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At 6/26/07 07:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Theres a block on i90 this morning and on the freeway is a BIG ASS ROBOT. DAMN.

I wounder if that guy in Alaska finished making his Mechwarrior thing...

yeah i drifted off there

At 6/26/07 02:35 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 6/25/07 07:26 PM, Gwarfan wrote: Someone tell Dante that miscellaneous news garbage isn't politics.

Guess you didn't read that topic of his I locked earlier then. :)

Also, tell him that he spelled "Sparta" wrong.

SPARTAAAA!

I've been in NYC for a bit (still here).

Then off to Providence.

At 6/26/07 08:16 PM, Gwarfan wrote:

At 6/26/07 02:35 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 6/25/07 07:26 PM, Gwarfan wrote: Someone tell Dante that miscellaneous news garbage isn't politics.

Guess you didn't read that topic of his I locked earlier then. :)

Also, tell him that he spelled "Sparta" wrong.

It's not Sparta you big doo doo head.
It's Sparda, a character in Devil May Cry :P

At 6/26/07 08:38 PM, SuperDeagle wrote:

It's not Sparta you big doo doo head.
It's Sparda, a character in Devil May Cry :P

He's still a whiny mayrtr posting anything he finds in the news in hopes people with power will notice him and make them one of their own. My usual swearing would have interfrered with the clarity of that statment.

At 6/26/07 08:43 PM, stafffighter wrote: He's still a whiny mayrtr posting anything he finds in the news in hopes people with power will notice him and make them one of their own. My usual swearing would have interfrered with the clarity of that statment.

Well I'm not arguing that, I question if half the things here should be under politics.

At 6/26/07 06:07 PM, Demosthenez wrote: I cant believe such an amazing show is on the SciFi network. Well, they got a couple of good shows, I like that Eureka one also (another good show). I implore you to watch it.

i'm on the computer because my fiancee is watching a crappy scifi channel movie...dear god those are horrible!

either way, we're both addicted to Dr. Who (sure it's BBC, but BBC America wont show it, so we have to wait until July to catch the next season on Sci-Fi)

(i guess firefox updated itself last night before I turned the computer off.... because it reset my home page to its own home page...and i just got THIS:

Security Warning

The information you have entered is to be sent over an unencrypted connection and could easily be read by a third party.

Are you sure you want to continue sending this information?

[ ] Alert me whenever I submit information that's not encrypted
[Continue] [Cancel]

At 6/26/07 10:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm wearing this shirt to Malachy's wedding next year.

as every female there should wear. heather told me to wear that shirt to my bachelor's party...but i wouldn't be married.

I made a post on my Livejournal with links to many other Mal related shirts

At 6/26/07 11:13 PM, Malachy wrote:

I made a post on my Livejournal with links to many other Mal related shirts

On your honeymoon you can approach the bed wearing one that says "let's get mal-adjusted" Unless you've already slept together and are condemed to hell and fire.

At 6/26/07 11:19 PM, stafffighter wrote: On your honeymoon you can approach the bed wearing one that says "let's get mal-adjusted" Unless you've already slept together and are condemed to hell and fire.

"i'm gong to the special hell"

(I really loved the show Firefly, which is where all of those shirts came from, since there were fans who wanted Malcolm Reynolds stuff, he was called "Mal" as a nick name, and since the search for "malachy" came up with "Malachi" crap and malachy mccourt for governor stuff, i settled with Mal designs.

Transformers blow.

Seriously, a robot named Optimus Prime.

What were they smoking.

It's all about G.I. Joes.

Transformers vs. G.I. Joe?

I think that Optimus Prime would just shoot one of his explodey hands at that mo' fuckin' Joe and stomp his ass back to the Stone Age.

Transformers > G.I. Joe

I just have a dynamite Cobra Commander impersonation!
But seriously Transformers > Joes.

At 6/27/07 01:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: lol I demand to hear a recording of the guitar part......

I demand to hear it while staff is wearing a skirt!

At 6/27/07 01:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I second this motion. Let's start a monetary collection.....

i hope you mean for booze so we can convince him to show up to a "cool party" and then liquor him up enough to put on his man skirt and start singing for us, and not just to bribe him into doing it...

Hey all...
So I´m getting ready to return to Acapulco. Right now I helped out my godson´s mother cooking... a simple soup and she made some breaded cutlets.

They´re fighting like hell... but I can understand why she´s so pissed. He´s still much like a kid. He wakes up late, sleeps late, and doesn´t have a true job. I had a good conversation with him (even though it´s not my place to say anything...) but he asked for it three times in a row, so I told him...

He´s getting fat and he now has quite a bit of acne. He doesn´t work and he acts like a kid. I told him that he only has two options. The first one is to get a job and take care of the kid and do more stuff which society dictates what men have to do when they take on the father roles. OR-- 2.) Lose like the 10 kilos he gained on his mid section, fix the skin on his face, and know how to give her the best sex she can ever have. After all, my ´´comadre´´ is still very young (barely 17) and she has a most killer body... One adjective... best adjective for her: milf... Because who knows... she may get desperate one day and either go with a really handsome man or a responsible.

There was a murder around last night. Somebody killed a gay guy (at least, that´s what my cousin told me.) That´s unnerved me because it happened like 3 blocks away, and my cousin knows I´m gay and I wonder if he would do something like tell other people. Last year I told him to never let anyone else know unless I told them personally. It´s dangerous to let people think that there´s a slight possibility that you have money. And I´ve brought lots of money and my computer... and top that with homophobia-- that does scare me.

So... I´m barely eating here. Everything is fried or very greasy. They eat a whole lot more than I do and everything is unhealthy. On this side of family they do terrible things to healthy food like boiled beans.... they a ton of lard fry them. Add some pieces of Mexican chorizo and a couple flakes of bacon and it´s... delcious, but not healthy anymore. Even oatmeal, when they eat it, is covered up in heaping spoons of sugar without fruit. *sigh* And they´re so thin! God had a wicked sense of humor when he made me... *looks at love handles*

Well, I got an email to my sister to do...
I´m not sure when I will use a computer with internet again.

I´ll catch everyone latter.
And Funk...

Awsome story. I had time to read it. I´ll comment it when I come back.

Godwin's law should be editted to include the mentioning of Bush as well.

The lounge is dead tonight. Time for shameless self promotion. Even though Seven posted a link a while back it has always been my tradition to post my songs directly in here for people who don't like links.

After 56 views and 3 responces in general. I adress that weird al also has a version in said linkage

Ripping off the Catch (to the tune of Livin' on the edge)

There’s something wrong on TV today
Cause the public wanted more
Bad ass blue collar guys.

Tough men doing shit in the cold
Think I’ve seen that before
But this ain’t where fishing lies

They’re ripping off the Catch
A show just like the Catch.
So ratings they can snatch
They’re ripping off the Catch.

I watched the “ice road truckers” today
Then I couldn’t move my limbs
The night vision hurt my eyes

If you can tell their statements
Through voiced Canadian
Then you’re a much more lingual man than I

Yes they’re ripping off the catch
(you can’t help yourself from watching)
Programmers played fetch
(Nothing on Tuesdays at all)
For environments like Catch
(Just the House reruns you’re quoting)
And marathons of Catch

I’m here to tell you now about my condemnation
Irritation
Creative stagnation is making me blue

Out then in the snow with the same cinematics
All they’re missing are the crews and the group dynamics
Looks cold out there
I’m comfy in my chair
Yay, now there’s more map shots that show here to there.

Tell me now if you see what I see
History from Discovery
The theft’s not confessed

For this kind of shit they went and cancelled Conquest
I liked the bald guy who taught me how to duel best
But there’s still R. Lee Ermy
Now drop and give me twenty
To cover for your fraud on my cable fee.

Somethings ripe on TV today
Nothing good that’s new is on
Could watch pikachu and Ash
Or maybe Bridges, Nash
Almost time for my reruns of m.a.s.h

They’re ripping off the Catch
Dynamics that can’t match
In the same time slot as Catch
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

Ripping off the Catch
You can’t turn it off
You are made of sloth
Ripping off the Catch
You don’t go outside at all.
Ripping off the catch
On in the background
Playing with no sound
Ripping off the Catch
You just like the light
Nighttime gives you fright
They’re ripping off the Catch
Cause they don’t have a soul at all.
Not as good as the Catch
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no

Seven is a mod now. Congradulate her or I hurt you.

Oh wow, congratulations, Seven. :D

I hope you stay just how you are now, and you don't starting acting differently around Wade, or something, like some mods do. :)

Congrats, Seven!

At 6/28/07 03:58 PM, SevenSeize wrote: but I can ban with a big smile on my face too. lol

Cover your ban stick with happy smiley stickers and pictures of puppies!

Damm you Seven.

I put myself out for two years for Newgrounds. I cook and clean and laugh at Stafff's stupid jokes.

And then some new user comes along and suddenly I'm old and boring.

Damm You.

:(

(Don't ban me for this like Sarai would. It's a joke)

Mwa ha ha ha... she is now one of us. I will take her under my wing, and in a weeks time, Funk's reign of Asshole Nazi Mod will PALE in comparison to the reign of terror that Seven will rain down upon you pitiful n00bs!!!

At 6/28/07 12:46 AM, SolInvictus wrote: Godwin's law should be editted to include the mentioning of Bush as well.

It's getting that way isn't it? Except George Bush is used less for discrediting people's views and more for jokes about mental retardation. :)

Congrats to SevenSeeeez.

At 6/28/07 09:40 PM, Proteas wrote: Mwa ha ha ha... she is now one of us. I will take her under my wing, and in a weeks time, Funk's reign of Asshole Nazi Mod will PALE in comparison to the reign of terror that Seven will rain down upon you pitiful n00bs!!!

The Day I become mod will be forever lamented in the annals of Newgrounds Lore.

The Iron Fist of the Cat will fall on Newgrounds.

Gonna paint this wagon,

At 6/28/07 09:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am ready for my training oh wise one. *bows to you*

Okay... I so totally wasn't expecting that.

Uh... cookies?

At 6/28/07 10:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/28/07 10:15 PM, Elfer wrote: Gonna paint this wagon,

Oh, those are looking good! :)

That's just the primer undercoating. The idea is to put on a few coats of black spray paint, then let my friends write/draw on them with a silver sharpie.

One of my friends is a pretty good artist too, so I may get out the old oil paints for her.

At 6/28/07 10:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am having a little trouble with the "destroy user and send them into the abyss" button..... but I think I'm okay....

Go forth and practice your headcracking skills in general forum, grasshopper. There are many n00bs there to vanquish to the dark depths of the mile long ban list.

Yes, I will make cookies! :D

SWEET!!!