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At 3/4/07 02:23 AM, JoS wrote: Far too many people are taking my thread seriously for my liking.

Fwiw, TheMason's offering raised the bar in thread parody. March must be mashup month ;O)

At 3/3/07 05:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
I must admit that after being in a hurricane, I am scared of them now.
I have nightmares about it, well you know, mostly the flooding.

I survived Hurricane Gloria when it hit Long Island. Now no storm can scare me. At the time, I thought it was pretty cool, although mom was wigging the whole time blown out on coke. I was probably @ 4 or 5 at the time.

At 3/4/07 07:04 AM, JudgeDredd wrote:

At 3/4/07 02:23 AM, JoS wrote: Far too many people are taking my thread seriously for my liking.

Fwiw, TheMason's offering raised the bar in thread parody. March must be mashup month ;O)

Nice new DAG sig, BTW.

How I miss my chubby friend, back when fighting repetitive idiocy was something I had the spare time to do. Maybe now that I post at work again I might become more DAGtastic.

Man I'm really falling far behind here...I have no clue what anyone is talking about on the BBS anymore lol.

Midterms suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I just finished smashing a handmade vase because the person who gave it to me is an asshole.

Wish you were here?

At 3/4/07 07:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote: *hugs Sarah*

Does this mean you might comfort me with sex?

At 3/3/07 05:33 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/3/07 04:59 PM, fli wrote:

If I faced a flood, huricane, or whatever... I have an excuse to be acting like a little bitch.
But Californians fussed up over a quack? That's so lame.

So if I had been shot at some point that would give me less licence to be afraid of getting shot?

You complain just for a small flesh wound?

At 3/3/07 05:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I have nightmares about it, well you know, mostly the flooding.

Eh--
Earthquakes always take us by suprise... but it's nothing new. I'm just shocked at how people were so overly afraid. One thing is to be scared for a little while, but to have fear?

I remember years ago NG was flooded with, "OMG, we had an Earthquake." I was like, "so what?" Little did I know is that certain parts of the US don't have earthquakes... I think it was in Kansas, or Iowa. And it was not even a huge one... just a small but really rare one.

If, however... I saw a funnel in a sky, I would probably be urinating... Never been in that situation before, which is a whole lot scarier. For some reason... I feel that Earthquakes is the most "friendly" natural disaster... things turn to rubble, but their in their same place... not scattered here and there like in a flood or in a huricane or twister. I mean, how do you react to that situation?

For me, it's "duck and cover"-- and if you're by the door... Splay your limbs to the side and hold on.

At 3/4/07 08:29 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm still feeling a bit betrayed from the whole you not telling me you were pregnant with my baby thing.....

If I give you a neck rub, will you forgive me?

At 3/4/07 08:31 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/3/07 05:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

For me, it's "duck and cover"-- and if you're by the door... Splay your limbs to the side and hold on.

Never had an earthquake.

New England is about as far from a fault line or plate line as can be. Likewise, I've only had limited expierence with Tornadoes(one once formed in my backyard and ripped up a bunch of trees. It made the pool sunnier).

And any Hurricanes we get are usually tropical storms by the point they get up here. Only a few times(Bob mainly)

Never any flooding.

But Blizzards are something I know.

At 3/4/07 09:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/4/07 09:02 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

If I give you a neck rub, will you forgive me?:

okay!

I think I speak for every guy here except one. Giggidy giggidy

How bizarre are foot fetishes? Like, on a scale of 1-10, or a comparative scale of sexual innuendos.

Anyone..?

I had an ex- who was into feet. We gave it a shot, nibbling and ticklin, having fun and stuff. Eventually, with more . . . sensual consideration . . . foot play actually felt as exhilarating as sex itself. Great foreplay, a break from the standard back massage (not that that isn't great) . . . I never saw what was so taboo about feet.

But I have met plenty of very foot-conscious individuals. Maybe that's where..?

I also don't feel this particular bit of info works well in the flirt scene.

Seven, are you Michael?

At 3/4/07 09:30 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: How bizarre are foot fetishes? Like, on a scale of 1-10, or a comparative scale of sexual innuendos.

Anyone..?

-1...
Although... Feet is pretty blah for me...
I don't have pedicures... and neither does he. And neither feet are particularily pretty.

For me, ears and the back is better... especially the back.
I mean... you know how a good back scratch is the best? Plus sex equals wow.

At 3/4/07 10:53 PM, fli wrote: -1...
Although... Feet is pretty blah for me...

That's actually what I was going to say. In terms of disturbing fetishes,I think having a foot fetish is pretty tame.

At 3/4/07 09:27 PM, stafffighter wrote: I think I speak for every guy here except one. Giggidy giggidy

I think even Fli would have to admit that Seven and I together would be hot.

And Seven, sweetie, if you really want to get me twitching, there's this little spot between my neck and my right shoulder...

At 3/4/07 09:30 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: How bizarre are foot fetishes? Like, on a scale of 1-10, or a comparative scale of sexual innuendos.

i have trouble seeing how feet can be attractive on their own, there are so many more entertaining parts and feet don't really add to a person's general shape (unless we're talking super evil feet).

At 3/4/07 01:17 AM, Politics wrote: Eh, I may have been a little bit overly harsh, and I'm sorry for that, but my response was mostly fueled by having to see the goatse that some dude posted in here earlier. It isn't fun to see that when you're eating pizza. I'm also a little on edge...

Yeah, hadn't known anything about the goatse beforehand, that's pretty freakin insane that it took that long to get it removed. I was just having a pretty uggo night in general last night, work has been hell lately and I wasn't really feeling the birthday thing like I should have been I guess. Sorry to those I offended.

At 3/4/07 11:40 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I think even Fli would have to admit that Seven and I together would be hot.

Naw... Lesbianism is more "cute" than "sexual" in my eyes... Especially when it's those singers... what are their names. I forgot. I think they're called "Tatua" or something.

And Seven, sweetie, if you really want to get me twitching, there's this little spot between my neck and my right shoulder...

So like a girl to know her spots... and so likely for men to over look them thinking they should act like porn stars with the cussing, the "ohhhhhhh, Jesus..." and the whole, "Yeah, you like that bitch..."

*sigh*
If I wasn't so sure about my masculinity and my attraction to it (cause... who likes a femmy type of guy?)

I could so be like a woman with the cuddling and spooning.

At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: *cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*

You should trust your feelings...

At 3/5/07 01:54 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: *cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*

You should trust your feelings...

I like how you think.

And feet are sensual. Some cultures revere the subjugation of the foot, as some of you may by familiar with. One of the most sensitive spots on my body is right between the joints across my little piggies and just forward of the arch . . . . I swear a good foot massage beats flowers every time, and sometimes even chocolate.

Um, thanks for the input?

At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: okay....
*cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*

a cold shower with martha while watching a baseball game is the sexiest thing i've ever heard of!!

At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/5/07 01:38 AM, fli wrote:

At 3/4/07 11:40 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I think even Fli would have to admit that Seven and I together would be hot.

Naw... Lesbianism is more "cute" than "sexual" in my eyes... Especially when it's those singers... what are their names. I forgot. I think they're called "Tatua" or something.

Tatu

I seem to recall them stating that they aren't lesbians, they just "love" each other, a few years back. I know sex and love aren't necessarily the same thing, but c'mon girls, if you go around snogging each other, of course you're at least partly lesbian.

And Seven, sweetie, if you really want to get me twitching, there's this little spot between my neck and my right shoulder...

So like a girl to know her spots...

Knowledge is power...

and so likely for men to over look them thinking they should act like porn stars with the cussing, the "ohhhhhhh, Jesus..." and the whole, "Yeah, you like that bitch..."

*sigh*
If I wasn't so sure about my masculinity and my attraction to it (cause... who likes a femmy type of guy?)

Erm, me?

I could so be like a woman with the cuddling and spooning.

Cuddling, yay, but spooning? Spooning of what? Or is this a sexual term I'm missing...

Also, some of the stuff we talk about in here makes me blush...... ha ha

So far tonight, lesbians, foot fetishes, finding special spots....

I'm told I have nice feet. We have a lady come round every so often who makes sure we've cut our toenails properly, treats us we tea-tree oil, and then rubs balm into them, not quite a full massage, but oooh... she knows her feet.

wow

okay....
*cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*

My fathers favorite gameshow was on today. The word puzzle was sharmocks and the hostest was waving some green thing with four leaves to distract us. Surely this is a game for geniuses

At 3/5/07 11:27 AM, Malachy wrote:

At 3/5/07 01:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: okay....
*cold shower. Martha stewart. baseball......unsexy thoughts*

a cold shower with martha while watching a baseball game is the sexiest thing i've ever heard of!!

Oh god. I can just hear her screaming "AND THAT'S A GOOD THING" over and over and over...

*shudder*

lol...sometimes I just love reading what goes down in here. It makes my day :op

At 3/5/07 04:17 PM, random8982 wrote: lol...sometimes I just love reading what goes down in here. It makes my day :op

mine too, though sometimes my pitiful life experience prevents me from making a relevant post...