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At 12/14/06 02:50 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 12/14/06 02:24 AM, Empanado wrote: Meanwhile, *our* football players have been told that maybe there's a chance of them getting paid this year, or maybe next.

You mean Chile's national team? And why do they play if they don't get payed?

Actually, I'm talking about pretty much every team in the league. They're all devoid of anything remotely resembling money, except perhaps for Cobreloa, because they get their cash from CODELCO.

And they're still playing because... wait, they're still playing?
Oh, yeah, I think they are. Well, SOME of them. I guess they don't have a whole lot of options.

At 12/14/06 09:23 AM, stafffighter wrote: You mean I missed one?

I don't think you've ever hit on me, staff. Not that I'm asking you to.

At 12/14/06 02:01 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

I don't think you've ever hit on me, staff. Not that I'm asking you to.

There are personal reasons for that, but nothing you should take personally

At 12/14/06 02:01 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/14/06 09:23 AM, stafffighter wrote: You mean I missed one?

I don't think you've ever hit on me, staff. Not that I'm asking you to.

Oh, I get it now. You want me to do it. I can't blame you, though, I'm some truly hot stuff.

So...

*clears throath*

Wanna go take a ride around my maypole, baby?

At 12/14/06 02:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: There are personal reasons for that, but nothing you should take personally

Afraid to poach in the king's forest?

OOOOHHH god....

Horrible night.
Good, everyone's gone... thank god for shopping.

Extended family. Came over. Hell, hold me back cause I'm gonna break loose.

Did not get to sleep because my cousin Hawk (yes, that's his name) is so fucking creepy and as much as I love him... I also like to keep my distance away from him.

Everyone senses he's kinda "not in his head" although mentally handicapped? I dunno-- I give it a 50/50 chance split.

And ever since we've been kids, he's tried to spoon me and I was like, "WHAT EVER!" Back then, and still now.

Oh, my uncle Jesus from Mexico, who once "milked" a dead prize winning bull for it's highly potent and prized seman, had to sleep my husband.... so I feel worse for him because my uncle is a total asshole. Man, when he returns, I'm gonna hear some great stories... I will not not hear the end of it.

But back to Hawk.
Ewwww-- around 4AM, after he's spooned me at least twice, I wake up not only to him spooning me... but with a boner, and I was so pissed and grossed out that I woke him up and told him to move his boner away or else. He wakes up and hits me right in my bruise and so he's trying to appologize me and I'm like, "No, whatever... just go back to sleep."

I get out, make myself Cream of Wheat because my oatmeal is all finished, and watch some Golden Girls. Enter: Hawk, and in his Gilbert-Grapes-retardation, asks me where's the laundry...

He's had a wet dream, and made an incredibly huge wet stain. He of course tries to conceal that fact but I saw the fucking cum! I said, "In the garage."

And when he's away, I rush the the small bathroom and took a SCALDING hot shower. But oh man, I forgot-- my clothes are in my room where he would surely be back in my room and so my only choice: semi-damp PE clothes in the garage. And so, I'm in the garage, somewhere around 4AM, nude in the cold... changeing in damp undies, damp shorts, damp shirt.

The hell with the family, I went out in the morning and went to Cunningham Park around 5AM to do some running and walking. After that, I went the YMCA and didn't come back around Noon time, because I was hungry and didn't have any food.

Lo and behold, I see everyone and they're eating and I join in, and I swear to god I see Hawk grinning at me like a pervert. But whatever, all the family's together-- and despite my previous relations them (I've mentioned frequently how I often dislike my mother's side of the family because of my sexuality)

But seeing them together like that-- eating tamales and sweet bread, seeing them offering me my favorites ("Rajas" and a nice mole type)--

Made me feel happy because even though my mother's side of family are severly fucked up, at least they got together.

Although I declined to shop with them...

At 12/14/06 03:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

Afraid to poach in the king's forest?

Call it whatever you want but respect rather than fear keeps me from "poaching" it.

This guy's art is fucking incredible...
And I believe I've meet him years ago when I asked him to make a potrait of my grandfather like 5 years ago.

But man,
the "erotic" part...

Stuff there made me REALLY blush.
Not work safe, btw--

good thing nobody's around... I'm sure they're shopping still or doing some sort of argument.

At 12/14/06 01:56 PM, Empanado wrote: Actually, I'm talking about pretty much every team in the league. They're all devoid of anything remotely resembling money, except perhaps for Cobreloa, because they get their cash from CODELCO.

They're not the only one who do ;)

And they're still playing because... wait, they're still playing?
Oh, yeah, I think they are. Well, SOME of them. I guess they don't have a whole lot of options.

Not very keen on Chile's football Empanado, are you?

At 12/14/06 04:23 PM, fli wrote: Everyone senses he's kinda "not in his head" although mentally handicapped? I dunno-- I give it a 50/50 chance split.

I've got a cousin like that. She's been diagnosed as mentally retarded (a side effect of being born 3 months prematurely) but everyone in that side of the family swears up and down she's not handicapped at all.

Although I declined to shop with them...

I don't blame you. I love my extended family dearly, but if I had to put up with them all at once more than 3 times a year, I'd have to kill somebody.

And I don't know who wrote this, but I thank you for giving me the second biggest laugh I've had all day. ;-D

At 12/14/06 09:29 PM, Grammer wrote: This is fun...

AHA!!! Sweet.

There are women on the tubes? Why did no one tell me this?

Yet, no Mortified Penguins.

Dammit Grammer, you stil owe me a birthday present.

At 12/14/06 10:11 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Fli, I may be a moron, but where's the link to the erotic art on the page? I can't find it.

I do love the art, though. Very realistic. I'm usually not big on art.

Can't access the site... but the tabs say "erotic."
Let's just say it involves a lot of penes and rope.

and rubber gloves.

At 12/14/06 10:14 PM, Grammer wrote:
http://newgrounds.wikia.com/wiki/Stafffighter

I got one, yay! And you remembered my pet peeve. Thank you.

poaching in the king's forest, maypoles, did the BBS go back in time?

At 12/14/06 10:49 PM, Grammer wrote:

It's the damndes thing. I remember you telling me about your pet peeve, and I also remember you later telling me it doesn't matter to you anymore, but I can't remember any of the names of the UPS drivers I've worked with over the past few days.

I remember random stuff about lots of my newgrounds buddies.

Fli likes to name kids like they aren't living in modern america and dated girls while wresteling in highschool.
You work for ups and have technical skills that boggle my humanities based mind.
Seven is native american and a teacher who would live with the salary if they fucking supplied her.

At 12/14/06 10:30 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Ah...I see now. I need to look at an entire picture and not its parts. When the "man at work" picture first loaded, I thought he was shitting a rainbow.

Posting up the direct link. Not work safe...

When I looked at that, I started to laugh... again.

I dunno, the art is so friggin beautiful, such as Santos en Descanso...
That's something I would buy and hang up--

Even Big Bro.
And then I see the other stuff, and I dunno... it made me laugh because it's so dang funny but beautifully drawn.

Well,
I dunno... I'm glad to see queer art especially in the Chicano world.
You'll hardly know any queer Chicano or Mexican artists, writers, and the sorts... unless it's some horrible queer stereotype. One of my favorite authors... Arturo Islas...
effectively written out of Chicano literature and anthologies despite the fact that he was one of the first Chicanos to be a professor at Stanford (and probably more or less openly gay too).

I've been trying to write a play from his book The Rain God for many years...I just don't know how to start up.

Anywho--
cheers, all...

At 12/15/06 12:36 AM, fli wrote:

Posting up the direct link. Not work safe...

I'll check that later. University Halls Network services might not look too kindly on it, if I'm being spyed on right now.

I'm finally going home today, so, maybe then.

Those other pictures are amazing, though, brilliant stuff.

Fire place...
Chimney...

they're just names for comfort...

Yeah-- not a real fire wood, we wouldn't know how to build it... but dammit... not many places have fire places and putting in those fire logs is perfectly fine with me.

I was so tired, I feel asleep...
I've toyed the idea of putting another log right now and sleep in the living room while the rest of the family sleeps in their rooms... crowded up-

But then common sense says, "Don't fall asleep by a fire."

I agree with illwillpress's christmas animation with all the censorship of religion and such, yet I'm still doomed as a human being what gives?

At 12/15/06 12:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We already discussed the importance of owning a zombie survival guide. So today I purchased this survival guide to add to my collection. I believe someone should also write a Wal-Mart survival guide, because I went there this morning as well and it was sheer torture.

And yet my Godzilla survival guide didn't move one copy. I say it's useful advise to watch the newscasts to see what roads out of town won't drive you into a foot.

At 12/15/06 12:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 12/15/06 12:43 PM, stafffighter wrote:

And yet my Godzilla survival guide didn't move one copy. I say it's useful advise to watch the newscasts to see what roads out of town won't drive you into a foot.:

I consider that to be important advice. Godzilla is becoming a bigger threat each and everyday, due mostly in part to global warming.

Also due, of course, to the rising levels of obesity. Every year Godzillas feet literally become a bigger threat due to further layers of fat.

At 12/15/06 12:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

Also due, of course, to the rising levels of obesity. Every year Godzillas feet literally become a bigger threat due to further layers of fat.

Hey Godzilla isn't fat. He's an athlete.

At 12/15/06 12:14 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We already discussed the importance of owning a zombie survival guide. So today I purchased this survival guide to add to my collection. I believe someone should also write a Wal-Mart survival guide, because I went there this morning as well and it was sheer torture.

I don't get it. The cover doesn't show senseless violence against students as a viable choice for survival.
I'd say you've been conned by the book publishing corporations.

At 12/15/06 01:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Hey Godzilla isn't fat. He's an athlete.

I heard he's just got big bones.

At 12/15/06 01:42 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Well, state and federal law frowns upon corporal punishment via the hands of an elementary school classroom teacher. So I have to build a classroom community and have behavior reports and sunshine and lollipops...

When I was "out there"-- practicing...
I REALLY got everyone's attention and good behavior by giving a pop quiz.
Heck, an older mentor teacher picked this one up from me!

Sounds very weird, but wait--

Give a REALLY simple "no-body-fails" type of pop quiz...
"what sound does a cat make?" type of pop quiz.

Okay, I sound very absurd, and patronizing when I put it like that,
but if you act just right, this will often give just the right amount of enthusiasm when everyone sees that they got an A on a pop quiz.

I saw often that this gave a boost of confidence to students who were failing,
students who had tried to bad bad asses (be especially patient with them.)
And students who are living the gang life style, or other dangerous life styles.

Do this sparingly but at the right moments, and I'm pretty sure you could make students enthusastic enough in their education, even kids who don't care about academics, to actually want to study and achieve the next A.

Except that, the next test is always harder, but hey--
At least they're doing better.

Pleaze negroe, Penguins are deathly afraid of Walrus Seals.

Not bears.

At 12/15/06 09:30 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 12/15/06 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Ha, turns out penguins and polar bears live on opposite ends of the earth. I fail.

But yeah, if you guys have real life pictures, I'll put them on your wikigrounds page.

No camera, no picture.

But this is what I use.