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At 8/28/07 12:47 AM, stafffighter wrote: Well if you know a better way to forget the emptiness of my life I'd love to hear it.

Lick toads.

Simpsons style.

José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, María, Isabel, Liliana, José, José, José, Joseeeeeee!!!

You could be all Roman-like and simply abbreviate the first names.....

At 8/28/07 12:30 AM, Empanado wrote:

At 8/27/07 07:16 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 8/27/07 01:14 AM, Empanado wrote: Okay, this site sucks. Apparently, I bear a strong resemblance to Usher.

Oddly enough, I've been trying to sort out my family tree.

You actually used it for that?

No, I'm trying to sort my family tree on my own, so far, I got to my great-great-great grandparents :)

I just lined up my uncles, grandparents, parents and siblings and started to predict the misadventures of my offspring.

I haven't looked that link thoroughly, now I shall.

Apparently, José is to your family what Tomás and Eduardo are to mine.

That was on my grandfather's side of the family, now that I have a wider vision, it's not that much.

The thing that my mother despises the most on this Earth is her middle name, Zulema.

OMG you've died in a helicopter a decade ago!!!!

Apparently their parents wanted to name her "Salima" (which she would have hated too anyway), but the clerk at the civil registry made a typo.

The mother of my grandmother's last name is spelled differently in several documents I've been reading, so I don't know her real name.

And I got in the middle of dark family secrets..... :O!

Not many secrets in our family. We've been pretty boring since the 80's.

We have not, we're a bunch of gallegos that can't stop arguing.

At 8/28/07 03:35 AM, Imperator wrote: You could be all Roman-like and simply abbreviate the first names.....

How would that work?

At 8/28/07 12:14 AM, fli wrote: Yeah, go you...
It seems you have a really active life style that's full of adventures... maybe... if you just
cut back on the beer?

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Wow , Fli what a terrible idea <more cringes & goes & gets a beer>
How can you be so cruel. <starts drinking icy cold, delicious, refreshing, tastey nectar of the gods>
on another note;
On Thursday I'm going back to work for my first rigging call since I busted my leg. Although I am not allowed to climb or even go up a ladder, it still feels great ot be getting back to work. What's funny is that because I broke my leg loading equipment on my truck to go to a gig, a couple of the guys are coming to my shop to help me load up Wednesday night. Just in case I guess.

Butters is angry.

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At 8/28/07 02:28 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 8/28/07 12:30 AM, Empanado wrote:

Blablabla

Stop talking about family!
It confuses me...

Dizzy

At 8/27/07 01:50 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Avie, my Endless t-shirt arrived today. Looks good, thanks so much!

Glad everybody is liking them :)

At 8/28/07 06:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Butters is angry.

I got to say... he does look like Butters (if butters had really puffy eyes and bags.)

At 8/28/07 06:54 PM, fli wrote:

At 8/28/07 06:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Butters is angry.

I got to say... he does look like Butters (if butters had really puffy eyes and bags.)

Butter was plump.

That kid is obese.

At 8/28/07 12:14 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/27/07 08:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I did an hour and a half of cardio today.

AND I'M STILL FAT.

I really need to cut back on the baby eating.....

Yeah, go you...
It seems you have a really active life style that's full of adventures... maybe... if you just
cut back on the beer?

Who are you? And what have you done with Fli? The real Fli would know that I'd rather be 350 pounds than.... than... not drink... b... bbb.... eeeerr....bbbeeee.....FUCK. I can't even type it.

Really, I don't care nearly as much about the weight as the cardio. If I can get my cardio blazing high, I can eat like crazy and not get any fatter. Not only that, but it makes my legs CRAZY fast, and I need that kind of speed and endurance for my one true love; drumming.

The better my cardio, the faster and denser I can play double bass. I mastered the blast beat just this spring, and I'm working my one-handed rolls with both sides of the stick (it's complicated. you hold the stick in the middle and then alternate hitting with the head and the butt of the stick). So as long as I'm crazy and fast and have super endurance, I could give a fuck about my weight. My size actually helps in the mosh pit.

Yeah, I'm a band geek. Sue me. It's worth it to have all the art school chicks all over me. I love art school chicks.... MMM.... Beth..... MMMmmm.... Sierra..... MMMmmm Hylie.....

Wait... what am I doing on the internet again? Oh... right... housesitting... fuckity...

I am ready to strangle the Lowe's project manager. It will be a justifiable homicide, and not a court in the land will be able to convict of otherwise.

We are nearing completion of getting my department set up, just a few more days of working on displays and getting stock set out, and we'll be done. BUT... the project manager came up and looked at three of our pegboard wall racks, determined that the carpenters had installed them incorrectly, and has decided that tomorrow we will take everything off those three wall racks so the carpenters can make NEW ONES... then we'll put everything back on there. This is roughly 30 feet (3 ten foot wall racks that stand 7 feet tall a piece) that we have to take ALL THE PRODUCT OFF OF... so that the racks can be redone.

If it was any other part of the department, I wouldn't be upset. But this part of the department holds all the drill bits and miter/sawzall blades for the entire store. That's a lot of little parts that are going to have to be taken down BY HAND in order for this perceived "fuckup" to be taken care of.

OK, huge fucking day tomorrow. a giant group from a college is showing up and eating all of our boats. seriously, we are even renting 9 boats from another outfitter.

basically I'm going in at 7:30, jumping in the van and trailer and we are going to go stash and lock boats up in the woods around put ins, go down to the other outfitter, pick up the boats we're using from them, stashing them with what we already dropped off of our own and heading back to the mother ship. to wait.

at around noon a giant bus is going to pull up and the gauntlet will begin. first, we are going to orient the entire group of 20+ college students on the ins and outs of canoing, set them up with their PFDs and paddles and then they will load back into their bus. Then I'll jump into another car and get dropped off at the first drop off for the "Basic canoing 1" trip. There I'll quickly find the group leaders (there are 8 people total, 2 group leaders) and talk to them. After my little talk with the leaders I'm going to get everyone's attention and reiterate the canoing, unlock my stash of canoes and set them out for their trip, hoping to god they all know how to swim.

Is the fucker dead or working for fox news? Someone decide

At 8/28/07 07:47 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 8/28/07 06:54 PM, fli wrote:

At 8/28/07 06:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Butters is angry.

I got to say... he does look like Butters (if butters had really puffy eyes and bags.)

Butter was plump.

That kid is obese.

Dude, lay off of Butters. That kid is fucking hilarious.

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Caption: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....."

At 8/28/07 11:19 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Caption: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....."

Is that you?

At 8/28/07 06:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Butters is angry.

I doubt he could tap dance half as well as Butters.

He was kidnapped by a Puerto Rican guy of average Puerto Rican height!

At 8/29/07 07:24 AM, Empanado wrote: He was kidnapped by a Puerto Rican guy of average Puerto Rican height!

Puerto Ricans are fine.

It's those gosh darn Brazillians you can't trust not to shoot up your metal show.

Club full of honkys, and who shoots up the place? THE ONLY BRAZILLIAN.

Don't you hate it when racism is statistically accurate?

At 8/29/07 01:04 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/28/07 11:19 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Caption: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....."

Is that you?

Dear god, no! Although he has gotten a haircut and is sporting a shorter, less curly look.

At 8/29/07 07:17 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Butters made the cutest pet for Paris Hilton...

You are so cruel . . . . . . .

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At 8/29/07 07:17 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Butters made the cutest pet for Paris Hilton...

OMG TEH MR. BIGGLES!!!

One of my congressmen is whining and bitching about Muslim senators and Hindu prayers while one of my Senators was arrested for cottaging. I'd say the time is ripe for me to get into politics. If only I didn't have evidence of a fury fetish posted all over the internet.

At 8/29/07 03:21 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 8/28/07 06:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Butters is angry.

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Looks like my cousin... except not

Um, what?
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I've already got 94 people in my family tree!!!

At 8/29/07 03:43 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I've already got 94 people in my family tree!!!

I dont even KNOW 94 poeple!

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At 8/29/07 03:59 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 8/29/07 03:43 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I've already got 94 people in my family tree!!!

I dont even KNOW 94 poeple!

i am 94 people.

At 8/29/07 03:59 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 8/29/07 03:43 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I've already got 94 people in my family tree!!!

I dont even KNOW 94 poeple!

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Neither do I, many people in my family tree are "Unknown" or are by their surnames, like "chiki".

some family trees around these parts are less tree like...and more cats cradle like

At 8/29/07 03:02 PM, BeFell wrote: . If only I didn't have evidence of a fury fetish posted all over the internet.

Dude, you were clean for how long? What will your wife say?

At 8/29/07 05:41 PM, stafffighter wrote: Dude, you were clean for how long? What will your wife say?

I don't know I was just reading the lounge then someone made a post reminding me of Butters in his scrumptious little bear suit poking at Paris Hilton's squishy regions and it just came rushing back. The uncontrollable desire to make all internet strangers appear fuzzy.

GAH!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!

As a public service announcement children this little porker looks about ready to load a shotgun. Let's all just keep in mind that when we insult our betters we inflate our own self esteems when we insult people like this we get blowed up. And always always remember, Everyone looks good in a bear suit. tm