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Just want to say that it's 5:30 and pitch black. I love november

At 11/5/07 05:39 PM, stafffighter wrote: Just want to say that it's 5:30 and pitch black. I love november

Yeah, where the fuck is my Daylight Savings? I mean, I went to all the trouble of changing my clocks, and it's still dark way too early.

daylight savings has been pushed so far back in the year that unless you have a clear view of the western hemisphere, it's going to be dark by your drive home. When it was created it helped farmers, because it meant that 5pm was still in daylight...but it's so late in the year now that it's just not useful. and really, it was more helpful in october during harvest time

At 11/4/07 06:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: As much of a releif as it is to have someone besides fli reccomend that I don't know. Honestly I worry that I'll look like a skinhead.

And quite simply, some guys just don't look good bald. I know I don't... and I found that out the hard way.

Gather 'round children, grandpa's gonna tell a story...

About two or three years ago I went with my mom to get a hair cut (her treat), and normally I get a long buzz... the dresser/barber will usually use a #2 buzzer on the sides and a #4 on the top with a fade in the back. On this particular day, however, I forgot which buzzers they normally used. So I told them #1 on the sides and #3 on the top, which took less than a minute for them to do and the hairdresser was laughing the entire time (""THIS IS FUN!!! WEEEEE!!!").

I walked in looking like Harry Potter, and walked out looking like Curly from the Three Stooges.... in the middle of January. And that wasn't the worst part of it, either; ever since then the hair on top of my head has grown back in thin and wiry, and you can see my scalp in certain parts. Male Pattern Baldness finally decided to attack me.

At 11/5/07 02:06 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Fun fact: the only food that does not go bad is honey.

It's also one of the few foods that can be used as an antiseptic... just glob some on and let it dry.

At 11/5/07 02:28 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I don't know what candy corn is. The shipping cost will be higher than the goods' value anyway.

Candy Corn on wikipedia. It kind of has a waxy consistency, and doesn't really have a definitive taste.

I don't know what a twinkie is either.

Twinkie's on wikipedia. Not much to say, there.

Daylight savings time; It's always dark when I get home, so big whoop.

I like candy corn. But I like the candy pumpkins better. They seem saltier.

At 11/5/07 06:47 PM, Proteas wrote:
Twinkie's on wikipedia. Not much to say, there.

Daylight savings time; It's always dark when I get home, so big whoop.

Nothing says "patriotism" like the Patriotic Twinkie Pie

At 11/5/07 07:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote: There wasn't a joke.

I'm trying to get rid of like 60 lbs. of candy corn.

Srlsy?

Cause, I fucking LOVE candy corn!

*hint hint*

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Also, WTF is this??

At 11/5/07 07:20 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Also, WTF is this??

Jeeeeeeeez, forgot:

At 11/5/07 07:21 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:20 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Also, WTF is this??

Jeeeeeeeez, forgot:

I've gotten that a few times. Not a fucking clue what it means. Now someone say something unreasonable so I can quote scrubs by declaring them drunk on cheese.

At 11/5/07 07:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm trying to get rid of like 60 lbs. of candy corn.

Candy Corn Dildos. Either it will be a big hit with you're friends, or they'll never buy you a bag of candy corn ever again.

It's a thought.

I'm gay for candy corn...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

At 11/5/07 07:34 PM, fli wrote: I'm gay for candy corn...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese.

At 11/5/07 07:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:34 PM, fli wrote: I'm gay for candy corn...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese.

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

At 11/5/07 07:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: I like candy corn...

At 11/5/07 07:40 PM, fli wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:34 PM, fli wrote: I'm gay for candy corn...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese.

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

Hahaha! SHIT that's funny stuff.

Set grandparents as byte
Set months as byte
months = 0
grandparents = 3
while months <> 6
months = months + 1
end while
grandparents = grandparents - 1

At 11/5/07 07:55 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: grandparents = grandparents - 1

*hugs*

It'll be all right, man.

At 11/5/07 08:00 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:55 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: grandparents = grandparents - 1

*hugs*

It'll be all right, man.

Yeah. We're here for you

Mmm, yeah, I have been there.

Sorry, bud.

*hugs again*

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I think none of you understood the while instruction :(

she arrived very sick at the hospital, received a plasma transfusion, is in a critical state, docs give her 6 months

Sorry about the sadness.
Continue with the cheese intoxication talk, please.

At 11/5/07 08:18 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/5/07 08:16 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

Continue with the cheese intoxication talk, please.

I was never in on the cheese talk to begin with.

It's easy. I'll treat you both to a shot of jack. Montery jack that is. Hardy har har.

At 11/5/07 08:20 PM, stafffighter wrote: It's easy. I'll treat you both to a shot of jack. Montery jack that is. Hardy har har.

I laughed.

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At 11/5/07 08:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I don't think I have enough books.

That sure is a lot of pedagogy...
Improv, by Keith Johnstone, is the only book I use when I make lesson plans. Funny thing is that it's a book on Improv theater, but-- I've found it much more useful than other pedagogical sources.

It's so wise, perhaps the only book I've had to buy twice because the first one wore out.

It would require multiple photos for me to encompass the range of my literature collection.

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At 11/5/07 09:21 PM, reviewer-general wrote: It would require multiple photos for me to encompass the range of my literature collection.

A lot of mine is in boxes right now, and as I get closer to the move I'll be packing more and more of them. I'll need a new set of bookshelves in the new apartment, since as it is they don't fit in all the bookcases I currently have.

I have so many that I was able to separate them out fiction/nonfiction, and the nonfiction books are sorted by subject matter. I didn't go Dewey Decimal or anything, but it's more than a little OCD.

I must thank WilliWowza for making me aware of Tokio Hotel.

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Ahhh books......

The reason why "proof" on NG is a stupid idea.

I have one box with me right now, maybe 30-40 of em crammed in there, and another at my grandpa's house. Just didn't have room for em all in my apt this year......

At 11/5/07 07:55 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Set grandparents as byte

I don't get this. You're talking in math. If you start buzzing like a fridge, we'll have to call the Karma Police.

Does that mean, that, like, one of your grandparents is dead or dying? If so, too bad. Deep condolences and friendly hand-shakes and hand-waving.

Men hugging is a sign of capitalist decadence

I was at my sister's house last weekend, and somebody gave her boyfriend a block of Wisconsin cheese as a gift. She asked me if I wanted to try it (which I did, I wouldn't pass up good cheese like that for nothing), and lo and behold... it was Habenero Pepper Jack cheese.

It was good, but I was negotiating with God on the throne the next morning that he at least would me get back to bed first before letting that cheese kill me first. He must have took pity on me, because I don't remember much else of that morning until I got to work that afternoon.

Here's the website of the brand itself, if anybody is curious.

At 11/5/07 09:53 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Oh, that's no where near all my books.

My shed has boxes of them.

My living room has shelves of them.

and my classroom......

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Sounds like our place, although the shed, is upstairs where all the renovation is going on & I don't have a classroom , but like Skunky ,my girlfriend has boxes of books yet unpacked.

Oh, & Seven thanks for the kind word about our latest storm, was fun to watch I have to admit, we went outside, got out of the wind & had a drink with a friend who stayed the night (yes it was that shitty out) but we had a nice fire in the wood stove ,lots of candles & enough beer wine & liquor in the cupboard to get through several days of storms. ;-)

At 11/5/07 09:02 PM, SevenSeize wrote: And like half of those books are comic books, which I would love to take to school but do not.

The only comic books I won are some Simpson books, Roswell, and then the entire collection of Mafalda =D (it is actually my mother's collection), "Yo, Matías", and some of Gaturro.

At 11/5/07 08:59 PM, fli wrote:

At 11/5/07 08:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I don't think I have enough books.

That sure is a lot of pedagogy...
Improv, by Keith Johnstone, is the only book I use when I make lesson plans.

I had a Natural Sciences teacher who didn't even buy the text books, and she asked me to borrow it to her for a second. I heard her mumble, as she skimmed through the pages "What can I give them to do today..."
My Biology folder this year is hilarious: Cell, Digestive System, Cancer, Energy drinks, Cigarettes, Brain.
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At 11/5/07 09:30 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 11/5/07 09:21 PM, reviewer-general wrote: It would require multiple photos for me to encompass the range of my literature collection.

A lot of mine is in boxes right now, and as I get closer to the move I'll be packing more and more of them. I'll need a new set of bookshelves in the new apartment, since as it is they don't fit in all the bookcases I currently have.

I have four bookshelves =D
(half of the books are my mother's, and very technical)