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OUCH--

My friend's neighbor is a stripper, and oh boy-- ouch...
My friend tells me on the phone she had a huge accident. If anyone of you have been to a strip joint, then you know what I mean by "upside down spin."

Well, I guess just when she's reaching down the floor-- her wrists somehow twists and she hits her full face right on the floor. Not with a lot a force I imagine, but-- I say it's falling on your face if you're doing a handstand, so maybe-- a foot and a half away?

I know this stripper too-- we used to go to San Jose City College for Intro to Argumentation years ago...

At 12/13/07 03:00 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/13/07 02:41 PM, fli wrote: Lover for 5 years?
That's basically a marriage--

In some states, it's actually considered a common law marriage if you live together for five years or more. I'd be looking into that if I were you, mal.

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We have been dating for 5 years & we moved in together in 2005... so in Nova Scotia that is a common law relationship. If you have been co habitating for 2 years.

At 12/13/07 04:59 PM, morefngdbs wrote:
We have been dating for 5 years & we moved in together in 2005... so in Nova Scotia that is a common law relationship. If you have been co habitating for 2 years.

I'm sorry but it would be so fucking funny if you were just figuring that out now

Hate to change the subject, but god I think we may either need to ban 9/11 threads, or I need to just be hooked to some machine that will electro-shock me if I click on them. They just illustrate everything that's wrong with this forum, and internet debating in general.

At 12/13/07 06:57 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Hate to change the subject, but god I think we may either need to ban 9/11 threads, or I need to just be hooked to some machine that will electro-shock me if I click on them. They just illustrate everything that's wrong with this forum, and internet debating in general.

Yeah, 9/11 has reached that point of pot legalization, gun control and the like where there's not really anything new to say. But I do think we could get you a gag ketboard with a tazer in the scroll lock button.

At 12/13/07 07:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yeah, 9/11 has reached that point of pot legalization, gun control and the like where there's not really anything new to say. But I do think we could get you a gag ketboard with a tazer in the scroll lock button.

To me this is more about the pig headedness of all involved. You have the people that don't buy the conspiracy showing the conspiracy nuts all the evidence, and the conspiracy nuts fumbling around and calling them "sheep" and saying how intelligent they are (never mind that ALL of them call people who don't believe the same thing, so yes, so intelligent). Then the arguing just goes on and on for pages and pages getting nowhere as each side tries to prove the other is stupid. Complete waste.

Could we also restrict world war two topics? Those bring out the olde timye racism that makes me think my father got a ng account.

At 12/13/07 07:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: Could we also restrict world war two topics? Those bring out the olde timye racism that makes me think my father got a ng account.

On the bright side, if he did, at least it wasn't yours. Never fun to share an account with somebody and people are pissed at you for no reason. I remember when I used to share an account on this one site with my brother...oh, the less said the better. Just constant instances of "what the fuck is up with that thing you did the other day?"

At 12/13/07 06:57 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: we may either need to ban 9/11 threads

They'll say you're in the evil conspiracy as well, say that NG is corrupt and that Tom has been kidnapped and replaced by a Stealth Jew.

At 12/13/07 06:57 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: or I need to just be hooked to some machine that will electro-shock me if I click on them.

That would be quite entertaining. You could have a website! If you advertise the site with a link in your sig, you'll get lots of traffic; many would like to see a mod under electroshock. I'd enjoy it as well, not because you're a mod, but because I'm a little sadist.
Within that subject: does it make me a bad person to feel happy when a thread is locked?

At 12/13/07 09:06 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: They'll say you're in the evil conspiracy as well, say that NG is corrupt and that Tom has been kidnapped and replaced by a Stealth Jew.

No, silly.

He IS the Stealth Jew.

Wasn't is obvious?

Within that subject: does it make me a bad person to feel happy when a thread is locked?

Of course.

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Within that subject: does it make me a bad person to feel happy when a thread is locked?

There's about 10 threads a day I'd love to see locked, either because they're 9/11, WWII, abortion, or religion threads.

You get up to 15 per day if you include the threads that inevitably dissolve into one of the above.

we went skiing today. It was fun

Than I got a massage (like full on massage table and such) it was nice.

and then I burned dinner but we still ate it.

At 12/13/07 01:45 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/12/07 07:34 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

but everytime they do a myth about how to best the cops they do it with the cops there and the cops always turn out to be infallable. That comes off as dissingenous.

Cop myths?

*scratches head*

Like how to beat radar guns, or breathalizer tests, or speed cameras or the lie detector on the episode on now. Which is why i'm doing this now
You could beat the speed camera with an expensive and ostentatius rocket car. Also, after the guys both failed the lie detector tests they concluded that someone else might be able to do it so they ruled it plausable. Why even do the test at that point?
In short "I regect your reality and substitute my own" is basically Matrix agent slang for "Accept our reality."

At 12/13/07 10:35 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

:: No, silly.

He IS the Stealth Jew.

Wasn't is obvious?

As a member of standing of the Elders of Zion, I wholeheartedly deny that claim, Tom is Goy, and in no way, shape or form commits his site to the subtle advancment of the Jewish cause. Also Reviewer, that man in the ski-mask coming through your window is a friend, a friend.

Don't run, and don't call for help they are already dead.

i just realised i missed most of Futurama!

At 12/14/07 12:20 AM, SolInvictus wrote: i just realised i missed most of Futurama!

BAKAW!!!

I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.

At 12/14/07 12:20 AM, SolInvictus wrote: i just realised i missed most of Futurama!

This happens to me all the time for ONLY 2 shows, it is the strangest thing. I'll sit in front of the T.V. just flipping channels then I'll get sick of all the crap and go play xbox without even looking at the time time. Bam! next thing I know there's 5 minutes left of southopark or jeopardy, all so I can my old xbox games for the zillionth time.

what is this i hear about stealth jews

Yes, when Stealth Jews come into the matter I suddenly lose all of my capitalization & punctuation superpowers.

At 12/14/07 12:54 AM, Empanado wrote: what is this i hear about stealth jews

Yes, when Stealth Jews come into the matter I suddenly lose all of my capitalization & punctuation superpowers.

You hear nothing. we do not exist.

I include a picture of Natalie Portman to remind you that Jews are cute, but their tits are too small.

/endsubliminal message

Natlie Portman is Jewish? who knew the Zionist infiltration ran so deep?

At 12/14/07 01:12 AM, SolInvictus wrote: Natlie Portman is Jewish? who knew the Zionist infiltration ran so deep?

You have no idea how deep a "Jewish" conspiracy does NOT run.

LOMG!!!!

Google as a new "Scholar" feature that I've totally stumbled upon, and I'm totally in love with...
That's the most useful thing a student can use for his or her school papers.

What I like about it than the scholarly database I use is that-- I don't have to register every time I want an article.

Since I'm writing a paper every other while, this feature will be totally indispensable to me. I hope this will help everyone else too.

At 12/14/07 06:45 AM, fli wrote: LOMG!!!!

Google as a new "Scholar" feature that I've totally stumbled upon, and I'm totally in love with...
That's the most useful thing a student can use for his or her school papers.

You just found that? I've used it, but I'm not a big fan of it.
Mainly because it's brought me some bogus searches before (books having nothing to do with keywords). But hey, whatever works right?

I'm actually pretty comfortable with the Merlyn library system Umich has got. It's fun to find a book through that system, and then spend an hour in the library trying to actually find it to check out.

Cheers for the stacks. Perfect place to get lost in, sleep, or have sex in.

At 12/12/07 11:32 PM, fli wrote: You weren't gone for that long...

Yep. Check my posts. Except for a spurt last year my last posts were in September of 2005.

At 12/13/07 01:45 PM, Proteas wrote: I never had an issue with cleaning mania because of ocd, oddly enough. I go to the other extreme; I don't clean enough, and am a bit of a packrat.

LoL I just threw away papers from the first grade today. Seeing as I'm out of college now... yeah probably need to stop nesting like that.

Dad came home yesterday, less than 24 hours after surgery.

Well at least he's doing ok. What is it with dad's and surgery lately? My father fell off a ladder and cut into his eyebrow about a pinky finger's length. Also cracked his ankle. Blood, stitches, and plaster all over the place. Now my mother is the only one in my family without some sort of scar over her eyebrow.

At 12/13/07 03:40 PM, fli wrote: she hits her full face right on the floor.

I feel sorry for your friend, but if I ever saw that in a strip joint I would fall off my chair laughing.

At 12/13/07 06:57 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Hate to change the subject, but god I think we may either need to ban 9/11 threads, or I need to just be hooked to some machine that will electro-shock me if I click on them. They just illustrate everything that's wrong with this forum, and internet debating in general.

We could institute a common thread where all the garbage goes like we did when the George W. Bush threads were getting out of control. And by we I mean you.

At 12/14/07 06:45 AM, fli wrote: Google as a new "Scholar" feature that I've totally stumbled upon

My freshman English teacher pointed that out to the class to help with our first paper. Great isn't it? Really cuts through all the internet BS.

At 12/14/07 01:03 AM, therealsylvos wrote: I include a picture of Natalie Portman to remind you that Jews are cute, but their tits are too small.

I like Natalie Portman's tits, and I'm normally into chesty girls. They're nicely shaped. And she has a great ass.

Totally an ass person :)

Besides, most of the Jewish girls I went to high school with had big breasts.

And for the academic crowd and their discussion of Google Scholar and Merlyn and such...may I humbly recommend Zotero? It's a Firefox extension that's designed to help with research and bibliographies and such. I love it. They developed it at the Center for History and New Media at my university, but it's used by a lot more than just Mason students. It automatically recognizes journal articles and book citations in your browsing, and will give you the option to save them. It also allows you to take snapshots of pages and save them for later, organized in folders. I think it's fantastic.

At 12/14/07 01:06 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/14/07 01:03 AM, therealsylvos wrote: I include a picture of Natalie Portman to remind you that Jews are cute, but their tits are too small.

I like Natalie Portman's tits, and I'm normally into chesty girls. They're nicely shaped. And she has a great ass.

Totally an ass person :)

We are very alike, you and I.

=D

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my cat becomes unbearable 30 minutes before he's supposed to be fed.

I want an off button.

At 12/12/07 09:27 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Christopher.

I fucking win.

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No, WE win.

This had better not be the special olympics......!

At 12/12/07 11:28 PM, FatherVenom wrote:
That's kinda what I'd like to know. Did everyone change their handles or did the rest of the old guard just leave? Stafff, fli, Avie and Proteas are the only ones I recognize so far.

OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

overuse totally acceptable in this case.

DAG... it's been years, man..... I have a lot more music up now, and some of it doesn't even suck... fuck beans man... stream of fucking conciousness...

I'm writing a book, btw. I think I'm actually going to finish it.... It's going to be fucking awesome.

At 12/14/07 06:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat won't stop eating papers I bring home from work.

Mine enjoys boxes.

he also chewed up a porn magazine the other day too.