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At 11/28/06 10:51 PM, Proteas wrote:

Yeah... but most of the dialogue is just as stupid as a Mad TV marathon though.

mad tv has really gone downhill. They're too much like saturday night live now. and, as I've said, saturday night live hasen't been funny since sandler and the gang left.

At 11/28/06 09:04 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Scary picture.

admit it thou.. designer silk reproductions of that gold tie will us mmmillions!

just a shame we'll have to spend all that loot on making gold bullion statuettes.

anyone know what the design is based on?

At 11/28/06 11:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I watched it when Will Ferrell was there. I liked him. I loved the Spartan cheerleaders...

Very funny man, but they didn't have material that deserved him

At 11/28/06 11:16 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I liked Norm MacDonald (spell?) too. He was a good Burt Reynolds. lol....

His show, featuring the dad from alf, didn't get half the chance it deserved.

In clerks 2 news

"did mr. randell just call mr. dante a ************" classic

ZOMG, David Hasselhoff on that stupid show Still Standing! Now I'm kind of glad there's nothing else on.

imperator – you mean you're telling us that's not you in your profile pic?

No worries, it's me. It's a bust of how I look when I get up in the morning.....

At 11/28/06 09:24 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Thanks Fli.

But just to question this.

Don't you feel that you have an unattural view of your body and that your hurting yourself with these binges of Exercise.

I admit...
Ever since I got depressed and padded on weight over a year ago, I don't like feeling softer than my husband. But unnatural view? Nah...

Although, sometimes I feel he may acquire wondering eyes if I acquire wondering weight--
But then again, his hair has thinned out and gone bald in some parts and he's admitted feeling bad abou that while I still have massive quantities of that odd puffie Mexy-afro thing going on as my wrestling pic clearly shows.

*sigh*
Nature--

Yeah, I think I may shy away from this place now on. I am fucking addicted to the internet in general now and this place in particular and it is making me anti-social. I have shit I HAVE to do and I come here or surf the internet instead or whatever. Its fucking with me.

I have learned a hell of a lot here and its shaped my views a ton, but I cant do this place anymore. I mean, fuck, I love the internet but its to easy to lose hours doing nothing on it. I should be reading a book or going out of my room to do something, stuff I did much more before I got addicted to this virtual crack called the internet. And shit, thats what this really is, crack.

So. . . peace out and please yell at me if I post. Please, you will be doing me a favor.

At 11/29/06 06:22 AM, Demosthenez wrote: I have learned a hell of a lot here and its shaped my views a ton,

You just earned years of ridicule.

Anyone here got clues as to how to write a technical report?

At 11/29/06 01:36 PM, RedSkunk wrote:

At 11/29/06 06:22 AM, Demosthenez wrote: I have learned a hell of a lot here and its shaped my views a ton,

You just earned years of ridicule.

Oh God, we warped his poor little mind....

At 11/29/06 01:43 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Anyone here got clues as to how to write a technical report?

Use big words and throw in some numbers.

At 11/29/06 01:43 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Anyone here got clues as to how to write a technical report?

Lots of porn references.

And X-box games.

Then they will get you.

I found the funniest Dilbert comic that just seemed to relate here.

The pointy haired boss basically said that Dilberts job was going to be lengthened and that his work would be marginalized. Dilbert says that at least he has a rewarding social life.

When he goes home, Ratbert says that the X-Box is broken. He shouts, Now I have nothing.

Anyways Fli, there's natural health and then there's hurting yourself.

10 miles all of a sudden is hurting yourself.

Take it from me, you live near some of the best backpacking areas in the country.

New Mexico and Northern California.\

I have the Appalachian Trail and Old Long Trail.

Reason why I hike is because I hate running alone and I can't keep it up.

At 11/29/06 03:41 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Reason why I hike is because I hate running alone and I can't keep it up.

I jog on a treadmill because the weather here has been nothing I want to be outside in. If I get a dvd going I almost don't notice the work.

At 11/29/06 06:48 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/29/06 03:41 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

I jog on a treadmill because the weather here has been nothing I want to be outside in. If I get a dvd going I almost don't notice the work.

Ehh.

On the weekends I can usually get a 8 or 9 mile walk.

On weedays without work, 2 or 3 mile walk.

At 11/29/06 06:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I live on a military base with an inground pool, gym, and half mile track.

So I was right, the government is making super marine babies. Hopefully your gentle influence will show them what it means to be human

At 11/29/06 07:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

lol. Where do you come up with this stuff?

That one was a combination of conspiracy therioes, the cuteness of camoflague diapers and the movie soldier starring kurt russell.

At 11/29/06 03:41 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: New Mexico and Northern California.\
I have the Appalachian Trail and Old Long Trail.
Reason why I hike is because I hate running alone and I can't keep it up.

Mmmm...
Only "nature" areas in here is man made lake Cunningham Park and the old Alum Rock...

Northern California, like Redding (a city I most despise, btw) is like...
Well-- let's just say that if Black or Mexican from Oakland wondered in there... Let's just say it wouldn't be like finding Where's Waldo....

Plus, I like running. A lot.
Although I haven't run like since my high school years, so eh...

And I've gone on hikes a few times, and I dislike it... sure, I like nature and all. I just don't like feeling grimey with sweat and dust, or flying into clouds of gnats.

Anyways,
I'm making a varation of Oatmeal Soup (Scottish favorite, right?)

Except, it's much more spicy...
And green.

It has tomatoes, onions, parsley base.
1/2 cup of oats.
Carrots and chayote.
Chicken bullion...

Total experimentation, but it tastes pretty good.

At 11/29/06 08:10 PM, fli wrote:

At 11/29/06 03:41 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Total experimentation, but it tastes pretty good.

Heresy.

Oatmeal Soup isn't supposed to be so...exotic.

Anyways, hiking definately has it's pleasures.

It takes money out for my equipment.
But it's fun and healthy.

Likewise I recomend one of my favourite books.

A Walk in the Woods

Man, I love running. gets my mind off things and is just plain enjoyable for me...though i havn't been able to since the end of the summer...damn schooling like things...and it's cold outside :/

Are we talking about our weights? I think I may be the heaviest one here. Gah.

Yule Ball on Saturday! I have two days left to finish everything I need to get finished. I also have to bake about 5 chocolate cakes, some christmas cookies, and a carrot cake decorated to look like Uncle Monsterface--the puppet, not the entire band.

Hair cut tomorrow, then another bleach and dye evening. Red this time! Red to go with my Yule Ball dress. RAWK.

My hair is brown. it always has been. And I'm going to get it cut before the boston thing becuase in my suit I shall be james bond, not the new one, and he always has well kept hair

I still say bald atheltic guys ala Andre Aggassi are sexy--

BTW, Freak... forgive me but I've put the package thingie on the side... But it will be done... Got stuff to do and the lines are killer.

At 11/30/06 03:46 AM, fli wrote: I still say bald atheltic guys ala Andre Aggassi are sexy--

Get away from me with that razor

I was planning on dying my hair sky blue. Discuss.

At 11/30/06 08:13 AM, Grammer wrote:

Show us your hair, I've never seen your real picture.

Indeed, you shall be privy to the first unveiling of Da-Finchy's true form:

My sister dyed her hair blue, and it washed out to silver and then this gross greeny-gold color. Be careful which brands you look at, and make sure you follow the instructions for refreshing the color.

I was thinking about getting my hair tinted more red, not really dyeing it any particular color but picking up some of the natural auburn tones.

At 11/30/06 12:43 PM, Grammer wrote: I forgot to say, Leonardo, that at the point at which your hair parts looks almost like a bald spot. That's not meant to be an insult, it's just the way I see it.

I concur. I mean, look, man, it's... It looks really bad. If it's been helpful so far with the chicks, then good for you, but if I were in your dire position, I'd consider parting it at the middle a la Cobain or getting it cut.

I'm against it...
Instead, I would bleach it cause you have medium brown hair (by the looks of it.)

It would be easy for you to bleach.
And slick back you very long hair back with a wax or pomade... Draco Malfoy sort of look, I guess...

If my hair wasn't the hue of black that it is...
I would take another opportunity to bleach it. (First time, it turned to Spalding basket ball orange-red color....)

However...
temoporary blue streaks in black hair is very gorgeous...

But to see a guy with all blue hair?
Mmmm... too

At 11/30/06 08:13 AM, Grammer wrote: I also noticed I tend to judge popularity by post count. Does that make me shallow?

No.

At 11/30/06 09:17 AM, Grammer wrote: So... who's making the Poli Awards thread of 2006? It should start tomorrow =]

Yeah, the thing should either start around now, or at the beginning of next year. Too close to the whole "holiday season" BS and you miss out on a lot of regulars. Befell always used to disappear because he didn't have internet at home. Course he's gone now too, but..

Did you listen to dredd? I think skipping the nominations thread would be a good idea too. But that requires a lot of faith being put in whoever does the awards..

i've been looking forward to this for like half a year :|

Sort of sad....?