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At 11/8/06 01:55 PM, Proteas wrote:

In other news; Britney is divorcing K-Fed, so I guess somebody upstairs FINALLY heard my prayers after all this time.

I would say, good for her, but as she's a dumb redneck anyway, I don't really give a shit.

when i woke up thismorning i felt that my day would be good...

then i saw that rumsfeld was resigning....

-- Rejected. Proposition 87, an initiative that would raise taxes on oil producers to fund a $4 billion program to reduce oil and gas usage by 25 percent by providing incentives for alternate-fuel and energy-efficient vehicles.

Wow California. I now have another reason to hate the state I grew up in and to save to move away. I think after this vote it is safe to say those californians are either misinformed or poorly-educated, greedy, environmentally-insensitive easily-scared-by-oil-company-advertisement, hypocritical, gas-guzzling, narcisist, superficial, shallow, moronic, motherfuckingcocksuckingasslickingcumswapping vomiteatingtubgirlswallowing S.O.B's :D

So last night at like 2AM I was watching the news and I saw that Mark Foley got 48% of votes.

HOW DOES A GUY THAT FOOLS AROUND WITH CHILDREN GET 48% OF VOTES?!

My mind literally went *pop* at that very second.

Oh shi-

I'm reading up on the American election on the CBC site, and this is glorious. With this, a sudden wave of justice shall befall the United States with better government, and the world shall be brought to safety for a little longer. That is, not to say I support the Democrats getting a huge majority, but the fact that both parties actually have to smarten the fuck up and keep it clean means progress and some actual fucking governing. Also, lolRummyresigned.

At 11/8/06 04:12 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: -- Rejected. Proposition 87, an initiative that would raise taxes on oil producers to fund a $4 billion program to reduce oil and gas usage by 25 percent by providing incentives for alternate-fuel and energy-efficient vehicles.

Wow California. I now have another reason to hate the state I grew up in and to save to move away. I think after this vote it is safe to say those californians are either misinformed or poorly-educated, greedy, environmentally-insensitive easily-scared-by-oil-company-advertisement, hypocritical, gas-guzzling, narcisist, superficial, shallow, moronic, motherfuckingcocksuckingasslickingcumswapping vomiteatingtubgirlswallowing S.O.B's :D

Jus don't move to Michigan, the state still trying to hold onto the title of "Motor Capital of the World", when that's clearly not the case.

Let's you and me find some abandoned Caribbean Island somewhere and start our own country. We can build nuclear weapons behind the UN's back and everything! It'll be fun!!

At 11/8/06 04:56 PM, Buddhist wrote: So last night at like 2AM I was watching the news and I saw that Mark Foley got 48% of votes.

HOW DOES A GUY THAT FOOLS AROUND WITH CHILDREN GET 48% OF VOTES?!

You didn't hear? The ballots had already been printed when it all came out so his replacement had to run under his name.

At 11/8/06 06:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: You didn't hear? The ballots had already been printed when it all came out so his replacement had to run under his name.

Really? That guy has a future in Politics. He should run for president. "John Smith: The guy who kicks so much ass that he can get millions of people to vote for a pedophile."

Even though the PC term is ephebophile.

At 11/8/06 06:28 PM, Empanado wrote:
Even though the PC term is ephebophile.

I doubt we'll be seeing a lot of marches ofr pedophile rights so call them what you want.

At 11/8/06 04:12 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: -- Rejected. Proposition 87, an initiative that would raise taxes on oil producers to fund a $4 billion program to reduce oil and gas usage by 25 percent by providing incentives for alternate-fuel and energy-efficient vehicles.

Wow California. I now have another reason to hate the state I grew up in and to save to move away. I think after this vote it is safe to say those californians are either misinformed or poorly-educated, greedy, environmentally-insensitive easily-scared-by-oil-company-advertisement, hypocritical, gas-guzzling, narcisist, superficial, shallow, moronic, motherfuckingcocksuckingasslickingcumswapping vomiteatingtubgirlswallowing S.O.B's :D

I voted yes--
I mean... Oh wells... when within 5 years Californians see a sign at Cheevron "Arm, leg... or soul."

At least I will say,
"Hey-- I voted for alternative energry... be-iotch.

am i regular enough to lounge here or does this only apply to the politics section?

At 11/8/06 07:24 PM, TechnicalProblem wrote: am i regular enough to lounge here or does this only apply to the politics section?

If you have to ask...

Come to think of it do I even still qualify as a regular anymore?

God damn school and work keeping me away from the important things like anime porn.

At 11/8/06 07:52 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 11/8/06 07:24 PM, TechnicalProblem wrote:

God damn school and work keeping me away from the important things like anime porn.

Do I have to call your wife again.

At 11/8/06 07:52 PM, BeFell wrote:

God damn school and work keeping me away from the important things like anime porn.

Once again, it fills my heart with hope that the happily married guy talks more about porn than anyone else.

I just had the most bizzare sale EVER at work this evening.

Two guys came into the shop to look at banjos, both were caucasian and in about their mid 60's. One spoke english, the other some language I had never heard before. They went back and forth talking while I showed them banjos, and ultimatly wound up buying this old tenor banjo that's been in our shop since God only knows when, 2 harmonicas, some strings and picks.

The guy who spoke english told me at one point that his very bohemian looking friend was George Filip, a noted romanian poet from Montreal, Canada, and that they were touring the south seeing the sites. Then he asked me where they could buy smoking pipes in town.

Has anybody here ever heard of this guy? A quick google search turned up some of his writings, but beyond that I can't find much about him.

At 11/8/06 07:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: Once again, it fills my heart with hope that the happily married guy talks more about porn than anyone else.

So I was all set up when the door bell rang so I had to close the browser and put some pants on and run down and answer the damn door. I open up and I see it's one of my wife's friends wanting a ride home. My initial thought was "hey as long as she's here" but fearing castration I quickly dismissed such silliness. So I give the friend a ride home and then realized it was time to pick up my wife from work and said to myself, "so much for that orgasm." Then I got to thinking because and decided to test my luck. When my wife got into the car I told her to agree to have sexual intercourse with me the second we get home or I would kick her ass out of the car and she could walk home. After weighing which action would require more effort on her part, she agreed, much to my surprise. Even more surprising, once we reached the apartment she followed through.

Moral of the Story:

=P

At 11/8/06 04:56 PM, Buddhist wrote: So last night at like 2AM I was watching the news and I saw that Mark Foley got 48% of votes.

HOW DOES A GUY THAT FOOLS AROUND WITH CHILDREN GET 48% OF VOTES?!

My mind literally went *pop* at that very second.

It wasn't votes for Foley, but rather since his name had to remain on the ballot it was a vote for the Republican party. Say Foley had won; he wouldn't have gone to congress. Instead Jeb Bush (Florida's governor) would've appointed another Republican to fill the seat.

At 11/8/06 11:23 PM, BeFell wrote:
Moral of the Story:

=P

Once again, she must be thrilled you tell internet people every time you do the mormon shuffle.
But it is good to know you're still human enough to see a friend of your wife and just for a moment think "secks?"

At 11/9/06 12:08 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas, I'll bet you $1.00 that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake hook back up within one year...

I don't know if that's smart money. He's been seeing Cameron Diaz for so long they're like an institution.

At 11/9/06 12:40 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

Reese Witherspoon was married to what's his face for years...and how do you explain crop circles Mr. smarty pants? ;)

So your logic is that other celebrities broke up so they will too?
And as for the crop circles, aliens, duh.

At 11/9/06 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

No, my logic is that most celebrities have loose morals and form meaningless relationships based on materialistic looks and money.

Yeah but there have been one or two shining examples of actual attachment. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon for example. They've been together forever, have a healthy family , show no signs of cracking and are blissfully unmarried.

I'm too tired to argue.

Why do I feel like I should be using this?

You can send me a dollar when Brit and JT hit the sack again.

Aliens eh.....

Ok but if you see an alien first you owe me the dollar.

At 11/9/06 01:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

Not now honey, I have a head ache....

Dude is she implying I'd have a shot sans headache?

At 11/8/06 06:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: I doubt we'll be seeing a lot of marches ofr pedophile rights so call them what you want.

Pedophiles don't have rights once they act on their sickness.

lol at troubles for the evil Republicans (and no, I'm not generalizing the party, I'm being specific to the one's that have done awful things while in office) for their current troubles. The universe does pay you back bitches.

At 11/9/06 01:07 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: lol at troubles for the evil Republicans (and no, I'm not generalizing the party, I'm being specific to the one's that have done awful things while in office) for their current troubles. The universe does pay you back bitches.

Dude, your talking about the universe dishing out just punishment to the "evil" as Nancy Pelosi is stepping up as speaker of the house?

And what has Pelosi done to be considered evil in your eyes?
I'm sure it can't be any worse than Dennis Hastert's record.

At 11/9/06 01:12 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
They'd better start trying to rack up some points...let some old ladies out in traffic or something....

That's the hard part. All the good things people can do compaired to the bad things seem really small. I mean yeah you could pull someone out of a car wreck or take a bullet for them but how many chances are there to do that in everyday life?

At 11/9/06 02:01 AM, stafffighter wrote: That's the hard part. All the good things people can do compaired to the bad things seem really small. I mean yeah you could pull someone out of a car wreck or take a bullet for them but how many chances are there to do that in everyday life?

My philosophy is that when you do something bad, you pay a price for it depending on the size of the bad thing, and you get rewarded for good as well. I think it's similar to what you see on My Name is Earl. It dosen't always happen immediately, but you certainly see the effects somewhere in the course of your life.

That would also be my answer to BeFell, the wheels of justice grind slowly, even when we're talking about the cosmic kind of justice.

Moments of irony--

I honestly found the worst feeling in the world.

Having the shits, and getting a pause.
After the pause, waddleing to the fridge to find some pepto.
BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING PEPTO.
So i waddled my way back to the toilet did some paperwork.

At 11/9/06 03:46 AM, Jose wrote: I honestly found the worst feeling in the world.

Having the shits, and getting a pause.
After the pause, waddleing to the fridge to find some pepto.
BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING PEPTO.
So i waddled my way back to the toilet did some paperwork.

If you have a coke and a lemon...
That will give you an hour or two of relief... just enough to get to the store and get some pepto bismo...