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This just made my morning

At 12/6/06 09:10 AM, stafffighter wrote: This just made my morning

Oh, when a day has to be made with a fart story...

At 12/6/06 09:10 AM, stafffighter wrote: This just made my morning

One of the replies on the website was hillarious.

Liberal rags+ illegal aliens+ idiot= hillarity.

Man, I don't know any of you people and I think I've outgrown this site. I'm going to stop depositing and move on.

At 12/6/06 12:27 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Man, I don't know any of you people and I think I've outgrown this site. I'm going to stop depositing and move on.

See Ya.

Can I have your name.

Speaking of outgrowing things I had to dish out for a whole new suit for the Yule Ball. I hope it's appreciated. I had to go from a 42 short to a 48 regular. The guy at the store was helpful but commented on me being in great shape a bit too much.

At 12/6/06 02:34 PM, Grammer wrote:

If I never saw your picture I never would've guessed you go to Newgrounds. That's because I'm a sucker for stereotypes ;D

I've been described as having an air of geek that overrides anything but this was by a woman who's come out as hating me since.

At 12/6/06 01:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: Speaking of outgrowing things I had to dish out for a whole new suit for the Yule Ball. I hope it's appreciated. I had to go from a 42 short to a 48 regular. The guy at the store was helpful but commented on me being in great shape a bit too much.

Wait.

Is this length or waist size or what.

I mean usually it's like 33 Waist, 33 Length(Thats me)

At 12/6/06 02:48 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:
Is this length or waist size or what.

It's the chest. If I had the time for him to order it I would have bought an athletic cut where they don't assume your chest and stomach are the same size.

I mean usually it's like 33 Waist, 33 Length(Thats me)

Those are pants measurments. I'm talking about the jacket

At 12/6/06 12:27 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Man, I don't know any of you people and I think I've outgrown this site. I'm going to stop depositing and move on.

Can I have your account?

At 12/6/06 12:27 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Man, I don't know any of you people and I think I've outgrown this site. I'm going to stop depositing and move on.

I wouldn't mind your account.

It'll be sad to see ya go. You are one of the only consistant people to bring intellegence to a thread.

BTW, I've said the same as you have, and newgrounds keep sucking me back. It is an addiction worse than crack.

We should have a Texas Cage Match for his account!

At 12/6/06 04:53 PM, Grammer wrote: Bitch I'll scratch your eyes out.

You wiegh like a 140.

And you didn't play sports.

I on the other hand, wrestled my ass off for two years.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.....

I drive a 95 Buick Century.

BITCH.

Top THAT.

Oh yeah? Lets go, bitchs!

I'll crush your skull!

At 12/6/06 04:53 PM, Grammer wrote: Bitch I'll scratch your eyes out.

I seriously doubt you can even lift an arm above your head

staffighter is a beast, don't mess with those hunks of masculinity. He beats up rhinos for fun. He's a hardcore mutha.

Ok, am I being stalked by a dude?

At 12/6/06 07:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, am I being stalked by a dude?

He's 15, so he's probably still androgynous.

Even so, keep your back to the wall, man.

At 12/6/06 07:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, am I being stalked by a dude?

He's 15, more then likely still jacking off to hentai.

At 12/6/06 07:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, am I being stalked by a dude?

can you teach me the ways of rhino beating oh wise one?

At 12/6/06 08:13 PM, UnusQuoMeridianus wrote:

can you teach me the ways of rhino beating oh wise one?

Let them get to a rate where they can't turn on a dime and step just barely out of their path. If you're quick you can get to the eye socket which is the least protected route to the brain.

At 12/6/06 08:22 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/6/06 08:13 PM, UnusQuoMeridianus wrote:

Let them get to a rate where they can't turn on a dime and step just barely out of their path. If you're quick you can get to the eye socket which is the least protected route to the brain.

No, I think he means "Rhino Beating" if you get my drift.

At 12/6/06 08:32 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: No, I think he means "Rhino Beating" if you get my drift.

damnit, that 15 year old stalker threw me off. i thought, as staff seems to have thought, we were discussing actual rhinos. damn you 15 year old stlaker perv.

At 12/6/06 08:07 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: He's 15, more then likely still jacking off to hentai.

The hell is wrong with hentai?

At 12/6/06 02:48 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 12/6/06 01:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: Speaking of outgrowing things I had to dish out for a whole new suit for the Yule Ball. I hope it's appreciated. I had to go from a 42 short to a 48 regular. The guy at the store was helpful but commented on me being in great shape a bit too much.

Wait.

Is this length or waist size or what.

I mean usually it's like 33 Waist, 33 Length(Thats me)

I'm a bit confused too ... Staff obviously has a better midsection than me and I'm 39 inches.... and that's down two inch since last year.

I'm guessing... his waist is a 36... and his pants (on the waist like how most guys should use) about 32 to 36. (I wear size 34 pants at my hips.)

42 inch waistline... that would mean you've been drinking Coores all day everyday.

At 12/6/06 09:43 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/6/06 08:07 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: He's 15, more then likely still jacking off to hentai.

The hell is wrong with hentai?

It's a frieken cartoon.

Seriously, porn is bad in the first place.

Hentai basically screams," I can't get laid."

Well, I'm going to go see Clapton in March. My dad got 3 tickets and he invited me and let me choose somebody to go, too, 14th row center. I'm excited, and I think I'll bring my buddy who I jam out with a lot. I'm excited, to say the least.

You know.

Fucking with people at ChaCha definately has it's kicks.

At 12/6/06 09:59 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: It's a frieken cartoon.

And...? Anime is made for all ages in Japan.

Seriously, porn is bad in the first place.

Well, I won't disagree with you there.

Hentai basically screams," I can't get laid."

So real porn doesn't scream that at all, I suppose?

And just what is "ChaCha?"