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At 6/9/07 11:43 PM, SolInvictus wrote: damn, i pissed away my 3,000th post in the "why communism will prevail" thread.

I was awaiting from the approach at 2998 I believe.

At 6/9/07 11:43 PM, SolInvictus wrote: damn, i pissed away my 3,000th post in the "why communism will prevail" thread.

the only post i didn't piss away was my 10,000th in which case I made a topic blubbering about friends and such.

At 6/9/07 11:43 PM, SolInvictus wrote: damn, i pissed away my 3,000th post in the "why communism will prevail" thread.

It pains me to not go through all these "why" topics and give the one true answer "Because you're a hormonal assfuck looking for anything to rebel against."

and i was hoping to do something but i wasn't paying attention.

well for the rest of the night my comments come with pictures, they are not directed at anyone.

if my friend ever sees this, i die.

At 6/9/07 11:53 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 6/9/07 11:43 PM, SolInvictus wrote: damn, i pissed away my 3,000th post in the "why communism will prevail" thread.

the only post i didn't piss away was my 10,000th in which case I made a topic blubbering about friends and such.

linky?

At 6/9/07 11:41 PM, Malachy wrote: around my parts the only thing you have to worry about is bears...and that's easy to take care of, make sure you can run faster than at least one of your friends.

Crap, I don't run very fast... hey, that's why you have been friendly with me, hasn't it?!

At 6/9/07 11:55 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

if my friend ever sees this, i die.

I feel like punching you already ;)

At 6/9/07 11:21 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 6/9/07 10:44 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: You can put in the lat/long of your locality and recieve a map of the effects of a nuke. Cool, huh?

*Looks for Sao Paulo*
>:)

You know, that's a ridiculous and unfounded Brazilophobia you've got there. You're not a rational racist.
At least us NORMAL people hate on the jews because they're so stealthy and hide bags of gold inside their caves. See? That's perfectly rational.
You, on the other hand, hate Brazilians because their girls have nicer butts.

And their star football players don't snort coke

I was just thinking, in a few years there's going to be no need for the official Bush topic, and they'll need to make a new one for some democrat.

At 6/9/07 11:55 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

if my friend ever sees this, i die.

Oh. God--

Fab-you-lous.
*snap, snap, snap*

I'm so tired...
I had a 20 hour work day today--
photos, photos, and more photos...

But, I've brought in enough money to leave in my mind the possibility of opening a 1000 dollar trust fund to my godson Emerson in Mexico.

That would definately help him out in a huge way once he's old enough and may think of attending higer education. (who knows.. that side of the family don't really want to study. Nonetheless, it may be good for him if he wanted to start a business or something... important.)

Anyways...
Who would have known that hummingbirds could lead to chaos... (Anyways, plus 10 cool points for Zen for that best witty gay joke. Ever.)

At 6/9/07 08:18 PM, Malachy wrote: i've never experienced a tornado...

According to The Daily Mail, we get them all the time because the dirty immigrants brought them with them from Eastern Europe. Well, that covers the 20-second long tornado in a London street last year, and all the other ones we've had. Three this decade or something...

At 6/10/07 01:43 AM, Empanado wrote: You, on the other hand, hate Brazilians because their girls have nicer butts.

Not really, I don't like Brazilian girls that much. It's about the whole biggest economy in South America thing.

And their star football players don't snort coke

But they rape kids.

At 6/10/07 06:32 AM, SevenSeize wrote: WHY AM I STILL SICK? WHY CANT I EVER NOT BE SICK?????@#$!$%#^%$#&^%$*&%*&%$#@$!##@!$%^&%*
&^^%$#@#$^&(*&

God and the devil made a bet on whether you would stop being happy all the time, and now the devil has won. Shame on you! >:(

Apparently, the same bet was done but with my mother, God is winning so far, despite the swelling, headaches, blood analysis, strong meds, and throwing up.

I just tripped and banged my left knee (which is the bad one that bothers me before a rainstorm) against the table at work. Not just tapped it, but seriously holy-shit-why thumped it on a rather unyielding piece of wood.

I lay on the floor for a few minutes, wondering if I had died.

About an hour later, it still hurts, but it's at least receded from seeing stars.

Why is it always the bad knee that I hurt? Why can't I bump my other one, the one that can take it?

Ow.

At 6/10/07 02:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Would you like one of my Percocets?

No thanks, I like to keep a clear head.

But the offer is much appreciated :)

i hope you iced it.

damn you automatic first aid response!

At 6/10/07 03:01 PM, SolInvictus wrote: i hope you iced it.

No real way to do that here at work, but I took an ibuprofen and I've been trying to keep it moving.

In other news: a few of you know that I've been cheating on NG with the forums over at Something Awful. Can I just say, it's really nice to be in a forum that requires proper capitalization in its posts? Reading the horrible thread titles here makes me want to cry. I mean, I'm glad the NG mods aren't Nazis like the SA folks, but I find it really difficult to take someone's political argument seriously if they can't even properly capitalize their post.

But I like it here, and I won't be abandoning you all for my new forum. Sometimes it's nice to be allowed to post in l33t without getting probated.

At 6/10/07 02:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/10/07 12:11 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: God and the devil made a bet on whether you would stop being happy all the time, and now the devil has won. Shame on you! >:(

Nah, I am happy. It just sucks being sick.

Ok then, God is winning :D

btw Brazil rocks

:'(

At 6/10/07 03:15 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I find it really difficult to take someone's political argument seriously if they can't even properly capitalize their post.

I had a discussion with a friend, whether I could take a writer who does not use proper grammar seriously. That writer was my friend :)

My neice got me a jack sparrow hat. she rocks

At 6/10/07 03:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/10/07 03:23 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

btw Brazil rocks

'(

D

Der-Lowe, your tears are delicious!

At 6/10/07 03:24 PM, stafffighter wrote: My neice got me a jack sparrow hat. she rocks

pics? :)

I was thinking the exact same thing :)

At 6/10/07 03:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/10/07 03:35 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Der-Lowe, your tears are delicious!

Why do you hate Brazil so much? Really???

Didn't you notice the Argentinianness inherant in Der-Lowe?

At 6/10/07 03:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/10/07 03:35 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Der-Lowe, your tears are delicious!

Why do you hate Brazil so much? Really???

Regional rivalry, and some inferiority complex as well.

At 6/10/07 03:40 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: Argentinianness

That word exists in Spanish, and was invented by Argentinians, of course.
Borges said that it was another result of the Argentinian ego.

At 6/10/07 03:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/10/07 03:24 PM, stafffighter wrote: My neice got me a jack sparrow hat. she rocks

pics? :)

No

Why is everybody sick?!?!

At 6/10/07 04:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas,

I just read your latest blog and I cannot stop laughing....lol

I <3 your mom. ha ha ha

My mom said that talk was largely based on personal experience... she grew up watching her sisters and friends jerking guys around that way, and thought it was best to "let me in on the truth" about women and sex before I got myself into deep shit.

It worked.

But yeah, my mom has kind of mellowed out in the past few years. My brother went and got himself pierced last month, and inked this past week, and my mother didn't even bat an eye.

But she'll get onto me for enjoying a vodka lemonade every now and then...

I was homeschooled in first, second, and eigth grade btw. rock! :D

Sweet. :-D

San Lorenzo is the new champion of the Argentinian league.
:(
Luckily, I saw this coming two weeks ago, so yay for having no hope!

fuck, my paintball marker has decided to quit on me a week before a big fucking game. the problem with it doesnt make any sense.

Paintball is quite fun, I must say. Still, I would, or should I say should, have (the couple of times I've played) worn some sort of protective gear. See, I had this chronic problem of rarely getting a paintball to burst on me when I get hit.

ah the fun of the more painful, non-bursting paintballs.
good news, it seems fixed, the problem still doesn't make sense but whatever.
the only protection i wear are for my hands (and head obviously).

You don't wear a cup?

I wear a cup when I fence, let alone when I'm shooting balls of paint at other people.

If I had $$$ and played paintball regularly, I would spring for a suit of this and a helmet for wearing with the mask.

At 6/10/07 09:18 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Paintballs don't explode when they hit me either. I just wind up being covered in bruises. :(

So....

Any jokes about bruising and balls filled with liquids that I want to make then.