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At 6/19/07 06:21 PM, fli wrote:

no--
not naked. Just imagine an Abercrombie catelog-- but, much more artistic and dramatic.

Who's your favorite new kid on the block baby?

At 6/19/07 06:21 PM, fli wrote: no--
not naked. Just imagine an Abercrombie catelog-- but, much more artistic and dramatic.

Uh, ew?

At least, from my point of view. Not a big fan of Abercrombie here.

Speaking of Abercrombie (not really), I'm so friggin' scared about the college process. I just finished my sophomore year with a not half bad GPA (~4.00 is what it is, and last year was ~3.7), but I'm going to be inundated by the college fear-ness.

I have a list of approximately 40 schools:

American U.
Amherst College
Boston College
Boston University
Bowdoin College
Brandeis U.
Brown U.
Claremont McKenna College
Clark University
Colby College
Colgate University
College of William and Mary
Columbia U.
Dartmouth College
Dickinson College
Duke University
Emory U.
George Washington U.
Georgetown U.
Goucher College
Hamilton College
Hampshire College
Haverford College
Kenyon College
Lehigh University
Lewis & Clark College
McGill U.
New York U.
Oberlin College
Princeton U.
Reed College
Swarthmore College
Tufts U.
UMass-Amherst
Union College
University of Chicago
University of Michigan - Ann Arbor
University of Pennsylvania
University of Virginia
Vassar College
Wesleyan University
Williams College

Augh!

... in other news, I got the oil in my car changed, bought a new pair of boots, and got a small raise at work today.

Different things make your day when you're single. ;-)

At 6/19/07 09:27 PM, Proteas wrote: Different things make your day when you're single. ;-)

I woke up today next to my beautiful fiance, made love to her, got up, got dressed, kissed her goodbye and went to work. I worked 12 hours and came home, made love to my fiance again and watched some TV with her.

^_^

At 6/19/07 09:31 PM, Malachy wrote: ^_^

I put a hex on you, may all your condoms break and your girlfriend have octuplets!

*waves hand at screen*

That's right; I know voodoo, motherfucker. That's what you can do with your free time when you're single.

That's another thing I can cross off my list...

100 cool points to anyone who get's the refference.

At 6/19/07 09:53 PM, Proteas wrote: That's right; I know voodoo, motherfucker. That's what you can do with your free time when you're single.

we dont rely solely on condoms, my friend

At 6/19/07 09:56 PM, Malachy wrote: we dont rely solely on condoms, my friend

I'd check her pills then. The last time I did someone that way, they all turned into breathmints.

I'm evil that way. >:-D~

At 6/19/07 09:59 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 6/19/07 09:56 PM, Malachy wrote: we dont rely solely on condoms, my friend

I'd check her pills then. The last time I did someone that way, they all turned into breathmints.

I'm evil that way. >:-D~

she has a nuva ring. i make sure its in...throughout the day

At 6/19/07 10:05 PM, Malachy wrote:

she has a nuva ring. i make sure its in...throughout the day

yeah, that's just a braclet from a vending machine. She didn't mention the doctor was a muscular guy who kept talking about corn?

At 6/19/07 10:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: yeah, that's just a braclet from a vending machine. She didn't mention the doctor was a muscular guy who kept talking about corn?

I pick them up from Planned Parenthood, we've yet to have a scare, though I keep a rusty coathanger next to the bed just in case

At 6/19/07 09:31 PM, Malachy wrote: I woke up today next to my beautiful fiance, made love to her...made love to my fiance again and watched some TV with her.

5,000 cool points to you.

At 6/19/07 10:10 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 6/19/07 10:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: yeah, that's just a braclet from a vending machine. She didn't mention the doctor was a muscular guy who kept talking about corn?

I pick them up from Planned Parenthood, we've yet to have a scare, though I keep a rusty coathanger next to the bed just in case

Ok, plastic shit you get for 50 cents at the grocery store would actually be a step up from what they have at planned parenthood.

Now, now, don't insult them, they're just dissafected Catholics.

Guess my movie reference, I dare ya.

:: No, seriously, guess.

At 6/19/07 10:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, plastic shit you get for 50 cents at the grocery store would actually be a step up from what they have at planned parenthood.

in my experience, i've found what they have works quite well, is free and is run by some very nice people (in my area at least).

At 6/19/07 10:21 PM, Malachy wrote:

in my experience, i've found what they have works quite well, is free and is run by some very nice people (in my area at least).

We will poke a hole through your defence no matter what it means actually poking a hole through. You picked the wrong place to be happy.

At 6/19/07 10:25 PM, stafffighter wrote: We will poke a hole through your defence no matter what it means actually poking a hole through. You picked the wrong place to be happy.

"honey there's some surly computer geeks at the door demanding to poke holes in our condoms...'

"that's nice dear"

At 6/19/07 10:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: The only birth control that is 100% effective, is to not have sex at all.....because ANYTHING can happen......

Stop arguing!!!!!! ^%$%$#$#@$#@%*&^&*(^*&%^%$^%@$$%@#@$#

spam spam spam spam

but what fun is sex if you can't get knocked up and have some disgusting little parasite destroy your body, mind and soul as well as eat all of your tasty food in the process while all the while keeping you from having fun drinking, smoking and riding on motorcycles?

At 6/19/07 10:45 PM, Malachy wrote:
but what fun is sex if you can't get knocked up and have some disgusting little parasite destroy your body, mind and soul as well as eat all of your tasty food in the process while all the while keeping you from having fun drinking, smoking and riding on motorcycles?

Nielists, putting philisophical pretece behind being a selfish bastard since whenever, I don't care.

At 6/19/07 11:24 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Ow. Owowowowow.

I took a bookcart full of books to the Achilles tendon today. Hopefully I didn't screw up my leg.

apparently the portage pads on a 70 pound canoe weren't straight the other day and i did a happy number to my shoulder. its still raw

and now the ring fingers on both my hands are sprained from being an idiot with the kevlar canoes and trying to balance them just at the yoke and not using the gunnels for balence

At 6/19/07 10:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: Nielists, putting philisophical pretece behind being a selfish bastard since whenever, I don't care.

Nihilists. Stafff, I'm surprised at you.

At 6/19/07 08:31 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: I have a list of approximately 40 schools:

Great Scott! Please, please, please cut this down, for your own sake. Not only will you go bankrupt even trying to apply to half of these schools, but the chances are you'll get in to so many that it will make your choice nigh on impossible.

Narrow it down to less than ten. Go visit all of those on the short list. Then apply to no more than six. Four is my recommendation, really, especially if you have a good academic record and high odds of success.

Take this from someone who has both applied/been to college and worked for three years in a university Admissions office.

At 6/19/07 10:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: The only birth control that is 100% effective, is to not have sex at all.....because ANYTHING can happen......

Stop arguing!!!!!! ^%$%$#$#@$#@%*&^&*(^*&%^%$^%@$$%@#@$#

spam spam spam spam

How about wearing condoms?
Oh wait they could break.

At 6/20/07 12:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Yeppers. I agree with Skunky. I applied to 3. I got accepted at all 3 of them and visited two of them before deciding.

I applied to 4 real universities, got into 3 and then went to a community college

i visited all of the campuses except one

At 6/19/07 10:10 PM, Malachy wrote: I pick them up from Planned Parenthood, we've yet to have a scare, though I keep a rusty coathanger next to the bed just in case

speaking of rusty things, i'll be pissed if my stiff jaw is a symptom of tetanus.

At 6/19/07 10:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: The only birth control that is 100% effective, is to not have sex at all.....because ANYTHING can happen......

though there are those random no-sex babies.

At 6/20/07 01:58 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 6/19/07 10:10 PM, Malachy wrote: I pick them up from Planned Parenthood, we've yet to have a scare, though I keep a rusty coathanger next to the bed just in case

speaking of rusty things, i'll be pissed if my stiff jaw is a symptom of tetanus.

i can never remember the date of my most recent tetanus shots, and somehow it never is put into my records at the doctors office. so every time i stab myself with something rusty, i just get the immunization again.

no infected or deep wounds though, stupid jaw.

At 6/19/07 10:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: The only birth control that is 100% effective, is to not have sex at all.....because ANYTHING can happen......

Obviously...
look at Mary.

Le LoL...

Anyways... my room clean. My husband has plans for my aunt when she comes... they may go to Las Vegas while I'm in Acapulco with my cousins. And he's gonna take her to his side of the family too--

And I'm exausted. There's so much stuff to carry... gifts and more gifts. My carry ons are pretty heavy too... lap top. Scanner... and video equipment.

Does anyone know if I can upload nudity on youtube? Cause last year my uncle stole money from my cousin (my 1st cousin-- so it's more messed up because he's, by blood, more related to me.)

And my 2nd cousin recorded him taking a shower... dancing nude. We wanna black male him in a HUGE way. 400 pesos, and I won't load it up on youtube.

It's fucking hilarious when a bunch of guys go on a roadtrip and bring a camcorder...
Anyways... I'm needing to pack more stuff. Okay folks, if I don't write back again it's because I'm like doing stuff...

Take care of yourselves... ciao ciao...

At 6/20/07 05:01 AM, fli wrote: And my 2nd cousin recorded him taking a shower... dancing nude. We wanna black male him in a HUGE way. 400 pesos, and I won't load it up on youtube.

You want to black male him? Are you sure you want to do that?