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Der, you should become a warlord.

What sounds cooler than: "My friend, the Argentinian warlord..." ?

Seriously. Do it.

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At 9/2/07 07:16 PM, tony4moroney wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:12 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

How many times have you said that recently?

apparently 1805 times

How the hell do you do that?

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At 9/2/07 07:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Der, you should become a warlord.

What sounds cooler than: "My friend, the Argentinian warlord..." ?

Seriously. Do it.

;

Is it a University degree?
Because I won't settle for less.

Der-Lowe, Bachelor of Science in War.

OR I'll just become an officer of the Argentinian Navy, and travel the seven seas, like my grandfather, and fall in love with a Sicilian girl. But I would have to part, and we would never see each other again. A sad story.

At 9/2/07 07:56 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Der, you should become a warlord.

OR I'll just become an officer of the Argentinian Navy, and travel the seven seas, like my grandfather, and fall in love with a Sicilian girl. But I would have to part, and we would never see each other again. A sad story.

Wait, Argentina has a Navy.

Have the Mole People gone to the Ocean again. Or is it the crab people.

Or Dominicans.

At 9/2/07 08:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:56 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Der, you should become a warlord.

OR I'll just become an officer of the Argentinian Navy, and travel the seven seas, like my grandfather, and fall in love with a Sicilian girl. But I would have to part, and we would never see each other again. A sad story.

Wait, Argentina has a Navy.

Have the Mole People gone to the Ocean again. Or is it the crab people.

Or Dominicans.

It was once among the top ten

once...

But don't worry, you're already a decadent country, your grandchildren will understand what I am talking about.

At 9/2/07 08:25 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:56 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 07:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Der, you should become a warlord.

It was once among the top ten

once...

Maybe back when Trujillo was in power, or when people didn't know Dominicans could play baseball.

But don't worry, you're already a decadent country, your grandchildren will understand what I am talking about.

Que Pasa.

At 9/2/07 08:27 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

It was once among the top ten

once...

Maybe back when Trujillo was in power, or when people didn't know Dominicans could play baseball.

What are Dominicans?

Que Pasa.

Leben.

At 9/2/07 08:39 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:27 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

It was once among the top ten

What are Dominicans?

Residents of the Dominican Republic? Why, how far off is my spelling.

Leben.

Yes, living is a strong preference

At 9/2/07 08:43 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:39 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:27 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

It was once among the top ten

What are Dominicans?

Residents of the Dominican Republic? Why, how far off is my spelling.

No, it's just that I don't know the Country. I thought it had sth to do with Santo Domingo, but now that I think of it, I think it's a city.
Lemme guess, a small Latin American country whose people have emigrated to the US.
Something like Puerto Rico?

Leben.

Yes, living is a strong preference

I was merely stating that life goes by.

I wish Seven were here.

She always makes things better.

;

I hunt with silver bullets just to be sure...

At 9/2/07 08:46 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I wish Seven were here.

She always makes things better.

;

Don't worry, she will be back.

At 9/2/07 08:46 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:43 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:39 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:27 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Lemme guess, a small Latin American country whose people have emigrated to the US.
Something like Puerto Rico?

Yeah, just bigger.
It's in the Carribean Sea.

I was merely stating that life goes by.

Just like the Sands of Time, it's Days of our Lives.

At 9/2/07 08:52 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:46 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I wish Seven were here.

She always makes things better.

;

Don't worry, she will be back.

She ALWAYS comes back!

Though I'm not sure what I would do if she left us.

I kid, I kid . . . .

At 9/2/07 08:54 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Though I'm not sure what I would do if she left us.

I kid, I kid . . . .

latch onto another perceived persona that may have a vagina?

At 9/2/07 08:58 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:54 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Though I'm not sure what I would do if she left us.

I kid, I kid . . . .

latch onto another perceived persona that may have a vagina?

ouch

lawlawlawlawlawl

At 9/2/07 08:58 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 9/2/07 08:54 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Though I'm not sure what I would do if she left us.

I kid, I kid . . . .

latch onto another perceived persona that may have a vagina?

*narrows eyes*

What the fuck are you implying?

;

At 9/2/07 09:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I was going to state how people never come back, since we're not the same we were yesterday, and make a book out of it, and become a successful writer, and make Borges look like a minimal charachter is the history of Argentinian and world literature, but you ruined it >:(
Now I'll have to find another way to do that....

maybe with something to do with pancakes... mmm...

At 9/2/07 09:19 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 09:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I was going to state how people never come back, since we're not the same we were yesterday, and make a book out of it, and become a successful writer, and make Borges look like a minimal charachter is the history of Argentinian and world literature, but you ruined it >:(
Now I'll have to find another way to do that....

potatoes

At 9/2/07 09:34 PM, tony4moroney wrote: potatoes

A way that doesn't include illegal substances...

At 9/2/07 09:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 9/2/07 09:34 PM, tony4moroney wrote: potatoes

A way that doesn't include illegal substances...

You could always point out the fact that Borges was a senile, blind old man who never got laid in his entire life.
As in, like, you know, for reals. Borges = No nookie. Ever.

if paintball is any indication of what sort of injuries occur in gun battles, my right lung would be a sieve.

as well as some (brachial) arterial bleeding, shattered scapulas, punctured intestines (and assorted abdominal and thoracic injuries) with a sprinkling of lower body injuries including a punctured foot. yay!

At 9/2/07 11:24 PM, SolInvictus wrote: if paintball is any indication of what sort of injuries occur in gun battles, my right lung would be a sieve.

as well as some (brachial) arterial bleeding, shattered scapulas, punctured intestines (and assorted abdominal and thoracic injuries) with a sprinkling of lower body injuries including a punctured foot. yay!

i wouldve been shot in my thigh, basically where my femoral artery is leaving me with a shattered femur and a severed femoral artery. my friend also wouldve been disemboweled by friendly fire before the war even started.

My friends always manage to get a paintball right in that gap between your mask and the visor. And thanks to my hairline that's a big white target.

At 9/2/07 11:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: My friends always manage to get a paintball right in that gap between your mask and the visor. And thanks to my hairline that's a big white target.

instant kill...i would just be mangled and bleeding.

At 9/2/07 09:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote:: That's right, just like your mother......

oh snap---

BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

You have been SERVED!

Compliments of SevenSeize.

On another note:

I am TRASHED! Hope everyone is having a good Welcome Week (college people) and stays safe while drinking.

Hopefully I wake up tomorrow and will have avoided the drunk posting Sol once expressed here......

***takes 5 minutes to navigate mouse to the post oit button****

Today is nice...
family on my mother's side came and there was no drama.
I've meet my cousin for the first time. She's a very big girl for 5. I thought she was 8. Although I hope her my mother (my aunt) will see that it's unhealthy to be feeding her daughter so much "quick food," I found myself to be very fond of my little cousin. So sweet and with really frizzy curly brown hair and very intelligent.

5 years old... never learned English until last month. Near fluent. School is thinking of moving her from Kinder to the 1st grade already.

Too bad I haven't seen my aunt. I haven't seen her in 1999. I may think she's a total bitch, but at least I know she can produce worthy human beings.

At 9/2/07 11:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: My friends always manage to get a paintball right in that gap between your mask and the visor. And thanks to my hairline that's a big white target.

I can't believe I still haven't been paintballing. I remember wanting to do it from the age of 12, all the time, like any good male teen. It's been seven years since the dreams took proper formation and I still haven't gotten around to doing it, even though 2 different groups of friends do it often.

Weak.

At 9/2/07 05:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I DID go to I HOP this morning.

I opted for the warm maple syrup.

;
really Seven... how canadian of you. ;)

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