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Am I cool enuf to post here yet?
Because I know yall are jellous of my leet debating skillz.

there's a post card that I've seen in the grocery store where I grew up that had "Keene Valley Weather"

with 4 pictures taken on the same day at different times

9am had bright sunny, blue sky

11am had big fat heavy snow flakes

2pm had heavy rain.

also, I turned a 4 page essay in to a teacher last night at class...

yet I found the only copy I had printed laying on the kitchen table this evening.

what the hell did I give my teacher?

At 11/7/07 09:09 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Am I cool enuf to post here yet?
Because I know yall are jellous of my leet debating skillz.

At least I'm not jealous of your spelling skills.
EWWWW SNAP.

At 11/7/07 09:11 PM, Malachy wrote: what the hell did I give my teacher?

An erotic novel.

*hilarity ensues*

I long for the old days of sitting at my comp playing counter-strike and pwning teh newbs.
Awwww...

AAAAA, immigrants!!!

At 11/7/07 09:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO READY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Statham is a total badass.

I have played the Hitman game which this is based on.

It was AWESOME!

At 11/7/07 09:17 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: AAAAA, immigrants!!!

Relax, it's only me.

;

At 11/7/07 09:18 PM, heartagram-666 wrote:

At 11/7/07 09:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO READY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Statham is a total badass.

Not jason statham dude. This guy is better known as the sidekick cop from gone in sixty seconds

I have played the Hitman game which this is based on.

It was AWESOME!

Yes it was. I think that scene with the armored cops is from that last level in contracts. Odds are he won't whip out a minigun like I did.

At 11/7/07 06:59 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I need coffee.

I wonder if anyone around here has expresso....

espresso*

At 11/7/07 09:35 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 11/7/07 06:59 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I need coffee.

I wonder if anyone around here has expresso....

espresso*

My coffee machine has an espresso maker on it.

grant it the machine's been used like 4 times total since we got it. and has only made ONE espresso

At 11/7/07 09:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/7/07 09:35 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 11/7/07 06:59 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I need coffee.

I wonder if anyone around here has expresso....

espresso*

I can hardly spell when I am wide awake, let alone when I first wake up.

Which is why you need the espresso!

Ahh, you gotta love it when things come full circle!

I am damn proud of myself!

At 11/7/07 09:37 PM, Malachy wrote: grant it the machine's been used like 4 times total since we got it. and has only made ONE espresso

ingrate savages, squandering the gift of espresso.

damnit, i need an espresso machine. the one made with the espresso pot just isn't as powerful.

I think it's funny.

I'm percieved to be a coffee snob. People think I'm the type of guy that would go to starbucks, complain about the age of the beans and the ground, it's complexities etc etc.

But I can't tell a cod's head from a Mocha Latte Expresso or any of that other crap.

So, the moral of the story is.

Be a man, drink coffee and I swear to god that I will hunt you down and rip out your throat if you have anything in it with the words lattee, frapocinnio or anything else in Fritalian.

At 11/7/07 09:42 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 11/7/07 09:37 PM, Malachy wrote: grant it the machine's been used like 4 times total since we got it. and has only made ONE espresso

ingrate savages, squandering the gift of espresso.

damnit, i need an espresso machine. the one made with the espresso pot just isn't as powerful.

I don't drink espresso, my fiancee doesn't drink coffee.

she complained for a very long time to get the damned catraption because she wanted to drink "mochachinos" and only once had one...

I do brew myself coffee on occasion, but I'm much more apt to boil myself up a pot of tea.

I hate coffee. It has always tasted horrible whenever I've tried it in the past. My breath smelled bad afterwards. It never woke me up sufficiently in the morning. I must be immune to stimulants or something.

The only decent cup I ever tasted was at the Café du Monde in New Orleans, and that was with an incredible chocolate-drizzled Beignet, so I was in a good humor when I drank it.

the problem with getting a machine is i'm afraid i'll be tempted to down as many espressos as possible and see if time stops like it did in Futurama...or if i get a heart attack, whichever comes first.

At 11/7/07 10:02 PM, SolInvictus wrote: the problem with getting a machine is i'm afraid i'll be tempted to down as many espressos as possible and see if time stops like it did in Futurama...or if i get a heart attack, whichever comes first.

economics will keep you from doing that

because espresso is expensive
and after you buy the machine, you'll have even less money to buy said espresso.

At 11/7/07 10:00 PM, Bolo wrote: The only decent cup I ever tasted was at the Café du Monde in New Orleans, and that was with an incredible chocolate-drizzled Beignet, so I was in a good humor when I drank it.

HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS DIVINE!!

Also, our school is having a fry-bread sale next week. Everyone drowns them in powdered suger. The majority is blown ALL OVER an ENTIRE table or is snorted.

<_<
>_>

Yeah, I've done that. Oh, and do NOT snort ketchup. It HURTS.

At 11/7/07 10:05 PM, Malachy wrote: and after you buy the machine, you'll have even less money to buy said espresso.

i think one reaches the danger zone for caffeine overdose at about six espressos, which isn't that much. would be an interesting, and delicious way to go.
what other delicious deaths are there?

At 11/7/07 10:28 PM, SolInvictus wrote: i think one reaches the danger zone for caffeine overdose at about six espressos, which isn't that much. would be an interesting, and delicious way to go.
what other delicious deaths are there?

I'm sure dying after slipping into a diabetic coma and losing the use of your legs, and eyesight from eating too much candy would be one

At 11/7/07 10:00 PM, Bolo wrote:

sure you dont have enough sugar on that?

12:47 am, I've finished the paper on the Bank... this is the last time I do the work of others
I'm worn out
*falls asleep*

At 11/7/07 10:28 PM, SolInvictus wrote:
i think one reaches the danger zone for caffeine overdose at about six espressos, which isn't that much. would be an interesting, and delicious way to go.

What would be the equivalent of that in cups of coffee? Cause I was on a roll one night to finish a paper.....lost count after about 12 cups....

At 11/7/07 10:00 PM, Bolo wrote:

The only decent cup I ever tasted was at the Café du Monde in New Orleans, and that was with an incredible chocolate-drizzled Beignet, so I was in a good humor when I drank it.

Been there, done that. Those things are so good man. I don't remember the place ever serving them with choclate drizzle. I remember choking on the powder sugar though. Man, i need to go back to New orleans. Good times.

Espresso has about 60 mg of caffeine per 1 oz serving, while coffee has about 100 mg of caffeine per 8 oz serving. So while espresso has more caffeine per volume, it actually has less per serving. Note, it would take about 80 cups of regular coffee to overdose and die (the LD50 level), so you could probably drink about 500 cups of espresso before you'd die.

Personally I prefer tea.

At 11/7/07 11:40 PM, JoeyRamone wrote: Been there, done that. Those things are so good man. I don't remember the place ever serving them with choclate drizzle.

It was early '04, last time I went there.

Maybe I'm confusing the Café du Monde's delicious ones with the Beignet café that used to be near the Target about a mile from where I live. Not as good, but I think they did the Chocolate Drizzle.

Also, New Orleans Pralines.

At 11/8/07 12:40 AM, EndGameOmega wrote: Note, it would take about 80 cups of regular coffee to overdose and die (the LD50 level), so you could probably drink about 500 cups of espresso before you'd die.

Personally I prefer tea.

Ohyuh!!! Good job Omega.....

Guess my 15-cups of coffee isn't so bad then......

I like tea, but I can't find very many good brands around here in the local stores.
I like coffee a little more, I think just because I'm a little more used to it.....

At 11/8/07 12:40 AM, EndGameOmega wrote: Note, it would take about 80 cups of regular coffee to overdose and die (the LD50 level), so you could probably drink about 500 cups of espresso before you'd die.

where the bloody hell did i get my numbers? unless they were doubles...bah, maybe the news exagerated the danger the guy was in. (suffered palpatations, possibly fever and whatnot, stupid article said he almost died)

At 11/7/07 05:06 PM, Empanado wrote: Question.
Why was the Alan García thread deleted? Is South American talk off-bounds?
Oh, I get it now. You hate me because my skin is darker than yours. Well, not mine, but the skin of some people I know.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Whatcha talking about white boy?
You're light as me... but with greenish or bluish eyes.