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At 12/14/07 06:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat won't stop eating papers I bring home from work.

MY cat won't stop eating my hand.
I must be tasty.

At 12/14/07 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm writing a book, btw.

What about?

At 12/14/07 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm writing a book, btw. I think I'm actually going to finish it.... It's going to be fucking awesome.

I can see the inside flap saying exactly that.

from the author: "It's going to be fucking awesome."

At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 12/14/07 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm writing a book, btw. I think I'm actually going to finish it.... It's going to be fucking awesome.

I can see the inside flap saying exactly that.

from the author: "It's going to be fucking awesome."

It's fiction. About lesbian witch demons and stuff. But not BBS style, novel style. I'm about a third of the way done with chapter 12, and I have chapters 1-8 on the computer I'm at now.

Remember that backups are your friends.

At 12/14/07 06:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My puppy enjoys underwear. I find them all over the place.

My youngest sister's cat nearly died because he was chewing on the elastic of a pair of thong panties and accidentally swallowed them.

cat

Cats are so gay. They're always grooming and they rarely eat anything manly.

At 12/14/07 08:07 PM, Empanado wrote: they rarely eat anything manly.

Isn't raw meat manly?

At 12/14/07 08:06 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/14/07 06:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My puppy enjoys underwear. I find them all over the place.

My youngest sister's cat nearly died because he was chewing on the elastic of a pair of thong panties and accidentally swallowed them.

I think that happened to a guy on Coupling. A long theme on that show was womens pants (or panties to us) being so small you could accedentally swallow them.

At 12/14/07 08:32 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Isn't raw meat manly?

Gays also eat... "meat"--

At 12/14/07 08:54 PM, fli wrote:

At 12/14/07 08:32 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Isn't raw meat manly?

Gays also eat... "meat"--

I'm not sure meat is the part you should be quoting there.

At 12/14/07 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 12/12/07 09:27 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Christopher.

I fucking win.

No, WE win.

*high fives*

This had better not be the special olympics......!

DAUURR, *drool* OF TEH CORSE NOT!

I'm writing a book, btw. I think I'm actually going to finish it.... It's going to be fucking awesome.

Cool. =D

cats

All my cats ran off. =(

We have an awesome dog now!

^_^

;

Hurray drunken essay writing!

At 12/14/07 10:16 PM, Malachy wrote: Hurray drunken essay writing!

Elaborate, please.

;

At 12/14/07 10:37 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 12/14/07 10:16 PM, Malachy wrote: Hurray drunken essay writing!

Elaborate, please.

;

the essay portion of my final exam of Sociology of Addiction is take home. I also got drunk before writing it.

thus drunken essay writing.

A story about why I hate university students:

I write for a comedy paper on my campus. It's fairly popular, especially among engineering students. I wrote an article that was basically a spoof of stupid high school party movies, and in said article there was a short scene about them playing a game called "strip cup"

It sounds like an obvious pun, but I don't see many hits for the phrase on google, so presumably not a million people have actually done this.

Anyway, after the article was published, "strip cup" photo albums from people at my university start turning up on Facebook.

Blegh.

At 12/14/07 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yeah but I hadn't seen you yet by the time of the post. What did you think I'd read the whole of what I missed like last time? Plus I thought somebody else was using "FUNKbrs".

I'm writing a book, btw. I think I'm actually going to finish it.... It's going to be fucking awesome.

I'll believe it when I see it. lol Sounds intriguing.

While a clown is on a cocaine induced rampage, I just want to know, do you think I should opt out of the final exam on geology? I've just passed the third exam and was given an option to opt out if I'm satisfied with my overall grade, should I do it?

Yes, lets all cheer for you in your false claims that you actually succeed in life, thats a big laugh.

At 12/15/07 01:27 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Yes, lets all cheer for you in your false claims that you actually succeed in life, thats a big laugh.

You really need some serious help kid.

At 12/14/07 10:42 PM, Malachy wrote: the essay portion of my final exam of Sociology of Addiction is take home. I also got drunk before writing it.

thus drunken essay writing.

Playing Hemingway only works if you make do it consistently.

Idiot-Finder, you need a good dose of reality it seems listening to Bush has weakened your perception of common sense greatly.

At 12/15/07 01:36 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Idiot-Finder, you need a good dose of reality it seems listening to Bush has weakened your perception of common sense greatly.

Since when do you even have common sense in the first place?

ooo good move, not.

So, Venom...
What were you doing in all that time?

I had to ask--

At 12/15/07 01:40 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 12/15/07 01:36 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Idiot-Finder, you need a good dose of reality it seems listening to Bush has weakened your perception of common sense greatly.

Since when do you even have common sense in the first place?

Politics. LOUNGE?

IMPERATOR SMASH!!!!

Take it outside boys.

At 12/15/07 01:41 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: ooo good move, not.

That's why no one will ever take you seriously kid.

Got off the phone...
I'm excited-- I may get to play "Cosme Bravo" in the newest Luis Valdez play... Mummified Deer.

I didn't get a part in Angels in America, but I certainly hope to get this play.
Cause then, I will be working with Luis Valdez's son, and that will look AWSOME on my actor's resume.

I got my 3rd call-- most of everyone is eliminated.
They said they liked that I wasn't screaming my lines like other actors-- but, I don't have a great singing voice. So... if all goes well, I will get this part. I ought to have news this Friday.

Cosme is an ex-soldeir who now works in a circus as a clown.
He rapes the main character in the play years ago-- and then marries with the mother's daughter.

At 12/15/07 02:00 AM, fli wrote: Got off the phone...
I'm excited-- I may get to play "Cosme Bravo" in the newest Luis Valdez play... Mummified Deer.

All fingers shall be crossed for you dude.

I didn't get a part in Angels in America, but I certainly hope to get this play.
Cause then, I will be working with Luis Valdez's son, and that will look AWSOME on my actor's resume.

I'll assume he's an important guy. Once again, you don't need luck because you have the skills.

I got my 3rd call-- most of everyone is eliminated.
They said they liked that I wasn't screaming my lines like other actors-- but, I don't have a great singing voice. So... if all goes well, I will get this part. I ought to have news this Friday.

My expereince is that the people most convinced they can sing are the worst singers. Example, the first few episodes of American idol.

Cosme is an ex-soldeir who now works in a circus as a clown.
He rapes the main character in the play years ago-- and then marries with the mother's daughter.

And this dude sings?

At 12/15/07 02:00 AM, fli wrote:

Cosme is an ex-soldeir who now works in a circus as a clown.
He rapes the main character in the play years ago-- and then marries with the mother's daughter.

Sounds interesting.

At 12/15/07 09:55 AM, stafffighter wrote: And this dude sings?

This almost sounds like the setup to a bad episode of the Jerry Springer show. "My soprano opera star-turned circus clown of a rapist married my daughter!" Next episode; he's his own grandpa AND a deadbeat dad to boot.

*shakes head*

Just so everybody knows, I didn't ban SlithVampire for the Jesus camp topic. He's laying low right now so on Monday he can run in here and claim I did. Fucking 14 year olds twerps...