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At 10/16/06 08:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote:

At 10/16/06 08:30 PM, ImmoralLibertarian wrote: Male Volleyball is on the TV right now…I mean, wtf? Do people actually watch that for the sporting part of the activity?

I like to watch their packages flailing about. hubba hubba.

The players are the ones in the shorts, not the man thongs.

Karch Karai and that Dodd character would school anyone on earth in volleyball. srsly

At 10/16/06 09:03 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: The players are the ones in the shorts, not the man thongs.

...? What sort of volleyball have I been watching?

>.>

At 10/16/06 04:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: I have a simular plan only it includes sedatives, a tattoo gun and their face.

I don't want to permenantly scar them for life, I just want to inflict numerous debiliating injuries to the guy... maybe do a little brain damage, you know?

That didn't come out right.

No wait, yes it did.... DIE!!!!

Internet Penis PWNS regular penis.

I got a mohawk because I've always wanted one since I was a kid...
That was fucking stupid... but at least that's out of my system.

Retardation and pics to come really soon...

Hispanic mohawks FTW.

5 hispanic guys came into the shop today, and one of them had a cross between a mullet at the "Flock of Seagulls" hairstyle. And they thought I was the pendejo for not speaking spanish verywell. >:-D~

At 10/16/06 09:54 PM, Proteas wrote: 5 hispanic guys came into the shop today, and one of them had a cross between a mullet at the "Flock of Seagulls" hairstyle. And they thought I was the pendejo for not speaking spanish verywell. >:-D~

Well you have to realize they were just going about their business, walking along the avenue, never planning to meet a girl like you, meet a girl like yooooooou.

I had to speak some spanish when I worked at the arcade, fortunatly the kids who haden't gotten english yet weren't good enough to get many tickets. I got to say "ocho" and sound smart

At 10/16/06 10:12 PM, stafffighter wrote: never planning to meet a girl like you, meet a girl like yooooooou.

*blank stare*

I had to speak some spanish when I worked at the arcade, fortunatly the kids who haden't gotten english yet weren't good enough to get many tickets. I got to say "ocho" and sound smart

Spanish isn't a requirement for my job, but I guess it's about time I go looking for my mother's copy of "Spanish for Dummies." I felt fortunate that I was able to make a sale at ALL with them. One guy bought a Marine Band harmonica... he was wanting to buy a fiddle but I think that was a wee bit out of his price range.

At 10/16/06 10:23 PM, Proteas wrote:

*blank stare*

Flock of seagulsl lyrics. Did you know a group of seagulls isn't called a flock? What can I say? Music trivia is in my blood and I don't care if Batdan gets more responces with his songs, he's a mainstream sellout. It does bother me someone called him the weird al of newgrounds.

At 10/16/06 10:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: and I don't care if Batdan gets more responces with his songs, he's a mainstream sellout. It does bother me someone called him the weird al of newgrounds.

Dude, your songs are much better than his. The reason people don't post is because this is NG, where people don't get jokes unless they're about cocks, and sometimes vaginas. The response they give you says nothing about the quality of your work. Stop concerning yourself with it. Your songs are good, to say the least.

At 10/16/06 10:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: Flock of seagulsl lyrics. Did you know a group of seagulls isn't called a flock? What can I say? Music trivia is in my blood and I don't care if Batdan gets more responces with his songs, he's a mainstream sellout. It does bother me someone called him the weird al of newgrounds.

Yeah, A Flock of Seagulls. Those were the guys who composed the new National Anthem of Iran, right?

...
...Geddit? Geddit? 'Cause it goes "And Iraaaan, Iran so far a-waaaay". Hahaha I'm so funny.

At 10/17/06 12:26 AM, Empanado wrote: ...
...Geddit? Geddit? 'Cause it goes "And Iraaaan, Iran so far a-waaaay". Hahaha I'm so funny.

Would you be legal in the U.S.?

I'll pay for postage.

At 10/16/06 09:46 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Hispanic mohawks FTW.

Have you laugh, everyone...

Mexican...
in mohawk..
with amishy beard...
with glasses.

I'm the male equivilant of Ugly Betty right now.

Eh--
Didn't stop me from sporting it, and I had two guys say to me, "Dude, I'm gonna get a mohawk now." A few girls in class today were like, "Ohhh... you look like Angelina Jollie's adopted Twainese baby..." And that's fashion: looking ugly but acting it's like the pinnicle of style... and getting people to mimick you. Ever see that Oblong's episode? Or that I Love Lucy episode where she wears a potato sack in Paris?

Could be worse... I could have a bad attitude right now...
Instead I get sheeple looking and wanting to be me.

My family is having a hey day.
I haven't seen my husband in a long while because he was with his family fixing problems, and the first thing he says when he enters the home: "Oh. My. Gawwwd. You're deliciously redneck and fantabulously faggotish at the same time. BRAVO!"

Today I was at the gym and the people were glaring at me. It got a little annoying when I was working with the weights because I kept getting distracted, and I don't want to fuck my back anymore. So I turn around and say, "Cool haircut, eh?" People would then turn away and I finally got my workout out.

Oh wells...
I think I will slightly look better if I removed weak amish beard. Too bad, my other haircut kicked ass in that combo... *sigh*

I've been using my contacts today even though I dislike using them... I don't think I could look weirder if I put on my glasses...

*sigh*

Antention whore... thy name is Fli.

Yes...
My hotdog pack...

At 10/17/06 01:37 AM, fli wrote: Antention whore... thy name is Fli.

Hey that ain't half bad! Your beard does give you an odd resemblance to the King of all the Cosmos though :D

http://guidesmedia.i..amari_1127337819.gif

At 10/17/06 02:05 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 10/17/06 01:37 AM, fli wrote: Antention whore... thy name is Fli.

Hey that ain't half bad! Your beard does give you an odd resemblance to the King of all the Cosmos though :D

http://guidesmedia.i..amari_1127337819.gif

Ummmm... thanks?
Beard is going this morning.

I had a mohawk for all of 30 seconds while cutting my hair a year and a half or so ago while cutting my hair. I actually look rather good in a mohawk. I'm going to see what it looks like to grow my hair out, though, so far, so good.

At 10/17/06 03:34 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I had a mohawk for all of 30 seconds while cutting my hair a year and a half or so ago while cutting my hair. I actually look rather good in a mohawk. I'm going to see what it looks like to grow my hair out, though, so far, so good.

I just found out a sad truth right now--
Angles are a bitch:

Hahaha, lookin' good fli. I think yr husband summed it up perfectly. =]

i've done so much to my hair, it probably still hates me. it's been bleached a few times, cut into weird ass embarrasing styles for shits and giggles (and then left for a few days) and treated poorly by anyone who likes how soft it is.

at the moment, i think i need a hair cut, not because i want it but because my bangs are threatening to go near my eyes again and apparently i cant have that in my job...

I cannot rock a mohawk, my head is too oddly shaped. I haven't shaved my head in... 8 years? OMG I'm that old I can say, back in my day, when I used to shave my head...

I'll stick with dying it weird colors for now. The pink's faded a lot so now it just looks blonde with streaks in various degrees of pink. I need to color it again before Sunday.

Halloween party! in NYC! with Draco and the Malfoys!

My hair and I have an agreement. If I don't try anything too fancy with it it'll stay. My main involvment is to comb it.
Back when I was too lazy for even that I just got a crew cut whenever it was long enough to need tending. Those were the days, jackass one was in theaters, the osbornes was on telivision, music was on plastic disks and britney spears was still hot.

At 10/17/06 09:44 AM, stafffighter wrote: and britney spears was still hot.

I may have just lost a little respect for you.

At 10/17/06 10:48 AM, Freakapotimus wrote:
I may have just lost a little respect for you.

Do I get any back based on the fact I'm watching grosse point blank right now?

Some, but it hasn't caught up yet.

Watch Monsterface TeeVee - Ep.001 - Eggs of Perspective, and that will more than make up for it.

At 10/17/06 11:29 AM, Freakapotimus wrote:

Watch Monsterface TeeVee - Ep.001 - Eggs of Perspective, and that will more than make up for it.

I will gladly watch this because losing your respect is a dusty whistle in my soul kind of hurt

At 10/17/06 11:47 AM, stafffighter wrote: I will gladly watch this because losing your respect is a dusty whistle in my soul kind of hurt

After you watch this, you will wonder how you ever lived without it. Oh, and there's an Ep. 002 as well, with a tribute to the Croc hunter.

At 10/16/06 10:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: Flock of seagulsl lyrics.

I haven't heard their signle in a while, it just kind

Did you know a group of seagulls isn't called a flock?

Did you know that you can have a lot of fun feeding alkaseltzers to Seagulls? >:-]~

It does bother me someone called him the weird al of newgrounds.

People have no sense of greatness.

At 10/17/06 01:37 AM, fli wrote: Antention whore... thy name is Fli.

I was going to do a "seperated at birth" side-by-side comparisson, but screw it... I saw you're picture and immediatly thought of the guy from Blue October.

At 10/17/06 11:50 AM, Grammer wrote: >:(

Zeroed for great justice. I don't care if it IS in a collection.

At 10/17/06 12:53 PM, Grammer wrote: http://www.newground../topic.php?id=589667

I think this smiley pretty much sums up my opinion of that topic....

At 10/17/06 01:36 PM, Grammer wrote: You suck >:(

I know, I know...

I applied to be a review mod, my post is on page 9 =/

I saw it, and you actually put up a good reason (which is what Wade wanted). It's just... most of the other posts are to goofy to be taken seriously, you know?