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At 10/3/07 09:04 PM, Malachy wrote: Penis.

Cock joke!?

At 10/4/07 09:09 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 10/3/07 09:04 PM, Malachy wrote: Penis.

Cock joke!?

Yes.

Cock joke.

;

I just now noticed all the pinks and purples of the site after clearing out my cache. This is different.

*looks around wearily*

My old ford is now, officially, dead. My dad hauled it off to a scrapyard in Gallatin this morning, where one of those grabber cranes gently lifted it off of the trailer we had set it on, set it inside a crusher, and then smashed it into a compact little cube (so he told me with a sick grin on his face as I ate dinner a little while ago, I was at work when he hauled it off). He got $168 for it all told.

I kind of feel numb about it... I mean, it was my first car. I certainly wasn't fond of the damn thing towards the end there, but still, I wasn't quite expecting that sort of an end for it. I wonder if I should tell the little old lady at church whom I originally bought it from about it's fate... probably not. She was more fond of that car than I was, and it was her late husband's work car no less.

At 10/4/07 09:59 PM, Proteas wrote: I kind of feel numb about it... I mean, it was my first car. I certainly wasn't fond of the damn thing towards the end there, but still, I wasn't quite expecting that sort of an end for it. I wonder if I should tell the little old lady at church whom I originally bought it from about it's fate... probably not. She was more fond of that car than I was, and it was her late husband's work car no less.

My first car is sitting in my dad's yard still... I wrecked it not three days after I got my license after hitting some black ice on my way to the ski mountain.

my second car was actually a pick up truck. it, too, is sitting in my dad's yard/parking area. the rear differential rusted out and all of the fluids for the rear wheels and the drive train fell out and boned the back end of the truck. My third car is also in my dad's yard. It seized up or the gears in the motor got all fucked up and it hasn't started since last February (it happened right after I dumped $1100 into it)

now I drive a motorcycle and bum rides off of friends and my fiancee (she has a 2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid...fucking hippie)

At 10/4/07 09:59 PM, Proteas wrote: I just now noticed all the pinks and purples of the site after clearing out my cache. This is different.

Quite.

My old ford is now, officially, dead.

All good things must come an end in time. Even Bob Barker. And Dick Clarke. You will move on.

You never know, this could turn out for the better?

;

At 10/4/07 10:04 PM, Malachy wrote:

now I drive a motorcycle and bum rides off of friends and my fiancee (she has a 2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid...fucking hippie)

You have a motorcycle AND a fiancee? Dude you're like the king of life

At 10/4/07 10:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: You have a motorcycle AND a fiancee? Dude you're like the king of life

perhaps it's because of the motorcycle that I have a fiancee

well...she bummed rides off me when I was the one with the car.

At 10/4/07 09:50 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 10/4/07 09:09 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 10/3/07 09:04 PM, Malachy wrote: Penis.

Cock joke!?

Yes.

Cock joke.

wouldn't tit jokes be more appropriate at this time?

"without hot Egyptian tits to bang Alexander the Great doesn't feel like conquering anymore" The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox

Holy shit, FREE POSTER PRINT AT THE UNIVERSITY COPY CENTRE TOMORROW.

I got so dang excited I made my own poster just to print it for free.

i just noticed the new additions to the skyline.

At 10/4/07 11:11 PM, Elfer wrote: Holy shit, FREE POSTER PRINT AT THE UNIVERSITY COPY CENTRE TOMORROW.

I got so dang excited I made my own poster just to print it for free.

no giant penis?

At 10/4/07 11:28 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/4/07 11:11 PM, Elfer wrote: Holy shit, FREE POSTER PRINT AT THE UNIVERSITY COPY CENTRE TOMORROW.

I got so dang excited I made my own poster just to print it for free.

no giant penis?

Already got enough of that on my walls.

I am so delighted how it went...
I cut class partially... drove myself to Gilroy and saw my play.

The stage is the size of a kitchen table. There's some extra space below it that was used to great effect. And he weaved a few actors within the audiance, and sometimes the audiance came in to join the stage!

Aye--
It was great. Low tech everything... wonderful character development... thift store and borrowed costumes... (sometimes, regular clothes...) But people seemed to cheer really loudly at the end.

An hour and 15 minutes of free and very funny comedy.

But anyways...

NSFW:
Sex Olympics... if only, this were true... I could be champion.
And man... look at this one--
Man... I keep thinking of Catwoman and Gozar the Gozerian

At 10/5/07 01:58 AM, fli wrote: Aye--
It was great. Low tech everything...

goes to show whats more important in a story.

But anyways...

NSFW:
Sex Olympics... if only, this were true... I could be champion.

i would assume pelvises can generally hold the weight, there are other parts involved that i doubt can.

so much soft tissue damage *shudder*

At 10/5/07 02:12 AM, SolInvictus wrote: i would assume pelvises can generally hold the weight, there are other parts involved that i doubt can.

so much soft tissue damage *shudder*

Only way to settle this...
dick wrestle...

Same way done in arm wrestling... only-- instead of two arms, it's done with two penes.

Headed down to Richmond after work today, might get to go to the State Fair before it ends. I want to go milk a cow :)

So it turns out it was some sort of "enter to win a poster print" deal.

LAME.

So Newgrounds has gone pink!
Reminds me of the rural N.S. students who wore pink T shirts to school, after a one guy was bullied on opening day, for wearing a pink polo shirt.
2 of the seniors decided to fight back by recruiting their friends & bringing in and wearing pink T shirt's.

Pink pisses off bullies

Its great to see a problem confronted and defeated without violence. ;)

At 10/5/07 10:21 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

Pink pisses off bullies

;
Hmmm the links not working....
the address when I type it in works !
It's www.thechronicleherald.ca/Columnists/915 215.html

Sorry all, don't know what's wrong.

At 10/5/07 07:22 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Motorcycles are alright. I want a boat.

Me too.

I was telling Steve last night, I work at a canoe outfitter but I never have a chance to actually go out paddling.

Hey, does anyone here have some web space they'd be willing to lend me? I'm very seriously considering making a stats tutorial for the NG BBS, because it seems like a lot of peopl ehave trouble interpreting things like graphs or tables.

At 10/5/07 02:17 AM, fli wrote

Same way done in arm wrestling... only-- instead of two arms, it's done with two penes.

oh shit!

why is there no afeared or inadequate emoticon?

At 10/5/07 05:29 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

oh shit!

why is there no afeared or inadequate emoticon?

Thr crying one would likely suit your purpose.

At 10/5/07 05:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/5/07 05:29 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

oh shit!

why is there no afeared or inadequate emoticon?

Thr crying one would likely suit your purpose.

The "beaten" one, perhaps?

;

I've gone Fab to support Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Yeah, take THAT random unspecified "evil Other"!!!

Pwned

Baseball is so much more fun when my team is winning

At 10/2/07 09:50 PM, Politics wrote:

At 10/1/07 02:32 AM, Malachy wrote: oh, thos xkcd...ers...

Incredible. I wish I could have gone. :/

Oh well. I see Funkbrs went.

Hah.. I should have posted those pictures around here, but I've been SOOOO busy.

You know how it is for us political activists.....

ok, so I didn't go. But it REALLY looks like me in that picture, so kiss my ass.

At 10/5/07 07:31 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Just thought I'd drop in and tell you lads [and girls] that I'll be dropping in on this place more as I'm taking a Politics Class at the auld college.

I may aswell out myself as a socialist now aswell, so you can all form a queue to spit on me!

There's so many of you dorm room commies out there it would be easier to just dip you in a communal vat of spit. From what I know of your policies you shouldn't mind that

At 10/5/07 07:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: There's so many of you dorm room commies out there it would be easier to just dip you in a communal vat of spit. From what I know of your policies you shouldn't mind that

it's easy when mom and dad or the government is paying for your school/dorm and you don't ever have to work or pay taxes on your pay checks. when a local sales tax increase doesn't effect you because you have a meal plan or some new housing zoning law changes because you're on campus, probably out of your home town or state.

Becoming a socialist in college is exactly like experementing with your sexuality in college. You get to be alternative without consequences.