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Howard Dean could always get a job as a nextel sales rep if this whole screaming at voters thing fizzles out...

"im gonna get you the direct connect COAST TO COAST AND TALK GROUP AND EMAIL AND TEXT MESSAGING AND VOICE MAIL AND CALLER ID AND THEN WERE GONNA GO INTO NEXT MONTH AND GET BACK THE ROLLOVER MINUTES...YEEEEEHAW"

I was thinking I'd go on vacation to IOWA AND MINNESOTA AND TEXAS AND CALIFORNIA AND JERUSALEM AND IRAQ AND MARS AND SPIRA AND YAAAAHHH!!

Or he could work for the new york rangers.

we're gonna get jagr and KOVALEV AND LINDROS AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE PLAYOFFS AND TAKE BACK THE STANLEY CUP, YEEEEEEHAW

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, SEE TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS AND THE MAAAUUUULLLEEEERRR!!!

If he wins prez though I wonder if he will list off the places he will bomb like that. First were gonna bomb Oman, and then onto Yemen, then mongolia, then kazikstan, then were going to CAnada to take the water.

I've never heard a less manly YEEEAH! until I heard that audio clip.... Nice way to throw the election there, buddy.

When I saw the text of "YAAARRRHH!" I thought it'd be a deep, stomach-yell pirate kind of thing. It was like Richard Simmons getting a hammer dropped on his finger.

Well, there IS a brightside. He wasn't President when he made the speech. Maybe he should have practiced his war cries....

My breast implant thread is a idiot trap, come join in the trapping.

This will fail spectacularly...it's not as well structured as Dr. Arbitrary's thread.

I think Dean's little sissy-yell was bad, but I doubt dubya could do any better.

He'd have trouble pronouncing 'YAAAARHRGG'.

Nemmy's back? Or is he just poking his head in?

He's been venturing in here sporadically.

Are you back, or just visiting?

At 1/25/04 10:04 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: My breast implant thread is a idiot trap, come join in the trapping.

Youre not supposed to let people know. Its fun to see who the real retards are sometimes.

At 1/25/04 11:04 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: This will fail spectacularly...it's not as well structured as Dr. Arbitrary's thread.

I think that I may have fixed that. Oh wait, it doesnt matter. Why? Because most of the people in this forum are retarded, thats why! Wheeeeeee!!

urine and potatos

At 1/26/04 02:45 AM, BWS wrote:

I think that I may have fixed that. Oh wait, it doesnt matter. Why? Because most of the people in this forum are retarded, thats why! Wheeeeeee!!

And lo, BWS became "the asshole poster"....deep...

At 1/26/04 02:50 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: And lo, BWS became "the asshole poster"....deep...

No, not really. Im just sick of hearing retarded opinions that are all based on assumptions.

BWS, AH <3 YOU!!!!!!!

I still love most of the "regs" aight foo.
Izzle, shizzle, bizzle-nizzle, 'n' yall know dats mah word, sheeeit!

OK, why aren't you all thinking a slow and painful death as a result of Bird Flu is nigh? It's deadlier than SARS, afterall...

I'm sort of back, sort of not. More not than so. I'm here more than I was.

At 1/25/04 08:20 AM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: 2300 posts PITY ME!!!!!

I'm 20 years-old today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 MEEEEEE!!!!!

At 1/26/04 02:58 AM, BWS wrote: No, not really. Im just sick of hearing retarded opinions that are all based on assumptions.

Well, then you are sadly screwed...most people form their opinions based on assumption because they are apparently too lazy to go out and get some facts...but I think in fairness, it should probably be acknowledged that it's hard to go out and get facts because just about everybody has got an agenda with what they are saying (why do you think I don't trust things like the Bible as the absolute word of some religious figure?). I think that's the essential problem with truth and reality in general, we usually base it around what the majority agrees upon.

At 1/26/04 09:23 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm sort of back, sort of not. More not than so. I'm here more than I was.

Thats kind of confusing.

Intentionally so. Only a select few can understand it.

Well Im am official finished high school classes today, just have to finish off my two exams and this chapter is done in my life. So I dont really start full time work until mid-Feb so this gives me time to do all the stuff I havent been doing, like going to the gym and reading a book (NAomi Klien, FEnces and Windows). THese next few eeks will be tons of fun I hope. But its too cold to go outside.

At 1/26/04 12:05 PM, Dagodevas wrote: I'm 20 years-old today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 MEEEEEE!!!!!

Happy birthday dude.

Oh and did you ever read The Tibetan book of living and dying by Sogyal Rinpoche? I strongly recommend it.

At 1/26/04 03:44 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Intentionally so. Only a select few can understand it.

Like me. Us harderned regulars have a sixth sense, that allows us to hone in on the intense thoughts going through the mind of the other posters on the board.

Alright, I had no idea. Happy now? And happy birthday, Dag.

*Must.....resist...urge......to type in all caps.......resist..............*

HAPPI BURT-THA-DAY DAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm quite the sorry bastard at the moment. Can somebody give me something to make me feel worse, please?

Ribs are good, and they don't burn you.

At 1/26/04 05:10 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Ribs are good, and they don't burn you.

That's only because you were a careful person, and didn't eat them too fast.

Speaking of which, why isn't there any BBQ sauce in Santa Cruz that isn't expensive?

Bah.

I didn't know Santa Cruz was a big barbeque market.

At 1/26/04 05:28 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: I didn't know Santa Cruz was a big barbeque market.

Well what do you expect? For the same price of a small jar of peanut butter here, you could buy a couple kilograms of the finest beef in Bolivia. Give the people the slightest chance, they party and have BBQs. Still no BBQ sauce though.