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At 11/9/06 03:50 AM, fli wrote:
If you have a coke and a lemon...
That will give you an hour or two of relief... just enough to get to the store and get some pepto bismo...

At three AM?

I really don't feel like driving fifteen minutes in any direction. Won't last.

At 11/9/06 03:54 AM, Jose wrote:

At 11/9/06 03:50 AM, fli wrote:
If you have a coke and a lemon...
That will give you an hour or two of relief... just enough to get to the store and get some pepto bismo...

At three AM?

I really don't feel like driving fifteen minutes in any direction. Won't last.

Eh--
Just mix half a lemon in half a can of Coke...
It will make you feel better for a little while. When I was in Acapulco I depended on this trick.

At 11/9/06 03:57 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/06 03:54 AM, Jose wrote:

At 11/9/06 03:50 AM, fli wrote:
If you have a coke and a lemon...
That will give you an hour or two of relief... just enough to get to the store and get some pepto bismo...

At three AM?

I really don't feel like driving fifteen minutes in any direction. Won't last.

Eh--
Just mix half a lemon in half a can of Coke...
It will make you feel better for a little while. When I was in Acapulco I depended on this trick.

And conversation turns to bowel movements.

Lemons and vinegar are two of the best natural cleaning products ever. Coke is also good in a tight spot, but it requires rinsing, or the sugar makes stuff sticky again.

Add the juice of one lemon to half a bucket of warm soapy water, and it makes your brass very shiny.

I was wondering. Now they have Coke Zero, with no sugar, but crammed with aspartame, why don't they also make a Coke "natural", with no artificial flavours or colours? Then you could decide which way to go, slimming, or "detox".

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A pharmacist goes into work one day to find a man standing in the corner of his pharmacy groaning and looking at the ground. He walks up to his blonde assistant and asks, "What's his problem?" She responds by saying, "He came in here earlier asking for something for diahrea, so I gave him some cough syrup." "YOU BLOCKHEAD!" the pharmacist angrilly responds, " You don't treat diahrea with cough syrup!" "Sure you do, now he's afraid to cough!"

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Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne cameo in Motley Crue's "Dirt" movie. Now that ought to be interesting. :-\

At 11/9/06 08:55 AM, Proteas wrote: -----------

Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne cameo in Motley Crue's "Dirt" movie. Now that ought to be interesting. :-\

They're both offbeat genius. Ozzy gets entirly too much attention for being Ozzy and not enough for the level of music he's been able to turn out all these years.

At 11/9/06 03:40 AM, fli wrote: Moments of irony--

there was some marines thingy in my college's cafeteria and it had little passport looking things that said "class of tomorrow" and i took about four of them, crossed out "class" and wrote in "casualty"

then i put them back..

i felt rebellious

At 11/9/06 12:02 PM, Malachy wrote: there was some marines thingy in my college's cafeteria and it had little passport looking things that said "class of tomorrow" and i took about four of them, crossed out "class" and wrote in "casualty"

then i put them back..

i felt rebellious

Wow, that's really gay.

Did you run away giggling afterwards?

At 11/9/06 01:31 PM, BeFell wrote:

Wow, that's really gay.

Did you run away giggling afterwards?

I'm guessing he did. I'm also guessing he's that one guy at the protests who isn't there just to sleep with a woman who beleives in the thing. That's holding the door open for other guys and bend over in prison level shit there.

At 11/9/06 01:31 PM, BeFell wrote: Did you run away giggling afterwards?

i had myself a very hearty giggle...though since it was at about 10pm after a night class, i doubt anyone really cared...probably just threw the away when they noticed. my wit goes unnappreciated, sadly.

At 11/2/06 05:25 PM, fli wrote: Lane Bryant models are not "plus size" in my books...

Oh man it's a sad world when people start calling women like this http://dave.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ rachael074.jpg "plus size." I see absolutely nothing "plus" about that girl in the picture or any of the layne bryant models in your link. They're actually perfect size in my opinion.

Conversely, this is what I would consider real plus size:
Disclaimer: Do not click on the following link if you are easilly grossed out or find the morbidly obese as... well... morbid. http://www.localhost.nl/stuff/images/fat-woma n.jpeg

And finally, models such as these could be considered "negative size" and be given immediate medical attention and a goddamned sammich! >:/
http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/4689 1/Skinny%20model.jpg

At 11/9/06 02:21 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I'm guessing he did. I'm also guessing he's that one guy at the protests who isn't there just to sleep with a woman who beleives in the thing. That's holding the door open for other guys and bend over in prison level shit there.

What's wrong with holding doors open for guys? It's common courtesy around here. Usually followed by a "Cheers, mate" from said guy.

All hail unisex manners!

At 11/9/06 04:52 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

All hail unisex manners!

If you're bi that's cool.
Around here it works differently. I mean you can help the guy out if hes carrying something heavy, or you can do the pass off where he swings it out and you hold it back to your needs. That's just teamwork.

hell, even in this backwards hick town, it's still polite to hold the door for somebody if you're both walking into the same door and happen to pretty near eachother. even just swining it, and holding it so it as you're walking by is nice enough. though swinging the door open, standing outside and holding it for people is generally weird... but appreciated.

maybe it's a cold climate thing

Ok I'm torn. Should I stick to my old life motto "most people are dumb" or switch to the one I just heard on scrubs "people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling"?

At 11/9/06 07:38 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 11/9/06 01:46 AM, fli wrote: And what has Pelosi done to be considered evil in your eyes?

She's said a lot of heinous things.

Advice if you believe that's evil:
Don't wear your heart on your sleeve...

At 11/9/06 03:40 AM, fli wrote: Moments of irony--

I don't get it

You SERIOUSLY don't see the problem?
Read it. Very carefully...

At 11/9/06 07:46 PM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/06 07:38 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 11/9/06 01:46 AM, fli wrote: And what has Pelosi done to be considered evil in your eyes?

She's said a lot of heinous things.

Advice if you believe that's evil:
Don't wear your heart on your sleeve...

I believe in a politician supporting America as a whole, not thier party.

Pelosis has said differently.

Thats the things Washington warned us about.

Pelosi is a remarkable politician in that 1.) has no previous scandals, 2.) doesn't flip flop, 3.) has stated goals and kept working with those goals.

If it wasn't her, I would probably prefered Ariana Huffington.

What she has said to Bush isn't bad but correct in every single way.
I am glad that finally Bush has lost his rubber stamp congress and that the balance of powers will be much more closely alligned.

Kudos to her--
She will be tough on Bush because, despite what people has said, Bush doesn't have a stragedy in Iraq war but send more troops there indefinetly. Blaming Democrates and saying they won't do anything at all is not a stragedy at all... It's scare tactics.

With her,
I see more possibility of her working with Bush and finding a resolution to the Iraq War because Bush will have, finally, accountability. And with her I see the US becoming less ethno-centric, this Jesusland mentality, in its politics and all its citizens will have a voice. Jesusland will not overwhelm people not as much in these 2 next years but finally be equal. I mean...

It's not a bad thing...

At 11/8/06 08:54 PM, Proteas wrote: The guy who spoke english told me at one point that his very bohemian looking friend was George Filip, a noted romanian poet from Montreal, Canada, and that they were touring the south seeing the sites.

Well, there are a lot of Romanians in Montreal, but I have no fucking idea who that guy is.
Then agian, I don't listen to Romanian music either....

At 11/9/06 12:08 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas, I'll bet you $1.00 that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake hook back up within one year...

Just a dollar?

Sure, I'll take that bet.

At 11/9/06 11:44 AM, stafffighter wrote: They're both offbeat genius. Ozzy gets entirly too much attention for being Ozzy and not enough for the level of music he's been able to turn out all these years.

Well, that kind of tends to happen when you're known for biting the heads off of small animals and going on legendary drug binges with the guys in Motley Crue... :-D

At 11/9/06 08:27 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: Well, there are a lot of Romanians in Montreal, but I have no fucking idea who that guy is.
Then agian, I don't listen to Romanian music either....

I got his autograph and business card though, I'm defintly putting those away for safe keeping.

Oh, and the banjo I sold? The guy practically begged me to give it to him for $200, $95 less than what it was priced. My boss was VERY disappointed in me about that, but when I pointed out how long that particular instrument had been there (four years this past september), he kind of backed off a little. He just wants me to pay back my comission on that particular item, instead of paying back the difference for what it was supposed to have sold for. It won't put that big a ding in my budget this week, but I am never knocking that much off of the price of anything ever again... I would have taken my boss cussing me out for 5 minutes over him saying that he was dissapointed in me.

Before anybody freaks out, no, I don't get paid on comission alone. I get an hourly wage as well, to compensate for how few sales we get in the shop.

Ok, as much as I like smallville, yeah, geek,I have got some major fucking gripes about how they're using green arrow.
Ealy in his inseption the green arrow was basically batman with a bow, arrow signal, arrow cave, whole deal. For the last couple of decades he's been a highly viable character in his own right and on smallville they're taking him right back to bat envy.
In the first episode he was in they had a rip off of the batman villian poisen ivy. They gave him the tortured orphan motive and music that makes you expect micheal keaton to walk in. In one episode he actually snuck out of a room on clark and no mortal but batman does that.
They gave him a crossbow as a grapple gun. First, green arrow does not have a grapple gun, batman does. Plus green arrow would never use a crossbow.
He's also the billionare playboy putting the moves on Lois, while none of this is out of character in actuallity this happened with the bat, yet again.
And in tonights episode, seeking to gain powers, green arrow turned to some preformance enhancing super drug. Guess what, batman did that back in the late 80's I think. It was a good story. He got locked in the batcave for a month to dry out.
But back to my point, green arrow is a perfectly viable character and even though any powerless hero next to superman would draw allusions to batman they are clearly using him in a "please let us use batman" manner.

At 11/9/06 11:21 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 11/9/06 07:46 PM, fli wrote: Read it. Very carefully...

Okay, I'm reading it.
Nope, don't get it.

"You" is mispelled... the irony was it's an ad for college degree.

I was looking through all the hard words for spelling mistakes and my spelling being what it is I had not a fucking clue. T is right next to the Y though.

At 11/9/06 03:40 AM, fli wrote: Moments of irony--

OKAY--
never mind...

Ah, pointers... how they make lives more simple.

I completely missed that too. I thought what I was supposed to get is the incredibly military advert for college places. So I failed utterly.

At 11/10/06 03:18 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/06 03:40 AM, fli wrote: Moments of irony--

OKAY--
never mind...

Maybe they created a new pronoun. A verbal form between "You" and "Thou". They're pioneers of the progress of English language, fli, and I'd aprecciate if you didn't mock their advances.
Or maybe you don't want the language to grow. You don't want speech to broaden.
You're against freedom of speech.

You're beginning to sound red, and by that I mean you'd choose a hammer and a sickle over a hamburger...

At 11/9/06 11:21 PM, Grammer wrote:

[Nancy Pelosi] has got a lot of balls to call for bipartisanship after her mud-slinging campaign.

Dude, so true. Did you know she pretty much ALWAYS gets at least 80% of the vote in her district? If she calls for bipartisanship, she's hell of not going to be part of that crowd.

At 9/17/06 04:29 PM, ImmoralLibertarian wrote: You see, that's the problem for me, I can't access the PM system while I'm at work....too busy eating.

But for the love of everything that is good and green on this Earth, would somebody please, please, please ban orochimaru556. he is too cool for these boards.

I'm ignoring him, but only just untill i get my twinkies.

Thats right ng bbs im back!!! with a vengance!!!!!!! btw i love you too.

At 11/10/06 01:12 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 11/10/06 03:18 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/06 03:40 AM, fli wrote: Moments of irony--

OKAY--
never mind...

Maybe they created a new pronoun. A verbal form between "You" and "Thou".

I've always found it interesting that in English the more formal of the two was the pronoun we "chose" to keep, while the more familiar thee/thou/thy forms became obsolete.

At 11/4/06 04:14 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Somebody knit me a sweater!

I knit! But I never made a sweater yet.

Let's call it a challenge, and if one arm is longer than the other... Oops.

At 11/6/06 07:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: I really need to develop interests people have clubs for.

Nah. Just start your own, like I did! Also...

At Yule Ball I'm going to do an interview for the HP documentary. Wee!

At 11/7/06 09:49 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: OMG WE'RE RID OF RICK SANTORUM I'M SO HAPPY.

OMFG You know how awesome that is, right? I woke up early, was the 3rd person in line, and waited around all day to hear that he didn't win. w00t!

Also... I'm 28 now. I think I might like 28!

Oh yes, Have to remind you people.

My Young Republicans meating.

I was called a raging moderate.