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what the hell is with the fucking pet names?! bah, every other new post to seven or from seven is "dear" "honey" "sexmuffin" ermm

either way, my mother started pestering me through high school as to why i didn't have any social life or a girlfriend. so the rare times i did have a hickie, i wore it with pride so my mom would stop insinuating that i'm either A. Gay B. bi curious or C. Asexual

At 4/9/07 11:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I say "dear" to damn near everyone..... I will not say it to you, just because you requested.

i know you do, but now you're spreading the niceness. it's not right.

Who said sexmuffin? I overlooked that one.....

i dont think anyone did. but its a pet name my fiance and i have for each other. ^_^

At 4/9/07 11:49 PM, Malachy wrote: what the hell is with the fucking pet names?! bah, every other new post to seven or from seven is "dear" "honey" "sexmuffin" ermm

Not getting any?

At 4/9/07 11:49 PM, Malachy wrote: what the hell is with the fucking pet names?! bah, every other new post to seven or from seven is "dear" "honey" "sexmuffin" ermm

I think it's a Southern thing. I rarely refer to my friends by their names.

At 4/10/07 12:01 AM, stafffighter wrote: Not getting any?

she was grouchy with me this morning! i didn't know she had to be to work at 7:30, if she told me i would have set my alarm for an earlier time, instead two minutes before my alarm went off i was awaken by the wonderful sounds of
"MALACHY, GET UP!!! WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO BE TO WORK!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOU! WAKE UP!

>.<

At 4/9/07 04:27 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: What is the connection between the Easter Bunny and Jesus.

Do you know the secret of Easter.

The Easter Bunny is actually the roman soldier who imprisoned Jesus. He was condemned by God to eternally wander the Earth as a rabbit, repeating the same infamous deed: Stealing somebody's children and delivering them to certain death. That's why he keeps stealing eggs from unsuspecting birds and leaves them at the hands of hungry, homicidal kids.

At 4/10/07 12:13 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/10/07 12:07 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I think it's a Southern thing. I rarely refer to my friends by their names.

That's totally it. I call just about everyone "dear" or "hun".....It just isn't condescending around here, or a showing of love, we do it with everyone!!!!!!

at work i can't remember a kid's name worth crap so they all become "bud" or "hun" depending on gender. a friend of mine used to call all of the younger oens 'babe' but for some reason one of the supervisers thought that wasn't appropriate. she meant it as the kid was a babe like baby, not babe as in hot female sex object.

She's not a morning person. Ask for it before bed......

personally i dont think waking up early is at all a good enough reason to get snappy.

At 4/10/07 12:08 AM, Malachy wrote:
"MALACHY, GET UP!!! WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO BE TO WORK!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOU! WAKE UP!

>.<

Are you her ride or does she just insanly insist you get up at the same time?

At 4/10/07 12:37 AM, stafffighter wrote: Are you her ride or does she just insanly insist you get up at the same time

we only have one car at the moment on account of my car shitting the bed and dying on us a few months ago. and than the house took a dump in march and an ice chunk took out her back window and did like $4,000 worth of damage to the trunk, side panel, window and rear dash thingy. so it's in the shop right now. we're borrowing her dad's truck and we were borrowing my dad's van (ironic; she has a hybrid).

so to make things easier for all of us, she changed to morning shifts for this week, but i assumed it was 8-4 every day, because i work 8-4.

though some days she does make me get up with her, like when she has a morning class. none of my classes start until 1pm at the latest, she just keeps saying i need to keep a schedule since i work mornings on the weekends and i'm like "i deal with being tired ONE day out of 7...i'm okay with that"

At 4/10/07 01:27 AM, Malachy wrote:

though some days she does make me get up with her, like when she has a morning class. none of my classes start until 1pm at the latest, she just keeps saying i need to keep a schedule since i work mornings on the weekends and i'm like "i deal with being tired ONE day out of 7...i'm okay with that"

That story is almost worth sleeping alone always

At 4/10/07 01:47 AM, stafffighter wrote: That story is almost worth sleeping alone always

yes well, heres another reason: the woman finds it fun to steamroll me at night.

"baby, come closer. i want to fall asleep together"
*gets closer and holds her*
'goodnight"
"goodnight"
*is steamrolled at 2am*
*is steamrolled again at 3am*
*gives up and moves to own side of bed*
"honey, why are you so far away?"
>.<

At 4/10/07 02:14 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I cannot fall asleep with someone holding on to me....I know it's sweet and they do it in the movies, and there is nothing wrong with cuddling....

But I need my side of the bed....and a fluffy pillow.....

i hope i dont give too horrible of a mental image. but when one sleeps naked with another, you just get really sweaty and sticky laying next to eachother. i mean, pressing up close is cute while watching TV or just before falling asleep, but it's not practical, you wind up overheating and generally not sleeping at all.

we have a queen size memory foam bed (in fact, it's so comfortable we stayed at a 4 diamond hotel that we both worked at at the time, and we left after using the hot-tub in the room because the bed was uncomfortable). and we have memory foam pillows. mine is really stiff and kind of sucks, hers is a cheapo- ultra fluffy feeling memory foam, and i steal it every chance i get

My wife likes to lay on my arm and then I can't get away and then my arm falls asleep and I try very gently to pull it out from under her but I can't feel because it's asleep and I go too hard and then she rolls off the bed and bumps her head and then I get yelled at and end up on Newgrounds at 11pm.

There probably should have been more punctuation in that...

At 4/10/07 02:47 AM, BeFell wrote: My wife likes to lay on my arm and then I can't get away and then my arm falls asleep and I try very gently to pull it out from under her but I can't feel because it's asleep and I go too hard and then she rolls off the bed and bumps her head and then I get yelled at and end up on Newgrounds at 11pm.

There probably should have been more punctuation in that...

You're proving every sitcom joke about marrage aren't you buddy?
I want you to know that when i saw on the news about a mormon being brought up for bigomy charges I thought of you.

Can I be your bitch BeFell?

I'll call you Corbin Dallas Multipass.

I believe I have just been invited to take part in a fanfilm.

Should I be proud, or ashamed? Elated, or afraid?

I'm going to go with sleepy, because that is what the hour calls for.

At 4/10/07 02:47 AM, BeFell wrote: ...

fuck, my arms fall asleep all the time...and i sleep alone. i think i'm screwed.

At 4/9/07 11:49 PM, Malachy wrote: what the hell is with the fucking pet names?! bah, every other new post to seven or from seven is "dear" "honey" "sexmuffin" ermm

either way, my mother started pestering me through high school as to why i didn't have any social life or a girlfriend. so the rare times i did have a hickie, i wore it with pride so my mom would stop insinuating that i'm either A. Gay B. bi curious or C. Asexual

Sometimes, parents don't know...
I was pressured to get girlfriends, you know...

Although, I never really had a hickie till now. I got them, baby ones, because some how I get them easily... I was always careful about getting them. Once I felt things were getting to rough on my neck, and then I just simply move my head to my ears or to my lips. But man. The hickies I got now... Yikes. Never had those ghastly ones I'm sporting right now. But they're better because I've been using a Chapstick cap and twirling the skin around... and using a comb.

I found out that even though the skin gets red, this helps circulate the blood in the hickie. Which will decrease the severity of the mark.

But anyways... Pet names.
They're awsome.

I call my sister "bemba" since I was a kid... I don't remember why, but it got picked up by everyone in the family. And people started to call me "titu"-- It happened when one of my youngest cousins couldn't call pronounce "hijo" (son, in Spanish). Hijo is a pet name, but very generic. I think he thought my name was hijo because a lot of people call me that...

I call my mother bemba too...
And I don't call my dad by any pet names. Patriarc masculinity and all, that's why...

At 4/10/07 02:55 AM, stafffighter wrote: I want you to know that when i saw on the news about a mormon being brought up for bigomy charges I thought of you.

Many probably will.

I seriously think you should consider replacing me with Wills4545 as the new most hated NGer of the day. If I still am, I'm not quite sure...

Just read some of his recent posts, this guy is so pathetically stupid that I pity him.

At 4/10/07 08:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Do they make like novels that are waterproof? Because I like to take bubble baths, but I get bored.....Tonight, I read the back of the shampoo bottles, and determined that the spanish translation was not the same as the english print......conspiracy?

If for some strange reason i find myself taking a bath, I usually bring a book. if i own it, it doesnt matter to me if it gets wet. Though out of courtesy i wouldn't bring library books into the bath. I guess some of those childrens books have a sort plastic covering on the pages...so take up reading picture books again?

At 4/10/07 02:46 PM, fli wrote: I call my sister "bemba" since I was a kid...

I used to call my older brother Deego. i think it stemmed from my mother saying "where'd he go?" to me when my brother would leave the room, so as i started associating as a baby, i associated my brother with the words "where'd he go?" and eventually started calling him "deego" since corey was apparently over my head.

At 4/10/07 02:47 AM, BeFell wrote: There probably should have been more punctuation in that...

the only thing that winds up being slept on and falling asleep is my leg. but by then i generally just dont give a damn anymore because the uncomfortable sweat and heat is now numb.

This is more directed towards Stafff and any other Mass residents here.

But if you happen to read in the news of a teenager get stabbed in Dorchester, it would be me.

I'm going to a National College Fair.

So I'm talking public transportation ie. Train, Subway and Foot.

At 4/10/07 10:14 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: This is more directed towards Stafff and any other Mass residents here.

But if you happen to read in the news of a teenager get stabbed in Dorchester, it would be me.

What happened? Given your posting and phrasing I'll assume you'll survive but I'm still conserned

This is directed to the mods here. Would I be banned for announcing the Boston opening of the aqua teen movie with a casualty report?

At 4/10/07 10:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/10/07 10:14 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

What happened? Given your posting and phrasing I'll assume you'll survive but I'm still conserned

I'm from and upper class South Shore neighborhood. I'll be in Dorchester. The chance of me getting mugged or stabbled on the MBTA are at good chances. So, I'm just preparing yall.

This is directed to the mods here. Would I be banned for announcing the Boston opening of the aqua teen movie with a casualty report?

So going to try for that.

Del amor y otros demonios, Gabriel García Marquez.
Brilliant.

At 4/10/07 08:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Do they make like novels that are waterproof? Because I like to take bubble baths, but I get bored.....

My books have gone through water, food, violence, they have slept in the floor, and they are cramped in my bookcase. I am the Hitler of books.

Tonight, I read the back of the shampoo bottles, and determined that the spanish translation was not the same as the english print......conspiracy?

Those are the secret instructions that the Latin immigrants have to follow to take America away from the Saxons and annex it to Mexico. But you didn't hear that from me.....

At 4/10/07 10:24 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I'm from and upper class South Shore neighborhood. I'll be in Dorchester. The chance of me getting mugged or stabbled on the MBTA are at good chances. So, I'm just preparing yall.

Avoid dark areas, don't bring your cellphone, and if in doubt, run for your life.

At 4/11/07 12:03 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Del amor y otros demonios, Gabriel García Marquez.
Brilliant.

I read only 100 Years of Solitude... in both English and Spanish.
I was getting into, I think... Tormoil of Leaves, or something like that about 2 years ago.

But then I lost the book, and I never got to finish it.

At 4/11/07 12:44 AM, fli wrote:

At 4/11/07 12:03 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Del amor y otros demonios, Gabriel García Marquez.
Brilliant.

I read only 100 Years of Solitude... in both English and Spanish.
I was getting into, I think... Tormoil of Leaves, or something like that about 2 years ago.

But then I lost the book, and I never got to finish it.

That's because you suck.
Latin writer who's getting all hot now even though he's like, dead? Roberto Bolaño.

Also, I am now 18. Yay for me.

My clothes smell like Outback Steakhouse, which is so much nicer than fried food and cigarettes like after a day at work...

So, um. Does anyone want to give me five pages' worth of how Marino Zimmer Bradley and Alfred, Lord Tennyson used the Suite du Merlin and the Prose Merlin in their writing? Due tomorrow?