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At 12/2/06 01:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

What were we talking about? Ben afflec sucks?

But not in Kevin Smith roles. Jersey Girl was drastically unappreciated

At 12/2/06 02:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

He was in Dogma, and I love Dogma.

Yes but Dogma is considered more a "kevin smith movie" where as Jersey Girl is something seperate.

I may visit Paris for free...
Renaud... the friend I've made in Acapulco...

(If you guys remember... a few months ago we had a very innocent fling and my husband found out and he left with his family for how many days I dunno...)

Well,
He's getting married.
My husband is friends with him now and his family in San Carlos (South of San Francisco and north from my San Jose) have tickets they can't cancel. They had problems and they have their refund and also the seats...

"Reno" remembered me and said to his family to give the free ride to me and lo and behold... free tickets to Paris in Janurary 5th... Problem, I have school and stuff... And I need to buy back a trip for two back to the US. still I get to save tons of money.

Although I won't be living in the lap of luxury... Reno lives in the ghetto-ass parts of Paris where the riots used to be. Still--

It's Paris.

At 12/2/06 01:03 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: As far as what Emp was talking about with the Sandman movie...have you fucking even READ Sandman dude? The shit you're suggesting is like if they made a movie based off that very small segue about Hector Hall as some duped almost 40's like super hero re-re. Still pissed DC took him out as Dr. Fate, I was digging that.

I read the whole thing except for a couple of pages in that chapter about the keys of hell, and that's exactly my point. Comic book films have slowly been starting to give us hints of the true formula: The shittiness of the film is directly proportional to the awesomeness of the comic. Constantine, V for Vendetta, XLG, anyone?
Chances are that Gaiman will step out of the film production somewhere in the middle and they'll hire that guy who directed that movie about the hip-hop kangaroo and they'll replace the dreams with explosions and the Endless with car chases.
Let's make predictions about the shitty cast:
Morpheus will be Ben Affleck or Clive Owen. Death will be... uh. Rosario Dawson or Jessica Alba. Bad guy with goatee will be James Gandolfini. Danny Trejo will be the token hispanic henchman. Vin Diesel will be Destiny, Rupert Everett will be Desire, Jeanine Garofalo will be Despair, Destruction won't appear in the first film, but they'll make a "subtle" reference about him foreshadowing the sequel, and Delirium will mark the actoral debut of music celebrity Avril Lavigne.

Abandon all hope, you know I'm right.

Actually Rosario Dawson would make a good Death.

At 12/2/06 02:14 AM, stafffighter wrote: Actually Rosario Dawson would make a good Death.

1.- Not pale enough.
B) Too bodacious.
III: She cannot act.

That's exactly why they're going to pick her.

In a perfect world, of course, all female roles would be performed by Keira Knightley. Not necessarily because she's the best for the role, mind you, but because she's, like, HOT.

At 12/2/06 02:21 AM, Empanado wrote: III: She cannot act.

Oh! Oh! Exception to this being "The 25th Hour".

At 12/2/06 02:06 AM, fli wrote: It's Paris.

Pffth. If there's one thing that I've learned from romantic indie films is that Vienna is much better than Paris, because when you're in Paris you're like ten years older and you most likely don't even get laid with the French chick.

At 12/2/06 02:21 AM, Empanado wrote:

At 12/2/06 02:14 AM, stafffighter wrote: Actually Rosario Dawson would make a good Death.

1.- Not pale enough.
B) Too bodacious.
III: She cannot act.

The endless are manifestations who can be pretty much what they want. Black chick wouldn't be a stretch
Death has been drawn fairly bodacious at time. Have you read her solo books?
Yes she fucking can. Did you see her in an exmaple of the kickass comic make into kick ass movie Sin City?

At 12/2/06 02:26 AM, stafffighter wrote: The endless are manifestations who can be pretty much what they want. Black chick wouldn't be a stretch

Pffth.

Death has been drawn fairly bodacious at time. Have you read her solo books?

Pffth.

Yes she fucking can. Did you see her in an exmaple of the kickass comic make into kick ass movie Sin City?

The mere fact that Sin City was the best comic-book-made-into-movie of the last, like, nine hundred years, doesn't hide the fact that neither Rosario Dawson nor Clive Owen can act.

At 12/2/06 02:27 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

Was she in Sin City?

The hooker with the uzi Dwight was in love with. I didn't catch it at first either because she just fell into the role.

At 12/2/06 02:34 AM, stafffighter wrote: The hooker with the uzi Dwight was in love with. I didn't catch it at first either because she just fell into the role.

I think I'll just quote Ron Burgundy and say that she was a "smelly pirate hooker".

At 12/2/06 02:48 AM, Empanado wrote:

I think I'll just quote Ron Burgundy and say that she was a "smelly pirate hooker".

The operation seemed pretty clean. Otherwise a pirate hooker would be cool

At 12/2/06 02:34 AM, stafffighter wrote: The hooker with the uzi Dwight was in love with. I didn't catch it at first either because she just fell into the role.

Gail. I also thought her performance in Clerks 2 was great. Jersey Girl is still a Kevin Smith movie in many many ways man...it's just that there's less friggin swearing, but otherwise I think it's got the same emotional beats, life lessons, and yadda. But they definitely went schmaltzy and the "doing what everybody else does" route with that ending.

At 12/2/06 02:42 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Okay! Man I love that movie.... You guys can argue about the chicks all you want, but that's a kick ass movie...

The comics are even better...I think Miller puts some kind of crack in there that seeps in through the pores of the fingers as you read...because you finish one and just go "I gotta have another"

At 12/2/06 02:25 AM, Empanado wrote: ... when you're in Paris...you most likely don't even get laid with the French chick.

*pfftttt...*
Like I'm gonna Paris for that.

anyways,
I just wanna see-- I mean, I haven't really travelled to other countries that don't speak either Spanish or English.

At 12/1/06 10:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 12/1/06 10:14 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Yeah, because we certainly weren't the ones who did the majority of the fighting in the French and Indian war, no sir.

You fought the French.

Seriously.

And we certainly didn't invent the repeating long rifle, either.

And look who invented the Revolver.
Ohh, Colt pawns.

Nope, we just sat around drinking, beating our women, and making fun of negroes until all you civilized Yankees came down here with your firey torches and your hordes of illegitimately born irish immigrants and raped and pillaged your way through the countryside for daring to stand up for our constitutional rights.

Hey, blame Sherman, he made sure that them Rev's suffered for thier treason.

Grant was stuck up with Lee.

Sherman was wide open.

Did I mention I hate you guys?

Ditto.

At 12/2/06 09:22 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

You fought the French.

Seriously.

Yes, the same French who a few years later stomped over most of europe

At 12/2/06 03:00 AM, fli wrote:

At 12/2/06 02:25 AM, Empanado wrote: ... when you're in Paris...you most likely don't even get laid with the French chick.

*pfftttt...*
Like I'm gonna Paris for that.

Okay, fine. You most likely don't even get laid with Ethan Hawke, then.

At 12/2/06 10:32 AM, Empanado wrote:

Okay, fine. You most likely don't even get laid with Ethan Hawke, then.

Dude if he got with Ethan Hawke, who I didn't even know was in Paris, his husband would fucking high five it for it.

At 12/2/06 09:29 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/2/06 09:22 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Yes, the same French who a few years later stomped over most of europe

Seriously.

They fought Russians and Austrians.

Both of whom aren't known for thier military expeirence.

At 12/2/06 12:02 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Seriously.

They fought Russians and Austrians.

Both of whom aren't known for thier military expeirence.

You mean the Russians who had us at a standstill for decades only after being an undeniable force in world war two?

At 12/1/06 03:12 PM, Grammer wrote: Because if say, you, were choosing who the candidates would be, then anyone who you didn't feel was qualified to be a candidate can't win, even if they might have if they had a chance.

"Wah"?

At 12/2/06 12:19 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/2/06 12:02 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

You mean the Russians who had us at a standstill for decades only after being an undeniable force in world war two?

You mean the same ones that sent thier troops out on the battlefield without weapons.

Or the russians that suffered catistrophic causalties in WW2 due to inept leadership.

At 12/2/06 02:28 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 12/2/06 12:19 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/2/06 12:02 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

You mean the Russians who had us at a standstill for decades only after being an undeniable force in world war two?

You mean the same ones that sent thier troops out on the battlefield without weapons.

Or the russians that suffered catistrophic causalties in WW2 due to inept leadership.

Yeah, the unarmed Russians with the inept leadership who still managed to defeat the Nazis.

wait, wtf are you people talking about? Shadup.

Wassalldis? Aah, the Russian Winter...

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

I want snow. Now. I want to eat it. And turkey. I want turkey. But I can wait 'till Christmas.

At 12/2/06 10:32 AM, Empanado wrote: Okay, fine. You most likely don't even get laid with Ethan Hawke, then.

Eh--
Metrosexual is okay--

BUT...
Retrosexual is like this:

"Handsome is when you say you're pretty to your mirror... rugged is when mirror say this to you."

At 12/2/06 03:39 PM, fli wrote: Retrosexual is like this:

I was thinking more along the lines of Disco Stu when I read that, but I guess yours is ok.

At 12/2/06 06:39 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/2/06 03:39 PM, fli wrote: Retrosexual is like this:

I was thinking more along the lines of Disco Stu when I read that, but I guess yours is ok.

Disco Stu has style for two

At 12/2/06 02:42 PM, RedSkunk wrote:

At 12/2/06 02:28 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 12/2/06 12:19 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/2/06 12:02 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Yeah, the unarmed Russians with the inept leadership who still managed to defeat the Nazis.

wait, wtf are you people talking about? Shadup.

You mean the same ones that were fighting the British, American and countless Resitance groups.

In other news, I have recently found the bands wilco and the Lost Dogs

Both Folk Rock bands.

I'm just going to say this and let something that could be either ethnic pride or forbidden politics go. America did not invent the bicep.