is sheer entertainment.

Yo yo, checks mah schizzle...ya heard!!!

At 1/28/04 09:56 PM, BWS wrote: BEST THREAD EVER MADE ON NEWGROUNDS.

that is a beautiful thread.

W00T, 2 days and 1,500 words later, my history essay is finally finished. Too bad my FUCKING PRINTER STOPPED PRINTING HALFWAY THROUGH. Im about to kill and/or severly wound someone and/or something.

Oops, just a paper jam. Come to think of it, I almost wished for an excuse to get some extra time. At second glance, my essay holds almost none of the required criteria. But it is long and confusing though, so I'm wishing that it'll bore my teacher into sudmission.

I've made the most disturbing Sims game ever:

My main character has four black slaves, who he burns alive when they refuse to work. Then he dances over their urns and engages in bisexual promiscuity as he ascends the ranks of a recording star in Tinseltown. At one time he shares two beds with two people - one man and one woman - hours apart. Sometimes he forces his neighbors into the sealed off room filled with dead black people and starves them. Sometimes they escape -- sometimes they don't.

At 1/28/04 11:09 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: I've made the most disturbing Sims game ever:

that is beautiful.. damn, I need to dll the sims again..

It's true....I DO want to be JMHX.
I should do that. The best is a sealed room with a fireplace, and people(s) inside. They get so tired that they set the room on fire.

the one I always saw was making idiots cook. They always set the stove on fire, and hilarity ensues!

At 1/28/04 06:24 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Wow. My PC REALLY messed up, and it took me 4 hours to get it back. If anyone finds a file calles suX0rz.exe or something, dont be stupid and open it like I did.

LOL... sorry, man. I just think it's funny anyone would open an app called 'suX0rz', without at least a clue about what it was.

Poor micro$laves.

As far as the sims go... I always liked making a happy family of two parents and 1.5 children, and taking away the stepladder from the family pool at strategic points.(like after a dive)

At 1/29/04 01:02 AM, TheShrike wrote: LOL... sorry, man. I just think it's funny anyone would open an app called 'suX0rz', without at least a clue about what it was.

I didn't open it, it was a virus. It downloaded and opened itself. I'm not quite stupid enough to open an .exe file in 1337 speak.

Were you trying to take the record for most consecutive front-page posts this morning, BCC? I believe JMHX still holds the record.

At 1/29/04 09:21 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Were you trying to take the record for most consecutive front-page posts this morning, BCC? I believe JMHX still holds the record.

Nah. I could smash Judges record any time I wanted. htere are times when the whole of America is asleep, and I'm the only one in the world awake!!!!

Yeah, maybe, but i see only 10 users on here quite a lot, if you know what I mean.

No, I wasn't trying to break the record, which I believe stands at 35, I was just posting a lot. I must only have had about 20.

Ah. Best of luck if you do try.

At 1/29/04 09:29 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Ah. Best of luck if you do try.

Thanks. I wonder what number I can get to... I could do 40 with ease. There's 40 topics on the page, including the NG News, but not G-Bot. Could I do it all...?

Best Sims moment?
Telling a guy to flist with another guy. Hilarity ensues.

At 1/29/04 11:17 AM, -Jamster- wrote: Best Sims moment?
Telling a guy to flist with another guy. Hilarity ensues.

Are there no gay people on the sims?

The manual says that the sims have no built in sexual prefrence so you can match people up any way you want to.

Hmmm, I wonder if you could make Micheal JAckson then?

The children dont have romantic interactions.

Don't you think Michale Jackson should be used for a washing powder advert?
"Only the Whitest Whites!"

AND, in The Sims, there isn't any stigma about gay couples adopting. It seems like a much free-er society than America..

At 1/29/04 12:30 PM, red_skunk wrote: AND, in The Sims, there isn't any stigma about gay couples adopting. It seems like a much free-er society than America..

Mind you, there must be a lot of those societies.

In the sims potion police fine me for the small supplys I keep for my own private use. But that price to pay for freedom to express love is well worth paying. But note the gay couples cant actually get married.

At 1/29/04 12:54 PM, stafffighter wrote: . But note the gay couples cant actually get married.

Hmm, are you sure? I guess I never went far with my lesbians..

At 1/29/04 12:25 PM, -Jamster- wrote: Don't you think Michale Jackson should be used for a washing powder advert?
"Only the Whitest Whites!"

Well, that would suggest your black clothes will turn white.

His father would do good, whipping the stains out of your clothes but not beating them.

W00t!! I love theweebl's Kenya flash movie!

OK just so everyone is clear, my post I made in the homosexual thread was not how I actually feel, I just wanted something posted against it more intelligent than its gross. I am not a homophobe. Thank you.

Damn that RugbyMacDaddy... he's such a phobe.