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Not to be political in the lounge, or anything, but, uh, yeah, this is really REALLY funny.

At 7/10/07 04:19 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: Not to be political in the lounge, or anything, but, uh, yeah, this is really REALLY funny.

It is. Does this mean we're offical political nerds?

This is funnier

Phil owns O Rly.

I love it when he owns people

And lol, Paris Hilton

Post one more youtube link, and I swear to god I'll hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands.

Where am I? What's going on? Who are you people? WHERE'S SHRIKE GODDAMNIT!!! THIS IS LIES!!!!

The future it's... so ... cold.... fags... everywhere....

Oh, wait, this is the regs lounge. To be expected. Seven seize got modded. I blame George Bush. I forgot that it would have pretty big ramifications around here, but blah.

I like ham.

ham

But seriously, I've been gone for like, forever. I'm all busy all the time doing music stuff. It's kind of weird. I meet a lot of people, though, and I get a lot of work done. Shit's crazy how fast it can move when it moves.... Just watch out for the dudes who believe in catharsis: they're full of lies. And hate, but mainly lies, and the people they lie to are mainly themselves. It's kind of fucked up. Ham Ham Ham.

Penis

At 7/10/07 07:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Where am I? What's going on? Who are you people? WHERE'S SHRIKE GODDAMNIT!!! THIS IS LIES!!!!

We thought he was with you

At 7/10/07 07:52 PM, stafffighter wrote: We thought he was with you

This is the part of the horror movie where one of the lady-folk stumbles across Shrike's lifeless corpse and begins screaming hysterically.

At 7/10/07 09:18 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 PM, stafffighter wrote: We thought he was with you

This is the part of the horror movie where one of the lady-folk stumbles across Shrike's lifeless corpse and begins screaming hysterically.

Oh shit. The muscular guy always dies after challenging the monster one on one even if it's a ghost or some other shit that can't be punched.

At 7/10/07 09:36 PM, stafffighter wrote: Oh shit. The muscular guy always dies after challenging the monster one on one even if it's a ghost or some other shit that can't be punched.

Unless you smear yourself with mud. Then they can't see you.

At 7/10/07 09:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:18 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Oh shit. The muscular guy always dies after challenging the monster one on one even if it's a ghost or some other shit that can't be punched.

Well, lets find someone more muscular then you.

I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

At 7/10/07 09:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Me too. But you know what I like more??????

dominatrixes. ;-)

Penis

cocks

Your Educational system is going to hell.
I can't help to shudder every time I see a teacher now, which is a problem since I live with one.

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

I'll be the minority! :D
And I'll die a honorable death, saving the Saxon couple :D

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

see, i'm the douchebag nobody likes but is not around for any of it and doesn't die, even though i'm such an ass you really wish i did...and then i pop up in the sequal making fun of the main character again despite his total badassness for beating the ghouls the first time around, but still driving off with a beautiful woman in his fancy NEW sports car.

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

I'll probably trip and fall and get eaten, or possibly get stabbed to death because I'm a nymphomaniac and can't make it through a two-hour horror movie without gettin' it on.

At 7/10/07 10:08 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

I'll probably trip and fall and get eaten, or possibly get stabbed to death because I'm a nymphomaniac and can't make it through a two-hour horror movie without gettin' it on.

*jumps in freezer for 10 minutes and lies naked on concrete slab waiting for skunky to walk by...*

At 7/10/07 10:12 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:08 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

We'll be the chicks having the pillow fight at the beginning when the knifeman shows up.....

Please tell me you have seen Jason X.

At 7/10/07 10:08 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I for one, will probally survive, or die in a very horrific and painfull death.

I'll probably trip and fall and get eaten, or possibly get stabbed to death because I'm a nymphomaniac and can't make it through a two-hour horror movie without gettin' it on.

Or get killed in the shower, or after getting it on, confusing the murderer with your lover.
Since I'm Latin, I demand the lover's role.

At 7/10/07 10:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Or get killed in the shower, or after getting it on, confusing the murderer with your lover.
Since I'm Latin, I demand the lover's role.

I don't go for Latin guys, sorry. Loves me the white meat.

man, after saying that, suddenly I want turkey...

At 7/10/07 10:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:08 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Or get killed in the shower, or after getting it on, confusing the murderer with your lover.
Since I'm Latin, I demand the lover's role.

You could just be the latino gardener that gets killed off early.

I'm a corpse!!

Yay! I've been decapimatated!!!

At 7/10/07 10:19 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Or get killed in the shower, or after getting it on, confusing the murderer with your lover.
Since I'm Latin, I demand the lover's role.

I don't go for Latin guys, sorry. Loves me the white meat.

man, after saying that, suddenly I want turkey...

I, like any good immigrant, am practicing the art of starving, by not having dinner today.
I drank too much mate and I'm not hungry :(

At 7/10/07 10:20 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: You could just be the latino gardener that gets killed off early.

The most important question here is: Do I get paid in American dollars?

At 7/10/07 10:03 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Your Educational system is going to hell.
I can't help to shudder every time I see a teacher now, which is a problem since I live with one.

So of course let's blame it on the individual teachers. Not school administration, not school superintendents, not local school boards, not local and state governments, not the federal government. No no, can't be any of those things, because let's face it, those goddamn teachers just don't try hard enough.

There are good teachers, and there are bad teachers. There are teachers who are very good and love what they do and as a thank you they get fucked over by a bullshit system that plays politics and sometimes just rewards "being there the longest" vs. being the best at what you do. Yeah the system friggin sucks, but that dosen't mean the teachers suck. Sometimes sure, but not all the time like you seem to be busting out with here.

And you know, maybe every time a teacher see's YOU, THEY shudder.... :D

At 7/10/07 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 7/10/07 09:18 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Oh shit. The muscular guy always dies after challenging the monster one on one even if it's a ghost or some other shit that can't be punched.

Well, lets find someone more muscular then you.

On the internet? My only hope is that they decide to keep the main couple together in order to establish chemestry and when the bad guy is closing in on them he falls down and I'm there with like a stain on my shirt and a limp.

At 7/10/07 10:25 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:19 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:20 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: You could just be the latino gardener that gets killed off early.

The most important question here is: Do I get paid in American dollars?

You do.

But then you have the taken away when you try to take more then 10 grand overseas.

At 7/10/07 10:21 PM, Imperator wrote: I'm a corpse!!

Yay! I've been decapimatated!!!

Don't go losing your head over it.

Yeah, I went there.

At 7/10/07 10:29 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: You do.

Say no more, my friend, say no more, I have already called a cab to take me to Ezeiza.

But then you have the taken away when you try to take more then 10 grand overseas.

Wait, I'm making more than 10 grand?!?!?!?
ha, I told you father, that going to college is useless!

*prays*
pleeeeeaaase????

At 7/10/07 10:57 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: *prays*
pleeeeeaaase????

You're not supposed to pray for any of that sick shit you want

Crap!!!
We can only trust in the balance of the universe.

these Brazilians...

At 7/10/07 10:27 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

I remember watching a football match between two teams I do not remember. There was an apparent foul in the area by the attacker, and some guy that was watching the match brought a whistle with him, and blew it when that happened. Now, the defender thought it was the referee who had blown the whistle. The defender then picked up the ball (thinking that he had got a free kick) as it is forbidden in football, and as he was in the area, the referee said penalty shoot for the attackers.
Now, a penalty shoot has a 90% of becoming a goal. Instead of taking advantage of its position, the player that was supposed to kick the penalty, kicked the ball out of the playing field.

That is what I will do here, since you are a friend of a friend, since I dislike arguments, since your mistake lies in not reading carefully (which I do a lot) what I've written, and in the fact that you know nothing about me (like I do about you), since I try to treat people how I like to be treated, and since I do not discard the possibility of being your friend in the future, I'll kick the ball out.

But be more careful next time, ok? :)

At 7/10/07 11:08 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 7/10/07 10:57 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: *prays*
pleeeeeaaase????

You're not supposed to pray for any of that sick shit you want

Football is worth praying for, my friend.
I remember watching this old lady on TV, and she said that she wanted her ashes to be thrown in Boca's stadium.
fanatics, lol.

Ok, now, off to sleep!