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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette??

A: I don't have a red corvette sitting in my garage....

if you guys keep talking about old people sex my nether regions are going to seal up and i will become celibate for life.. thats just so damn narsty.

At 12/12/03 12:35 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette??

A: I don't have a red corvette sitting in my garage....

Q: Why’d the dead baby cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the chicken.

I’m sure Johnny Carson said it.

At 12/12/03 12:35 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: if you guys keep talking about old people sex my nether regions are going to seal up and i will become celibate for life.. thats just so damn narsty.

Kinky... veeerrry kinky....

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/jokes/babyj.htm

All the dead baby jokes you could ever want! ^_^

At 12/12/03 12:57 AM, punk_shithead wrote: http://thisisacryforhelp.com/jokes/babyj.htm

All the dead baby jokes you could ever want! ^_^

That's false advertising, I'm still craving dead baby jokes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and JMHX's grandma?

I've never had sex with a dead baby.

At 12/12/03 03:59 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: What's the difference between a dead baby and JMHX's grandma?

I've never had sex with a dead baby.

you know what I like about dead baby jokes? They're just so classy!

As classy as the tee-shirt tux at a funeral.

At 12/12/03 08:40 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: As classy as the tee-shirt tux at a funeral.

Like you've never worn a t-shirt tux to a funeral......

Hell, I was a pall bearer in one!

At 12/12/03 11:26 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote:

Hell, I was a pall bearer in one!

I now believe that Gummo actually was based in your neighborhood. Good job, I guess...

At 12/13/03 03:56 AM, BWS wrote: I now believe that Gummo actually was based in your neighborhood. Good job, I guess...

Weehl, sahmtahmes Ah've gut ter sackerfice mah daygnitay fo duh sake uh art.

At 12/12/03 03:59 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: What's the difference between a dead baby and JMHX's grandma?

I've never had sex with a dead baby.

Jabbing me when I can't defend myself...just like a dead baby!

At 12/13/03 01:59 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:
Jabbing me when I can't defend myself...just like a dead baby!

Which leads to another great dead baby joke:

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my basement?

I don't know yet. I still have room.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a football?

You don't have to replace a football as often.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowl of cereal?

Cereal makes a lousy breakfast.

Is it just me, or has the standard of debate gone down?

At 12/14/03 06:38 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Is it just me, or has the standard of debate gone down?

Oh, it's gone WAY down. Basically we've had all the good debates, addressed all the good issues, and now we spend all our time pointing out the logical flaws in the arguments of idiots. I tried to make some intelligent threads last night.... hopefully they'll stick.

Nothing logical sticks to the empty skulls of these people.

Yay! Now its time to criticize the americans for all the time it took to capture Saddam! By the way, whatever happened to Bin Laden?

At 12/14/03 12:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Yay! Now its time to criticize the americans for all the time it took to capture Saddam! By the way, whatever happened to Bin Laden?

*looks at republican script*

Um, we killed him in an underground bunker with a bunkerbuster..... we still haven't dug up what's left of him yet.

At 12/14/03 10:14 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Nothing logical sticks to the empty skulls of these people.

Yeah! Nuthin'!

Hey...wait a second...

At 12/14/03 12:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Yay! Now its time to criticize the americans for all the time it took to capture Saddam! By the way, whatever happened to Bin Laden?

Bin who?

Did the illegalize masturbation thread ever get locked (doesn't remember if it did or not)? We need another idiot trap, I keep taking idiots seriously.

At 12/14/03 12:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Yay! Now its time to criticize the americans for all the time it took to capture Saddam! By the way, whatever happened to Bin Laden?

What about Afghanistan? We liberated them, then fucked off. Well, America did. I didn't.

*changes the topic to something less political*

Does anyone here RP? the reason I ask is I just started, on a great BBS that, while by no means as good as NG </sucking up> is ideally set up for RPing. Has anyone heard of giveupalready.com? if so, anyone a member?

I do a lot of R/t Pencil, paper and dice role playing. Mutants and Masterminds is my current game of choice :) andhoo, I am gonna go look at that site and I will come back with an opinion other than. "Hey! Cool Name!"

Right now I would have to say i support clark for president. The lady on cnn asked him if he was wrong about not wanting to go into iraq and he very eluquently said no. She was fucking pissed. She had that news ancher trained not to show emotion look on her face, very entertaining.

Was that a pro Bush thread I just saw. OMG, did hell just freeze over.

At 12/14/03 05:06 PM, Bakshi wrote: The original picture can be found on this topic.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=51504&page=145

The User Image Gallery is my other "Regulars Lounge Thread". ^_^

Make sure to check out the n00ds of dr. duckie plzkthx.

I love the SSM:

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At 12/14/03 08:22 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: I love the SSM:

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Hey, nice sig you have there fagboy! Its schnazzy!