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Ok lounge, I've gotten myself into a pickle. WWTRLTD?

I broke up with my girlfriend of a year and half for a few reasons...
Ok, she was fucking crazy. She joked about being pregnant, which pisses the hell out of me. I don't joke about breaking the condom or having and STD, so what make this bitch think she can scare the shit out of me with fatherhood.
I also suspected that she was cheating on me. Sure enough, and I cut her loose. Problem is, she got hired on my work. It is only a temp job for her, but I still don't want to be anywhere near my ex.

Everytime I see her, I either want to fuck her or beat the shit out of her. (I know love/hate).

But that isn't the worst part. I have been casually seeing a few girls now, one of which being her best friend. Her best friend is far more attractive than my ex is.

But that is besides the point. Me and my ex have a history of breaking up and getting back together, so before she starts working at my workplace, I want to get serious with one of the girls that I have been seeing. Another problem is that I can't choose which one I want to get with. So I leave you with a choice Lounge.

1. Go for my Ex's best friend, and forget the consequences.
2. Go for the really attractive (but pretty dumb) girl that I have been seeing.
3. Go for the really intellegent (but pretty "meh" in the looks department) girl I have been seeing.
4. All of the above.

Drop her and forget all about the revenge sex and whatever crazy Melrose Place plot you have in mind...

OR,
you could try to talk to her and ask why she would joke about it and if she responds in a way that doesn't incite more argument but honesty--

She's someone you shouldn't leave right away without giving the benefit of the doubt.

In all circumstances,
Just follow Fli's advice, being that I've been quite through many relationships, both male and female, and I've more or less maintained a loving but sustained relationship and went through quite a few crap (some quite recently, such as one count of infedility about over a year ago.)

Just grow up.

Shit happens, and to hold grudges is not cool. a relationship, be it a marriage or partnership, will always benefit if the persons are willing to find a way to mend whatever shit happened such as cheating and find a solution: a promise to never cheat again. If the other person continually cheats, then that person isn't grown up enough to go above the "fuck buddy" level and will not be a source of beneficial love, but a love that stings the heart.

At 12/16/06 12:22 AM, Jose wrote: 1. Go for my Ex's best friend, and forget the consequences.
2. Go for the really attractive (but pretty dumb) girl that I have been seeing.
3. Go for the really intellegent (but pretty "meh" in the looks department) girl I have been seeing.
4. All of the above.

I'd say 5: none of the above and play them all for fools.

Either mess with them all and risk losing your job but have the smug satisfaction that you were a pimp or mess with none of them and act professional and uninterested so as to not compromise your job. If you want to go for one girl in particular such as "the best friend who is cuter" it will be extremely difficult. Hell, it will be extremely difficult to land ANY girl wherever your ex hangs around so it's best to get one which she'd never meet and one who is mature enough to put the past behind her.

At 12/16/06 12:22 AM, Jose wrote:

1. Go for my Ex's best friend, and forget the consequences.
2. Go for the really attractive (but pretty dumb) girl that I have been seeing.
3. Go for the really intellegent (but pretty "meh" in the looks department) girl I have been seeing.
4. All of the above.

12. Dig a hole somewhere in Jersey and live as a Hermit.

Weird Al Yankovic to Kevin Federline:

"What's it like to have a closet full of wife beaters but no wife?"

The man found a federline joke no one had done. That's proof of genius

At 12/16/06 03:46 AM, fli wrote: Just grow up.

And get a restraining order.

Seriously, any girl that would FAKE being pregnant with your kid just to mess with you is not one you want to be involved with in any way, shape, or form. If you value your sanity, leave her, her friends, and her friends friends alone.

And staff? BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

At 12/16/06 01:32 PM, Proteas wrote:

Seriously, any girl that would FAKE being pregnant with your kid just to mess with you is not one you want to be involved with in any way, shape, or form. If you value your sanity, leave her, her friends, and her friends friends alone.

I have to agree here. Female friendships are incomprehensable quagmires on the level of the matrix sequals. Run like the wind.

And staff? BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

The man has a lyric in his song "close but no cigar" in which he describes himself as "all choked up like Mama Cass" He has an edge.

At 12/16/06 12:22 AM, Jose wrote: 1. Go for my Ex's best friend, and forget the consequences.
2. Go for the really attractive (but pretty dumb) girl that I have been seeing.
3. Go for the really intellegent (but pretty "meh" in the looks department) girl I have been seeing.
4. All of the above.

Make a list of the things that make you want to be with them, then make a list of the things that make you not want to be with them. Weight both lists down.

At 12/16/06 01:32 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/16/06 03:46 AM, fli wrote:

Seriously, any girl that would FAKE being pregnant with your kid just to mess with you is not one you want to be involved with in any way, shape, or form. If you value your sanity, leave her, her friends, and her friends friends alone.

Why would you be afraid of having a child.

I would be celebrating.

Like George from Seinfeld.

My boys could swim.

At 12/16/06 03:53 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 12/16/06 12:22 AM, Jose wrote: 1. Go for my Ex's best friend, and forget the consequences.
2. Go for the really attractive (but pretty dumb) girl that I have been seeing.
3. Go for the really intellegent (but pretty "meh" in the looks department) girl I have been seeing.
4. All of the above.

Make a list of the things that make you want to be with them, then make a list of the things that make you not want to be with them. Weight both lists down.

Or better, weight the girls down and then throw them in the river. This will solve all your problems.

At 12/16/06 05:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 12/16/06 01:32 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/16/06 03:46 AM, fli wrote:

Seriously, any girl that would FAKE being pregnant with your kid just to mess with you is not one you want to be involved with in any way, shape, or form. If you value your sanity, leave her, her friends, and her friends friends alone.

Why would you be afraid of having a child.

I would be celebrating.

Like George from Seinfeld.

My boys could swim.

Sure, a child maybe a blessing, but formost it should be seen as a responsibility.
Having a kid, for all people and I talk from experiance, is indeed a scary thing, and it is doubley so for a person who isn't prepared.

It should be understandable and really, Jose and his girl needs to straighten out a few things for the sake in case they concieved a child.

As a relationship, they ought to talk about birth control, money, their future together.... They may need to even open a dialogue such as child rearing, adoption, and much to the displeasure-- abortion.

I'm not telling them what exactly Jose needs to do, but he should be able to open a dialogue of all the stuff I said. Uncertainty is a killer of relationships, family, and marriages. MMMMMMM....

I'm sensing Jose has left out a few details such as the motivation of his girl's wicked sense of humor. I don't believe humans are spotaneous in that way without being legally insane or crazy. There's a story behind the story that may explain why Jose's girl was being a vindictive bitch.

Perhaps if he talked to her and made some kind of compromise, that should lessen some of the sexual and emotional tension they both have.

Eh,

At 12/16/06 05:31 PM, fli wrote:

At 12/16/06 05:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 12/16/06 01:32 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/16/06 03:46 AM, fli wrote:

Eh,

Ehh, I don't really get into that.

I try to keep myself as emoitionally distant as possible.

I'm just saying that I would never be scared for having a child.

No matter the time, it's a blessing.

And abortion wouldn't ever be an option.

If she doesn't want it, I'll take it.

At 12/16/06 05:34 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

And abortion wouldn't ever be an option.

If she doesn't want it, I'll take it.

This is going to sound harsh but unless you board her up in her bedroom abortion will be an option. Yes the father does have rights but that's much harder to quantify than the woman with it in her body.

I don't know how to feel about video games that make you move.

At 12/16/06 06:16 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/16/06 05:34 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

This is going to sound harsh but unless you board her up in her bedroom abortion will be an option. Yes the father does have rights but that's much harder to quantify than the woman with it in her body.

Hey, it takes two to tango, I have the same amount of rights to that child as she does.

And hopefully Massachusetts law dicates that the father also gets the choice.

At 12/16/06 06:37 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

And hopefully Massachusetts law dicates that the father also gets the choice.

Well how would they do that? Would they make the father sign on for the abortion? How would they quantify fatherhood in early pregnancy? And the ultimate question is what are you going to do if she just dosen't want to carry the thing for nine months.
But back to more important matters. The wii discriminates against gamers with limited mobility.

At 12/16/06 06:53 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

I've heard the opposite from my one friend who just graduated. Her work-study job had her feeding disabled students in the dorms. Not all of them can hold controllers, but they can still move their arms. So, the Wii is perfect for those students.

There are disabeled people who would have harder tiems moving their arms around than they would holding a controler. However I have heard you don't need to move around nearly s much as the commercials imply.

At 12/16/06 05:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Why would you be afraid of having a child.

Because I am a very neurotic and fucked up individual who comes from a very long line of fucked up and neurotic individuals, and I do not wish my neurosis on ANYONE.

At 12/16/06 06:37 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Hey, it takes two to tango, I have the same amount of rights to that child as she does.

So says the guy who will never have to pass an 8 pound bowling ball through his dick.

I just had a Jager Bomb. I'm feeling GOOOOD.

At 12/16/06 08:25 PM, Proteas wrote:

I just had a Jager Bomb. I'm feeling GOOOOD.

I don't know why people are so down on jager. It's like candy that gets you wasted.

Jagermeister: feel like a kid while repressing your childhood.

I nominate Der-Bomb for troll of this year.

I feel we have met Jack Chick's child.

At 12/16/06 09:51 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I nominate Der-Bomb for troll of this year.

I feel we have met Jack Chick's child.

Remember not to feed the trolls. It gives them nothing but a smug sense of self-importance.

In other news, I'm giving the PSU (kind of like the SATs) on Dec. 18th-19th and I still have no fucking clue about what career I should butt my head into.

At 12/16/06 06:21 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I played Twilight Princess for the first time. The Wii controls are actually quite simple, but take some getting used to, since you're so used to a controller. Dad also plays, so I can't play all the time. He's on it now. XD

I have twilight princess...but no wii...it's starting to piss me off. i'm always working in mornings, so i never get to go to any of the shipments, because all of the other nerds in town are there before i can ever get there...and the guy at EB keeps making fun of me for asking...

At 12/16/06 05:34 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: And abortion wouldn't ever be an option.

Not mentioning which side he should take, but this is advice that all people should take:

When you go through a relationship-- talk about it.
Dialogue is important, and even if you're against it, you should talk to whoever is your future partner or wife, because the worse circumstance is this:

She may want to abort it, and you can't do anything about it.

Thus, such talkings, helps you calculate your risks when you're going into the relationship, especially if it gets sexual. This being said, you may have a better choice to break off from this relationship in an amicable way.

At 12/16/06 08:48 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't know why people are so down on jager. It's like candy that gets you wasted.

Jagermeister: feel like a kid while repressing your childhood.

I'm not one for black licorice, it's just nasty. But the Jager Bomb was actually a good drink, and went down VERY smoothly. I just felt all warm and fuzzy.

Then I found the "health warnings" bit on Wikipedia's page for Redbull, and that pretty much killed my buzz for the evening. :-\

At 12/17/06 01:10 PM, SevenSeize wrote::

I had a girl in my class this semester who refused to eat, and drank nothing but red bull and diet coke. She also took adipex, which is a diet pill that speeds you up, and her little brother's ritalin. She had the figure of a barbie doll, but she also spent a month in the hospital when her kidneys started to fail.

Maybe she's hoping the rich old guy she snags can afford to buy her a gold-plated dialysis machine.

At 12/17/06 01:10 PM, SevenSeize wrote: She had the figure of a barbie doll, but she also spent a month in the hospital when her kidneys started to fail.

They should have wrapped her up in a straight jacket and locked her away in a padded party room. Anybody THAT desperate to be a skinny little twig will is a danger to themselves.

Caffeine doesn't affect me the same way it does everybody else. I like the occaisonal redbull, I wanted to curl up in a ball and sleep after I downed that drink last night.

And speaking of people who refuse to take care of themselves, I just got a call that my Uncle has been taken by Life-Light Hellicopter to Vanderbilt Hospital. Lovely. :-\

At 12/17/06 01:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote: It concerns me that she is getting an education degree, and may one day teach children.

Padded party room. FOR LIFE.

Oh no! What happened? I'm sorry to hear that.

Come to find out, he had a massive heart attack. They had to zap him seven times just to get his heart started back before they flew him to the hospital.

It's kind of one of those "I told you so" situations. Yeah, I feel bad for him, but the guy went out for to the gym and had beer at home immediatly after his LAST heart attack. He should have known this was going to happen.

Would this be a bad time to quote Ron White?