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Dudes, and dudettes. How can I go about tracing back the IP addresses or location of the idiots who keep sending me "VlHAGRA" advertisements with random shit written in them like "a little bit to your left. one flew over the cuccoo's nest, blah blah blah" (to throw of spam blockers) so I can deal out some punishment or a lawsuit?

At 10/26/06 05:05 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: so I can deal out some punishment or a lawsuit?

Maus would know. Maus knows ALL.

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At 10/25/06 11:03 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 10/25/06 10:08 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: You should see my alternate e-mail, the one I use for free offers, etc.

Why would you want to accept them in the first place?

No, not the offers in spam, stuff like other forums, free coupons, samples, etc. Anything that says at the bottom "you agree to receive promotional offers, etc.

At 10/25/06 03:44 PM, Proteas wrote: I need a hobby besides looking up dumb forum pictures. BADLY.

ROFL! Saved.

At 10/26/06 05:05 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Dudes, and dudettes. How can I go about tracing back the IP addresses or location of the idiots who keep sending me "VlHAGRA" advertisements with random shit written in them like "a little bit to your left. one flew over the cuccoo's nest, blah blah blah" (to throw of spam blockers) so I can deal out some punishment or a lawsuit?

I don't think you could sue unless you could prove some sort of financial damages. Being annoyed doesn't count, I would think.

Besides, why would you want to sue, when you can sit back and enjoy the heartwarming tale of a CEO taking a coffebreak in a warranty?

Another CEO inside a warranty takes a coffee break, and a so-called pickup truck leaves; however, a fundraiser beyond an ocean knows a roller coaster from a blithe spirit. When you see the wheelbarrow, it means that some carpet tack from a salad dressing starts reminiscing about lost glory. When the proverbial pine cone hibernates, a college-educated graduated cylinder wakes up. The freight train for a mortician has a change of heart about a satellite. Sometimes the college-educated jersey cow flies into a rage, but a wisely obsequious hole puncher always knowingly gives lectures on morality to a tomato!

When a cosmopolitan grain of sand prays, a chestnut living with an industrial complex hides. A turkey daydreams, or the parking lot hesitantly tries to seduce another tornado living with the ocean. Another completely outer movie theater learns a hard lesson from a polar bear. A rattlesnake defined by a freight train recognizes the cab driver inside the avocado pit.

I should compile a book made up of nothing but this type of spam. I wonder how well it would sell...

At 10/25/06 07:13 PM, Grammer wrote: I know I've bashed the place before, but God bless the General forum. Really.

thats the wittiest thing i've seen from there since i last posted there

Hmm, me likey this place. What does it take to become a regular here? Do I just have to keep sticking my nose in?

At 10/26/06 12:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Wow, thanks... I think :|

thinking is what got you into this mess in the first place. dont let me catch you doing it again

At 10/26/06 01:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Hmm, me likey this place. What does it take to become a regular here? Do I just have to keep sticking my nose in?

Just post intellectually by granting a little thought to your opinion and I can't think of anyone who wouldn't welcome you.

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On a different note, my physics class fired off rockets we built a couple hours ago, and mine preformed beautifully. Unfortunately, the landing didn't go as smoothly as the takeoff, and a tree incidentally decided to become the rocket's new recovery system. It took 15 minutes of throwing sticks at it to knock it down. That was fun.

We fire them a second time tomorrow, too, so now I need to do repairs. Weeeeeeee!

My film class just watched the movie Amadeus.

In discussion I brought up several points such as the completly atmospheric lighting, the father as the image of death and the outright vampirism of Saliari. But the bit that got the most laughs was when I said I liked the fart scene (if you've seen it you know what I mean) in operetic souround sound.
There's this one little mouse like (not maus like) chick in the class who compaired it to jumanji. She also compared last weeks film, my darling clementine, to back to the future three. I also got laughs for suggesting she compair nosferatu to jason takes manhatten. In short what I'm like here is very much a representation of my true self. Except in real life people don't notice all the spelling errors, makes me sound smarter.

At 10/26/06 02:08 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 10/26/06 01:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Hmm, me likey this place.

Congratz, you're in.

Wow, that was easy. Did someone say "no politics in here?" earlier?

Never managed anything as exciting as building and firing a rocket, where did you get to do that?

At 10/26/06 12:35 PM, Grammer wrote: I haven't seen Maus in the poli forum in a really, really, long time. In fact I haven't seen her anywhere in a while. Has she left us? :|

She got burned out of politics, which seems to have happened to a LOT of the mods that were from here originally (Jos, Shrike, Funk...). Just send her a private message, and make sure to tell her you're Tal-Con or she won't have the slightest clue who you are.

If she doesn't know, she might reffer you to EveningShift. He's scary when it comes to stuff like that, if I remember correctly.

At 10/26/06 02:19 PM, stafffighter wrote: But the bit that got the most laughs was when I said I liked the fart scene (if you've seen it you know what I mean) in operetic souround sound.

In operatic suround sound....?

I got cheated when I watched that in Music Appreciation a few semesters ago. ;-[

There's this one little mouse like (not maus like) chick in the class who compaired it to jumanji. She also compared last weeks film, my darling clementine, to back to the future three.

.... in what way did she compare those movies?

In short what I'm like here is very much a representation of my true self. Except in real life people don't notice all the spelling errors, makes me sound smarter.

I tend to be nicer in person than I am on here. When my argumentitive side starts to show through in real life, people usually get scared and scurry away like they've just seen me turn in Mr. Hyde or something. It's kind of interesting...

At 10/26/06 03:32 PM, Proteas wrote:

.... in what way did she compare those movies?

Both were set in the West and apparent doc brown did something simular to Wyatt Earp. People are fucking dumb. And I just want to take a moment of appreciation to point out how badass Doc Holiday had to be for people who saw him dieing of tuberkulosis to be terrified of him.

And as for Amadeus, the teacher had special speakers installed so we could hear all the wonderful Mozart music like it deserved to be heard. Of course the child I am saw the fart scene coming and was giddy

I'm a year away from finishing college, and I already feel old - the kids around me, and I do call them kids - and in my sister's high school classes seem to have been born without the gene for self-denial. They are pleasure-gorging, bohemian hypersocialists who have fed off Hawthorne Heights and Nietzsche while at the same time wondering why they don't have any money, all the while demanding more and damning the capitalist system.

Sigh.

At 10/26/06 04:37 PM, JMHX wrote: ...who have fed off Hawthorne Heights and Nietzsche while at the same time wondering why they don't have any money, all the while demanding more and damning the capitalist system.

"These monkeys think they have it all figured out, they read Nietzsche. They discuss Nietzsche, without ever giving thought to the fact that Nietzsche... was just another fucking monkey"

What is it Nietzsche goes on about, I've never actually heard more than the name... ?

At 10/26/06 04:37 PM, JMHX wrote:

Sigh.

Lack of religion.

At 10/26/06 04:50 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

What is it Nietzsche goes on about, I've never actually heard more than the name... ?

Basically wether the industrial and enlightened ages advanced humanity to the point of no longer needing the mythology of a God figure. But they use it to make moaning about being along signifigant. The fact the man himself has become an icon is fucking hilarius

At 10/26/06 04:53 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/26/06 04:50 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

Basically wether the industrial and enlightened ages advanced humanity to the point of no longer needing the mythology of a God figure. But they use it to make moaning about being along signifigant. The fact the man himself has become an icon is fucking hilarius

That, and the idea of supermen.

ogm gawd iz ded u guyz lol

At 10/26/06 03:32 PM, Proteas wrote: If she doesn't know, she might reffer you to EveningShift. He's scary when it comes to stuff like that, if I remember correctly.

Gotta love ES :D

At 10/26/06 04:37 PM, JMHX wrote: Sigh.

Just take solace in the fact that if everyone else in the world is an idiot, you are king.

At 10/26/06 02:59 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Never managed anything as exciting as building and firing a rocket, where did you get to do that?

They were just homemade rockets. Nothing to get too excited about. They're basically just cardboard tubes with foam heads and CD's or other cheap materials as fins, and paper clips with lots of masking tape as the rocket engine mounts, which were provided for us.

At 10/26/06 05:06 PM, Politics wrote:

They were just homemade rockets. Nothing to get too excited about. They're basically just cardboard tubes with foam heads and CD's or other cheap materials as fins, and paper clips with lots of masking tape as the rocket engine mounts, which were provided for us.

Still, firing a rocket? One that runs on rapid combustion? Best I've had is a rubber-band car. In comparison to that, it is quite exciting.

At 10/26/06 07:12 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

At 10/26/06 05:06 PM, Politics wrote:

Still, firing a rocket? One that runs on rapid combustion? Best I've had is a rubber-band car. In comparison to that, it is quite exciting.

at the summer camp i work at, i used to teach "rocketry" class. we made model rockets out of packing tape (you know, that cardboardy stuff with a gooy side that you wetted to make into adhesive stuff...

either way, those things used to be dangerous as hell, despite only having A engines in them....sometimes i put B and C engines in them just for laughs...they usually went on fire

now they have full out model sets for each kid and the counselors who teach the class (and me...) run around trying to be the one to catch the rockets when they fall back down

I was at the local Food Lion this evening getting a few things, when I came across the COOLEST MAGAZINE EVA. I'm wondering if I can get a subscription...

Redneck World

There's a political cartoon in there I think everyone would appreciate; it shows one of those propped up box rabbit traps, and it has a taco for bait. The caption reads; "Bush's New Border Control Plan."

Fli is going to kick my ass when he reads that... I just know it.

Im helping with this model UN confrence for higher schoolers my school is hosting. I am the assitant Chair for the committe on refugees. Placecards were st up in alphabetical order, but since many countries are missing this is what part of the orde rlooks like

Iran, Iraq, Isreal, Lebanon, Norway, Pakistan

It couldnt haev come out betetr if I planend it that way. Okay it could ahve because Norway wouldnt be there, but you get my drift.

At 10/26/06 11:33 PM, Proteas wrote: Fli is going to kick my ass when he reads that... I just know it.

You'll be suprised how much I could take things in stride...
Eh-- years ago I saw a play clowning on Mexicans... and guy was tossing tacos at the audiance and burritos.

And I laughed.
I even saw that Australian Lady Gladiola (or something like that) The one with the pink or blue hair... always joking on Mexicans, and I still thought he (or she when he's in role) was hilarious.

I just can't really stand it when guys are purposely assholish racist.

At 10/27/06 12:27 AM, JoS wrote:
Iran, Iraq, Isreal, Lebanon, Norway, Pakistan

the axisfergegershkifererblouin of evil

Hm I hope I don't have dreams or hallucinations of a parking lot secuding a tornado in the ocean after that example of quality spam earlier last page...

I did my little part to help Wade's intellect invasion just now.
I began a topic in General about a military draft in this country.

You know...
My sister did this with her friends, and I was like, "Mmmm.... cool."

Basically, they people whom she knew really well on the net, she gathered and each one had to send a "care package."

I mean, I don't know what else to call them. So basically, my sister and her friend from Italy sent stuff to each other, and it's just whatever. Cheapo stuff, mostly food, and cultural stuff.

She sent stuff from San Jose because my sister is Roman Catholic (not really big, just the folk kind if you know what I mean) She sent her a Guadalupe pendent. She sent Kool-aid because her friend never seen them. And she sent her our old VHS copy of Nightmare Before Christmas because her friend, being Italian, has never seen it.

Another friend from Ireland sent Irish Oatmeal and some green mittens.
My sister sent her "Little Hommies" figurines...

I dunno,
I think it would be cool to do the same thing. As long we don't spend a lot (15 bucks all together, or even less?)

Just as long it's local area stuff and stuff about you. And cheap...

w00t! Tickets for our Yule Ball are on sale now! Hooray!

At 10/27/06 06:58 AM, fli wrote: I think it would be cool to do the same thing. As long we don't spend a lot (15 bucks all together, or even less?)

Yes. Rawk.

At 10/27/06 12:55 AM, fli wrote: I just can't really stand it when guys are purposely assholish racist.

I can understand that. Naomi Tutu once said that racial tensions will never be eliminated in this country until there is an honest and open discussion about racism itself. I think racial humor like that is something good for society, because it's the proverbial foot in the door to that discussion...

And will somebody please explain the humor behind this pic I just found? Because it is completely lost on me.

At 10/26/06 09:45 PM, Malachy wrote: now they have full out model sets for each kid and the counselors who teach the class (and me...) run around trying to be the one to catch the rockets when they fall back down

They don't have recovery systems on them, like parachutes or streamers?

At 10/27/06 12:28 PM, Proteas wrote: And will somebody please explain the humor behind this pic I just found? Because it is completely lost on me.

I lol'd. Silly newfies.

At 10/27/06 12:28 PM, Proteas wrote:

And will somebody please explain the humor behind this pic I just found? Because it is completely lost on me.

now that is humour