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At 1/11/04 02:40 AM, BWS wrote: So, where have the two of you been? You have some explaining to do!

DUH. I've been in la-la 56k-dial-up land. But now I'm back in DSL-broadband-land. YAY.

At 1/11/04 10:02 AM, JudgeFUNK wrote: I scored !00% on all courses I took this semester.

SITTING ON MY ASS: 100
WATCHING TV: 100
NOT CATCHING THE SHAFT ON TUITION:100
BUILDING A RECORDING STUDIO:100
DRINKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL:100

You forgot:
SMOKING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF POT: 80
(20 point deduction for forgetting about it)

At 1/11/04 02:18 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Why hasn't any mod done anything about that picture in the "If You Were The PM/Prez....."-thread yet?

It helps if you mail us with a link. We are only human, afterall. Which reminds me: you got banned for your pic in here because I remember your previous ban for a picture. I just wanted to drive home the whole point about posting pictures. You remember that last ban, doncha? It's not like you posted goatse, so this one was a short ban.

Ah, looks as if it will become normal around here again...that is, people will be getting banned and whatnot. And im still pissed about missing the picture...it always happens, seriously. And Shrike, I feel ya, my damn computer has been all fucked up so its been loading slow as hell.

Remember folks, when you smoke crack, Jesus kills a dirty sinner.

At 1/11/04 10:56 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: The Shirtless Militia

*raises bare nipple in the air* TITS UNITE!

Jay, I'm gonna sing Danger (High Voltage) from Electric Six in front of a three hundred men audience this thursday!

At 1/12/04 03:31 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Jay, I'm gonna sing Danger (High Voltage) from Electric Six in front of a three hundred men audience this thursday!

What? No gaybar?

Nope, that one I'm gonna do in March with an other band.

Subway = Good stuff.

That Atkins crap isn't cutting it, though.

What!? No Atkins!? BLASPHEMY!!

Atkins... Mad Cow... Vegans...

I'm not hungry.

I agree. Vegans are stringy, and have a composition, not unlike celery. Trying to pull all those stringy tendons and muscles from your teeth..........no thanks.

I say ``bah`` to atkins. I may be a carnivore, but wouldn`t give up fruit and veggies either just so that I can become nice and thin.

Agreed. The things you have to give up for the sake of the atkins diet are ridiculous. You can have a hamburger... but no bread...

That's just plain wrong.

In any case, from what I understand, if you leave the diet, you get all the weight back. Nothing beats an active lifestyle. Not even these fad diets.

A T-bone steak without mashed potatoes?

No corn to go with your pork steaks or apple sauce?

No baked potato to go with a lobster?

Fuck that all. Don't buy into to diet fads. If you really must feel the urge to loose weight, run in Montreal at this time of year. If you`re really so motivated, -25 degrees below zero really shouldn`t be a problem, right?

It is so fucking simple that it is retarded:

1) Dont eat junk food, grease encrusted snacks, or anything with a lot of fat in it.
2) Get off your lazy ass and play some sports or exercise.

In conclusion, fuck the bullshit diets; dont eat "crap" and get off your lazy ass. Words to live by, im sure. I just dont see why it is so difficult for some people. By the way, that was three cents, not two.

At 1/13/04 02:58 PM, BWS wrote: It is so fucking simple that it is retarded:

1) Dont eat junk food, grease encrusted snacks, or anything with a lot of fat in it.
2) Get off your lazy ass and play some sports or exercise.

None of that is proven. My DDR addiction is the true diet fad.

Anyways, brace for new topic!

At 1/13/04 03:08 PM, Jonas wrote:

None of that is proven. My DDR addiction is the true diet fad.

No, its common sense. And DDR could be #3 I suppose; you need to smoke some crack to keep up with that shit. I see people playing that game, and I just wonder ... "wtf are they smokin'?"

Anyways, brace for new topic!

oGm!!1 u r tew maeking neiw tolpic??? me r tew powst in et!!!

I usually dont post pictures in this forum, but this one was meant for the politics forum. Sorry if youre pissed about it, but I find it to be very funny, so I had to share it with you folks:

At 1/13/04 05:13 PM, BWS wrote: I usually dont post pictures in this forum, but this one was meant for the politics forum. Sorry if youre pissed about it, but I find it to be very funny, so I had to share it with you folks:

Nah, that's kinda funny, but I am gunna edit out Democratic and put Republican in there, then put it on my school site :D

At 1/13/04 05:13 PM, BWS wrote: I usually dont post pictures in this forum, but this one was meant for the politics forum. Sorry if youre pissed about it, but I find it to be very funny, so I had to share it with you folks:

Huzzah.

At 1/13/04 05:16 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

Nah, that's kinda funny, but I am gunna edit out Democratic and put Republican in there, then put it on my school site :D

No, no, no. You silly Brit, Rambo is the Republican symbol!

At 1/13/04 06:54 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

Huzzah.

Word.

And now, I want Half Life 2. If not just only for multiplayer, then also to find out whatever the hell happened to poor Coporal Adrian Shepard while in the custody of the creepy old G-Man.

Forum 9
Forum 11
So, there is actually TWO hidden forums. Hmmm, I wonder how many their actually is. Yup, im bored right now and besides, it is slow as hell right now.

At 1/13/04 07:11 PM, Unpossibility wrote: And now, I want Half Life 2.

Personally, I'm waiting for that Halo 2. Excuse the n00b speak, but I have this friend of mine who I play Halo against and, as hard as he tries, he always catches the ownage (mostly via the rocket-launcher). After watching that 8-minute demo, I'm read to deliver yet another series of multiplayer ownage.

I'll concern myself with Half-Life 2 when I get a decent gaming PC.

edit out Democratic and put Republican in there, then put it on my school site :D

No, no, no. You silly Brit, Rambo is the Republican symbol!

I thought the terminator was the republican's symbol.

At 1/13/04 07:11 PM, Unpossibility wrote: And now, I want Half Life 2. If not just only for multiplayer, then also to find out whatever the hell happened to poor Coporal Adrian Shepard while in the custody of the creepy old G-Man.

I'm busy placing curses on SCEE - no FFX-2 until March?!? BASTARDS!!! Damn I wish I was Japanese...

If anyones ever tried to form a rock band, have you been able to find a bassist? There are 27 guitar players in my year of 250, and 2 bassists, and only 3 singers. Guitarists should be shot, to keep numbers at a proportional level.

heres....JamsterBoyo!
*cough*Join the Joke Club*cough*

At 1/14/04 12:00 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: If anyones ever tried to form a rock band, have you been able to find a bassist?

Bassists are far and few in between because guitarists and/or lead singers. Singers can fully express what they're feeling without the intermediary of an instrument, guitarists have the most musically omnipresent instrument, Drummers lay out the whole foundation for songs but in the most case, bassists are merely the cherry on the cake. With the exception of several genres of music like Ska or Psychobilly, of course.

At 1/14/04 12:00 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: If anyones ever tried to form a rock band, have you been able to find a bassist? There are 27 guitar players in my year of 250, and 2 bassists, and only 3 singers. Guitarists should be shot, to keep numbers at a proportional level.

I can play bass. jay!

At 1/14/04 01:58 AM, Dagodevas wrote: Personally, I'm waiting for that Halo 2. Excuse the n00b speak, but I have this friend of mine who I play Halo against and, as hard as he tries, he always catches the ownage (mostly via the rocket-launcher). After watching that 8-minute demo, I'm read to deliver yet another series of multiplayer ownage.

I want Doom 3. I want Halo 2. I want BattleField Vietnam. I want Half Life 2. I want them all.

But Half Life 2 for more than just the muliplayer. Sure, I`ll try how hard the A.I. is in Halo 2, but Half Life is the series that interests me more.