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At 12/20/07 09:27 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

At 12/20/07 07:05 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: REPORT CARD TIME!!!!!!!!

O_O
Peroquepedazodehijodepuuuuuuuta.
TEH CHAMP-IÑON'S REPORT CARD!

Thanks! You're the only one here that has appreciated my academic preformance, besides R-g, who has done it through the IM system.
All... *sob* this... *sob* studying *sob* too...*sob* be *sob* loooooved... *cries*

At 12/20/07 09:51 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: Lol! "The van II: dial w for Windowless"

And now for... yaddayaddayadda

This thing is the only reason i would buy a Wii.
Among others.
IT'S SO FSCKING KEEEEWT! X3

My brother is getting a console for Christmas, damn him, I had to do a 14 hour flight to get mine.
I'm getting a pair of Levi's 501 =D

At 12/20/07 09:51 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: IT'S SO FSCKING KEEEEWT! X3

*tilts head*

Is that what I think it is? Kirby as Solid Snake?

... what would he have to swallow in order to gain THAT ability, I wonder?

At 12/20/07 09:59 PM, Proteas wrote: *tilts head*
Is that what I think it is? Kirby as Solid Snake?
... what would he have to swallow in order to gain THAT ability, I wonder?

That's waaaaay too crass Proteas... There are ladies in the lounge!

But let's say Kirby would have to swallow "Solid Snake Jr." xD

At 12/20/07 10:04 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: That's waaaaay too crass Proteas... There are ladies in the lounge!

It was a serious question, man. You're the one making something dirty out of it.

At 12/20/07 09:33 PM, Proteas wrote: Now I'm off to go hang out with the kids at the Quick-E-Mart, see ya!

Excuse me son...Masonic Truancy Officer...

At 12/20/07 10:12 PM, TheMason wrote: Masonic

CONSPIRACY!!!! I graduated higschool dammit! Leave me alone!!!

At 12/20/07 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/20/07 10:12 PM, TheMason wrote: Masonic

CONSPIRACY!!!! I graduated higschool dammit! Leave me alone!!!

Doesn't matter...don't you watch Alex Jones?

Page 2,222 and 32....no, wait THIRTY-ONE posts left until 66,666.

WHO WILL GET IT?!?!?!

=O

<drama>

;

*cough*

At 12/20/07 10:47 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Where is Carmen Sandiego?

Still in the barn I suppose.

What will Honey do? Will she say she can't elope?

And if you don't get it, think melons.

At 12/20/07 07:05 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: REPORT CARD TIME!!!!!!!!

You're a nerd.

Meh, I'll probably become a professor, and teach to get hawt ladies, and to be able to say, "ya know, I teach at the 2nd best University in the country", in that way I'll get moar babes.

You're a nerd with nerdish dreams.
Gosh! I can't believe how much of a nerd you are. This place is FULL OF NERDS.

and stealth jews

I should be working on fellowship applications, but instead I'm watching Steve play Mass Effect and fidgeting with Photoshop.

What does everyone think of this picture?

Hawt

At 12/20/07 11:11 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I got into a Secret Santa for pet owners on another message board, and we sent each other packages designed for our animals. I don't think the rats care that the hammocks and tunnels and yogurt drops are for Christmas, nor do I expect Charlie to realize his catnip is a special holiday thing. But it's fun for the owners, and I think as long as you don't anthropomorphize your pets too much (like those ladies with the purse dogs) there's no harm in buying them a present.

we did our christmas shopping today and Petco in our area is closing its store, so everything is being sold off cheap. we got a bunch of cat food, and a lot of toys for the cat. he found the bag immediately and I just spent five minutes picking still packaged toys out from under the bed, under the kitchen table and ine closet...fucker moves fast. we also got Io a new hide hole because she's a wee bit too big for her old one. we can pretty much set up her old cage again with her old stuff..I may just take the smaller branches out because I don't think she has enough room to chillax in the room between the branches and her waterbowl which is on the other side of her cage.

As I said, we did some christmas shopping and my dad met us at Lowes, bought us a fake christmas tree (whcih my fiancee is currently decorating...the one on display had white lites (my dad got that one) and the last one in a box is the one we got but it has colored lights...she doesn't seem happy about this for some reason) We went to Micheal's and got ornaments and then we went shopping with my dad and brother and my dad bought his own christmas gift from us (a 6 pack of beer glasses) and went to Sam's club where he got us a few grocery items (have I mentioned the man borrowed my fiancee's car the other day and got brand new snow tires put on it?).

then we did our own christmas shopping at the mall. Fuck it's been a long day, and I got up at 1. We also did laundry some time in there. I have to go to work tomorrow and get up at 7am and it's already midnight.

At 12/20/07 11:32 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I should be working on fellowship applications

People can sign up to go help hobbits go places? awesome!

What does everyone think of this picture?

hot.

For those who don't know, which would be all of you, I have applied to join the RCMP. I have to get laser eye surgrey thought to be accepted (you need a certain uncorrected vision requirement). This is going to be fun! I have done the written test and moved onto the next phase, the paperwork and fitness tests. Soon I will hopefully find out about getting an interview.

I have to get and maintain Top Secret Security Clearance as aprt of my employment and even do a poly-graph.

At 12/21/07 12:24 AM, JoS wrote: I have to get and maintain Top Secret Security Clearance as part of my employment and even do a poly-graph.

MRI interrogation also??

So the upshot is you can't post on NG anymore, and i score your Mods position, am i right?!

At 12/20/07 11:32 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I should be working on fellowship applications, but instead I'm watching Steve play Mass Effect and fidgeting with Photoshop.

Fellowships for what? Also is Mass Effect as good as the hype?

What does everyone think of this picture?

Hot...

At 12/21/07 12:24 AM, JoS wrote: I have applied to join the RCMP. I have to be accepted This is going to be fun! Soon I will hopefully find out about getting an interview.

;
I was just reading about their need to hire a shit load more officers.
They need them to
1) Replace the 8 that were killed on the job this year.
2) Looks like Mounties are going to now go into violent situations with back up. ( as soon as they can find some willing participants ) ;) that would be folks like you.

Well I hope you like Northern Canada, & have some experience with Native Canadians (cause that's where they'll send you.)
But , my cousin is a mountie & his only complaint is that he would like to be posted back in Cape Breton (that's where most of our clan is)It isn't going to happen anytime soon according to him. He did his first 2 tours up in northern Ontario, Now he's in New Brunswick up near the Gaspe.
Good luck though Jos, the police may often be a pain in the ass with their love of the ticket book... but can anyone imagine where we would be if we didn't have police on the job !

Der-Lowe,
I would need a green card, otherwise I could be deported... Hey, maybe they would deport me to Mexico ;-)
Plus do you have any Idea how much B.S. one has to go through to take their kids to live in another country , thereby taking the other spouses ability to have child visits away .
Not to mention my ex-Mother-in-law would freak. (is that what she is called now?)
My Mother-in-law (or EX) was/is a wonderful human being, I wouldn't deliberately hurt her for the world.

At 12/20/07 11:30 PM, Empanado wrote: Gosh! I can't believe how much of a nerd you are. This place is FULL OF NERDS.

Like yourself

At 1/8/07 02:44 AM, Empanado wrote: Also, I just got my results from my college admission exam.
Out of a max of 850 points, I got 699 in Language, 675 in Math, and a whooping 803 in History & Social Sciences.

A friend of mine, who's nerdier than me, passed the Engineering School admission exam with 7/10, pass grade: 6 :D
Another friend of mine also passed his three admission exams for the School of Informatics. :D

and stealth jews

i agree

At 12/21/07 01:01 AM, TheMason wrote:

At 12/20/07 11:32 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I should be working on fellowship applications, but instead I'm watching Steve play Mass Effect and fidgeting with Photoshop.

Fellowships for what? Also is Mass Effect as good as the hype?

Best RPG ever. no doubt. I don't own, but I play at my friends house, and in two visits I'm 18 hours in, lol. Seriously look at some the vids for it on youtube, it kicks ass

Eh, I am too eager to press the Post it! button and I forget that I was going to talk about moar things.

At 12/20/07 11:32 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: What does everyone think of this picture?

niiice, although my monitor is too dark, and I cannot see the silhouette behind you clearly, I'm guessing batman.

At 12/21/07 12:24 AM, JoS wrote: For those who don't know, which would be all of you, I have applied to join the RCMP.

La Bonaerense FTW!!!!
lol

I have to get laser eye surgrey thought to be accepted (you need a certain uncorrected vision requirement).

why is that?

This is going to be fun! I have done the written test and moved onto the next phase, the paperwork and fitness tests. Soon I will hopefully find out about getting an interview.

I have to get and maintain Top Secret Security Clearance as aprt of my employment and even do a poly-graph.

What will they ask you? :O

Congrats Jos!

At 12/21/07 10:00 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Der-Lowe,
I would need a green card, otherwise I could be deported... Hey, maybe they would deport me to Mexico ;-)
Plus do you have any Idea how much B.S. one has to go through to take their kids to live in another country , thereby taking the other spouses ability to have child visits away .
Not to mention my ex-Mother-in-law would freak. (is that what she is called now?)
My Mother-in-law (or EX) was/is a wonderful human being, I wouldn't deliberately hurt her for the world.

I'm guessing this was from a PM I sent you months ago. Disregard; I was probably joking, drunk, euphoric because I had solved a difficult Maths exercise, or it was too late (my brain works differently past midnight).
But hey, you read my PM! =D

Eighteen posts left to the 66,666th! No, wait... seventeen!

Also, La Bonaerense FTW?
Oh, right... It's true that you live in "the other city".
How close were you to the Ministery of Social Development when the piqueteros started throwing Molotov Cocktails?

Double post! I forgot to answer Proteas's affirmation!

At 12/20/07 10:11 PM, Proteas wrote: It was a serious question, man. You're the one making something dirty out of it.

Yeah, of course! I'm fully aware of that. Besides I was just joking with you.
Don't make me pull out my keyboard of latin tricks. I've got accents. äéì
I've got letters you've never heard of... like the almighty Ñ!
Ph33r m3h!

Disclamer: That post is a joke 100%... alright, maybe 80%

At 12/21/07 12:19 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: Eighteen posts left to the 66,666th! No, wait... seventeen!

Also, La Bonaerense FTW?

Bonaerense>Federal

Oh, right... It's true that you live in "the other city".

I like that, I'll put it in my profile.

How close were you to the Ministery of Social Development when the piqueteros started throwing Molotov Cocktails?

I usually take 7th street to go to German, and I meet those charming fellas, luckily, I didn't have German that day. None of them went to jail, I've heard.
At least I can commute without wanting to commit suicide; Pettinato has a new reason to be late now, lol.

At 12/21/07 01:00 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/21/07 12:19 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: Oh, right... It's true that you live in "the other city".

I like that, I'll put it in my profile.

Cuz your city is *top secret*, am i right? :D

At 12/21/07 10:25 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Like yourself

You're just jealous because you can't have my Beagle islands.

At 1/8/07 02:44 AM, Empanado wrote: Also, I just got my results from my college admission exam.
Out of a max of 850 points, I got 699 in Language, 675 in Math, and a whooping 803 in History & Social Sciences.

A friend of mine, who's nerdier than me, passed the Engineering School admission exam with 7/10, pass grade: 6 :D
Another friend of mine also passed his three admission exams for the School of Informatics. :D

Actually that score didn't mean squat in the end. Since the test measured completely inane and useless information, it's basically an overhyped memory exam or whatever. It worked just fine in getting me all pumped up and thinking I was hot shit, only to realize once in college that my ass was easily kicked by kids who either scored 60 points lower than me or didn't even give the test at all.
This holds particularly true when the career's some sort of hippie excuse for a real job, as is my case.

But since you've chosen a more facho approach at the laboral world, I guess you'll have no problem.

and stealth jews

i agree

theyre everywhere

At 12/21/07 01:25 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

I like that, I'll put it in my profile.

Cuz your city is *top secret*, am i right? :D

yes. Shush!

At 12/21/07 01:32 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 12/21/07 10:25 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Like yourself

You're just jealous because you can't have my Beagle islands.

NO MORE GAS FOR YOU YOUNG MAN!
Go buy from the bolivians or import gas overseas.

At 1/8/07 02:44 AM, Empanado wrote: Also, I just got my results from my college admission exam.
Out of a max of 850 points, I got 699 in Language, 675 in Math, and a whooping 803 in History & Social Sciences.

A friend of mine, who's nerdier than me, passed the Engineering School admission exam with 7/10, pass grade: 6 :D
Another friend of mine also passed his three admission exams for the School of Informatics. :D

Actually that score didn't mean squat in the end. Since the test measured completely inane and useless information, it's basically an overhyped memory exam or whatever. It worked just fine in getting me all pumped up and thinking I was hot shit, only to realize once in college that my ass was easily kicked by kids who either scored 60 points lower than me or didn't even give the test at all.

The Engineering School's exam was all Mathematics, and the Informatics one was Math and Basic Programming, and basic computer knowledge.

This holds particularly true when the career's some sort of hippie excuse for a real job, as is my case.

But since you've chosen a more facho approach at the laboral world, I guess you'll have no problem.

The School of Economics has no admission exam, or pre-course, you just start, but two months earlier (February instead of April), and the trick is that the first three subjects (Accountancy I, Administration I, and Introduction to Economics and the Argentinian Economic structure) are needed to do the following subjects in the second part of the year (August- November), so if you fail them, you're screwed.
The good thing is that you can avoid the final exam if your grade is 7 or higher ^_^

and stealth jews

i agree

theyre everywhere

i wonder how many stealth jews ill meet in college

Chapter one of the regulars is up
Most chapters will be a bit longer than this, like I said it's basically a proof of concept.