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At 10/12/07 07:32 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: In the 50s in school plays, primary school students playing the Spanish stepped on the heads of black students, playing the Natives.
So much fun =)

You Argentinians come up with the weirdest shit. I mean, really. Just stop it already.

At 10/13/07 02:02 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Wow, I'm almost at 1000 posts. I just never talk much. I didn't start using the BBS for a few months until after I joined NG, and even now, I'm still reticent.

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Shhhh, quiet !
Actually I'm just kidding, you go girl.
Chat your fingers off.

I has a rat on my shoulder.

At 10/12/07 10:19 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: penis

Scrotum.

get loose get funk get crunk get low... get low..... get low....
flashgy lights
mmmmmmmmmmm

At 10/13/07 09:28 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I has a rat on my shoulder.

A rat? That's thing's HUGE - did you buy a Capybara by mistake?

At 10/13/07 01:05 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: A rat? That's thing's HUGE - did you buy a Capybara by mistake?

He's a big boy, definitely. But no, rats come even bigger, my guys are a little over a pound each. The brown one in the picture is van Buren, he's slightly larger than my other guy.

He likes to stick his little whiskery nose in my ear and snuffle. It tickles.

At 10/13/07 01:50 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 10/13/07 01:05 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: A rat? That's thing's HUGE - did you buy a Capybara by mistake?

He's a big boy, definitely. But no, rats come even bigger, my guys are a little over a pound each. The brown one in the picture is van Buren, he's slightly larger than my other guy.

He likes to stick his little whiskery nose in my ear and snuffle. It tickles.

is it physically possible for a human and a rat to.. uhh.. copulate? my friend was curious..

At 10/13/07 02:02 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Wow, I'm almost at 1000 posts. I just never talk much. I didn't start using the BBS for a few months until after I joined NG, and even now, I'm still reticent.

I have the lowest post count of any of the "regulars".

I cry at night . . . .

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At 10/13/07 02:30 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 10/13/07 02:02 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Wow, I'm almost at 1000 posts. I just never talk much. I didn't start using the BBS for a few months until after I joined NG, and even now, I'm still reticent.

I have the lowest post count of any of the "regulars".

I cry at night . . . .

I doubt anyone considers me a regular, to most, I'm just a parody name with a decent post count.

At 10/13/07 11:38 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 10/12/07 10:19 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: penis

Scrotum.

cervix.

wait...something isn't right.

At 10/13/07 01:54 PM, tony4moroney wrote: is it physically possible for a human and a rat to.. uhh.. copulate? my friend was curious..

Well, I suppose one could insert a rat into any appropriately sized orifice...They're way, WAY too small for anything else.

And why did you make me think about that? You disgusting bastard.

Please, I would appreciate.

Thank you.

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At 10/13/07 03:17 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 10/13/07 01:54 PM, tony4moroney wrote: is it physically possible for a human and a rat to.. uhh.. copulate? my friend was curious..

Well, I suppose one could insert a rat into any appropriately sized orifice...They're way, WAY too small for anything else.

And why did you make me think about that? You disgusting bastard.

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Maybe his "friend" is poorly endowed & well <use sick imagination here>, I just hope he takes precautions like maybe duct tape, to keep the creature from say ...exploding !

At 10/13/07 05:16 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Maybe his "friend" is poorly endowed & well <use sick imagination here>, I just hope he takes precautions like maybe duct tape, to keep the creature from say ...exploding !

Not to be overly graphic, but you probably could not insert a fingertip (even a pinkie) into a rat, vaginally or anally. And if you did, you would almost undoubtedly rupture something.

Oh, and they would bite and scratch the everloving fuck out of you. With claws designed for climbing pretty much anything and jaws that have been shown strong enough to punch through sheet metal. I've only been bitten aggressively once, but there were plenty of playful nips when they were babies. I have scars.

For the love of God, no rat fucking, please.

They'd just make you jealous anyway. A one-pound buck's testicles are the size of the last joint of my thumb - roughly 1/8 their overall body-length. On a human man, that would be a sack the size of a small duffel bag.

Oh, and they eat babies.

At 10/13/07 05:28 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 10/13/07 05:16 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Maybe his "friend" is poorly endowed & well <use sick imagination here>, I just hope he takes precautions like maybe duct tape, to keep the creature from say ...exploding !

For the love of God, no rat fucking, please.

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Amen to that & I'm not religious at all

They'd just make you jealous anyway. A one-pound buck's testicles are the size of the last joint of my thumb - roughly 1/8 their overall body-length. On a human man, that would be a sack the size of a small duffel bag.

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Skunky, that doesn't make me jealous,having testicles that big , sounds terrifying.

Oh, and they eat babies.

Now that is truely disgusting.

At 10/13/07 05:34 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 10/13/07 05:28 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Oh, and they eat babies.

Now that is truely disgusting.

I wish I could say it's not true, but there have been cases.

Mine prefer dog treats, dried banana chips, and trying to drink lemonade from my glass. Peanut butter causes rats to go insane. Feeding frenzy, I kid you not.

does newgrounds realy need all these bull shit movies and games? i say no i think that is spoiling it's reputation

look here i think newgrounds should delete all of this crap dat stupid ass people are puting on this web site
it's hard to find a decent movie of game at this point so people of newgrounds please blam all the bull shit you find

I think you should post in the appropriate forum for your content.

At 10/13/07 05:44 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Mine prefer dog treats, dried banana chips, and trying to drink lemonade from my glass. Peanut butter causes rats to go insane. Feeding frenzy, I kid you not.

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Serious, they go crazy for peanut butter .
You ever manage to get a photo of them pigging out at the peanut butter jar, I would like to see it.
Although they probably make quite a mess diving into it.

Is it anything like when you put a big dollop of peanut butter in your dogs mouth?
You must have heard of or done that before, my dogs tongue used to come out about a foot as she licked all that peanut butter off the roof of her mouth.
It was damn funny to watch.

At 10/13/07 01:50 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: brown one in the picture is van Buren, he's slightly larger than my other guy.

I had a friend who was a decendant of van Buren...

Here's Noel... she was flying in midflight while my dad was testing my camera for shutter speed... wow... not even my camera's shutter speed is that good.

Anyways...
Since we're posting pictures of pets...

At 10/13/07 06:30 PM, fli wrote: Anyways...
Since we're posting pictures of pets...

That is a great picture!

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At 10/13/07 11:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got a new puppy today.

Mini schnauzer. Her name is Bailey.

Awwwwwww . . . .

Here's a fuzzy pic of her chillin out next to me.... I'll have to get a good pic of her later.

and I got bored and dyed my hair red. Why not.....

Pics. NOW.

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At 10/13/07 11:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got a new puppy today.

Mini schnauzer. Her name is Bailey.

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Nice dog Seven.

and I got bored and dyed my hair red. Why not.....

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THat ought to freak the kids out on Monday ! :)

At 10/14/07 10:11 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Yeah. I told aviewaskewed, this is how I plan to see if I look decent as a red head.

Kids tell the truth about things like that.

They'll tell you if you look old, if you've gained weight....

I'm gonna get the six year olds to jude my hair. lol

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Never forget not only are they brutally honest, we are all OLD people.
If my daughters are anything to go by, if your older than about 17 or 18 your old.

Here's a shot of an 11 year old Yorkie.
Here is a picture of my old dog , after she just woke up.

At 10/14/07 10:27 AM, SevenSeize wrote: We must get our puppies together and let them run free in a meadow or some liberating silly other scenario.

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You are very funny.
But you do realise that if the grass ain't mowed , she isn't going out into it.
Brambles & sticks tangle in her hair, & she hates being brushed.

They have 'hair' as oppsed to fur, so she doesn't shed, has to be groomed (regular hair cuts).
She has the soul of a pit bull in a serious guarding mood.
She thinks she owns my truck & the front seat is only big enough for her & I.
She also follows me where ever I go (if I let her) & doesn't need to be tied up or on a lead.
She knows if I say stop or come here she does it, or she's in deep shit.

But let her see a rabbit or a neighbors cat in "her" yard & its Damn the hair do, I've got protecting to do... it really is rather pathetic. But she really does try (to be tough). I have had to go into the toolies in the past to untangle her.
But even at her most excited, if I whistle her to stop she does. She won't listen to anyone else but me... except if they have a 'treat' for her, if my girlfriend or one of the kids has a treat in hand, she is mesmerized by the food.

She has been the smartest dog I have ever had.
Very loyal, a good watch dog, she can hear someone pulling into the driveway befor we can see them coming.

I love dogs, they're my favorite animal.

i hate animals, especially dogs. they are lower and inferior lifeforms.