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At 9/24/06 04:31 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: honestly I dont take shit from anyone even if the person is rich as hell

You are so hardcore.

Sex?

At 9/24/06 01:52 AM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/23/06 11:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: Women. You probably weren't supposed to eat that.

I'm not suppose to eat anything in the God damn fridge, in fact I've been surviving mostly on leftover Halloween candy my sent me when I was still in the dorms.

And why aren't you buying groceries and cooking then?
Go anywhere where Mexicans buy their food... you can buy pounds of dried Great Northern beans (or Pintos, or whatever...)

Economical... nutritious... healthy... full of protein...
All you basically need to do is add water and salt and cook for several hours . A pot will serve (and last) for a week.

At 9/24/06 04:31 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: II got a question about catering at a country club
1. how the fuck do you do it without killing anyone?
honestly I dont take shit from anyone even if the person is rich as hell

Patience is a virtue...
Can't say that I'm the nicest... but I can take a licken and still be ticking...

That how I lasted in the bank...
Smile (even fake one) and say, "Oh, have a nice day."

I remember I used to walk from and to work everyday... It was indeed stressful and that was the only way I could release my agression because I would be such a huge bitch to my family.

At 9/24/06 09:18 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

Cool song! It is poetic, yet harsh and tears at one's soul. And I'm still alive. So far, so good.

Did you catch the refrence to you in the lyrics?

One short now.

At 9/24/06 01:35 PM, Truthiness wrote: One short now.

Money brings bitches bitches bring lies.

At 9/24/06 06:20 AM, fli wrote:

At 9/24/06 04:31 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: II got a question about catering at a country club
1. how the fuck do you do it without killing anyone?
honestly I dont take shit from anyone even if the person is rich as hell

Patience is a virtue...
Can't say that I'm the nicest... but I can take a licken and still be ticking...

That how I lasted in the bank...
Smile (even fake one) and say, "Oh, have a nice day."

;
I am always polite to service staff.
My girlfriend is a bartender, not that I wasn't polite befor I met her.
But when you go out to eat etc. service industry people are just nice to other people in that job.
But reading about how obnoxious the people you are working for treat you, just makes me love my job all the more.
When I tell someone (or many someones) to get out of the F#$&ing way befor I possibly kill them, they move ... some even thank me for it.
I work as a rigger, we fly big ,heavy ,expensive pieces of equipment for the entertainment industry.
When we are preping a show & we say get the F#@$ out of the way people listen.
Since reading your posts, I just realized It is actually one of the more enjoyable parts of the job.
Nobody give us grief , when I say we need this much time or this much space it's non negotiable, we get what we want or we stop working. (we get paid the same hanging steel as we do drinking coffee)
We growl at whoever is in the way, no matter who they are or how high up the chain of command they may be, & they go somewhere else.
SO let me commend all you service employees out there.
You are all doing a job that I could not do.
I could try ,I suppose, But what happens Fli when you tell Bridezilla to go F@#$ herself?
I am not sure, but I'm willing to bet money she doesn't get out of your way or thank you for it.

One of the rules of the lounge should be that you can't post here untill you realize we're allowed to swear. Fuck

Penis

At 9/24/06 02:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: One of the rules of the lounge should be that you can't post here untill you realize we're allowed to swear. Fuck

Penis

And also cocks

ChiselFist had a gig on friday. There were green room shenanigans, and an afterparty fillled with whores.

I shit you not. Gary is probably getting laid even as I type

At 9/24/06 01:42 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 9/24/06 01:35 PM, Truthiness wrote: One short now.

Money brings bitches bitches bring lies.

I though Bitches brought STD's.

At 9/24/06 02:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: One of the rules of the lounge should be that you can't post here untill you realize we're allowed to swear. Fuck

Penis

;
I've seen in previous posts that swearing is tolerated here.
I chose not to swear.
Its a personal thing, I'm trying to cut down, I've been told I have been useing the word
-fuck- like its going out of style.

Oh & penis , isn't that the name for a really small cock?

At 9/24/06 02:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/24/06 12:43 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Did you catch the refrence to you in the lyrics?:

I did, and now I feel like a celebrity!

You are a celebrity. Your impending fortune cookie doom showed me the need to grasp for everything that is life. Sex, monkeys and rock and roll.

At 9/24/06 02:43 PM, stafffighter wrote: Sex, monkeys and rock and roll.

At the same time.

If I ever get married, the cake will be made of traditional buttercream icing (like what you get on a birthday cake), NOT that cheap coolwhip topping bullshit. Anyone found making punch out of several gallons of Canada Dry and Neopolitan Sherbert ice cream will be dragged out back and beaten like JESUS.

Seven Seize; I feel for you about the fortune cookie. I once got one that said "that wasn't chicken you just ate," and for the next two hours I meowed every time I belched. That's the last time I eat at a China Buffet located within walking distance of an animal hospital.

Blue wire on electric guitar; turned out to be a ground wire. I thank the Saga Music corporation for not including a diagram of the wiring for me, they were a BIG help.

Some asshole tried to run me off the road last night on my way home from work. My car is fine, but if I ever find my missing hubcap I intend to use it to decapitate them and hang their guts from a street light.

Oh... and Chiselfist PWN JOO ALL.

lose!

Oh Jebus, do you still love me as the moment we first met or have the onion layers of phycosis , bay leaves and reformed chineese newpapers blinded you to my blinding blindy glory? Old men coverd in blood, I never touched them but they are swimming and frollicking in it. Turning Jappanese leaves a vapour trail of discarded alcoholic vessels which sail against the wind with pengins at the helm. How can we get it on? shurely its better to get it through with and then pull it out again. When you look forwards you will see the bovine with the pipleline to the clestial beaing, better than you. Better than those who think they are better than everybody else.

Better than you Jeabus.

At 9/24/06 04:13 PM, Shihuangdi wrote: lose!

... thanks for the sympathy.

At 9/24/06 04:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: It may just be a southern thing, but most of the wedding cakes around here have buttercream icing...I dunno.

The whole whipped cream topping b.s. just aggravates me. Cake icing is supposed to be thick, sweet, and diabetic coma inducing, NOT thin and light. Besides, buttercream tastes better frozen.

At least you're okay. Yet another near death experience for a member of the poiltics lounge...I think someone may be out to get us.

I just ran off into a small roadside ditch, but it pissed me off none the less. It would have been really awful if it had happened about 1/4 of a mile further on down the road where there was a 10 foot drop off into a agricultural drainage ditch.

Yes, Chiselfist is TEH COOLEST!!!!

*bangs head*

At 9/24/06 04:59 PM, Leap wrote: Better than you Jeabus.

Oookay.

And for the ladies out there, I thought you might appreciate this.

If ever I marry I'm going to suggest ice cream cake. Then I'll be left out of the desision making and just relax until it's time to put on my tux and say the lines.

At 9/24/06 05:38 PM, ScrewLooseChange wrote: If I ever get married I'll leave all of the decisions to my wife. I honestly don't care one way or the other.

You think she's gunna let you make that decision? Ha, if we could all be so lucky.

If you don't try to make choices she'll think you don't care, because you don't, because weddings aren't for men. A man can want to get and be married but weddings are all about the bride looking better than everyone in a dress and then food. I like the food part.

At 9/24/06 06:14 AM, fli wrote: And why aren't you buying groceries and cooking then?

We buy lots of groceries, more groceries than I can even believe but for some reason I'm not allowed to eat any of it.

Go anywhere where Mexicans buy their food... you can buy pounds of dried Great Northern beans (or Pintos, or whatever...)

Wal-Mart

Economical... nutritious... healthy... full of protein...
All you basically need to do is add water and salt and cook for several hours . A pot will serve (and last) for a week.

Fli can you explain to me why Mexicans find it neccesary to only go grocery shopping once a month. In my home town waiting in line at Wal-Mart is always a 23 minute ordeal because undoubtedly there will be at least 4 Mexican families in line ahead of you with shopping carts full of $500 worth of groceries. Now I understand they have big families and it seems like a lot but there were seven people in my family and we didn't shop like that. Why can't they just go shopping again a few days later like everyone else?!

Free food is always nice.

Wedding parties/receptions are definitely the funnest to dance at. Dancing anywhere else seems kinda odd.

At 9/24/06 02:39 PM, ScrewLooseChange wrote: I found out that MarkyX, someone who occasionally visits this forum, is the same who edited the ScrewLooseChange: Not Freakin' Again edition. It's like we have a celebrity on Newgrounds =]

He did what in the who now?

At 9/24/06 06:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote: He did what in the who now?

Tada.

At 9/24/06 07:16 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/24/06 06:53 PM, RedSkunk wrote: He did what in the who now?

Tada.

Ya know, I wasn't really interested, I just wanted to say something like that at least once in my life. Thanks for the link though.

I wish I had more time for stuff.

So tomorrow my mom and sister are going to Guadalajara for a family visit... on my birthday.

My grandmother is sick, but I can't say that I loved her. I respected her and gave her money out of duty... but love isn't a duty, right?

So they gave me a present a few minutes ago, and we had a Jumbo Jack and this Philipino birthday cake that I think is absolutely delicious (Ube Cake... made with this type of blue yam... fluffy as angel food cake, but the taste is great.)

Bittersweet emotions... I thought about skipping school tomorrow, but I guess I might as well stay all day and then go do light swimming... My back, suprisingly, doesn't hurt that much despite my injury... I may even be back to light cycling and light weight lifting.

I don't feel great about turning 25... It's like, "Whoa... twenty five..."
For some reason, I never thought that I would get past 17. It wasn't the best year for me, but for some reason I see that year with great love... That was when I found true love and came out.

5 more years, and I'll be considered middle aged.
Heck, my hairline! My poor hairline...

And it's like I'm hitting puberty again... this time the hair is coming on my chest. I can like finally grow a decent full bear (with the mutton chops connecting to the rest.) I guess I should really take care of myself since this is the time when everything adds up when you're old.