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Hot damn, Questionable Content is the shit.

I am totally addicted.

Takes over #1 place as my favorite webcomic from xkcd.

The thing is, the references from xkcd often go over my head. :(

:D

At 12/31/07 04:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

BTW, I'm totally the REAL elvis. That other guy is just an impersonator I hired so I could retire from show biz.

Well you do have a lot of the same interests, and body type.

My blood pressure spiked this morning, and caused me a migraine headache while at work. After 4 months of being there, my co-workers have finally GOTTEN to me, and I was pissed off about it.

The story basically boils down to this; my first issue was the inventory clerk who keeps scanning through my department and creating a shitload of unnecessary paperwork for me to work through. I saw him this morning scanning my department right after I clocked in and immediatly wanted to drop kick him, and homicidal fantasies ran through my mind as I saw the end results of his work.

Second issue; psycho returns desk cashiers who think I somehow have inventory lookup capabilities programmed into my fucking BRAIN.

Cashier; Do we have any of these drills missing?
Me: I don't know.
Cashier: *click*

20 minutes later.

Cashier: I had the guy standing right in front of me with no reciept and no way to prove he actually bought the damn drill and here I was trying to tell you over the phone it might be stolen and you couldn't take a hint! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!! Rant rave piss moan carry on..

Add to all this the shitload of customers I dealt with who somehow had the day off when I didn't, add in a heaping gallon of resentment for that fact, and let simmer for a few hours. My blood pressure was 187 over 112 at around 2:00 pm.

I need a drink, fuck the customer service industry.

At 12/31/07 07:35 PM, Proteas wrote: I need a drink, fuck the customer service industry.

Man, that sounds rough...

'Tis why I don't interact with people in the real world. =)

Unfortunately, I don't have an suggestions on what to do... =\

Yeah, I suck.

I'm sorry for ya though, man, and I hope things get better.

At 12/31/07 11:45 AM, stafffighter wrote: Just about any other depiction of poison ivy I've seen had a green coloring to the skin, the body suit for that would allow you a bit more coverage, about the same as a catwoman deal. Plus when I look at this one I can't stop thinking of lettuce head from kids in the hall.

*Cabbage Head.

Apparently I looked a lot like cabbage head when I was younger...

skunky: I dont want to sound creepy, but I'm betting with a tall red wig, you'd pull that ivy costume off pretty damn well. Good luck having the self confidence to walk around like that.

and lol@south american drafts

At 12/31/07 08:46 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 12/31/07 11:45 AM, stafffighter wrote: lettuce head from kids in the hall.

*Cabbage Head.

Yeah. I knew as soon as I said it. The good old days, before I knew what any of the sex jokes meant. Also in that reguard, night court.

Here in Argentina is already 2008, so HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MY BELOVED REGS! AND MAKE IT A KICKASS ONE!

I got annoyed...
At work, we're blowing balloons, and every other second had to be a joke about "blowing" from a customer.

"Makes you wonder what's he into."
"Blow, baby, blow!"
And blah, blah, blah--

I mean, I can be capricious and take a joke-- but, it got too friggin old. Yes, I get it-- I'm "blowing" something.

Jesus Christ!
People will trip themselves if god forbide they see someone else eating a hotdog--

Blah--
Anyways... I'm ready to quite. I've had enough of their crap.

At 12/31/07 09:35 PM, fli wrote:
Jesus Christ!
People will trip themselves if god forbide they see someone else eating a hotdog--

Your gay bar sells hot dogs? that's like the funniest thing ever

At 12/31/07 06:09 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Hot damn, Questionable Content is the shit.

I am totally addicted.

Takes over #1 place as my favorite webcomic from xkcd.

My personal favorites are dinosaur comics and Dr. McNinja. QC and xk' are pretty good as well. And Overcompensating is nice too.

God, I am such a nerd.

At 12/31/07 09:38 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/31/07 09:35 PM, fli wrote:
Jesus Christ!
People will trip themselves if god forbide they see someone else eating a hotdog--

Your gay bar sells hot dogs? that's like the funniest thing ever

Depends. Are we talking vienna sausages, or the other end of the scale... bratwurst?

At 12/31/07 09:43 PM, Proteas wrote: Your gay bar sells hot dogs? that's like the funniest thing ever.

And we shall bring them Tankmen. That'll be hilarious :P

At 12/31/07 09:47 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

At 12/31/07 09:43 PM, Proteas wrote: Your gay bar sells hot dogs? that's like the funniest thing ever.

And we shall bring them Tankmen. That'll be hilarious :P

Are you asking me to go to a gay bar with you?

Felisa me muero!!!!!!

the worst thing is that it is not only lame, but stolen as well

Happy new year, people around the world!

At 12/31/07 09:53 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Felisa me muero!!!!!!

the worst thing is that it is not only lame, but stolen as well

Happy new year, people around the world!

:O

YOU JOKE THIEF! Happy new year Other-cityian!

EVERYONE FLEE! REPENT!
Y2K8 is nearly upon us!
Get your rations ready the end is near!

At 12/31/07 10:16 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: EVERYONE FLEE! REPENT!
Y2K8 is nearly upon us!
Get your rations ready the end is near!

YAY! Y2K8!
Y'all know what that means, do ya? ^^

At 12/31/07 08:46 PM, Malachy wrote: skunky: I dont want to sound creepy, but I'm betting with a tall red wig, you'd pull that ivy costume off pretty damn well. Good luck having the self confidence to walk around like that.

Nothing creepy about it. I'm skinny as hell, and very pale, and green is my favorite color.

I find that the easiest costumes to not feel embarrassed in are the ones that conceal your identity somewhat. The Catwoman is probably the most provocative thing I've ever worn in public, but no one can see who I am in it. I think the Ivy might be hard because the recognition factor is fairly high, but I figure I'll be putting on a wig and a lot of green eyeshadow, and relatively few people will really be looking at my face anyway.

I'm really more worried about the fabrication than the actual wear. We're thinking about going to the New York Comic-Con, which is in April, and I'd like to have it done by then but I doubt it will happen. DragonCon isn't until August, so that might be a more realistic timeline.

At 12/31/07 10:16 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: EVERYONE FLEE! REPENT!
Y2K8 is nearly upon us!
Get your rations ready the end is near!

Ok, I'm ready

If i was you i wouldn't play that DVD. The machine will spit it out and it'll stick it in your face, and you'll bleed to death.

Frontpage: Man stabbed in the face with a DVD. The perpetrator (a dvd player) was found innocent.

At 12/31/07 10:26 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/31/07 10:16 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: EVERYONE FLEE! REPENT!
Y2K8 is nearly upon us!
Get your rations ready the end is near!

Ok, I'm ready

Good man.
At least I have fireworks to shoot at the commies!

At 12/31/07 10:31 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: Good man.
At least I have fireworks to shoot at the commies!

Yeah, so do I. I bought a GRAN APOCALIPSIS!. As you may or not assume, i've got no pics because i lit it just a while ago, but it was the best 45 bucks I ever spent.
The colours, the smell of the gunpowder, the explosion...
Truly magnificent.

At 12/31/07 10:47 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: Yeah, so do I. I bought a GRAN APOCALIPSIS!. As you may or not assume, i've got no pics because i lit it just a while ago, but it was the best 45 bucks I ever spent.
The colours, the smell of the gunpowder, the explosion...
Truly magnificent.

LoL We've been trying to make flasher bombs.
4 packs of flashers and some electrical tape can get you to a lot of places.

A lot of places you don't want to be. :X

It occures to me that to fight off the masses we will need weapons, fitness and a bunch of reading material I couldn't be bothered to clean out of the shot.

Yes. I really lift that

At 12/31/07 11:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: It occures to me that to fight off the masses we will need weapons, fitness and a bunch of reading material I couldn't be bothered to clean out of the shot.

Yes. I really lift that

And here I thought I was a pack-rat.... DAMN... I don't have anything on you, buddy.

At 12/31/07 11:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: It occures to me that to fight off the masses we will need weapons, fitness and a bunch of reading material I couldn't be bothered to clean out of the shot.

Yes. I really lift that

Aw and for entertainment I'll bring 5 guitars. 1 Acoustic, 1 Acoustic/Electric, 2 Electric, Guitar Hero remote.
Also a rubik's cube, and a punching bag.

And big pillows :3

eh... I'll bring the brothel?
It'll distract them.

At 1/1/08 12:31 AM, SevenSeize wrote: U GUYS SEEM KEWL, CAN I POST HERE?

lol

also whoever that was with the spaghettios, please share.

It was me and their mine damnit!

At 1/1/08 12:32 AM, SuperDeagle wrote: It was me and their mine damnit!

*SLAPS*

Obey Sevenseize! Don't make me use mah l33t typ1ng zk1LL5!!!11ONEELEVEN!

Also guitars. I love them.

At 1/1/08 12:37 AM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: *SLAPS*

:O

Obey Sevenseize! Don't make me use mah l33t typ1ng zk1LL5!!!11ONEELEVEN!

|\|3\/312!!!!

Also guitars. I love them.

l:O