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Yes don't doubt my amazin' ninja skills..

I think adult swim might bite.
My ideas are sane yet off the wall.

=^-^=

At 3/12/07 12:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote: *opens purse.....digs through billfold*

Sorry, all I have is a handful of nickels....probably like $2.50 altogether....

any little bit helps.. my paypal is....

it's not that i need money. because we are living pretty comfortably, direct TV, pets, nice apartment. its those little things that you get when you get a big holiday paycheck and all of a sudden you have a bunch of money in your account so it's okay to go to the movies and eat at applebees and get that CD. really, those little things add up, even going to the store to get anything more than gas can get you. a candy bar every week for ten weeks is like 100 bucks down the drain (okay, candy bars aren't 10 bucks each. but youg et the idea)

I ubberly love mal

he is my hero...

but im also broke and I don't have hbo.
Can I come over?
I'm bored.

I'll give you a dead chicken.

Maybe we can get it to arise from some crazy voo doo chicken man, lol.

At 3/12/07 12:06 AM, Streakydesign wrote: Yes don't doubt my amazin' ninja skills..

I think adult swim might bite.
My ideas are sane yet off the wall.

=^-^=

Like my idea for catapults full of swords?

At 3/12/07 12:11 AM, Streakydesign wrote: I'll give you a dead chicken.

Maybe we can get it to arise from some crazy voo doo chicken man, lol.

we don't have HBO either. we had cinimax, but we got bored of only seeing boobs in our porn, so we canceled it.

and you're welcome to make the trip, you're only two hours away from me

Got an email by my teacher...
I guessed he really liked a 10 page story I've written about a REALLY fucked up girl trying to cope with the death of her mother. Has element of horror because of a mommified woman/mannequin is her guide through Hell... My teacher suggested that I publish it, but... where? And it's not an even polished story. Can the language be even consider for publication?

Here's an small piece...

Hi.

My name is Lola and I'm 17 years dead and my asshole is wide enough for a mason jar. Daddy fucked me and I loved it.

Maybe that's why I'm a crazed nymphomaniac cause like people say I'm a little insane and a whole lota horny. But whatever, cause tonight me and my boyfriend Azimuth are gonna get fucked up tonight.

We turned nocturnal and naked to cope the sweating and the defecatious stench of cauterized flesh and incense. We're waiting, waiting for Shemaing Sugar Cube Shaolin cause we're gonna hit up on some of his sugar cubes and a bottle of Mexican hooch.

The phone, it rings while we're strewn on the floor as if God flattend Adam and Eve. "Babe." I say. "Get that." But all he does is say, "You're tripping." And he falls asleep again. It rings once. It rings twice. It rings three times, and a hundred more times until I actually get it. "Yeah?" I say a little pissed off. There's a broken mirror right by the phone and I catch glimpse of dark circles under my eyes.

"Dolores, please come back home."

"Mama?" I answer and my boyfriend says, "Who's that?"

"Nobody." I say. "Just my... mama, I guess." I hang up the phone. The door knocks and we know it's Sugar Cube Shaolin and we know it's time for us to party. His name is actually Jack Conrad, but we call him Sugar Cube Shaolin because he is wise. And he has this wild violet wide-eye mystic stare. The moment he enters, Azimuth and me knows he's gonna shema tonight. We party in no time.

Oh God, this is like autumn. It's like sex. It's like candy and splendid and silk rolled up into one, this fantabulousity. I remember and forget. My innards becomes like honey and juice and as Azimuth kisses me I feel like he's going to puncture my skin like an over ripe persimmon and slurp up my soul."Stop it." I moan as we're laid out on the ground like leaves or garbage, but I don't want him to stop. I remember and forget. I live and die at the same time. I am part of the Great Cosmic Disorder. I am lotus eater of Lethe's ambrosia. I am Eve with her candy apples, and I am gliding through Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell with wings of wax.

At 3/12/07 04:59 AM, fli wrote:

Got an email by my teacher...

... wings of wax.

Now that IS fucked up.

It's genius.

I'd say the poetic types'd love it all over. An anthology of poems and short stories may be a good place for it. I don't know any particulars about the publishing industry, but that'd be the way I'd go. But as I said, I don't know much :P

At 3/12/07 04:59 AM, fli wrote: . . . gliding through Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell with wings of wax.

Thats was beautiful, especially coming from here. Unlike general, where stories start off innocent and sincere, then turn vulgar and brutal, this was like riding a roller coaster in reverse.

Memorable, slightly taboo and disarming.

my NG and angreh faice stickers came in the mail today!!
they're going all over town ^_^

yay me.

I forgot you lived near by...

I believe its from my workload allowing my mind to forget..
I need a hard drive in there to save the data so i'll remember, lol.

As much as I think pot could be legal these teenagers who think they're saving the world with facts that were only available to them untill like promethius they brought the light to mankind make me sick

At 3/12/07 06:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This time change has really messed with my head. This morning my brain was saying, "Wake up, it's 5:45" but my body was saying, "No, go back to sleep under your warm, soft blanket."

Daylight saving time?

But this was an extremely docile day for teaching. I had 6 students absent, and the rest of them were asleep. Like walking in the hall way, I didn't have to tell anyone to quit talking.

Did you "take care" of them?....

I also have a student with ADHD, who was the only one awake today. He was coming in from recess talking a mile a minute, so I pushed an imaginary button on his back and informed him that I turned him "off" of playing, and turned him "on" for learning. He thought this was funny, and decided to not let me get anywhere near him after the 2nd recess. He ran to his desk giggling. My response to this was, "Zachary, I have a remote"

Very creative thinking, I would have threathened him with death, or something like that. That's why I'm not a teacher, I guess....

This has been a myspace moment with SevenSeize.

*claps*

At 3/12/07 06:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/12/07 06:44 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

Daylight saving time?

yeppp

Argh, now what time zone are you? GMT-7 or -5 ?!?!?
I've already had Math today...

Did you "take care" of them?....

Um, like in a nurturing and professional manner..... I'm not sure what you mean with your little quotation marks good sir....... lol

Well um... this children that were "asleep" are they sleeping with the fish?

Very creative thinking, I would have threathened him with death, or something like that. That's why I'm not a teacher, I guess....

ha ha.... I have a classroom management book that has an entire section on preventing yourself from throwing objects such as erasers, chairs, and books at students.....and it's dead serious......

Although I would highly enjoy to smack a student's face with a book, I find psychological violence better. You know like "You know, Bobby, the real reason why your parents got divorce was that you misbehaved so much" or "Do you know what happens to kids who don't obey their teacher? Their dog DIES".

This has been a myspace moment with SevenSeize.

*claps*

*bows*

You're spending too much time with chinese people....

At 3/12/07 07:02 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We are GMT-6, CST

It is 6:00 p.m. right now.

You're -5 then :P.

The sky is overcast, and it is raining slightly. It is warm and humid, and spring is approaching..... just a little extra....

*Writes down in notebook* *pencil breaks, starts crying*

No, like they were just sleepy and docile today....

Oh that's why they were complaining that their food tasted weird...

Although I would highly enjoy to smack a student's face with a book, I find psychological violence better. You know like "You know, Bobby, the real reason why your parents got divorce was that you misbehaved so much" or "Do you know what happens to kids who don't obey their teacher? Their dog DIES".

ha ha ha OMG!!!!

*takes several steps back away from you*

lol

You've taken the right choice, but too late. The door is locked, and I have the only keys O.o

You're spending too much time with chinese people....

Silly boy. You can never spend too much time with Chinese people.

But THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER!!11!!!! I'VE READ IT ON THE INTERWEBS, I'M TRUTHING!1!1!!!1!!

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I'm just going to sit back and watch you crazy kids fall in love

*watches the scene develop through CCTV*

At 3/12/07 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm just going to sit back and watch you crazy kids fall in love

I'm not crazy, that's not what my psychiatrist says anyway...
And I wish I were in love with someone...

At 3/12/07 07:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:11 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

You've taken the right choice, but too late. The door is locked, and I have the only keys O.o

*walks up to you, takes the keys*

)

Hum, I should have prevented that *starts reading "Being a psycho for dummies"*

But THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER!!11!!!! I'VE READ IT ON THE INTERWEBS, I'M TRUTHING!1!1!!!1!!

Did you forget to take your medicine today? lol

You've been talking to my psychiatrist, haven't you.
WELL I DON'T NEED THEM!!!!!
*turns pale, starts to have convulsions*

At 3/12/07 07:28 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: *watches the scene develop through CCTV*

Yeah, I agree.

At 3/12/07 07:35 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote:

And I wish I were in love with someone...

To quote my friend Dough
"Love will find you in due time, or you migh have to date rape somebody and call it love."

At 3/12/07 07:37 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: To quote my friend Dough
"Love will find you in due time, or you migh have to date rape somebody and call it love."

That should come in handy in my upcoming trial....

At 3/12/07 07:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
You could totally put that on a bumper sticker and sell it......

I'd buy one!

And I'd put it on a wall near some traffic lights...

I don't have a car.

I'd still buy one :)

At 3/12/07 07:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:37 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:35 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote:

You could totally put that on a bumper sticker and sell it......

Thats brilliant
or
Thats madness

Please someone go for it.

At 3/12/07 07:47 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Please someone go for it.

What if I give you 5 thousand for the author's rights?

At 3/12/07 08:33 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 3/12/07 07:47 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

What if I give you 5 thousand for the author's rights?

You haven't seen 300 have you.

At 3/12/07 08:36 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: You haven't seen 300 have you.

At 3/10/07 09:38 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: I haven't watch the movie, so I will let you discuss it, and I wil just nod, and say things like" yeah", "uhhuh", "Do you really think so?", etc.

Yeah.
*nods*

Oh, and you owe me a joke.

Now...
HOW does sacraficing my 3 weeks of having an hour extra save energy?

Stupid cell phone didn't automatically update... Didn't go to my first class at all...

At 3/10/07 10:12 PM, Gunter45 wrote: When I drank, I liked to taste my alcohol.

You would have liked the White Russian I made the other night. I followed the recipe on wikipedia, took a sip, and I was like... "A bit on the strong side, but not TOO bad." Then I took a big gulp of it, and thought I had downed coffee flavored diesel fuel. Even my nose burned.

At 3/12/07 04:59 AM, fli wrote: short story

At 3/12/07 06:44 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Daylight saving time?

Oh that's right, you're a pinko communist... you don't have to deal with this "hour ahead jump three weeks early" bullshit...

*grumble grumble*

At 3/12/07 06:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This has been a myspace moment with SevenSeize.

When and if you make a myspace page, let me know. :-D

At 3/12/07 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm just going to sit back and watch you crazy kids fall in love

NO! SHE EES MY-EEN AND I VILL FIGHT TO ZEE DEATH FOR HER!!

At 3/12/07 07:37 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: "Love will find you in due time, or you migh have to date rape somebody and call it love."

*cough*

At 3/12/07 09:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/12/07 09:10 PM, fli wrote: Stupid cell phone didn't automatically update... Didn't go to my first class at all...

My phone didn't either, I had to set it manually.

You could have had my day yesterday; I set my computer ahead an hour and it jumped ahead an hour anyway. So all day long while I was working away (pissing the day away, actually) I thought it was an hour later than it actually was. MEH!!!

Oh; and Foamy speaks the truth this time around about "Tribute Albums." Wikipedia lists SEVE#N TRIBUTE ALBUMS to Tool alone...

At 3/12/07 09:43 PM, Proteas wrote:

NO! SHE EES MY-EEN AND I VILL FIGHT TO ZEE DEATH FOR HER!!

*removes shirt and breathes as if in medition as disturbed starts playing from some etherial source. close up stafffighter: "bring it"

At 3/12/07 10:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: "bring it"

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

*lunges at stafffighter*

At 3/12/07 10:07 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 3/12/07 10:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: "bring it"

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

*lunges at stafffighter*

*sidesteps the lunge and and with a full body swing brings an elbow to his back*