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At 4/7/07 12:32 AM, Grammer wrote: Bill `O Reilly sure got all pissy when Geraldo Rivera suggested that a news story wherein people died in Virginia due to drunk drivers is about *gasp* drunk driving, and not illegal immigration.

I know, I was surprised too.

Are you talking about the screenwriter for A Christmas Story?
I'm still sad about that...

I've don't know how many times I've seen it, and that's without owning the DVD.

At 4/7/07 01:03 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 4/7/07 12:52 AM, stafffighter wrote: webcams are for pedophiles and pedophile bait. Which are you?

Umm... yes?

Like this guy?

Uh--
Is it me, or does the pinguins in Happy Feet do a vareity of sexual positions in two or three seconds of the film? First a 69, second "comfort zone"-- then doggie style?

Tell me, someone... Or I'm gonna catch a few frames of it and post it up.

But anyways...
Movie night. Great--
First waas Children of Men, and now Happy Feet.

Children of Men was pretty good. Some of the imagery is beautiful, especially when Kee is with the cows.

And the moment when people found out she has a child, and she has this Virgin Mary look about her.

but anyways...

Newgrounds just tried to give me a fucking trojan.

God dammit.

I am getting so tired of the undergrads at my university...

On the way to work today, nearly killed by a fake-looking blonde with manicured nails, too much eye makeup, and a cell phone glued to her ear. As she drove away, oblivious to the fact that we had just nearly collided, I noticed the Chi Omega sorority sticker on the back of her car (explains a lot)...and the license plate:

FAP-Y

What could she possibly have meant, getting that? And does she know what hordes of internet nerds like me will interpret it to mean? (Oh, and she wasn't very fap-y, if you get my meaning - probably needed the five pounds of makeup just so she doesn't make babies cry)

Then, in the parking lot of the shopping center where I work, two airy-looking brunettes come to a screeching halt in the middle of the lane so that one can hop out and run into one of the stores. I expected the other to drive on, maybe out of my way, but no, she just sat there in a two-lane area, taking up a whole lane.

It's not just the girls, either. Just so happens that today it was women, but sometimes it's male idiots who nearly kill me and/or make me late for work/class.

And let's not get started on people who race through the crosswalks on our campus despite the posted speed limit of 25, speed bumps, and clearly marked signs reading "STOP for Pedestrians."

At 4/7/07 10:19 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Newgrounds just tried to give me a fucking trojan.

God dammit.

I hate the smiley ads that shout at me.

OMG GO AWAY!
*robot* whaaat?

At 4/7/07 10:19 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Newgrounds just tried to give me a fucking trojan.

God dammit.

So, you too?
Make sure you see the ads...

The ads that gives me problems are the "Get Grilling" ads and the Ping Pong one...

anyways..
I'm so sick right now-- and I got to get to work at 6 in the evening.

Who the hell BUYS those things, in the first place? I mean, where are they getting the money to pay NG for banner ads with sound?

At 4/7/07 11:50 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: And let's not get started on people who race through the crosswalks on our campus despite the posted speed limit of 25, speed bumps, and clearly marked signs reading "STOP for Pedestrians."

yeah. ever go to a community college in bumfuck middle of no where, NY?

we get the moron rednecks with pick up trucks, one douchebag has a fucking H2 and drives around town blaring Christina agilara. (wtf), the pregnant High School drop out sluts who think driving with a cell phone is some kind of constitutional right (it's illegal in NY) and the douchebag kids who have the low rider cars and blaring stareos who find it exciting to rev their engine when there's a red light or go around people stopped for pedestrians (apparently some small kid nearly got hit the other day because a car had stopped for her and her mother and this fagnutter went around the car without noticing)

this town is filled with horrible drivers and why the fuck do you need a fucking lowrider in the hilliest city in the fucking country?! they bottom out every day going to classes just in the road, and then you can hear their cars grinding on the speed bumps while you're in class.. you'd figure they'd wisen up and NOT put that extra body package on their car next summer. but they do anyway.

At 4/6/07 07:08 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm sorry, I just stepped foot into general for a few minutes and my IQ took a thumpin'. Won't happen again.

Proteas, you can't actually believe that this forum is any more mature or intelligent than general. Go look at a random thread on the front page. Everybody has given up.

At 4/6/07 10:32 PM, Malachy wrote: i wake up at 8am, but teaching kids to ski is hard, man. >_<

they just...suck at it.

It's because kids are stupid.

At 4/7/07 11:50 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: FAP-Y

LOL.

And let's not get started on people who race through the crosswalks on our campus despite the posted speed limit of 25, speed bumps, and clearly marked signs reading "STOP for Pedestrians."

Yes, I'm going to stop if you start entering the crosswalk. No, if you stand at the corner and stare at me dumbly, I'll keep driving. And if you start walking and then stop in the middle of the street? I will make a concerted effort to hit you.

At 4/7/07 03:27 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I hate the smiley ads that shout at me.

They made a flash movie about that, did they not?

Ah, there it is.

At 4/7/07 04:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote:

At 4/6/07 07:08 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm sorry, I just stepped foot into general for a few minutes and my IQ took a thumpin'. Won't happen again.

Proteas, you can't actually believe that this forum is any more mature or intelligent than general. Go look at a random thread on the front page. Everybody has given up.

i feel that CAD's comic today resembles general pretty well...

At 4/7/07 04:54 PM, Empanado wrote: They made a flash movie about that, did they not?

Ah, there it is.

That's very nice.

At 4/6/07 09:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Because I am almost to the point where they just label one of the pots of coffee in the lounge with my name on it.

... put the pot down and step AWAY FROM THE JAVA, WOMAN!!!

I can understand a cup or two to get you going. Maybe a third if you had a rough night.

At 4/6/07 09:53 PM, fli wrote: "She's a Grammar Nazi."

XD

*pounds table*

At 4/6/07 10:47 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Here ya go...This serves two generously.

Oh lordy... I skipped lunch today due to work, you do not know how good this sounds right now.

At 4/7/07 04:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Proteas, you can't actually believe that this forum is any more mature or intelligent than general.

Mature? Maybe just a hair more than general. Intelligent? OH DEFINITLY.

Go look at a random thread on the front page. Everybody has given up.

Until I see this forum flooded with topics about Goatse, American Idol, and story threads about fucking your cousin, I'm not going to be convinced that people have given up on Politics and this place is just as bad as general forum. Now if the discussion here isn't up to your rigorously high intelligence standards, MENSA is that way... I'm sure they'd love to have you. :-)

At 4/7/07 04:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote:

At 4/6/07 07:08 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm sorry, I just stepped foot into general for a few minutes and my IQ took a thumpin'. Won't happen again.

Proteas, you can't actually believe that this forum is any more mature or intelligent than general. Go look at a random thread on the front page. Everybody has given up.

Oh dear God yes it is. The average post in the general forum is something along the lines of "HAHALol I want naked pictures of Maus! My penis is very large! OmfgLol!". At least there is some remotely productive conversation here.

Well, I'm back from work.
Still sick. My voice is gone. I took my sister, because she's the only person who knows how to sign.

So, we were at the concert... Not like we can hear each other but I knew I couldn't scream loud enough for anyone to hear me.

So, there-- I did good.

I was almost in a fight. A guy took my boxes, which I use to store my printers, so that his lady could sit on it.

And I told him no, she's going to squish them and then I won't have boxes to store my printers, and so we're cursing out each other in Spanish and he pushes me so hard that I almost throw my camera.

By then, a cop had seen us and escorted the guy out. He damaged my fucking boxes when he kicked him.

No matter,
at least he got kicked out.

that's like the NG's ban stick... but only in reality. I felt rather satisfied...

But anywho-- very busy night, but... I can pay off certain school bills and even fix this persistant problem with my crown on my lower left side of my jaw.

soooooooo tired.
bye.

At 4/7/07 12:52 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/7/07 12:50 AM, Grammer wrote:

I'm an admin there, you know ;p

Power hungry WHORE.

Its true *gasp*

Now where on this doll did he touch you?
*points to crotch, then starts crying*

At 4/8/07 09:52 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/8/07 03:16 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Easter penis

chocolate?

Yes, abundant chocolate is only an hour away!!!!!!!
mmmm.... chocolate.

Anyways, Happy Easter or non-denominational Spring holiday to you all!

To you too!!

<3 Seven ((((((the poli regs)))))

*all the regs hug together*

I've eaten more than 1000 calories of chocolate... I hate chocolate....
Nah, I really don't. I'll eat the rest later :D

I just woke up. Now, to bide my time until chocolate. Yes...

At 4/8/07 04:13 PM, Politics wrote: I just woke up. Now, to bide my time until chocolate. Yes...

I came home at 1 AM sharp..

I missed the meat meal, but I still got chocolate.

Fucking bunny got away again.

At 4/8/07 04:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Fucking bunny got away again.

... how the hell could you not catch a fucking bunny?! THAT'S ALL THEY DO, MAN!!! It's not like their that difficult to trap, just get some Barry White c.d.'s and some mood lighting, maybe some oversized carrots...

Today is that special day when we remember the suffering of Jesus by completely forgetting about that suffering unless we're religious and give each other chocolate and eggs left by a magic bunny.

Yep, the church really fucked up on reigning this formerly Pagan holiday in...bad Church, very bad!! Seven honey, get "The Board of Education" for these fuckers.

Lol, that reminds me that I had a teacher in fifth grade who still had an old paddle and it had "Board of Education" written on it, he wasn't a dick or anything, just kept the thing for fun you know? But we'd all screw around and ask him to use it. Lol, good times.

At 4/8/07 04:44 PM, Proteas wrote:

... how the hell could you not catch a fucking bunny?! THAT'S ALL THEY DO, MAN!!! It's not like their that difficult to trap, just get some Barry White c.d.'s and some mood lighting, maybe some oversized carrots...

I missed with my first shot and spooked it. It was early, and I was drunk.

BTW, test chapter to my book.

At 4/8/07 05:45 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Today is that special day when we remember the suffering of Jesus by completely forgetting about that suffering unless we're religious and give each other chocolate and eggs left by a magic bunny.

Well the colored eggs come from when mary magdelin reported the ressurection to the roman emperor and he said jesus coming back was as likely as the egg she was holding turning bright red. Why she was holding an egg I don't know, but I do know from the old "brothers keeper" incedent that God hates sarcasm. The egg turned red. The bunny part is still a complete mystery

Yep, the church really fucked up on reigning this formerly Pagan holiday in...bad Church, very bad!! Seven honey, get "The Board of Education" for these fuckers.

it hasen't cooled down from the last time she hit you

Lol, that reminds me that I had a teacher in fifth grade who still had an old paddle and it had "Board of Education" written on it, he wasn't a dick or anything, just kept the thing for fun you know? But we'd all screw around and ask him to use it. Lol, good times.

Once we had a student teacher in highschool. for his going away gift we got him a dildo. Later on when we saw each other in a video store I asked him in front of all his friends if he had used his gift. I was a bit of a spaz then but that hit was fucking golden

At 4/8/07 05:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I missed with my first shot and spooked it. It was early, and I was drunk.

Wha... what?! You're FUNKbrs for chissakes! You're one of the few people who operates better stoned and/or drunk than most people do after a pot of coffee! And you couldn't hit two bunnies mid who were in the act?! You're slippin' up man.

I on the other hand took out two DEER who were in mid coitus the other day, all the while drunk off my ass... and it only cost me a new front on my mother's Buick Regal. TOP THAT.

BTW, test chapter to my book.

... okay... is this like a prologue or something? What's it going to be about?

At 4/7/07 05:10 PM, Malachy wrote: i feel that CAD's comic today resembles general pretty well...

CAD regularly sums up life. I personally take to heart everything Chef Brian says.

My Easter has been pretty tame. I missed the morning, for one. Ended up watching Passion of the Christ on Channel 4. I thought it was actually quite good. I'm not sure exactly what was so anti-semitic about it, must be something slightly more obscure than your layman would know. But that's politics, and this is the lounge.

I was intrigued, however, by how the pronunctiation of "Caesar" in the film sounded just like "Kaiser". Maybe that's it...

At 4/8/07 06:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: He showed you the tape? I am going to kill him!

*makes for the getaway car*

I didn't like the passion of the Christ, too much blood for my taste.