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At 4/8/07 08:49 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I didn't like the passion of the Christ, too much blood for my taste.

Christ died for the sins of all mankind but it should have been more plesant for you?

At 4/8/07 08:50 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/8/07 08:49 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I didn't like the passion of the Christ, too much blood for my taste.

Christ died for the sins of all mankind but it should have been more plesant for you?

There's blood and gore and there's blood and gore. By the time the thief gets his eyes plucked out by a raven I realized Mel Gibson was probably jerking off during the entire filming process.

"Ohh-oh, jews are responsible for all wars of mankind, aah, blood, guts, maim, kill -- OOOAAAH!"

*orgasm*

At 4/8/07 09:06 PM, Empanado wrote:
There's blood and gore and there's blood and gore. By the time the thief gets his eyes plucked out by a raven I realized Mel Gibson was probably jerking off during the entire filming process.

The story was accurate in that Jesus is said to have been tortured before being crusified and then stabbed to add insult to injury.

"Ohh-oh, jews are responsible for all wars of mankind, aah, blood, guts, maim, kill -- OOOAAAH!"

Origionally I thought that that was bogus and just a show of how greedy people with power like to keep it. But with what we now know about Mel, possibly

*orgasm*

You're cleaning that yourself

At 4/8/07 09:06 PM, Empanado wrote:

Yay, I don't even have to defend myself with you Empanado!
Here's what we agreed.
*gives him the Patagonia*

At 4/8/07 08:23 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: I was intrigued, however, by how the pronunctiation of "Caesar" in the film sounded just like "Kaiser". Maybe that's it...

I was taught the same during Latin class in High School. The "c" was pronounced as "k" (Cicero pronounced as keekero instead of seesero), the "ae" was pronounced as "ai" et cetera. So I told my parents "caesar" wasn't supposed to be pronounced as "seesar" but as "kaisar"and this little occurrence therefore didn't surprise me when I saw the movie. I liked it, in a Jackass sort of way. When the Romans started the second round of whipping I was like "duuuuude" but I didn't feel any sort of spiritual satisfaction like some people apparenlty did, unfortunately.

At 4/8/07 09:12 PM, stafffighter wrote: The story was accurate in that Jesus is said to have been tortured before being crusified and then stabbed to add insult to injury.

Actually, I think the stabbing was to make sure he was dead. Poking with a stick, in biblical form.

And while it was accurate on the basic terms, the extended torture scenes give us some insights into what was going through Gibson's head:

"Hmm, so it says here that he was tortured, but we don't know exactly how."
"Hey Joe! What was the worst thing that the Romans used for torturing prisoners?"
"... Whips with metal hooks? JACKPOT! Today's fapping night for Mel!"

A scene with the metal hooks whippin' is perfectly acceptable. But when you notice that the camera actually FOLLOWS the chunks of meat ripped from Jesus's body, you realize that the message of the movie isn't "Jesus suffered and died for our sins". It's actually closer to "HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF JESUS LOL THIS IS SO HOT"

At 4/8/07 09:16 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: *gives him the Patagonia*

I don't even want it anymore, it's full of Argentinean cooties.

At 4/8/07 09:31 PM, Empanado wrote:

"Hmm, so it says here that he was tortured, but we don't know exactly how."
"Hey Joe! What was the worst thing that the Romans used for torturing prisoners?"
"... Whips with metal hooks? JACKPOT! Today's fapping night for Mel!"

You think someone with the charges Jesus had wouldn't have been put to the worst shit they had? He was a determined and unrepentant threat to everything they had. Plus it underscored his determination.

I comand you two south americans to get man married now

At 4/8/07 09:31 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 4/8/07 09:16 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: *gives him the Patagonia*

I don't even want it anymore, it's full of Argentinean cooties.

But there aren't many, really.
There's oil.... you won't have to import anymore..... You can screw Bolivia and all their energy resources...
What do you say? :D

At 4/8/07 09:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: I comand you two south americans to get man married now

Pfft, he wouldn't even accept the Patagonia... but we could, it is legal in Buenos Aires now, must be legal in Chile, too.

The aqua teen movie could get a lot of publicity if they capitalized on the Boston thing

At 4/8/07 09:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: You think someone with the charges Jesus had wouldn't have been put to the worst shit they had? He was a determined and unrepentant threat to everything they had. Plus it underscored his determination.

Ok, let's try this again:
The camera.
Followed.
The chunks of his flesh.

At 4/8/07 10:25 PM, Empanado wrote:

See, he doesn't love me :'(
I have been so good with him, I deserve to be loved!!!!!
:'(

Se propone mercer,
que lo quieran por cumplir.
Eso es un grosero error,
no es recompensa el amor.

Alejandro Dolina, in Lo que me costó el amor de Laura, everyone

At 4/8/07 08:53 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I have the keys.

Damn it...

Guitar Hero on the XBox 360 is the best fucking Guitar Hero game ever.

At 4/9/07 12:15 AM, Grammer wrote: +50 cool points who manages to use my picture in context. +75 cool points for everyone who, after seeing one of you using it, is moderately entertained and/or agrees with said picture.

You won't let the cellardoor thing go, will you? :)

At 4/9/07 12:15 AM, Grammer wrote: +50 cool points who manages to use my picture in context. +75 cool points for everyone who, after seeing one of you using it, is moderately entertained and/or agrees with said picture.

hai gai

At 4/9/07 12:25 AM, TheShrike wrote: Guitar Hero on the XBox 360 is the best fucking Guitar Hero game ever.

So you're implying that you have indeed gotten past tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight?

What is the connection between the Easter Bunny and Jesus.

Do you know the secret of Easter.

we had an easter egg hunt at the mountain yesterday. the kid who found a gold egg would get a free season pass for next winter.

children 6 and under ski free anyway. cheap fucks. i wan the fucking gold egg.

they said we may open up again the weekend after next.

At 4/9/07 01:19 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 4/9/07 12:37 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: hai gai

I demand co-authorship immediately

:)

What do you do for a job, friend?

Just bought my ticket for The Doors tribute band.

It will be doorsalicous.

At 4/9/07 06:40 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Just bought my ticket for The Doors tribute band.

It will be doorsalicous.

If that's their name, no it won't

My neck is full of hickies--
It was disgusting, but then again... you don't REALLY care in the moment. But anyways, I've googled so many tips to remove hickies that my neck looks WORSE.

When I bought some conceler (I had a girl help me)--
I was happy at first.

Until I noticed that it smuged my favorite Levi's white botton up shirt.
So--

There.
I'm just gonna show it off proudly until they fade away. C'est la vie...

Nothing is more White Bread than the book I'm currently reading... The Tyranny of Tolerance.

How do I describe it?
If Anne Coulter's spooged inside a piece a paper... and if you folded up that piece of paper and opened it up to form a quite spermy Anne Coulter spooge Ink Blot test...

Reading it is sort of like that--
You see things.
But it doesn't matter. It's just ink.

*ugh*
I have to pause every 10 pages. It's like a train wreck...
This is one fucked up judge...

And I only picked it up because the library

At 4/9/07 09:03 PM, fli wrote: My neck is full of hickies--
It was disgusting, but then again... you don't REALLY care in the moment. But anyways, I've googled so many tips to remove hickies that my neck looks WORSE.

i have never understood the purpose of the hicky. despite numerous situations they've been limited, is that why i have a lack of appreciation for them?

At 4/9/07 09:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/9/07 09:03 PM, fli wrote: When I bought some conceler (I had a girl help me)--
I was happy at first.

Did you try yellow concealer as opposed to regular concealer? That covers bruises on the neck and face well.....

I have zero idea girlfriend.
You tell me this is a good brand:

L'Oreal's New True Match super-blendable makeup. Neutral. Natural buff n3.

Not the color in my inner arms, but-- I'm sure I would look sickly and chalky if I put the color of my inner forearms onto my more tanned neck.

Anyways-- pinching does seems to help it now that some of the redness is gone.
But stilll... ugh--

I wonder if certain people get them more easily.
Because my neck gets them easier than an old banana, so I'm really good at preventing them.

The only hicky that was worth it was when I was 16 and we put one just below eachothers point of the hip bone.

Stellar feeling, sexual, yet controlled. It's amazing how sensitive that spot is to the human tongue.

At 4/9/07 09:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I use that brand when I can find it, but I am so freaking pale that I use the lightest color, and they are always out. :(

Nothing wrong with being pale, honey. I like a girl I can find in the dark.

At 4/9/07 10:13 PM, Proteas wrote: Nothing wrong with being pale, honey. I like a girl I can find in the dark.

glow in the dark people would be awesome.

At 4/9/07 10:23 PM, SevenSeize wrote: But if that's the way it really worked out for me, I would have more problems like fli's..... ha ha

pfft... well that one backfired on me...