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At 6/18/07 07:20 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 6/18/07 03:44 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Who are you again? :p

Now that hurts.

So does anal but that doesn't stop you

Someone has got to sig that conversation, it's just too funny not to.

At 6/18/07 07:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:21 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:20 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 6/18/07 03:44 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Who are you again? :p

Now that hurts.

So does anal but that doesn't stop you

How do you know it hurts?

My stock in astroglide paid off again last quarter

At 6/18/07 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:45 PM, stafffighter wrote:

My stock in astroglide paid off again last quarter

Well, share the wealth. I'm outta pepsi. :(

caffine, also essentual for sex

At 6/18/07 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Well, share the wealth. I'm outta pepsi. :(

I owe you one anyway.

also <3 Skunky

At 6/18/07 08:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

nah. There's only two things essential for sex.

condoms and cash?

At 6/18/07 08:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:58 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Well, share the wealth. I'm outta pepsi. :(

caffine, also essentual for sex

nah. There's only two things essential for sex.

At 6/18/07 08:05 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 6/18/07 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Well, share the wealth. I'm outta pepsi. :(

I owe you one anyway.

Hey, yeah you do! Get down here now and feed my caffeine addiction!!!! :D
<3

I can make foamy coffee :D
And now I can play Uno on the piano!!!!!!!!!!

Uno busca lleno de esperanzas
el camino que los sueños
prometieron a sus ansias.
Sabe que la lucha es cruel
y es mucha pero lucha y se desangra
por la fe que lo empecina...
Uno va arrastrándose entre espinas
y en su afán de dar su amor,
sufre y se destroza hasta entender
que uno se ha quedao sin corazón...
Precio de castigo que uno entrega
por un beso que no llega
a un amor que lo engañó...
¡Vacío ya de amar y de llorar
tanta traición!

Si yo tuviera el corazón...
(El corazón que di...)
Si yo pudiera como ayer
querer sin presentir...
Es posible que a tus ojos
que me gritan tu cariño
los cerrara con mis besos...
Sin pensar que eran como esos
otros ojos, los perversos,
los que hundieron mi vivir.
Si yo tuviera el corazón...
(El mismo que perdí...)
Si olvidara a la que ayer
lo destrozó y... pudiera amarte..
me abrazaría a tu ilusión
para llorar tu amor...

Pero, Dios te trajo a mi destino
sin pensar que ya es muy tarde
y no sabré cómo quererte...
Déjame que llore
como aquel que sufre en vida
la tortura de llorar su propia muerte...
Pura como sos, habrías salvado
mi esperanza con tu amor...
Uno está tan solo en su dolor...
Uno está tan ciego en su penar....
Pero un frío cruel
que es peor que el odio
-punto muerto de las almas,
tumba horrenda de mi amor-
maldijo para siempre y me robó...
toda ilusión…

Here's the translation, if anyone's interested :)
Although I can only play it with my right hand, because
a) I fail at music
b)My keyboard fails
:(

At 6/18/07 09:06 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

And stafff, if you'd buy her dinner first, you could eliminate one or both of your above answers......

Either the dinner would cost more orshe'll be bought off so cheap i don't dare forgo a rubber

At 6/18/07 08:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote: nah. There's only two things essential for sex.

Me and you? :D

At 6/18/07 09:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: lol You win the thread.

Awesome! Does that mean I get a trophy?

she offers sex, he thinks trophies. There's everything you have to know about him

At 6/18/07 10:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
I'm offering stickers....lol.....with apples on them....

Are they on your nipples?

At 6/18/07 10:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: she offers sex, he thinks trophies.

Sex = Trophies?

WWFD?

What would Freud diagnose? (besides an oedipal complex)

At 6/18/07 10:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: she offers sex, he thinks trophies. There's everything you have to know about him

I just assumed the trophy giving would be after.

I think that all this erotic behavior in the Lounge is a secret move by Tom Fulp to increase the number of people who visit the site.

At 6/18/07 10:18 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I think that all this erotic behavior in the Lounge is a secret move by Tom Fulp to increase the number of people who visit the site.

Or a bunch of horny middle agers who can't get laid.

One or the other.

At 6/18/07 10:20 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Or a bunch of horny, Hawking-IQ-having teenagers and 20-somethings who are currently getting laid.

Fixed for the greater good of humankind.

At 6/18/07 10:20 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Or a bunch of horny middle agers who can't get laid.

Middle age is like 40, and there aren't really that many 40-somethings here, so I guess it's not working.

Had lunch and cigars with a friend today, and now my hair has that delightful ashtray reek. There's plenty of stuff out there to freshen breath after a smoke, but what about the rest of you? Someone needs to invent something like Febreze or one of those other odor neutralizers, but for your clothes, hair, and body. It would have to be less harsh, dry faster, and have a less sickening scent. According to Cosmo (yeah, once in a while I get girlie and buy a copy) there are already "hair perfumes" you can buy to give your hair a scent boost when you can't wash it (I'm sorry, ew!), but they're just odor maskers, not odor neutralizers.

And, um, yeah, you could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. Like a hot knife through butter. Like a hot knife through body butter.

At 6/18/07 10:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm just talking about stickers.....

Your metaphors are growing in complexity.

At 6/18/07 10:27 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:

At 6/18/07 10:20 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Or a bunch of horny, Hawking-IQ-having teenagers and 20-somethings who are currently getting laid.

Fixed for the greater good of humankind.

hahahaha....

Having hawking's IQ would suck.

I love that american sensibility. How do I negate the affects of my negative behavior without ceasing the behavior itself?

Consumer products: Solving all lifes of problems.

At 6/18/07 11:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: Consumer products: Solving all lifes of problems.

I thought that was the function of drugs.
Or Computers.

At 6/18/07 11:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: Consumer products: Solving all lifes of problems.

lifting equipment rather than going out and cutting down trees or doing construction for a living....?

I'm so hyped right now...
Can't sleep. Want to go to Acapulco now. Want to see Mexico City...

i've basically disinfected my room. My aunt will be coming here (when I'm over there...) And--

I'm embarassed. She can magnifiy the horror of a dust particle 10 times more than you and I can feel...

I even vacuumed the bed. My books are perfectly organized.
All that is left is to hide anything that my aunt could find objectionable... like my book of homoerotic pictures of the 80s... And she's never liked "La Nina Blanca" (euphemism of a made up saint that's dressed in red or black robes... and she's a skeleton. Mixture of Catholic and Pagan traditions... She thinks it's positively Satanic to show those skeleton thingies...)

I have th chuck them out for a while...

Anyways--

Book of 1980s homoerotic pictures?

I'm gonna take a wild guess: Big hair, fluffy sleeves, velvet and naked men?

Lolz @ teh 80z lawl

Why this thread becames so sexually explicit?
Cabrera wons trhe US open...
The wuestion is... Who cares?

I care!

At 6/19/07 02:49 PM, Piromano wrote: Why this thread becames so sexually explicit?
Cabrera wons trhe US open...
The wuestion is... Who cares?

I care!

There is something wrong with your keyboard, lol :)
Yeah, I can never make fun of Americans with sport, because they like sports I am completely indifferent to.

At 6/19/07 02:49 PM, Piromano wrote: Why this thread becames so sexually explicit?

Because I said so, if you don't like sexually explicit threads then you can GET OUT!!!

Lol at South Park

We are making the longest flag ever, so far it's 13 km long. (13/1.6 = 8.125 miles)
yay for free time!!!!

At 6/19/07 12:30 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: Book of 1980s homoerotic pictures?

I'm gonna take a wild guess: Big hair, fluffy sleeves, velvet and naked men?

Lolz @ teh 80z lawl

no--
not naked. Just imagine an Abercrombie catelog-- but, much more artistic and dramatic.