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At 12/6/07 10:14 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

You make a salient point. Last time I went to the doctor, it was the pussy doctor, and she also treats pregnant women.

"Congradulations. I assume Amy is the father."

Dr. John Zoidburg Ep215: The problem with popplers.

At 12/6/07 05:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: "Congradulations. I assume Amy is the father."

Steve has been playing Mass Effect as a female character, and apparently it's possible to impregnate one of the female aliens no matter what gender you play as.

At 12/6/07 05:30 PM, Grammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8230 69

I thought of it yesterday, I'm a genius.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8230 74

Thought of this months ago but December was the only time I could really do it

not even the dorm room communists and high school atheists cared enough to spam my topics in Politics...so I've since given up. I tried keeping a good few follow ups on the student loan scandal...but I never had any replies in my topics.

At 12/6/07 05:30 PM, Grammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8230 69

I thought of it yesterday, I'm a genius.

psh, after i brought it up.

some people are already revealing that it isn't a serious thread, thats probably going to limit the number of idiots. when i read the title i was scared someone really came up with a conspiracy relating to the shooting. i was afraid i'd have to create a fortress against the oncoming hordes of stupidity that will wipe out all of man kind leaving me as the last man on earth and the influence of a god!

and popcorn.

Dr. Cox bashed wikipedia and then someone commented on his hair. I declare this weeks Scrubs as a win for internet.

At 12/6/07 10:09 PM, stafffighter wrote: Dr. Cox bashed wikipedia and then someone commented on his hair. I declare this weeks Scrubs as a win for internet.

did you notice at the beginning of last season Cox seemed to have a skin condition or something?

like, in the first few episodes he had a pretty scruffy beard there and his neck was quite red

and thus ends my day of all day diarreaha...
Since the morning... Oh god.

My sister tasted my lactose free milk and thought it tasted weird-- so she basically mixed regular milk in the cartoon to make it less sweet. Good intentions... bad results.

Breakfest for me is a bowl of oatmeal made with milk. But since my discovery of my low lactose tolerence, I use lactose free milk.

Problems didn't start till mid-day... it was a shooting pain

I was told that a lot of hispanics had lactose intolerance by my Mexican friend..... is this true?

At 12/6/07 07:27 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 12/6/07 01:47 AM, Elfer wrote: BAD PUN AHEAD:
I'm going to start up a website for people who create recipes and call it devianttart. WHAT NOW?

Did you ever follow that orange chicken recipe I gave you?

I totally did, but I didn't have white flour, which caused some problems.

I also did some posting about it on this page

At 12/7/07 10:21 AM, tony4moroney wrote: I was told that a lot of hispanics had lactose intolerance by my Mexican friend..... is this true?

Yeah-- I was very suprised by the statistics... about 50 percent are lactose intolerant.
But I think there are thresholds here and there. I can drink a half cup of regular milk without any particular problems. Cheese, yogurt, ice cream don't gimme problems at all.

I found out both grandmothers are lactose intolerant...
on my mother's side, it's extreme. My father's side... somewhat. I was shocked that it came so suddenly-- shortly after I turned 25. I found out my half sister is the same. Except, she has it worse and it came on earlier in her life when she was 17 years old.

Lactose intolerance may be due to the "Indio Blood" that Latinos have.
This may due to the fact that the native american populations in the americas didn't drink milk until cattle was introduced here from the Old World.

It really makes me sad... I love raw milk whenever I can get it. And I love the milk fat that comes out of it with a french roll. As a kid, I remember going with my mother's brother, and he would always bring milk every morning. "Freshly squeezed" and not pasturized.

I would drink a glass of that, and I was happy. Didn't eat for the rest of the day because it's that darn satisfying. And despite its heavy fat content (compared to the pasturized stuff we buy from stores)-- I always lost tons of weight with raw milk.

Now, I can never have a glass of raw unpasturized milk no matter what.

Anybody else have a supervisor go to jail? I've just had the experience...guy was an ass so I'm not crying much. Six months for a DUI his girlfriend got, ya almost have to hope he marries the broad to make it worth it. I hear he's going to try to get out on work release, but dunderhead didn't take a leave of abscence or anything to protect himself.

Only at Wal-Mart.

At 12/7/07 10:02 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Anybody else have a supervisor go to jail? I've just had the experience...guy was an ass so I'm not crying much. Six months for a DUI his girlfriend got, ya almost have to hope he marries the broad to make it worth it. I hear he's going to try to get out on work release, but dunderhead didn't take a leave of abscence or anything to protect himself.

I think the odds are more on him marrieing someone while he's still in there. That's a happy thought

Only at Wal-Mart.

Where else can you get a flight on the conchords dvd, utz red hot chips and fish tank filters all at once?

At 12/7/07 10:02 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Anybody else have a supervisor go to jail? I've just had the experience...guy was an ass so I'm not crying much. Six months for a DUI his girlfriend got, ya almost have to hope he marries the broad to make it worth it. I hear he's going to try to get out on work release, but dunderhead didn't take a leave of abscence or anything to protect himself.

Only at Wal-Mart.

so let me get this straight. his girlfriend got a DUI...and he is going to jail?

or is it his girlfriend was driving and they switched seats in time for the cop to meet his drunk ass face so he'd take the heat for the girl.

either way, i don't understand how you can take the rap for another person's DUI..I mean, cops would notice if you switch seats in the car...and I'm pretty sure somebody would notice when during the hearing a male shows up instead of a female.

Saw Golden Compass...
It's not bad, but not good.

*POSSIBLE SPOILER*

I laughed at the scene where the bear does that thing to that other bear. Talk about ULTIMATE PAWNAGE. I never expected it, seriously...

*END SPOILER*

Went to San Jose fabulous tradition: Christmas in the Park.
I ignored a bunch of crazy fundies for a while spouting about sodomites, mockers, and etc... Then suddenly a girl, who bought one of their shirt, cries out, "Wah-who! Yeah-- fear god, he's loving!" And other stuff....

My sister and husband laughed soooooooo hard.
And me too. But guess what? We got that guy to stop screaming when we laughed.

Maybe I've stumbled on a way to STFU Jerry Falwell.

At 12/8/07 03:27 AM, fli wrote: I ignored a bunch of crazy fundies for a while spouting about sodomites, mockers, and etc... Then suddenly a girl, who bought one of their shirt, cries out, "Wah-who! Yeah-- fear god, he's loving!" And other stuff....

My sister and husband laughed soooooooo hard.
And me too. But guess what? We got that guy to stop screaming when we laughed.

Maybe I've stumbled on a way to STFU Jerry Falwell.

That's happened to me as well. There was a guy on campus (maybe Rav remembers him) doing the whole "God hates Gays" bit, and most people seemed to be ignoring him. Anyway it was inbetween class so there were quite a few people walking the diag and some girl shouted out "I like anal sex!".

The entire diag erupted in laughter, cheers, and applause and the idiot with the "message" ran with his tail between his legs.

At 12/5/07 09:00 PM, JudgeDredd wrote:

At 12/5/07 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: Tattoos cost a dollar, right?

Only in prison (..don't ask me how i know).

The hard part's making a needle out of a sliver of a tin can. (..don't ask me how Dredd knows either)

*facepalm*

Look at the headlines on this page, then look at FOX's headlines.

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At 12/8/07 09:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: The hard part's making a needle out of a sliver of a tin can. (..don't ask me how Dredd knows either)

Sometimes, it's just a matter of heating up the ball point of a pin with a lighter... and "etch" it as deeply as possible into your skin.

I remember because this one guy who was a motivational speaker in my middle school talked about gang life... and for some reason, I remembered how cool his tattooes were and I asked him how he did them in prison.

At 12/8/07 12:24 PM, reviewer-general wrote: *facepalm*

Look at the headlines on this page, then look at FOX's headlines.

That's about ITN's level...

Wow, I just got a call to rig a Paul Anka Show in Halifax on Tuesday... I thought he was dead.
I not even sure what type of music he does... I thought he & Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis & Dean Martin plus any of the others I can't think of, all hung out and played the Vegas strip back before I was born.

I wonder if they'll have to carry him onstage ?

At 12/8/07 06:30 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Wow, I just got a call to rig a Paul Anka Show in Halifax on Tuesday... I thought he was dead.
I not even sure what type of music he does... I thought he & Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis & Dean Martin plus any of the others I can't think of, all hung out and played the Vegas strip back before I was born.

I wonder if they'll have to carry him onstage ?

These older guys who are still active tend to be pretty lively. I mean tom jones is 67 and he's still rocking every show he does.

I got the crap beat out of me this afternoon.

Last night I decided that my overly too angled front binding needed to be toned down (it was seriously at like 9 degrees)

last year I decided to do a little of the duck footed thing and only moved my back binding to -3 degrees and I just put my front binding at 3 degrees so my board looks like this: ( \ / ) instead of this ( \ \ ) sort of...

either way I was riding great this morning but I must have worked too hard in the morning because I went out in the afternoon and all of a sudden I was riding like shit! I went on some of the same trails not an hour after I had done them before with no problem and found myself falling and generally making an ass of myself. I wasn't a happy camper at the end of the day.

my fiancee is going skiing tomorrow. I got her skis mounted to her boot size and everything and she's just going to come in with me. I have to do snowboard clinics, but we'll eat lunch together and maybe I'll be able to get the afternoon off to ski with her.

At 12/8/07 07:33 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 12/8/07 07:00 PM, Malachy wrote: I got the crap beat out of me this afternoon.

(((((((((((Mal)))))))))))))))

I guess I'm just not in as good of shape as I used to be coming into the early season

At 12/8/07 07:50 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 12/8/07 07:33 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 12/8/07 07:00 PM, Malachy wrote: I got the crap beat out of me this afternoon.

(((((((((((Mal)))))))))))))))

I guess I'm just not in as good of shape as I used to be coming into the early season

You're just rusty. It happens with seasonal sports. Let the seven hugs heal you and I'll go get the cocoa. If you want it spiked you have to do it yourself.

At 12/8/07 07:57 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

You know what you need to get in shape?

a montage.......

Dude the second you said that one of the songs from rocky 4 came on. There's not easy way out Mal. There's no shortcut home. You have to ski the long way.

I'm going to start going to the school gym for the next two weeks or so until Christmas break, at which time I'll be skiing and snowboarding pretty much every day until school starts up again and I can go to the gym again.

At 12/7/07 01:52 PM, fli wrote: Now, I can never have a glass of raw unpasturized milk no matter what.

Tell me about it. I've got a shellfish allergy, and I only became aware of it after partaking in Red Lobster's "Shrimp Fiesta" on my 11th birthday... 8 different kinds of shrimp... oh it was divine...

*tears up*

At 12/7/07 10:02 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Only at Wal-Mart.

What more can you say, man? It's Wal-Mart.

At 12/8/07 06:30 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Paul Anka

Paul Anka is from the realm of 50's/60's doo-whop era, if I remember correctly. He's not half bad as an entertainer, and he's one HELL of a songwriter. But don't expect to see many people in our age group in the audience. :-)

At 12/8/07 07:00 PM, Malachy wrote: I got the crap beat out of me this afternoon.

Okay... I'm just not following the gist of what happened to you. Was it a skiing accident or something?

At 12/8/07 08:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm moving to NY so I can ski/ snowboard.

No.

UP of MI, FTW!

XD

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