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I haven't been drunk out of my mind for a long while...
One beer, and I'm tipsy--

But oddly-- I can sip a mixture of tequila and grapefruit soda and not get drunk at all.

My brother tried this shot about a month ago I wanted to tell everyone about, it's called a "Dead Nazi." 1 part peppermint schnapps, and 1 part Jagermeister. I asked him what it was like, and he said that the two nasty tastes together canceled each other out made for a rather sweet tasting concoction, which I found kind of odd.

At 12/23/07 07:10 PM, fli wrote: I haven't been drunk out of my mind for a long while...
One beer, and I'm tipsy--

But oddly-- I can sip a mixture of tequila and grapefruit soda and not get drunk at all.

I've never been out of my head drunk. I've been fuzzy vision dizzy as well poor decision making drunk but I've never reached the point of actually forgetting the pervious night.

At 12/23/07 06:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 12/23/07 06:44 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/23/07 06:11 PM, Malachy wrote: I have a dehydration headache.

It's called a hangover you hifalutin' sot.

GATORADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never have gatorade when I need it.

At 12/23/07 07:20 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/23/07 07:10 PM, fli wrote: I haven't been drunk out of my mind for a long while...
One beer, and I'm tipsy--

But oddly-- I can sip a mixture of tequila and grapefruit soda and not get drunk at all.

I've never been out of my head drunk. I've been fuzzy vision dizzy as well poor decision making drunk but I've never reached the point of actually forgetting the pervious night.

I have =D
It was the only time I threw up because of alcohol, previously, I had thrown up because of the medication I was given at the ER.

ooooohhh--
My friend Reno sent me an email wishing me a merryChristmas. He misses my cousin and me a lot and I guess I've agreed to come back this Agust for 2 or 3 days.

Such a sweet guy. He's learning English just so he can talk with me--
and I'm a bastard, cause I don't really have energy to learn any French.

If you remember, Spanish is our between language. My first languag is English, and his French.

Oh god--Jager...
blah.

At 12/23/07 06:36 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/23/07 06:11 PM, Malachy wrote: tips. GIVE THEM YOU CHEAP CANADIAN FUCKS.

American are quite the tippers, we don't generally give tips, and if we do, we give coins.
That's why Brazilians say we're cheap.

here in the states some jobs, like waitstaff, can be paid far below the minimum wage because of the expected amount they make in tips..that way restaurants can keep their profit a bit higher. so, if you skip a tip on a waitress, she's still going to be taxed on an expected 15% tip for that meal.

so even though minimum wage is $6.00 an hour in your state, you may only be getting $4.50 an hour as a waiter, because you're taking home so much money in tips each night. if you don't declare your tips, you will still be taxed at 15% of the total sales that you had, so if people stiff you, you're screwed.

either way, to my point, ski instructors do make more than minimum wage, but a tip is always a nice thing, especially for the kids instructors. We may look young and probably aren't as experienced, but we do a shitload more work than the other instructors. We have far reaching responsibilities for the kids in our care, and I come home dead tired after work every day. So, we like tips.

for people not from the states, the idea of tips is weird because they may be used to tips being included in bills when they pay for meals or other services, so I understand why people may not tip...but sometimes I want a giant sign outside the lodge that says "TIP YOUR INSTRUCTOR!"

hey seven, want an aver-Christmas project for your students? ;)

You get free tickets because of your job?

sort of.

We get this little laminated card (we call it a chit card) that has little spots where you can use a hole puncher on next to "free' and "$10" tickets, you get five each (and if the boss ladies like you, you can get 5 more $10 tickets). but you only get the card after a year of working and you had to of worked at least a certain number of days the season before (like, for a part-time instructor like me, I had to be there at least 30 days last winter [I actually went around 55 times last year])

the who you're supposed to tip list gets more confusing every year.

I hate ALL of you sleepy people.

I don't sleep.

For example, for the past week, I haven't gotten to bed any earlier than 2AM, and some nights as late as 4AM. I get up at 7AM to go to work.

That means I get 3-5 hours of sleep A NIGHT, and that 5 hours IS ON A GOOD NIGHT. I normally leave my house and don't see my own home till bed time, either, so NO DOWNTIME. I'm basically on full tilt 20 hours out of 24. And that's WITH 30-90 minutes of intense aerobic exercise a day.

Basically, I go to work, work out till I'm dead tired, take a shower at the gym, hit the band house, rock till 10, socialize till 2, then right back to bed again. That's why I'm only on NG on the weekends or when I'm off of work. I'M THAT BUSY.

But people say I'm really fun to hang out with. So fun, in fact, my Cousin Joe paid me 30 bucks to go to a show with his girlfriend and him. That's 10 for my cover, 10 in cash, and another 10 for my meal after the show. And I gave him some promotional tshirts of my band that I got for free out of guilt.

BTW, at church I've decided to make a diorama of origami people in a church. I've gotten really good at making tiny paper men and putting them in various poses (true origami style: one square, no cuts)

Needless to say, I have a hard time empathizing with other people, and I rarely feel like a human being. My life experiences just don't line up with anyone else's.

Also, I shit blood today. Like, enough to turn the whole toilet pink. I've decided to be in denial about it: I'm too poor to afford to go see a doctor, even though I pay for health insurance.

At 12/23/07 08:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Needless to say, I have a hard time empathizing with other people, and I rarely feel like a human being. My life experiences just don't line up with anyone else's.

probably because you think the things you see while on acid are life experience

At 3/12/03 10:38 PM, JMHX wrote: I just hope it [the Lounge] gets some good use.

I daresay he was right? =D

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I'm off for Minnesota tmrw morning to see the (ex)stepmom and my little sister.

There was a big storm system all through the area we will be traveling through, so hopefully the roads will be okay.

Should be fun.

So, in my absence, I would like to wish ALL of you a very merry Christmas! Cheers!

r-g ;

PS: Keep an eye on the Awards thread for me!

;

At 12/23/07 08:36 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I'm off for Minnesota tmrw morning to see the (ex)stepmom and my little sister.
So, in my absence, I would like to wish ALL of you a very merry Christmas! Cheers!

Have a Merry Christmas yourself!

Feliz Naviblagh!

At 12/23/07 08:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Also, I shit blood today. Like, enough to turn the whole toilet pink. I've decided to be in denial about it: I'm too poor to afford to go see a doctor, even though I pay for health insurance.

Jesus-- that does sound bad, but-- it's not as horrible as it sounds. If it's leaving the toilet "pink"-- then it's a step up towards better news, I guess. Because black stool means the tear is inside of you. Yours is just outside.

The only things I know that can do this are:

1.) Rectal tears, and they could be done physically (*insert mandatory gay joke*) such as wipping too hard, or even diet or stress.
2.) Veneral warts
3.) Hemmroids.

If I were you, I would be VERY gentle about going potty. And eat fiberous foods. A big bowl of oatmeal in the morning... vegetables and fruits through out the day-- and even a glass of metamucil at night will "clean" your insides. Meaning, you won't need to be so vigorious about wipping. Also, you may have "acidic stool" (I'm not sure what's its actually called, I just know that stool can be out of Ph level. That can also cause fissures.)

And going to the doctor if you were really concerned...
Right now, you should do stuff to eleviate stress and eating healthy foods (or, at least puting extra bulk forming fiber supplement such as metamucil or store brands...)

Oh yeah--
running does fix your digestion too.

At 12/23/07 08:56 PM, fli wrote:

At 12/23/07 08:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Oh yeah--
running does fix your digestion too.

I've heard a good dose of Fli is also a remedy.

And now for something completely different.

What's up where you all are?
It 11:14 pm & the temp out side is above freezing!
They're calling for plus 10 tomorrow & rain ( I hope it's hot water)
What crazy weather we're having.

I still haven't got any Christm--Holiday presents. I also have no money. Is it ok to pretend to be a jew so nobody forces you to buy gifts?

Also, on a whining note, what the hell? My presidential bid in the '07 elections for the State of Court Jester Award seems to have been foiled. Did I receive a censorship vote? Was I punished by the electorate? Why's some lame-o beating me? Is it because of all the jewtalk? Throw me a bone here, people!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

Merry Christmas!

see you in a couple days!

r-g ;

Either I'm feeling the christmas spirit or there is a practicle diffrence between daytime and nighttime cold medicne

At 12/23/07 10:15 PM, morefngdbs wrote: And now for something completely different.

What's up where you all are?
It 11:14 pm & the temp out side is above freezing!
They're calling for plus 10 tomorrow & rain ( I hope it's hot water)
What crazy weather we're having.

11:19 am, the temperature is 27,4 ºC, and it's sunny.

At 12/24/07 01:42 AM, Empanado wrote: I still haven't got any Christm--Holiday presents. I also have no money. Is it ok to pretend to be a jew so nobody forces you to buy gifts?

youve done the same last year you stealth jew

At 12/24/07 07:54 AM, reviewer-general wrote: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

Merry Christmas!

see you in a couple days!

r-g ;

See ya!

At 12/24/07 09:13 AM, stafffighter wrote: Either I'm feeling the christmas spirit or there is a practicle diffrence between daytime and nighttime cold medicne

Oh, esta leche no está buena!
And tomorrow is Christmas.

yeah, lame

At 12/24/07 09:23 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/23/07 10:15 PM, morefngdbs wrote: And now for something completely different.
What's up where you all are?
It 11:14 pm & the temp out side is above freezing!

11:19 am, the temperature is 27,4 ºC, and it's sunny.

;
10:31 & its raining, winds are at about 50k & temp is 8* celcius (about 47 degrees)
Rains suppose to stop about lunch,
Suppose to get warmer as the day progresses (YAAAAAYYYY)

Happy CHristmas & Merry New Year.... where is my drink of rum......

At 12/24/07 09:23 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/24/07 09:13 AM, stafffighter wrote: Either I'm feeling the christmas spirit or there is a practicle diffrence between daytime and nighttime cold medicne

Oh, esta leche no está buena!

Oh fuck. I'm in the Mcdonalds in that bad neighborhood again. I want fries damn it. Fries

And tomorrow is Christmas.

yeah, lame

Just for that your character is going to be the one to call people mano....unless I love the 80's 3D distracts me for the 2 minutes I'll remember this.......heh, whammies

I kinda wish there was an "ignore poster" feature.

Just saying...

also merry christmas (hah, fuck you, Jews!)

At 12/24/07 09:34 AM, morefngdbs wrote: 10:31 & its raining, winds are at about 50k & temp is 8* celcius (about 47 degrees)
Rains suppose to stop about lunch,
Suppose to get warmer as the day progresses (YAAAAAYYYY)

2.07 pm 29,2 ºC sunny

Happy CHristmas & Merry New Year.... where is my drink of rum......

Cider FTW!

At 12/24/07 11:55 AM, Ravariel wrote: I kinda wish there was an "ignore poster" feature.

Just saying...

also merry christmas (hah, fuck you, Jews!)

empanado will be stealthily angreh
Christmas is tomorrow, btw- Today the milk is not good.

yeah, lame

At 12/24/07 09:50 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/24/07 09:23 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/24/07 09:13 AM, stafffighter wrote: Either I'm feeling the christmas spirit or there is a practicle diffrence between daytime and nighttime cold medicne

Oh, esta leche no está buena!

Oh fuck. I'm in the Mcdonalds in that bad neighborhood again. I want fries damn it. Fries

There is no such thing as Mc Donald's in a bad neighborhood.
They are all strategically placed.

And tomorrow is Christmas.

yeah, lame

Just for that your character is going to be the one to call people mano....unless I love the 80's 3D distracts me for the 2 minutes I'll remember this.......heh, whammies

I don't say mano. I say boloo (last oo is pronounced "aw")

At 12/24/07 12:20 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: 2.07 pm 29,2 ºC sunny

Hold on. Let me check...
02:25 pm, 25 Cº, partially cloudy.

Cider FTW!

Cider "LA Victoria" or "Real'

empanado will be stealthily angreh
Christmas is tomorrow, btw- Today the milk is not good.

yeah, lame

*facepalm*

Just for that your character is going to be the one to call people mano....unless I love the 80's 3D distracts me for the 2 minutes I'll remember this.......heh, whammies

I don't say mano. I say boloo (last oo is pronounced "aw")

Qué' decí' bolú? :D Mwehehehe. It seems that you're gonna be the stealth latin in the story. Niiiice >:D

At 12/24/07 12:28 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

At 12/24/07 12:20 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: 2.07 pm 29,2 ºC sunny

Hold on. Let me check...
02:25 pm, 25 Cº, partially cloudy.

Lies. 29,4 ºC >=(

Qué' decí' bolú? :D Mwehehehe. It seems that you're gonna be the stealth latin in the story. Niiiice >:D

They discriminate me because I'm black.

Cider FTW!

Cider "LA Victoria" or "Real'

Royal Cider :D

At 12/24/07 12:40 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Lies. 29,4 ºC >=(

That's cuz you're silverian. And metal gets really hot under the sun. XD

Royal Cider :D

We've got BLACK LABEL Royal Cider. Beat that :D

At 12/24/07 12:44 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

At 12/24/07 12:40 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Lies. 29,4 ºC >=(

That's cuz you're silverian. And metal gets really hot under the sun. XD

I'm not silverian anymore, I'm The Other Citian.
I'm an immigrant now =D

Royal Cider :D

We've got BLACK LABEL Royal Cider. Beat that :D

Do I win now?

At 12/24/07 01:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Do I win now?

*drools*

YESH. WIN.

*goes back to drooling*

Just got done with a wonderful family tradition, the annual viewing of the muppets christmas carol. The muppets just suit christmas. I know I've said this before but the genius of Jim Henson was his understated nature. The stuff my neices watch is all "WE'RE USUIG DIFFRENT CRAYONS TO DRAW EACH OTHER!!! WTF???" I'm gonna have a candy cane now.