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Who saw the South Park? I have the overwhelming urge to crap in a urinal for the first time since senior year in high school.

God, our urinals got crapped in so much in high school.

My high school didn't have urinals. I went to an all-girls school. It has since been merged with the all-boys school, so I would imagine they have urinals now.

Yeah, I've heard that most of the gender exclusive schools left in this country are all female.

Sausage schools would be weird.

It'd be like the Navy, but with more guys.

At 10/12/06 05:08 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: Sausage schools would be weird.

It'd be like the Navy, but with more guys.

Unless it's just a school where you learn to make sausages....

*looks at LazyDrunk naively*

I find it hard to believe that South Park is still on. New shows and everything?

At 10/12/06 05:08 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: Sausage schools would be weird.

It'd be like the Navy, but with more guys.

Guess that'd explain why I'm a damned classics major, instead of anything useful....

I went to a "sausage school". Wasn't all that bad, except for when the Testosterone levels would create a smog like substance visible to the naked eye......

And I don't recall anyone ever showering after gym, so it stunk all day, every day.......

800 fuckin DUDES around you for 8 hours a day......

And let the jokes begin!

At 10/12/06 07:03 PM, Imperator wrote: Guess that'd explain why I'm a damned classics major, instead of anything useful....

I went to a "sausage school". Wasn't all that bad, except for when the Testosterone levels would create a smog like substance visible to the naked eye......

And I don't recall anyone ever showering after gym, so it stunk all day, every day.......

800 fuckin DUDES around you for 8 hours a day......

And let the jokes begin!

I'm guessing it quickly made the transition from an all-boy highschool to a modern replica of Sparta.

At 10/11/06 10:40 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/oldbbs/

I don't know which is scarier, that layout or the fact that Shrapnel used to be a poli-reg.

At 10/12/06 05:34 PM, BobbyJenkins wrote: *looks at LazyDrunk naively*

STALKER!!!!

*cough*

I got to my guitar lesson today, and I my teacher mainly focused on the blues scale for guitar. Afterwards he asked if I had ever seen the 1985 movie "Crossroads" staring Ralph Machio (The Karate Kid), I said "No" and that I would love to see it. He pulled up this clip on his computer of the Head-Cuttin' Duel at the end of the movie, where Machio plays against Steve Vai in a Devil Went Down to Georgia deal... it was so cool.

Anyway, I found it on You-Tube. I command you all to go forth and watch the whole damn thing, or I will track you down and do bad things to you involving chicken feathers, a horny walrus, and a gallon of grease.

side note; they're playing in Hell, and the guy with the top hat and purple suit is Satan. Notice that Machio and Vai are the only white people in hell. ;-D

At 10/12/06 08:16 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/11/06 10:40 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

side note; they're playing in Hell, and the guy with the top hat and purple suit is Satan. Notice that Machio and Vai are the only white people in hell. ;-D

That was boring.

kidding

At 10/12/06 09:31 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 10/12/06 07:03 PM, Imperator wrote:

During college, I lived on an all-girls floor. One of my guy friends would try and come to see me as much as he could because it "smelled better" where I lived.

I'm sure thats not the only reason.

At 10/12/06 09:31 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: During college, I lived on an all-girls floor. One of my guy friends would try and come to see me as much as he could because it "smelled better" where I lived.

I went to an all-girls college, and I think it did smell better than my girlfriend's college.

At 10/12/06 08:16 PM, Proteas wrote: Anyway, I found it on You-Tube.

You mean Google?

I don't get this thing that is going on in the US. What's the big deal with a congressman liking post-pubescent cock?
We've been there, done that already, and it was a hell of a lot more interesting when it happened, I might add. Not even one year ago, a Christian-Democrat senator was revealed as being a child molester who would pick up small poor girls from the surroundings of his ranch and take them to his luxurious manor for, uh, you get the point already.

The funny part was that his attorney splurted in a press conference what might be the very worst piece of legal defence in the history of South America: "In the higher circles of society, it's perfectly common for older men to bathe in the nude with minors".

He almost got away with being sent to a private prison, but at the last second he got transferred to a federal one.
You might assume that federal prisons in Chile are perhaps just a wee bit slightly worse than in the United States.
He's probably getting ass-raped with an incandescent iron bar by now.

So, yeah. Sex scandals around here are truly something. Blowjobs under the desk? Sexual text messages to underaged but post-pubescent males? We're not after the small stuff, sorry. Give us a call if they find out that the Vice-President is a serial rapist or something, kthxbai

The paper I planned an all nighter for is done and it's only three. I feel kind of jipped, like I should try sleeping or something. The only problem is I have consumed enough caffine to have me verging on cornholio turf, yet I could still sleep, this is weird. I'm odd like this. Caffine will keep me going if drank normally but if I drink it while already exausted all it does is remind my body how tired I should be

At 10/12/06 09:31 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: During college, I lived on an all-girls floor. One of my guy friends would try and come to see me as much as he could because it "smelled better" where I lived.

Not only do girls rooms "smell better," their bathrooms are "fucking nasty."

Seriously, girls dorm bathrooms are possibly the most grotesque thing ever made.

At 10/12/06 09:31 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: During college, I lived on an all-girls floor. One of my guy friends would try and come to see me as much as he could because it "smelled better" where I lived.

"Where you lived?" Mmmmhm, so that's what they're calling it now...

At 10/13/06 04:13 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: Not only do girls rooms "smell better," their bathrooms are "fucking nasty."

Oh, did you go to my school? My second year there was someone on the third floor who enjoyed spattering the bathroom walls with poo.

At 10/12/06 11:32 PM, Tancrisism wrote: You mean Google?

Nope, YouTube.

At 10/13/06 01:47 AM, Empanado wrote: Give us a call if they find out that the Vice-President is a serial rapist or something, kthxbai

Agreed. There's so much more going on in the world right now, why do we have to focus so much attention on who knew what when Foley sent "OMG I WANTS TO SEX U UP" instant messages to a paige?

At 10/13/06 09:04 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: Oh, did you go to my school? My second year there was someone on the third floor who enjoyed spattering the bathroom walls with poo.

Coming from personal experience, that sounds par for the course for any communal bathroom shared by large numbers of females.

I've been a janitor, this comes from personal experience. Ladies restrooms = NASTY.

At 10/13/06 11:20 AM, Proteas wrote: I've been a janitor, this comes from personal experience. Ladies restrooms = NASTY.

One time at the train station I was in the ladies' room peeing, and when I came out of the stall there was a man masturbating in the corner. He was turned in the corner so his back was facing out, and I don't think he saw me leave.

Totally freaked me out...

At 10/13/06 12:29 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

Totally freaked me out...

How wrong is it that it occured to me his back being to the corner would keep him from seeing anything worth wacking to?

O.o

At 10/13/06 12:29 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: Totally freaked me out...

Damn, I didnt think anyone was in there.

I pee quietly.

At 10/13/06 02:48 PM, Grammer wrote: Hey, my new modem was delivered yesterday, I should have the internets at my house soon. The old one was fried, and this new one won't work for some reason... bah, my brother is supposed to call Sprint today, he's the computer guy.

I'm buying an X-Box 360 today.

At 10/13/06 11:20 AM, Proteas wrote: I've been a janitor, this comes from personal experience. Ladies restrooms = NASTY.

Back when I worked maintenance shifts at BK, cleaning the rest rooms was part of the job, and I can wholeheartedly agree with you. Apparently the female equipment impedes their ability to aim, or something. Or maybe they preform pagan rituals in there, iunno. I'm also convinced that each menstrual box is it's own portal to hell.

THE HORROR. THE HORROR.

At 10/13/06 02:49 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I'm buying an X-Box 360 today.

What games you getting with it?

I've ordered a new Alienware Laptop...but it's taking ages to come :(

At 10/13/06 02:54 PM, Politics wrote: Back when I worked maintenance shifts at BK, cleaning the rest rooms was part of the job, and I can wholeheartedly agree with you. Apparently the female equipment impedes their ability to aim, or something. Or maybe they preform pagan rituals in there, iunno. I'm also convinced that each menstrual box is it's own portal to hell.

I agree…when I worked in a Pizza restaurant, I had to fill in for the cleaner on Sundays….

shivers

At 10/13/06 02:58 PM, o-r-i-g-i-n-a-l wrote:

At 10/13/06 02:49 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I'm buying an X-Box 360 today.

What games you getting with it?

I've ordered a new Alienware Laptop...but it's taking ages to come :(

None.

I have enough for the system, not enough for Elder Scrolls.

I was going to get Oblivion, but I need to by me mum a birthday present.