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2300 posts PITY ME!!!!!

At 1/25/04 08:20 AM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: 2300 posts PITY ME!!!!!

*Pities DBF*

Is it the time of year when we commemorate how long we've been here and how many posts we have?

Well ''meh'' to you all, my 1,000 posts and one year here!

*Sulks in DBF's direction*

*Writes on the wall with crayons*

At 1/25/04 10:48 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: *Sulks in DBF's direction*

I call for a pity party/halo tournament, i got tired of feeling sorry formyself so now when im sad or depressed i just kill people.....in videogames that is. =)

At 1/25/04 11:18 AM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: I call for a pity party/halo tournament, i got tired of feeling sorry formyself so now when im sad or depressed i just kill people.....in videogames that is. =)

Well......I had Team Fortress Classic more in mind at the moment. Pete's Avanti/Dustbowl's user.

Or even better, BattleField 1942!

But of course, Halo will do very nicely for our purposes.

I didn't realize until just now that Mafia is coming out for Playstation 2. r0x0r, mes amis.

At 1/25/04 12:56 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: I didn't realize until just now that Mafia is coming out for Playstation 2. r0x0r, mes amis.

What the world right now needs is a sleeper hit game: The one that nobody knows about before it comes, and then proceeds to knock off your shorts in amazment.

All games nowaday have too much hype surrounding them.

Actually, it's out NOW! Double r0x0r!

At 1/25/04 01:07 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: What the world right now needs is a sleeper hit game: The one that nobody knows about before it comes, and then proceeds to knock off your shorts in amazment.

All games nowaday have too much hype surrounding them.

My last sleeper hit was um grandtheiftauto3

At 1/25/04 01:17 PM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: My last sleeper hit was um grandtheiftauto3

That was hardly a sleeper hit: It had plenty of hype surrounding it, just like all GTA games after #2.

Mafia is out right now? W00T, gimme gimme gimme!

You know what tastes good? French Onion Soup. Not the pre-made stuff, the real thing, with some cheese and a baguette in it. Aah, nothing better on an icy day.

I've always loved Video Game Music. There are few experiences in life more enjoyable than blasting away enemies with your eyes firmly stuck to the screen, and hearing some sweet, sweet, sweet music.

But now? I can (sorta) listen to the music that I love? For free?

http://www.vgmusic.com. Ahhh. The closest I can get to the real stuff without actually recording the stuff right off the cartridge or disc. But it truly is a crime that there's no Metal Slug there. Damn you SNK, why'd you have to close?

*Falls on knees and cries*

At 1/25/04 02:43 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know what tastes good? French Onion Soup. Not the pre-made stuff, the real thing, with some cheese and a baguette in it. Aah, nothing better on an icy day.

The best kind is when they come in a bread bowl with grated cheese on top. I'd kill for one of those.

At 1/25/04 02:43 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know what tastes good? French Onion Soup. Not the pre-made stuff, the real thing, with some cheese and a baguette in it. Aah, nothing better on an icy day.

Except a radiator, and a really hot cup of tea.

It was a beautiful, snowy Sunday morning when I woke up. The odds for school were diminishing by the second, all of this adding to my happiness. There was a mighty hunger in the pit of my stomach, and I knew only one thing could satisfy this longing -- French Onion Soup. Not the pre-made kind, but the real deal, the forty-minute oven cooked kind. I popped in the soup and patiently waited, glancing a few times at the dog who was waiting equally patiently for the same soup. Everything was grand. 40 mintues later, 400 degrees of French Onion Soup sat on the oven rack whispering "Eat me, Max, I'm nice and tasty."

Then I grabbed it. With my bare hands.

400 degrees of evil, demonic soup latched to my hands. My ring finger temporarily stuck to the handle. I saw images from the Book of Revelations. The soup transformed into Satan and laughed at me from inside the oven. I let out the kind of scream you only hear during child birth and dunked my entire arm in a vat of ice water for no less than sixty four Martian days. The numbness was pleasant, but soon wore off. I was relieved to find the damage was restricted to my right ring finger, which is now a lovely lobster red.

The moral of the story? Just because the handle is cool on the stove does not mean it is in the oven.

The End.

At 1/24/04 11:58 PM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: So how have things been over in this side of the BBS? I started to miss you guys and thought that i would see loads of Howard Dean parody pics but no dice.

Holy shit, how was your vacation, and are you back for good?

At 1/25/04 04:01 PM, TheShrike wrote: Holy shit, how was your vacation, and are you back for good?

Shitty but i should be on a bit more now that i can access the net at work so you will see me more and more from now on.

Well, that's better than the previous situation, at least.

At 1/25/04 03:10 PM, BaKsHi wrote: The main theme from the game Mafia can be downloaded freely at ftp://ftp.take2.de/extras/MainTheme.mp3 . That's like the best song in the world. Is that what you are talking about?

Oh, well in that case, that's the ticket!

And now I shall laugh at you wussly northerners, shivering under your Canadian and American flags, burning your hands on soup, all the while while I kick back in nice, ungodly hot Santa Cruz. W00t.

At 1/25/04 05:13 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 1/25/04 03:10 PM, BaKsHi wrote:

burning your hands on soup

I challenge you to a duel, sir.

At 1/25/04 05:33 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 1/25/04 05:13 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 1/25/04 03:10 PM, BaKsHi wrote:

burning your hands on soup

I challenge you to a duel, sir.

BaKsHi, me, or you? Because if it's you, I would like to violate your 13th amendmant rights, and give you speeding tickets. Hee hee.

At 1/24/04 11:58 PM, DarkBlueFlame wrote: thought that i would see loads of Howard Dean parody pics but no dice.

No need to doctor them...

*puts on Dean mask*

YARRRHH!

*welcomes DBF back with a cold brew and a plate of buffalo wings*

Nice to see you've gotten back on, hopefully you're in a better situation now.

BTW, I am now completely in love with GTA3 and Vice City. I'm beginning to use the word GTA in my normal language, such as: "Don't make me go GTA on your ass", and "I'm about to GTA this bitch".

In reference to your sig, FUNK, was there finally a conclusion to "Best politics regular", or did you make that decision unilaterally?

At the end of the extended time there wwas still a tie so I declared BCC and Funk the winners.

One time I stole Howard Dean's newspaper, and then all day I heard him screaming to his family "WE'RE GONNA GO NEXT DOOR, AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE BACK THE SPORTS PAGE, AND THE COMICS, AND THE BUSINESS SECTION, AND THE OP/ED"

Hey, BCC, FUNK, whatever, the winner is DAG so its all good.

See kids? If you join teh DAG, maybe one day you too may become best politics regular. Excellent sales pitch.

Rigz0red.

The power of the DAG will overun Hawai, then Alaska, and Washington, then NEvada, the Rhode ISland, then we're going to Washinton DC to take over the world.