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At 4/20/07 01:26 AM, Imperator wrote: Oddly enough, I never really use a lot of complex grammar or words when I write, but my profs are constantly praising my work.

Simplicity is a virtue.

Also, I'm gunna guess the last guy, just at random.

At 4/20/07 02:43 PM, Politics wrote: Simplicity is a virtue.

oh man, you can't stress that enough! i have such a hard time actually getting a concise point across in my writing. and i despise drawn out writings so very much!

i dont understand how some authors can write entire books without feeling wordy, i could never do that, i feel like my short stories are wordy after two pages. and then you get those paid by the word writers from the 1900s and i want to shoot myself, an essay of only a medium size will make me want to go on some type of violent rampage.

At 4/20/07 11:35 AM, RedSkunk wrote: Get bent. Fallon and Fey were the best weekend update. Well, when Fallon left and the blonde replaced him, that was (is? Who the hells does it now?) a good pair too. That one guy before was a total prick who was absolutely, unequivocally not funny.

fey was great, i loved her! but falen would laugh before the damned headlines, and they weren't even funny ones half the time, he gave me a false sense of upcoming funny!

I just got a huge chunk cut out of my face.

Maybe it's cancer. Maybe it's not. Either way, I've got follow up on wednesday, AND I'll probably be having surgery again soon.

I LOVE HELLO KITTY.

At 4/19/07 10:14 PM, TheShrike wrote: Who was wearing it?

Crue.

At 4/20/07 03:37 PM, Malachy wrote:

fey was great, i loved her! but falen would laugh before the damned headlines, and they weren't even funny ones half the time, he gave me a false sense of upcoming funny!

Welcome to weekend update. I'm miss condesending monotone.

And I'm mr. too handsome to know how to read.

Why can't things (and by things I mean comic books) just be on time?

At 4/20/07 04:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I just got a huge chunk cut out of my face.

Maybe it's cancer. Maybe it's not. Either way, I've got follow up on wednesday, AND I'll probably be having surgery again soon.

I LOVE HELLO KITTY.

wow funk, you're getting me all worried about you man

Good luck!

i guess a guy i know may have pancreatic cancer, he had a cat scan and tests for it a week or two ago, and i havn't heard from hin since...

Oh noes!

o_O

At 4/20/07 05:17 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Why can't things (and by things I mean comic books) just be on time?

Because they let artists do whatever the hell they want and the publishers have a million excuses as to why they should be doing that.

At 4/20/07 05:17 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Why can't things (and by things I mean comic books) just be on time?

Which comic book are you speaking about?

Yeah-- I know.
It was the same thing for FFVII: Advent Children.
And the 5th Harry Potter book.

Although, I did get to see Advent Children before it came out on DVD because my friend had the Japanese version.

I don't like the dubbing of that... not at all. Everything sounded so fake. But the original Japanese voices: beautiful.

At 4/20/07 06:41 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 4/20/07 05:17 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Why can't things (and by things I mean comic books) just be on time?

Because they let artists do whatever the hell they want and the publishers have a million excuses as to why they should be doing that.

Well you need to pack a lot of art into Justice so people won't see the characters are wooden and the stories are shit

The comic book adaptation of the unpublished Stephen Colbert masterwork Alpha Squad Seven: Lady Nocturne - A Tek Jansen Adventure is several weeks overdue. ONI promised me Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen of Alpha Squad 7 in March!

At 4/20/07 07:31 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: The comic book adaptation of the unpublished Stephen Colbert masterwork Alpha Squad Seven: Lady Nocturne - A Tek Jansen Adventure is several weeks overdue. ONI promised me Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen of Alpha Squad 7 in March!

and jesus promised he'd come back for us.

At 4/20/07 07:04 PM, fli wrote: And the 5th Harry Potter book.

The 7th book is coming out in 100 days or so, isn't it?

At 4/20/07 09:02 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 4/20/07 07:04 PM, fli wrote: And the 5th Harry Potter book.

The 7th book is coming out in 100 days or so, isn't it?

I aint counting... I'm an avid fan, but damm... People are ready to spooge.

BTW, I trust Snape...

Um.. quick question; Can mods intervene if a user steals another user's sig?

At 4/20/07 09:09 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Um.. quick question; Can mods intervene if a user steals another user's sig?

no

At 4/20/07 09:09 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Um.. quick question; Can mods intervene if a user steals another user's sig?

No, since it is just a picture, taking such action would kinda be pointless. Signature really have no Copyright value at all..

At 4/20/07 09:09 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Um.. quick question; Can mods intervene if a user steals another user's sig?

Haha, you finally noticed that ohnoesanoob is using your sig pic? For a while I thought he was your alt or something . . . .

Whoa, sorry, didn't realize that the first one posted . . . my bad!

Ah, damn, there's 3 of my replies used up . . . I make a motion that that rule be changed for this thread if possible.

My bedroom smells like stale socks, yet I can't locate the source. What should I do?

See you in 30 minutes, lul, QUADRUPLE POST!

At 4/20/07 09:38 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Ah, damn, there's 3 of my replies used up . . . I make a motion that that rule be changed for this thread if possible.

They can't just selectively change it for one thread, as far as I know. It's a mechanism programmed into the forum.

At 4/20/07 09:49 PM, reviewer-general wrote: My bedroom smells like stale socks, yet I can't locate the source. What should I do?

See you in 30 minutes, lul, QUADRUPLE POST!

Open a window and let the place air out for a while. That's what I do if it get's too stale in my room.

And comics are never released on time because Professor Steve Hawking said it was a physical impossibility. If it ever happened, a black hole would open and we'd all be FUCKED, you wouldn't want that now would you?

At 4/20/07 05:31 PM, Malachy wrote:

I LOVE HELLO KITTY.

wow funk, you're getting me all worried about you man

Good luck!

I'm feeling a little better now. I'm all blown out on oxycontin. WOOHOO! Well, that and I think my scab's finally formed up. I spit up a CRAPLOAD of blood earlier, but I think that part's over. No pot for me on 420, AND I missed Carl's kegger. BOO. But look at the brightside......

My doctor called me at 8:00 at night asking if I had any sensation in my face anymore, because he was afraid he'd damaged a nerve to my lip.

i guess a guy i know may have pancreatic cancer, he had a cat scan and tests for it a week or two ago, and i havn't heard from hin since...

Yeah, Kat had cervical cancer about 3 years ago, but she seems to be doing fine. I doubt she did her follow up, though. Poor girl. I've got to let her drink my blood one of these days. I WAS going to do it tonight, but the whole surgery thing....... Wait... lemme get a pic....

At 4/20/07 09:34 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 4/20/07 09:09 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Um.. quick question; Can mods intervene if a user steals another user's sig?

Haha, you finally noticed that ohnoesanoob is using your sig pic? For a while I thought he was your alt or something . . . .

No, I allowed ohnoesanoob to use my older sig because he asked me nicely, and especially because ohnoesanoob isn't a racist, ignorant moron.

The user named "Dante-Son-Of-Sparda " just stole it without asking. I asked him nicely (seriously, I even said please) to change it quite a few times. I let it slide but then I saw some of the things he says so I decided he really didn't deserve to have it. So I tried to make my point more sternly, and now he just tells me to fuck off when I bring it up.

At 4/20/07 10:13 PM, Proteas wrote: Open a window and let the place air out for a while. That's what I do if it get's too stale in my room.

Yeah, I did that, but the smell seem localized by the computer. So either I lost a sock under there (God forbid) or it's my own feet. Which is possible, since I was running around in the sun playing tennis without socks under my sneakers. And those are the ones I use for gym class (wow, another opportunity to embarass myself because of physical activities =) ), so they aren't exactly fresh. =)

Fuck, I'll just shower tnrw morning. Well, afternoon, because I'm gonna be up half the night since it's the WEEKEND! Thank Christ, it's been quite a week. Had a fucking English test today on "Of Mice and Men", and I don't agree with my teacher on specifics of the story. I'll post my essay later, I wanna see how bad it is in hindsight, altho it sounded okay when I was writing it. Also, Geometry. Not that bad actually, lotsa formulas in this chapter. Made much more interesting by my friends inability to stay awake. So I amused myself by smacking him with a ruler every time his head drooped. Needless to say he became quite agitated.

Fuck, just got bit by a mosquito which means THEY ARE HERE!!!! Fuck. That makes jet-skiing REALLY fun, especially when the lake gets stagnant.

My mind's really wandering and I don't know why. Listening to Nirvana. It's really awesome. Speaking of which, many compliments to pox on his "500 Best Songs Ever". I'm probably gonna end up downloading most of them.

So, yeah . . . .

At 4/20/07 09:04 PM, fli wrote:

BTW, I trust Snape...

Why????????????

!

At 4/20/07 10:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

My doctor called me at 8:00 at night asking if I had any sensation in my face anymore, because he was afraid he'd damaged a nerve to my lip.

"oh, by the way..."

nice doctor.

i really hope you're alright man!

i guess a guy i know may have pancreatic cancer, he had a cat scan and tests for it a week or two ago, and i havn't heard from hin since...

Yeah, Kat had cervical cancer about 3 years ago, but she seems to be doing fine. I doubt she did her follow up, though. Poor girl. I've got to let her drink my blood one of these days. I WAS going to do it tonight, but the whole surgery thing....... Wait... lemme get a pic....

cervical cancer has a bad habit of popping back up, but luckily its easily treatable and often doesnt kill, just is annoying. the guy i know had all the signs of late pancreatic cancer, so his chances aren't good if he has it...

btw, my fiance used to be quite the crazy goth girl (like your kat there...actually, we had this former roommate, used to be just as gothy, twice as crazy though, who was all into the S&M stuff) but back to my woman, she's used to be really into S&M and cutting and suchlike

in fact we play once in a while, luckily she's switch because i have no clue what the fuck i'm doing with that crap! though we do have straps on the bedd (no, not leather, just soft stuff with velcro, not that strong).

we've cut eachother's chests and lick each other's blood before as well. dripping candle wax, ice cubes. clawing, dirty talk...oh man, she's a sex fiend ^_^

erm.. well, yeah, just saying, you can get the makeup and the black clothes away from the crazy goth girl, but you can't get it totally out of her.

At 4/20/07 10:55 PM, Malachy wrote: we've cut eachother's chests and lick each other's blood before as well. dripping candle wax, ice cubes. clawing, dirty talk...oh man, she's a sex fiend ^_^

Betweeb you and me, most of those things aren't exactly what I'd considered turn-ons. But that's just me. =)

Also, I've decided to sign every post with a semicolon. *air of finality*

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At 4/20/07 11:00 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 4/20/07 10:55 PM, Malachy wrote: we've cut eachother's chests and lick each other's blood before as well. dripping candle wax, ice cubes. clawing, dirty talk...oh man, she's a sex fiend ^_^

Betweeb you and me, most of those things aren't exactly what I'd considered turn-ons. But that's just me. =)

really? because when i was 14, seeing cleavage was well enough for me.

but either way, it gets the job done, and keeps us from getting bored.