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At 4/17/07 02:32 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 4/17/07 02:27 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Satan, motherfuckin Morning Star.

what the hell?

Only two people knock at the dragon's keep.

M*A*S*H kicks so much ass.

Great show. I loved watching it when I was younger, trying to play along on the piano to the opening tune. Greatest theme music ever.

At 4/17/07 02:35 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 4/17/07 02:32 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 4/17/07 02:27 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Satan, motherfuckin Morning Star.

what the hell?

Only two people knock at the dragon's keep.

MEANING, perhaps, that dinner sometimes delivers itself.

I would not have conjured that Ode to Evil had I not valued that picture enough to post about it tearing after removing it from the scanner.

You be the judge.

*casts out the evil*

Anyone for some chess, spades, euchre? -LazyDrunk- @ pogo.com

It's free if you don't have an account.

At 4/17/07 01:31 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: (animated gif...)

Oh god... when is it gonna end?

At 4/17/07 02:53 AM, fli wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:31 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: (animated gif...)

Oh god... when is it gonna end?

As soon as Islam converts to Televangelism.

I own this page in Lounge History.

Give homage to my greatness, and many blessings shall spill forth.

At 4/17/07 03:05 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Give homage to my greatness, and many blessings shall spill forth.

Click-clack, another morning, I'm back,
Pupils yawn, long-drawn an' gone,
Stoic stare, barely there but rollin' on.
Ain't the pass, the ticket, this grass,
Part potpourri mix, where salvia trips,
He licks the sixth sixty-sixth sixty-six.

He don't Be, Lucifer's First Firstborn;
He don't scorn, mourn, the turn torn.
Passin' over the coast, the Host
Lifted the ghosts, mostly, below me.
Last train home He roams, lonely,
The stolen Holy, growin' lowly, slowly.

Foolish lies he told, boldly, coldly,
Made gold, ten fold an' sold three.
Neu-romancin', stirring graves dancin',
Four seasons, Legion, alive an' breathin'.
Heathen, hold the Jester's jar,
For your father, Satan, Morning Star.

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feedbackplz

*lounges*

This place is a pig sty. I didn't buy that French maid uniform for you just for the hell of it, Proteas.

At 4/17/07 03:05 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: I own this page in Lounge History.

As soon as the crack wears off you'll be eating those words.

At 4/17/07 01:26 PM, Grammer wrote: Sorry, did I forget my sarcasm tag?

I knew you were being sarcastic, that's why I said to stop being an asshole.

Then again, I was kind of pissed off last night. Sorry about that, folks.

At 4/16/07 11:51 PM, Politics wrote: What exactly is a bachelor of music degree good for, anyways? It's on this uni application I'm doing, and I can't think of any real, practical application for it that you couldn't do without it.

Depends on what area of emphasis your degree is. If it's for performing, then you would be able to teach music, compose, perform (which if you can get a job as a studio musician REALLY pays well), that sort of thing. My brother went for a two year music degree with an audio engineering emphasis, and he can run sound boards, run live sound, operate a recording studio, that sort of thing.

I'm going for a music degree with a business emphasis, though, which would be in charge of the behind-the-scenes work at your average record label/recording company. I really wish I would have gone for the performing or engineering emphasis though. :-\

At 4/17/07 01:01 PM, RedSkunk wrote: This place is a pig sty. I didn't buy that French maid uniform for you just for the hell of it, Proteas.

... you asshole, I gave that to SevenSeize last week! NOW SHE KNOWS I REGIFTED HER!!!

At 4/17/07 01:26 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:02 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:00 AM, Grammer wrote:

Psychology, I want to be a body language specialist. I think that needs some sort of experience in Psychology, amirite?

What careers are there in the body language field?

I haven't heard much about it.

At 4/17/07 03:07 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I haven't heard much about it.

the only use i can think of, beside being on CSI: Miami, is to finally understand all of the fucking "signs" women give! fucking hell they expect us to understand every little movement as meaning something elaborate.

At 4/17/07 03:16 PM, Malachy wrote: the only use i can think of, beside being on CSI: Miami, is to finally understand all of the fucking "signs" women give! fucking hell they expect us to understand every little movement as meaning something elaborate.

The problem there is, every woman's signs are different.

It kind of sucks.

At 4/16/07 10:31 PM, Malachy wrote: Penis.

I so own this forum.

At 4/17/07 12:45 AM, SolInvictus wrote: drugs?

The first two are obviously a magical forest of shrooms (a la "Rolling Kansas"), and the last one is the effects. Nice. :D

At 4/17/07 12:51 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Shroomy

Isn't it, though?

Dormir contigo es estar solo dos veces,
es la soledad al cuadrado.
Todos los sábados son martes y trece,
todo el año llueve sobre mojado.
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla,
cada cual por su lado.
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla,
llueve sobre mojado.

Bad weather continues!
Luckily, temperature is expected to go down due to the rain, making humidity a little more bearable.

Me and my buds found a water beetle out on the school track. It was humungous (sp?). And apparently girls won't like you any more if you put it on them when they're not looking. Not that I did it, of course.

And guys, NEVER (and I really mean never) put Icy-Hot cream on your, um . . . cujones. The pain is unbelievable! I almost cried, I swear to god.

At 4/17/07 06:36 PM, reviewer-general wrote: And guys, NEVER (and I really mean never) put Icy-Hot cream on your, um . . . cujones. The pain is unbelievable! I almost cried, I swear to god.

reminds me of when some douchebag counselor at camp decided to put bengay on his balls. and like three kids followed suit and they wouldent tell the camp nurse what they had done to themselves because she was female

At 4/17/07 05:09 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/16/07 10:31 PM, Malachy wrote: Penis.

I so own this forum.

we miss you shrikey.

At 4/17/07 04:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I noticed the arms were a bit stretched out, so I figured you had been wearing it anyway.

It's okay. :)

Wasn't me. I think it came that way... then again, the package was already open when I got it.

*eyes redskunk*

What about the feather duster?

... on second thought, I don't even want to think about where THAT thing has been. Burn it.

At 4/17/07 06:36 PM, reviewer-general wrote: And guys, NEVER (and I really mean never) put Icy-Hot cream on your, um . . . cujones. The pain is unbelievable! I almost cried, I swear to god.

And similarly, never put mint toothpaste down there. Not in large quantities at least, a little dab will do wonders... and the mint tingly clean feeling afterwards is nice indeed.

I just had to reconstruct this sig, it's inability to blend in with the background offended mine eyes.

Weather alerts that it's still raining every 10 minutes offend mine ears. so here's a pictue of baby monkeys hugging

At 4/17/07 02:17 PM, Proteas wrote: I really wish I would have gone for the performing or engineering emphasis though. :-\

Ah, I can see stuff like sound engineering and business, but I would chalk the whole teaching-and-playing-music thing to be perfectly doable without a 3 or 4 year uni degree for it.

At 4/17/07 01:01 PM, RedSkunk wrote: This place is a pig sty. I didn't buy that French maid uniform for you just for the hell of it, Proteas.

You bought it for the 2-for-1 deal. CONFESS.

At 4/17/07 07:31 PM, Proteas wrote: I just had to reconstruct this sig, it's inability to blend in with the background offended mine eyes.

since it offends thee, i may as well just keep it. i am unable to make it blend simply because i only have MS paint on this computer. how i hate you MS paint. i wants me photoshop :(

either way, thanks man! i'll use it

At 4/17/07 07:03 PM, Malachy wrote: reminds me of when some douchebag counselor at camp decided to put bengay on his balls. and like three kids followed suit and they wouldent tell the camp nurse what they had done to themselves because she was female

Oh my god, that's rich . . . . :D XD

Wow, I just realized that XD could be either someone closing their eyes and laughing hard, or some little punk-like guy yelling. Anyone notice this?? Or am I losing my mind??

Also, Jimmy Fallon is fucking awesome . . .

25 years I'll be 30 years old
I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll
This troll That I got for Christmas
And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair
I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there
And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute
But when I come back around my troll's not there
And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone"
And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
I say hey, My Troll is gone..

Sha la la la la la ya
Woah ho Yeah
Got this this doll he's a friend of mine
He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll
We go out for a walk some times
And we take a walk
We take a walk, Yeah
Mr. Troll and me,
Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
And we get lost sometimes
But we don't know how it's a sold out show..
And we're
Sha la la la la la la la la la
Mr. Troll and me,
Gonna be a Big Star

I say I went to a toy store
Got a Troll for my kid
I fell asleep and they locked me in
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Because here I have been shopping for a long long time
Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time
Open up this toy store and let me out
Little Baby!

Hell yes.

At 4/17/07 07:56 PM, reviewer-general wrote:
Also, Jimmy Fallon is fucking awesome . . .

*BITCH SLAP* No. No. Fucking no. That man is a symbol of everything saturday night live has become in the last ten years and after 9/11 it'll never be cancelled

At 4/17/07 08:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/17/07 07:56 PM, reviewer-general wrote:
Also, Jimmy Fallon is fucking awesome . . .

*BITCH SLAP* No. No. Fucking no. That man is a symbol of everything saturday night live has become in the last ten years and after 9/11 it'll never be cancelled

he could never keep from laughing during skits! its only funny if it happens like one in every ten shows or in a really funny skit! not in every single shitty one you're in!

At 4/17/07 08:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/17/07 07:56 PM, reviewer-general wrote:
Also, Jimmy Fallon is fucking awesome . . .

*BITCH SLAP* No. No. Fucking no. That man is a symbol of everything saturday night live has become in the last ten years and after 9/11 it'll never be cancelled

Actually I think SNL is the stupidest fucking show ever, and I have only watched maybe 10 minutes of an episode. I don't know Jimmy Fallon from there, so it makes no difference to me.

MAD TV all the way . . . .

OK< I was just listening to Steady as She Goes by the Raconteurs, and I was wondering if the song actually has any meaning. I mean, they sing two lines and go to the "steady as she goes" thing. What's the deal with this?

Whoa, Ramones just came on, this is an upgrade . . .

At 4/17/07 08:21 PM, Malachy wrote:

he could never keep from laughing during skits! its only funny if it happens like one in every ten shows or in a really funny skit! not in every single shitty one you're in!

You think they gave him a skit series (boston kids) where the guy knew he was being filmed just because it was a mildly funny idea?

At 4/17/07 08:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: You think they gave him a skit series (boston kids) where the guy knew he was being filmed just because it was a mildly funny idea?

yes, by why oh why god did they let him do weekend update?!