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I'm shaved nearly all my hair...
My family is like in shock because I've never been bald since I was a baby... and not even that! I was born with a full set of soft baby chocolately hair...

And now that I've shaven my pubic-hair coarse follicles, I feel sexy...
Villian sexy, you know.
Lex Luther, you know...

No... what am I talking about?
Sex Luther more like it...

It's very funny how that I'm 25 years old and I still have the same face when I was born. Aside that it's a little longer and squared off... It's still easy to figure my picture out in baby pics. Not my husband... he looks completly different from his childhood years.

At 12/5/06 01:25 AM, fli wrote:

It's very funny how that I'm 25 years old and I still have the same face when I was born. Aside that it's a little longer and squared off... It's still easy to figure my picture out in baby pics. Not my husband... he looks completly different from his childhood years.

I'm 25 as well and the consense is that without the beard I'd look 12

At 12/5/06 01:29 AM, stafffighter wrote: I'm 25 as well and the consense is that without the beard I'd look 12

You would, actually...
You have what I call "baby eyes"--

Really round and wide open...

People who I think have baby eyes are Betty Davis, that National Geographic girl, and that Spider Man dude (he's Toby something...)

At 12/5/06 01:38 AM, fli wrote:

You would, actually...
You have what I call "baby eyes"--

Really round and wide open...

My chances of looking badass are ruined forever. Aren't they?

People who I think have baby eyes are Betty Davis, that National Geographic girl, and that Spider Man dude (he's Toby something...)

Toby Mcquire. Who has said that he would be willing to do a forth spider-man if they came to him with a good story but otherwise he'd like to spend more time with his new daughter

At 12/5/06 01:49 AM, stafffighter wrote: My chances of looking badass are ruined forever. Aren't they?

Why would you wanna be a badass?
It only works if you got that "over-drive" kicking in...

Plus that went out when Kurt Cobain blew off his head...

Toby Mcquire. Who has said that he would be willing to do a forth spider-man if they came to him with a good story but otherwise he'd like to spend more time with his new daughter

I haven't seen any of them...
Got to see some parts of the second.

Doc Oc was awsome... that actor who played Diego Rivera.
He also read the Vampire Armand and made that book, more or less, pleasurable enough to hear the story...

At 12/5/06 02:02 AM, fli wrote:

Why would you wanna be a badass?
It only works if you got that "over-drive" kicking in...

Well I'm never going to be the clean little meek boy

Plus that went out when Kurt Cobain blew off his head...

He did not do that himself. He had a morphine level it would impossible to pull a trigger with. The rest I have to say is speculation to protect myself legally. Theory theory theory. Courtney love did it the same way she does her music, opening her legs to someone with real talent.

At 12/5/06 02:11 AM, stafffighter wrote: Well I'm never going to be the clean little meek boy

Not even gonna suggest that either...
but ever thought about going retro-sexual?

You really got it down, all you have to do, really... shave your head. I'm on level one... you should use the razor blade.

He did not do that himself. He had a morphine level it would impossible to pull a trigger with. The rest I have to say is speculation to protect myself legally. Theory theory theory. Courtney love did it the same way she does her music, opening her legs to someone with real talent.

Okay... then lemme use a passive sentence.
"Plus... that look went out ever since Kurt Cobain's head had exploded."

Eh--
You know, there was a point that I though Courtney Love had a good song or two... God, she is gorgeous when she cleans up... occasionally... But her life style is fucking up her cords. I saw her on TV and she sounded like an elderly woman.

At 12/5/06 03:02 AM, fli wrote:

Not even gonna suggest that either...
but ever thought about going retro-sexual?

You really got it down, all you have to do, really... shave your head. I'm on level one... you should use the razor blade.

Not a clue what retrosexual means. It has been suggested that shaving my head would deny observation of my badly high hair line.

Eh--
You know, there was a point that I though Courtney Love had a good song or two... God, she is gorgeous when she cleans up... occasionally... But her life style is fucking up her cords. I saw her on TV and she sounded like an elderly woman.

Of course she has good songs, some very talented men made them for her

At 12/5/06 03:12 AM, stafffighter wrote: Not a clue what retrosexual means.

best article I've read that's explains it...

Think "Brawny Man" logo...

I've been hearing about it for a long time now... I've even picked up a new word recently in the gay culture...

homomasculinist.
Gay guys who don't follow the stereotype but appear rather straight...

At 12/5/06 03:32 AM, fli wrote:

Think "Brawny Man" logo...

I cannot grow a mustashe.

homomasculinist.
Gay guys who don't follow the stereotype but appear rather straight...

There has to be a word for not fufilling a steriotype now?

At 12/5/06 03:42 AM, stafffighter wrote: There has to be a word for not fufilling a steriotype now?

"welcometotheclub" ?

...Makes me think of Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, and Earl from "My name is Earl" all rolled into one.

What made me laugh was when it talked about Kid Rock bagging "the ultimate prize: Pamela Anderson"...

NOTANYMORE!

At 12/5/06 08:09 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

What made me laugh was when it talked about Kid Rock bagging "the ultimate prize: Pamela Anderson"...

NOTANYMORE!

The way I look at is how are you going to have any confidence with a woman who's been with Tommy Lee?

At 12/5/06 01:25 AM, fli wrote: I'm shaved nearly all my hair...

Yay! Join the shaved silent white majority! I'll put you up for a vote with the Imperial Wizard...

And now that I've shaven my pubic-hair coarse follicles, I feel sexy...
Villian sexy, you know.
Lex Luther, you know...

oh. ah.. eh.....

>.>

I shaved my head once. It was good for me on the long run, since my hair was totally lame before and now it's... well, it's still lame, but quite better than how it was previously.
Good thing I shaved it about a year before the whole neo-nazi thing blew up in here, or I would've got a lot of the nasty eye.

I haven't shaved my head since I was 19.

Although it is pretty short now.

At 12/5/06 03:34 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: I haven't shaved my head since I was 19.

Although it is pretty short now.

Is it short enough to spike?

I've always wanted hair short enough to spike, but my hair is too light.

albino :)

I am absolutely clawing the walls here. I don't get bored easily - heck, a good book will keep me very content. But I finished Eragon in 5 hours yesterday, and now all there is to do is veg out.

Symptoms of my boredom:
Dyed hair red
Painted nails (first time in months)
Pondered cleaning my room
Watched five minutes of Tyra

It's finals season for all my friends who are still in college, so they can't entertain me. My laptop is gone for repairs, so I can't spend hours playing in photoshop or anything like that.

Pretty soon I may take up a hobby, and that could be very, very dangerous.

Eragon

hehe, i wonder how much time it took to find a name for that book

dragons eh? aragon? already taken...bragon? what the fucks a bragon?! fuck that shit...cragon? fuck that too...dragon? not bad...oh wait...eragon? meh; good enough.

At 12/5/06 03:34 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: I haven't shaved my head since I was 19.

Although it is pretty short now.

Your hair frames your face well short, and call it sexist if you want but a chick being bald by choice is weird.

Time to gripe about every day life. None of us like to wait in lines but in a world where everyone has needs they are an inevitability. This is something one must make peace with. What I cannot understand is people who feel the need to be chatty once they get up front. Do you not remember how much it sucked being back here? Go about your business, the rest of us can go about our own business and then we'll all have more time to socialize in ways that inconvience no one.

At 12/5/06 04:54 PM, stafffighter wrote: Time to gripe about every day life. None of us like to wait in lines but in a world where everyone has needs they are an inevitability. This is something one must make peace with. What I cannot understand is people who feel the need to be chatty once they get up front. Do you not remember how much it sucked being back here? Go about your business, the rest of us can go about our own business and then we'll all have more time to socialize in ways that inconvience no one.

Waiting in line sucks. Exspecially when when all those bastards who think they are pretty cut in front of you even though you were there first.

And then they stand in mobs and hold up the line.

Damn them all!

I am just stoned and wanted to be part of this godforsaken big thread.

At 12/5/06 07:41 PM, Tomsan wrote: I am just stoned and wanted to be part of this godforsaken big thread.

Isn't that point of this tread to outlaw spam?

your post = spam.

At 12/5/06 07:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Today I went to Books A Million on my lunch break to kill some time. While there I found this book," lose weight, get laid, find god"..... Is that all we have to do? No one ever sends me the memo.

That's awesome. And wouldn't it be nice if it was so simple? If life could be summed up in six words. Shit. I'd buy that.

At 12/5/06 07:41 PM, Tomsan wrote: I am just stoned and wanted to be part of this godforsaken big thread.

I could use some drugs now. I feel like shit, coming down with something, and I have so much work hanging over my head. Some sort of downer would be great. *le sigh*

At 12/5/06 08:23 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Isn't that point of this tread to outlaw spam?

your post = spam.

are you crazy? do you know how much spam this one thread is loaded up with?

At 12/5/06 07:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Today I went to Books A Million on my lunch break to kill some time. While there I found this book," lose weight, get laid, find god"..... Is that all we have to do? No one ever sends me the memo.

Yes Zombie Survival Guide is right next to it.

Purchase that.

The invasion has begun.

At 12/5/06 04:53 PM, UnusQuoMeridianus wrote:

Eragon

hehe, i wonder how much time it took to find a name for that book

dragons eh? aragon? already taken...bragon? what the fucks a bragon?! fuck that shit...cragon? fuck that too...dragon? not bad...oh wait...eragon? meh; good enough.

It's as good as I would expect a 15-year-old child prodigy to come up with.

At 12/5/06 03:34 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: I haven't shaved my head since I was 19.

Although it is pretty short now.

I think my band just broke up. And I wasn't even there. Fucking assholes can't fucking get along. Fuck. Fuckity fuck. Fucker fucky. I should fuck all their girlfriends, I'm fairly certain that's what I should do.

I need hugs, damnit. Or maybe some X and a kitten.

I *should* have new audio up on chiselfist But Steve may have taken it down again. Fuckity fuckler farfuckedschnoogans. We *had* two great gigs lined up, too.

Nope, it's been taken down again.

Fuck. I hope like shit I can get in a better band.

Somebody PM or IM me before my head pops like a zit.

At 12/5/06 07:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Today I went to Books A Million on my lunch break to kill some time. While there I found this book," lose weight, get laid, find god"..... Is that all we have to do? No one ever sends me the memo.

It's a good title but it dosen't say anything about money. I know the people who wrote the book have that covered now but still