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At 7/24/07 10:28 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/24/07 09:10 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Feeling funny today? You're one step of being lynched.

Death threats aren't funny, they're creepy.

YOURE GOING TO DIE!!
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haha hilarious!
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but in all seriousness... you are...

clearly im joking i mean, we all do die someday. so dont take it as a threat.

because itll make it easier.

Hey, some guy PM'd me and talked about how the US could nuke Canada and all this other crap.
I told that like nuclear fallout would demolish the US's souls, then he said that winds would blow northeast...so is that last part true?

At 7/24/07 02:18 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/24/07 01:32 PM, SolInvictus wrote: what about death by snu-snu or fluffy bunnies?

I guess it would depend...there are some people I would not want to die by snu-snu with.

The point is granted, yet assuming that the snu-snu was worthwhile, then, well, I dunno.

If I was finally getting laid I'd want to live.

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, Sugary-Cupcakes wrote: Hey, some guy PM'd me and talked about how the US could nuke Canada and all this other crap.
I told that like nuclear fallout would demolish the US's souls, then he said that winds would blow northeast...so is that last part true?

Depends on the jet stream and current weather patterns. Let's go to the map!

In the map below, the green arrows indicate wind direction. If Canada was nuked, areas on the western side of low pressure systems and behind cold fronts, as well as those on the eastern side of high-pressure areas, would experience contamination.

Moreover, since most of Canada's population lives in close proximity to the U.S. border, many northern U.S. counties would experience direct fallout from the blasts, in addition to wind-borne fallout.

At 7/24/07 10:28 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/24/07 09:10 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Feeling funny today? You're one step of being lynched.

Death threats aren't funny, they're creepy.

I didn't know thaat to lynch included death, well, now I do. and the point was in the exaggeration (or unfourtunately, not that much) of local customs.
The Argentinian U-20 soccer players were received today aat the airport with a bomb, which was odd, since they had won the world cup. "It would've made more sense if the bomb had been for the regular players" the news commentator said, in a clear refernce to the #2 place they got in the Copa América. Apparently, the "bomb" was just a suitcase a person had left at the airport. The guy called the police to tell them not to detonate his bag, but they didn't listen and detonated it anyway, which was fun (for me, not for the guy).
And I've seen in the news thaaat the U-20 players from Chile were received by the president of that country herself, after getting 3rd place in the World Cup.

And if German vowels are gay, so what? That's how they were born and how they choose to live. Who are you to criticize their lifestyle?

Meh, I've been in contact with Americans that overuse the word, and I've started to do it as well. I forgot the "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" part.

At 7/24/07 08:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: NOT related to cookies. This summer, someone broke into the first grade hallway. Tore up my two colleagues' rooms. I was up there for several hours today, and my room seemed fine. Couldn't find anything out of place.

Why would anyone do that? Bad experiences in elementary school?

At 7/24/07 08:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

NOT related to cookies. This summer, someone broke into the first grade hallway. Tore up my two colleagues' rooms. I was up there for several hours today, and my room seemed fine. Couldn't find anything out of place.

What kind of asshat does someone have to be to wreck a first grade room? How's yours coming?

At 7/24/07 08:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: NOT related to cookies. This summer, someone broke into the first grade hallway. Tore up my two colleagues' rooms. I was up there for several hours today, and my room seemed fine. Couldn't find anything out of place.

I'd be more pissed off at the fact that no one felt like my stuff was worth stealing/vandalising.

I thought this was pretty cool.

Hmm, apparently sixty-six species became extinct today . . . . . .

Humans are asshats.

I will give my 10,000 post way to someone (I will cut and paste whatever you like)

with exceptions to those whom I'm not on good terms...

to anyone who claims it after this post--
My 10,000... in your words.

At 7/24/07 09:34 PM, fli wrote: I will give my 10,000 post way to someone (I will cut and paste whatever you like)

with exceptions to those whom I'm not on good terms...

to anyone who claims it after this post--
My 10,000... in your words.

Congrats! 4 years and 10,000 posts. I'm sure some nostalgic thoughts might frequent the day.
(I'm not making a claim on your post. I'd just give it right back).

At 7/24/07 09:34 PM, fli wrote:

My 10,000... in your words.

Life is a joke without a punchline.

Love will come to you in time, or else you'll have to date rape somebody and call it love.

At 7/24/07 10:00 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 7/24/07 09:34 PM, fli wrote:

My 10,000... in your words.

" to four years and ten thousand posts on newgrounds"

Fli needs to check his inbox, I've already claimed it.

*evil laughter*

He could just write the quote on his bicep and show it off like I did.

At 7/24/07 10:23 PM, stafffighter wrote: He could just write the quote on his bicep and show it off like I did.

You and your fantasies.

It's mostly irrelevant, as the 10,000th post will pass mostly unnoticed and will never be looked at as special again, due to the numbering system used on posts.

At 7/24/07 10:26 PM, Elfer wrote: It's mostly irrelevant, as the 10,000th post will pass mostly unnoticed and will never be looked at as special again, due to the numbering system used on posts.

Don't rain on his . . . parade.

*uncomfortable silence*

I'm going to shut up now.

At 7/24/07 10:26 PM, Elfer wrote: It's mostly irrelevant, as the 10,000th post will pass mostly unnoticed and will never be looked at as special again, due to the numbering system used on posts.

Believe me, this one is a DOOZIE. I hope he uses it to start a topic in general forum.

*hint hint*

At 7/24/07 10:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/24/07 10:26 PM, Elfer wrote: It's mostly irrelevant, as the 10,000th post will pass mostly unnoticed and will never be looked at as special again, due to the numbering system used on posts.

I'm going to go all out and celebrate my 10,007th post, and ignore my 10,000th. :-)

Quite a ways down the road isn't it?

*glances at own post meter*

I need a hug. :(

WOOT! 550!

I'm going to celebrate my 666th post just to be a superstitious dick.

Sorry all, Proteas beat you guys to it...

And the Angel of The Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber and took me on high... and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me unto a vast farmland of our own midwest, and as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay! a million voices full of fear, and terror possed me in end. And I begged, 'Angel of The Lord, what are these tortured screams?'

And the Angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots. The cry of the carrot! You see Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and for them, it is the HOLOCAUST.'

And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat with the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared 'HEAR ME NOW! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! THEY HAVE A CONCIOUSNESS, THEY HAVE A LIFE, THEY HAVE A SOUL DAMN YOU!! LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES, SAVE OUR BROTHERS!!" Can I get an Amen? Can I get a Hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

Uh, okey-dokey.

That's a general forum topic if I ever saw one!

lol okay, so if i got that all, then the lower states in hurricane valley would be spared

haha hicks

At 7/24/07 08:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: What kind of asshat does someone have to be to wreck a first grade room?

A Josh Bedn like asshat! :)

At 7/25/07 12:22 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 7/24/07 08:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: What kind of asshat does someone have to be to wreck a first grade room?

A Josh Bedn like asshat! :)

A very good point. Did the criminals take any of your school's cadny? That misspelling was on purpose. You never know with me.

At 7/24/07 10:44 PM, fli wrote: Can I get an Amen? Can I get a Hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

This is necessary, life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
This is necessary, life feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life.

Tool song

At 7/24/07 10:31 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 7/24/07 10:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/24/07 10:26 PM, Elfer wrote: It's mostly irrelevant, as the 10,000th post will pass mostly unnoticed and will never be looked at as special again, due to the numbering system used on posts.

I'm going to go all out and celebrate my 10,007th post, and ignore my 10,000th. :-)

Quite a ways down the road isn't it?

*glances at own post meter*

I need a hug. :(

Sorry I'm a guy. we can shake hands, though. *shakes hands*

WOOT! 550!

I'm going to celebrate my 666th post just to be a superstitious dick.

I always forget about special posting numbers, 666, 777 500, 1000, etc.
Unrelated, I had a dream in which the BBS was a physical place, and there weren't any chairs, there were pillows.

At 7/25/07 12:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Unrelated, I had a dream in which the BBS was a physical place, and there weren't any chairs, there were pillows.

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That sounds like a great place to take a nap....hmmm extra pillows, I can raise my left leg higher when I lie down.