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Oh god...

got off from the phone... I'm so angry.

The girl in our group was suppose to write up our group paper. I came back home late last night, read it online... and it sucked ass.

And I fixed it, but she doesn't want to turn it in because it's a considerably heavy revision. (pratically, everything...)

I've always been nice, but now she's fucking with my grade with her crapy grammar and poor logical connection. She was suppose to get 6 pages of work... she only turned in 4.

WTF?
I swear to god, I'm gonna choke a bitch ASAP.

At 12/16/07 04:32 AM, fli wrote: Poor girl, Venom... But, I think she's just after something she can't have anymore.
Like I've said before... play hard to get, and you won't be lonely for long.

I moved on. She broke the part of me that could love her. Now I seem to have my twin's talent for attracting the broken ones. Some great sex though.

Good luck with that paper though. Must be nice not having to deal with all the female bs most of the time, eh?

At 12/16/07 11:15 AM, stafffighter wrote: venom- cheesey villian- wears expensive sunglasses and laughs theatrically

Rofl! You're going to make me that vampire from Blade who went on to play the father in "Grounded for Life"? I love it.

At 12/16/07 03:24 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Wraith went to military school and got a life.

Wow. Good for him?

Shrike, as well, is doing the gf/family type thing. His brother Uber is still on, though.

Should have seen that coming.

Good luck with that. And by "good luck with that" I mean that human fat is both difficult to render and uneconomical, however I will gladly kill you and make you into christmas candles.

I shall take your words of encouragement and run with them to the nearest kindergarten playground to have freaky sex and throw the condoms on the ground instead. That way we're both happy.
O.o

At 12/16/07 01:06 AM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, this is an idea I've been kicking around for a while. In the grand tradition of forum stories (now religated to user pages, as with this be, possibly with episodic posts here) I thought it would be cool to write a story about the lounge crowd. But just any story would not suit us, we need a spy action thriller.
The idea is basic slock action stuff with intended unapoligetic delivory for the sake of humor.

In theory, since they're stock cliché characters, couldn't you write the story first and assign characters later? Like, just get everything written, then match the characters to their appropriate users (i.e. The hulking, muscle-bound hero is fli, the elementary school tacher leading a secret double life as a spy is you, the tall, mysterious Spaniard is SevenSeize, etc.)

Also, just out of curiosity, have you done written comedy before? Generally speaking, it's a lot harder than people think, especially narratives.

At 12/16/07 11:15 AM, stafffighter wrote: Keep in mind that the nature of the story does not call for well rounded adults who talk their way through conflicts.

*raises hand*

Can I be the munitions expert? You know, that one cool twerp who hangs out with the hero and can blow shit up using a handful of everyday objects? He always looks like he's just come off a three day bender and is fiending for an aspirin, and can tend to be a violent asshole at times...

Staff: PROTEAS! I need you to rig the villain's hideout to blow up in 10 minutes, and all we've got is twine, q-tips, and a bottle of crisco! CAN YOU DO IT?!
Me: Quit screaming at me or I'll make the detonator out of your kneecaps.

At 12/17/07 10:46 AM, fli wrote: I swear to god, I'm gonna choke a bitch ASAP.

I told a co-worker yesterday that the only reason he was still alive was because it was bad weather for digging graves. The cold itself didn't bother me, but that wind was a bitch. BRRRR.

This is why my CPU idled at 60ºC
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At 12/17/07 01:48 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: This is why my CPU idled at 60ºC

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because you ripped open your computer to take pictures of the inside?

At 12/17/07 01:57 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:48 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: This is why my CPU idled at 60ºC

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because you ripped open your computer to take pictures of the inside?

Actually, I was afraid that was the problem at the beginning, I was afraid that I had messed with the thermal grease , I mean, it happened to apple, it can happen to me. But the 0.5cm dust layer between the fan and the heat sink turned out to be the problem.
The fact that it was a prescott and that we're 4 days away from summer didn't help either.

After cleaning the heat sink, the CPU idles at 37-40 ºC =D

TEH EDN

Oh I just saw this:

At 12/16/07 04:04 AM, DarkWizard1992 wrote: But yeah, no hay problema... Ché... (Now Empanado is getting even MORE pissed off)

Puta el hueón hueón, hueón.

At 12/17/07 11:01 AM, FatherVenom wrote: I shall take your words of encouragement and run with them to the nearest kindergarten playground to have freaky sex and throw the condoms on the ground instead. That way we're both happy.
O.o

I approve of this message. The children have to be educated about sex somehow, and nothing is quite as poignant as a practical demonstration.

At 12/17/07 02:40 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: The fact that it was a prescott and that we're 4 days away from summer didn't help either.

Oh SHIT! Thanks for the reminder. It's that time o' the year again. Time to dismember my CPU and get messy with the goddamn thermal grease >_<
Aw man... i

At 12/17/07 02:41 PM, Empanado wrote: Puta el hueón hueón, hueón.

No digas weadas, weón. ¿Me viste cara de weón? :D
Heheheh... just pulling your leg :P

... I think I have found the penultimate gag gift.

Two 1 3/8" (around 3.5 cm) Brass Bearing Balls

I think I might buy them for my dad's birthday, so I can finally look my dad dead in the eye and say with a straight face; "See? You do have brass balls after all!"

Heheheheheh...
I giggled like a schoolgirl when I read "Brass Balls"
=D

Babelfish is shite.

Here's why:

English => Spanish: "cock" = "martillo"

Spanish => English: "martillo" = "hammer"

hammer =/= cock

What the hell is this nonsense?

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At 12/17/07 03:20 PM, DarkWizard1992 wrote:

At 12/17/07 02:40 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: The fact that it was a prescott and that we're 4 days away from summer didn't help either.

Oh SHIT! Thanks for the reminder. It's that time o' the year again. Time to dismember my CPU and get messy with the goddamn thermal grease >_<
Aw man... i

I never do that, that's why my CPU idled at 40ºC =D

BURN BABY BURN

Also, I wanted it to burn down so I could buy a Conroe =(

At 12/17/07 05:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I never do that, that's why my CPU idled at 60ºC =D

Fixed
Also, hammers.

At 12/17/07 05:37 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Babelfish is shite.
Here's why:
English => Spanish: "cock" = "martillo"
Spanish => English: "martillo" = "hammer"
hammer =/= cock
What the hell is this nonsense?
;

Martillo = Hammer
Cock = Gallo (rooster), and several slangs for penis.

Where's your translator now, AMIRITE?

At 12/17/07 05:37 PM, reviewer-general wrote: hammer =/= cock
What the hell is this nonsense?

Well it'd be difficult to assing it a single word, since there are +20 different nations that use Spanish and most of them have different sets of slang. Argentineans say "poronga" or "choto" (I think), Spaniards say "polla", Venezuelans say "yuca", us Chileans say "pico" or "pichula".

At 12/17/07 05:52 PM, Empanado wrote: us Chileans say "pico" or "pichula".

Then "me das un pico?" takes a whole different meaning in Chile.
I have been warned.

At 12/17/07 05:37 PM, reviewer-general wrote: hammer =/= cock

What the hell is this nonsense?

So you think, but you haven't met me yet.

Let's just say that the ladies call me "Hammercock"

Unrelated: Argentina is missing from Google Maps.

=O

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At 12/17/07 05:58 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:52 PM, Empanado wrote: us Chileans say "pico" or "pichula".

Then "me das un pico?" takes a whole different meaning in Chile.
I have been warned.

Reminds me of a Colombian woman we once interviewed. She told us about how "pico" in Colombia refers to a pouty mouth, i.e. before kissing. So when she had just arrived to Chile, she once wrote n e-mail to his new (Chilean) boyfriend and ended it with "Hugs, and a kiss in your pico".

Dude answers with "...yeeeah, that'd be great".

lulz

At 12/17/07 06:04 PM, Elfer wrote: Let's just say that the ladies call me "Hammercock"

So it's made of wood and/or plastic, with a metal head?
Oh noes! Did you have an accident?

At 12/17/07 06:22 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:58 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/17/07 05:52 PM, Empanado wrote: us Chileans say "pico" or "pichula".

Then "me das un pico?" takes a whole different meaning in Chile.
I have been warned.

Reminds me of a Colombian woman we once interviewed. She told us about how "pico" in Colombia refers to a pouty mouth, i.e. before kissing. So when she had just arrived to Chile, she once wrote n e-mail to his new (Chilean) boyfriend and ended it with "Hugs, and a kiss in your pico".

Dude answers with "...yeeeah, that'd be great".

lulz

pico is a kiss on the lips here.
There was a Venezuelan actress here as well, and apparently there "Pero que verga!" is an expression; verga also means cocks in Argentina. And when a journalist found that out and commented that in an interview in a party, she repeated it out loud, and her friend commented "nice".

At 12/17/07 03:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I approve of this message. The children have to be educated about sex somehow, and nothing is quite as poignant as a practical demonstration.

ROFL! I didn't mean while they were there, but that's a new twist I'll have to try.

At 12/17/07 08:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Either of you gentlemen been hanging around Louisiana?????

I'm innocent. Wait, no, that's a lie.

I didn't do that. Yes, that's better.

The one thing I like about freezing rain is how the snow crunching under my feet makes me feel like juggernaught

At 12/17/07 08:49 PM, stafffighter wrote: The one thing I like about freezing rain is how the snow crunching under my feet makes me feel like juggernaught

it makes me mad because all of that nice fresh powder is now a thick layer of ice on the mountain.

damn eastern facing slopes...

how do you get a hammer from cock? is it babelfish's chosen slang for penis in spanish? i just don't understand.

oh, speaking of which. best failed translation ever (i think i mentioned it before). for shits and giggles i typed mauser into an autamatic translator from German to English. the result, and i quote, "more mauser".

yes, it was necessary i state that i was quoting despite the fact i was using quotation marks.

*sings*

Here comes the sun, do do do....

Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright..

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At 12/17/07 10:48 PM, reviewer-general wrote: *sings*

Here comes the sun, do do do....

Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright..

;

You're evil.

nanananaaa