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I try to do that agility stuff because in the long run it's much more usfull than being able to pick up a whole bunch. I'm getting better but I still don't feel like it's my calling.

At 10/21/06 06:53 AM, fli wrote: Otherwise,
I take to a snowboard like a duck takes to fire.

you mean deliciously?

At 10/21/06 06:53 AM, fli wrote: And it snowed in Mexico on my grandmother's funeral... right in the middle of Mexico. That was so crazy...

I bet. Mexico isn't exactly a country I could easily see getting cold enough for snow to begin with...

I take to a snowboard like a duck takes to fire.

I will remember this quote, always. ;-D

At 10/21/06 01:03 PM, Grammer wrote: I placed second at the tournie. I would've placed first, but I wasn't expecting to play traditional format, where no cards are banned. Oh well, I'm still happy.

.... why the hell would they ban cards from a tcg tourney?

Sorry son, you're going to have to check that "16 Megaton Nuke" card in at the door with security, it's not sanctioned for tourney use.

At 10/21/06 03:07 PM, Pro-American wrote: gunter made a a music video

He's about 40 years to late for that to be funny.

I just bought Todd McFarlane's "Spawn 3: The Ultimate Battles" dvd on Sale at Wal-Mart for $5. Although I haven't watched it yet, I have a pretty decent idea of what's going to be on it, and it makes me question Wal-Mart's moral standing to sell beer and bloody/gorey uncensored horror movies but NOT playboy or hustler. Family establishment my hairy freckled ass.

The spawn dvds are good but only if you're the right kind of person.
I was fucking amazed when they started having unrated dvds at wal-mart. Last night I bought nightwatch, the russian wizard and vampire mindfuck.

At 10/21/06 04:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: The spawn dvds are good but only if you're the right kind of person.

Me = huge fan of Spawn. So I guess I'll have to wait and see...

I was fucking amazed when they started having unrated dvds at wal-mart. Last night I bought nightwatch, the russian wizard and vampire mindfuck.

It is amazing. I guess it's okay to sell guns, knives, ammo, easily abused drugs, tobacco, alchohol products, violent video/computer games, and gorey movies but pictures of nekkid women are just OUT of the question.

I had a bout of insomnia last night, so I'm going on like 5 hours of sleep right now and I'm about to have to go back into work for a few more hours to close up. Sorry if I'm a bit of a grouch.

At 10/21/06 04:43 PM, Grammer wrote:

Sometimes I wonder why Konami makes cards that are overpowered just so they can ban them, but meh, w/e.

So that you'll have to maintain different decks balanced for tornys and regular play.

And Pro, 5 hours sleep is ok if you back it up with some caffine. What I've heard is that less than three hours is where it gets to the realm of no fucking point.

At 10/21/06 04:24 PM, Proteas wrote:


Me = huge fan of Spawn. So I guess I'll have to wait and see...

I wrote a column on Spawn awhile back. I like getting to see what big fans think of my work. I also look forward to life freeing up a bit so I can write new ones.

In other news I offically have my ticket to the boston yule ball. If anyone here wants to go and see me look dumb in a suit go right ahead, it's for charity.

At 10/21/06 04:41 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Dude... you are seriously rubbing it in my face right now.

Only one run was open and only one lift was open but there was seriously like 2 feet of powder in the runs that werent open (we just hicked to them) and it was snowing the entire day. And the run that was open was pretty nice.

The line for the chair lift took 40 minutes to go through it, no joke, it was crazy, but it was totally worth it. No ice or anything, it so easily could have been December snow conditions.

At 10/21/06 03:48 PM, Proteas wrote: it makes me question Wal-Mart's moral standing to sell beer and bloody/gorey uncensored horror movies but NOT playboy or hustler. Family establishment my hairy freckled ass.

THANK YOU!!! Wal-Mart pisses me the fuck off with their double standards.

Also, had it really been 4 months since I posted? Good lord...

Sup? I was just wondering if you guys thought a conservative club would get spammed a ton. I made one before and surprise,surprise, I got posts like OMFG!!!! BUSH ES UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!!! Also, does anyone else hear hate Begoner? [I do]

A conservative club thread would degenerate into nothing more than another boring Bush debate, with little or no intelligent discussion.

At 10/21/06 05:43 PM, stafffighter wrote: And Pro, 5 hours sleep is ok if you back it up with some caffine. What I've heard is that less than three hours is where it gets to the realm of no fucking point.

What was weird was that I was the living emodiment of Tweek from SouthPark when I woke up this morning, no caffeine required. It was all nerves.

At 10/21/06 06:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wrote a column on Spawn awhile back. I like getting to see what big fans think of my work. I also look forward to life freeing up a bit so I can write new ones.

It felt a bit rushed, but other than that it was all right.

In other news I offically have my ticket to the boston yule ball. If anyone here wants to go and see me look dumb in a suit go right ahead, it's for charity.

Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...

DUN DUN DAH DAH DAH... blagh.

At 10/21/06 08:01 PM, texicomexico wrote: Sup? I was just wondering if you guys thought a conservative club would get spammed a ton. I made one before and surprise,surprise, I got posts like OMFG!!!! BUSH ES UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Internet forums tend to attract pre and post-buscent liberal minded twits like flies to shit, so the fact that your club got spam raped that way doesn't really surprise me.

Also, does anyone else hear hate Begoner? [I do]

Meh.

At 10/21/06 08:05 PM, LordXanthus wrote: A conservative club thread would degenerate into nothing more than another boring Bush debate, with little or no intelligent discussion.

Because the current Administration could be seen as traditionally conservative, anyway...

At 10/21/06 09:55 PM, Proteas wrote:

It felt a bit rushed, but other than that it was all right.

I know but that's the length my columns run. I can't go into years of the characters history. It would make for a boring read. My gig is to get enough history to establish habits of behavior and determine their motivations. I do this for comic books. Damn I need a woman.

Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...

That's the song I sang at my highschools graduation kareoke party. I wore flannel then. I was not a sharp dressed man. They didn't have the theme from Shaft.
But this party will be different because we all know there is one reason and one reason alone that lets the common man feel manly in a suit, James Bond.

It's late at night so I have two jokes about what's on tv late at night. I'm so alone

do you think girls gone wild commercials are on so late so you'll be too tired to realize you could just wack to the commercial?

I've been doing a lot of text sex lately. Because I enjoy the money burning of phone sex combined with the chat rooms chance it's a real girl.

Just came back from Morgan Hill, where there are still agricultural remnants of the past... Man oh man... Best Haunted "House" I've been since I was a kid.

It was in a corn field maze, so it wasn't a haunted "house" but still it's awsome. I can't describe how fun it was.

I bought a pumpkin for carving and Carnival Squash for good eatings... I gonna cook it up with brown sugar and butter. Oh-- and cinnamon.

Hells yeah--

At 10/22/06 01:57 AM, fli wrote: I bought a pumpkin for carving and Carnival Squash for good eatings... I gonna cook it up with brown sugar and butter. Oh-- and cinnamon.

Hells yeah--

Oh wow, now I'm hungry.

Is it wrong for a 118-lb woman to eat an entire pumpkin pie and a whole can of whipped cream by herself?

At 10/22/06 02:03 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Is it wrong for a 118-lb woman to eat an entire pumpkin pie and a whole can of whipped cream by herself?

Naw...
Wow-- 118 is pretty small unless you're a small girl. Otherwise, that's anorexic.

But pumpkin pie is the best.

Question: If there's something in someone's family history that smells sligthly fishy, is it recommendable for that person to stir some shit up to clear any doubts, even if there's a small possibility of finding something potentially super-bad?

My experience is that if there's any reason to suspect somethings wrong with your family then it's probably true. Find out

At 10/22/06 12:20 AM, Pro-American wrote:

At 10/21/06 05:42 PM, Grammer wrote: Just when you thought the cowboy picture was gay enough...

DUN DUN DUN

You posted your picture, so that was adequate permission.

I gave you a nip/tuck.

Uh.... Whats with the pedophile pic?
[Its creeping me out]

At 10/22/06 01:34 AM, stafffighter wrote:

I've been doing a lot of text sex lately. Because I enjoy the money burning of phone sex combined with the chat rooms chance it's a real girl.

Dude, no. Seriously, as your friend, no. I know a fat gay guy who's into piercings and S&M named chad (his online name is *KELLIS*)and he works for a chat service.

Yes, he DOES pretend to be a chick online for money. And he does pretty well at it, I might add.

On a lighter note, I also know a cute black chick with a bunch of tattoos and piercings who does the same thing.

Just keep in mind the person on the other end may be typing with their cock, that's all I'm saying.

At 10/22/06 01:22 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 10/22/06 11:44 AM, texicomexico wrote: Uh.... Whats with the pedophile pic?
[Its creeping me out]

I don't know he did to my pic, but now I look all old and wrinkly.

You shouldn't have admitted that was you.

Chad's always up for some hot cyber....

At 10/22/06 11:22 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

No. As a matter of fact, I consider women who decline pumpkin pie in the fall to be sick and need therapy.

Good to have you back. Are you feeling better? Anyway you're right, being afriad of food is no fucking way to live.

At 10/22/06 02:03 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/22/06 01:34 AM, stafffighter wrote:

I've been doing a lot of text sex lately. Because I enjoy the money burning of phone sex combined with the chat rooms chance it's a real girl.

Dude, no. Seriously, as your friend, no. I know a fat gay guy who's into piercings and S&M named chad (his online name is *KELLIS*)and he works for a chat service.

Dude. Check the heading on that post. Those were jokes. Although it's always cool to have a friend. I feel warm inside. Yeah I know but I refuse to learn how to quote two people.

At 10/22/06 04:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I got free multicolored counters and 4 books full of math lesson plans! yay!

I got mortal kombat armeggedon and the image of stryker transformed into a metrosexual sub-zero wannabe. boo

Have just played Elder Scrolls for the last twenty three hours.

I also got Internet Exploer 7.

At 10/22/06 06:08 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Have just played Elder Scrolls for the last twenty three hours.

Kudos to you MortifiedPenguins, kudos.

Which ones?

At 10/22/06 06:10 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 10/22/06 06:08 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Which ones?

Oblivion.

I played and Beat Morrowind already.

At 10/22/06 11:22 AM, SevenSeize wrote: No. As a matter of fact, I consider women who decline pumpkin pie in the fall to be sick and need therapy. Eating that much pumpkin pie just means you're normal, and maybe even gifted. As much as I dislike Martha Stewart, this month's "living" or whatever the hell her magazine is called, had some super cool things to do with pumpkins and squash.

I think her magazine is called Living, but I don't read that... but I do like her show, "Martha." (When I can catch it.)

It is real funny to see her lose her cool with Elmo or the Cookie Monster. She's so anal but has that "image" to maintain that she takes on this sickly sweet attitude when she's frustrated. She even lost her cool with Robin Williams who kept saying while tenderizing beef , "Beat your meat, beating my meat." And then when he's putting the spices on the meat with his hands, he was all like, "Rubbing my meat, rubbing my meat, oh I'm rubbing my meat!" And all I could see Martha do is looked peeved.

LOL...
Anyways, I learned how to bake a turkey with her... and a semi-decent butter gravey. (gravey's aren't my speciality... It's just a once in a year thing for us.