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I had sex last night and there's a good chance I'll get some tonight. I also don't have to use condoms.=P

At 9/20/06 09:47 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/20/06 09:25 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/20/06 09:23 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Ok dude was that a crack at me?

Your not buff enough.

Now I feel bad for two reasons, you dick.

At 9/20/06 09:48 PM, BeFell wrote: I had sex last night and there's a good chance I'll get some tonight. I also don't have to use condoms.=P

You are a very bad person!

At 9/20/06 09:48 PM, BeFell wrote: I had sex last night and there's a good chance I'll get some tonight. I also don't have to use condoms.=P

Can Mormons even use condoms.

What sucks about being Catholic is that any time I ever use condoms I will feel fucking guilty about it the whole time.

Why the hell did they raise me up in shame and guilt.

At 9/20/06 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

What sucks about being Catholic is that any time I ever use condoms I will feel fucking guilty about it the whole time.

I'll bet that helps slow things down.

At 9/20/06 10:03 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/20/06 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

I'll bet that helps slow things down.

Go eat some oreo's fatty.

I just finished watchng "Hero," ya know, the Jet Li movie, and I cried at the end. Not a full blow cry but my eyes watered pretty good.

Fucking good ass movie.

At 9/20/06 11:06 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: I just finished watchng "Hero," ya know, the Jet Li movie, and I cried at the end. Not a full blow cry but my eyes watered pretty good.

Fucking good ass movie.

Speaking of those kind of movies I saw House of Flying Daggers. If you ask me it was too much romance and not enough action: though it did have it's fill of violence. All in all it was an overrated movie, but decent nonetheless.

By the way, I wonder what happened to the-stink. You think he finally got the message no one liked him?

At 9/20/06 09:48 PM, BeFell wrote: I had sex last night and there's a good chance I'll get some tonight. I also don't have to use condoms.=P

You suck. :-P

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My boss has had this wild hair for the past few months that we should start building a few kit instruments to sell. Something about there not being enough afforable American made instruments anymore. So anyway...

Last night, I was working on a telecaster style electric guitar kit. It was going beautifully... I had sanded and finished the body, I was getting ready to put together the color-coded electronics (red wire to red wire, black to black, etc etc) when I noticed that the volume knob had a blue wire going from it that did not connect to anything. There wasn't a blue wire going from any of the pickups, there wasn't anythingthat required a blue wire. So I go looking around my little workstation and I found a 3 inch length of blue connector wire not connected to ANYTHING. BLAGH!!!! 10 to 15 minutes work left to do on the thing, and now I have to wait until this evening to let the repair technician have a look at the thing and see if he knows where it goes. Double BLAGH!!!!

Here's a piccy of two mountain dulcimer kits I put together at the shop, if anyone is interested.

At 9/21/06 09:33 AM, Proteas wrote:

Here's a piccy of two mountain dulcimer kits I put together at the shop, if anyone is interested.

One word comes to my mind when I see those, THRASH

At 9/21/06 10:56 AM, stafffighter wrote: One word comes to my mind when I see those, THRASH

Thrash Metal... on a dulcimer....

I'm gonna have to work on that.

At 9/20/06 05:09 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/20/06 01:01 PM, Samuel-HALL wrote: I've found cheap and easy girls dig old spice, while classy chicks consider it a turn off.

A woman friend of mine, accurate term and not eupthamism, asked that I wear tag when we met up last month. How does that reflect on her?

She wants the staff, fighter.

And thanks to all who advised my goddamned keyboard situation.

I seriously hurt myself today...
I may not get back for a very long while...

I've been doing a lot of excercises to expand my rib cage.
Been doing these for two reasons: 1.) running a lot during these past few months is starting to make my pecs look punny... and 2.) trying to make room for bigger longs for theater.

Past two weeks I've been doing various meditation, bring in the air as much as I can into my lungs and then my gut... and trying to force the air in my gut into my lungs.

Then there's the Yoga and Yogapolaties...

And then there's the pull overs and deep squats... I would take as much air into my lungs as possible on the way down and again on the way up.

So when I was doing a deep squat, and took in a particularily huge breath, I went up too fast... I got really dizzy and mind you-- I fucked myself big time... My back in particular got hurt.

No broken bones, but I did tear my muscles. And the back is in pain even when I take minimal movements.

Usually I pause for at least 3 seconds before I go up... but I was rushing things.
Lesson learned: follow the safety rules: always.

At 9/21/06 04:01 PM, fli wrote:

No broken bones, but I did tear my muscles. And the back is in pain even when I take minimal movements.

Usually I pause for at least 3 seconds before I go up... but I was rushing things.
Lesson learned: follow the safety rules: always.

Torn muscles, particularly in the back really suck, while I'm not a physician I suggest you take it nice and easy for the next week or so. I hope you start feeling better soon, so just take it easy and yes, safetry rules are there for a reason. Just don't give up on the lung expansion, guess you just gotta get healthy first before doing it some more.

At 9/21/06 04:01 PM, fli wrote: Usually I pause for at least 3 seconds before I go up... but I was rushing things.
Lesson learned: follow the safety rules: always.

Sound advice, since any risk is still a risk, and so if repeated frequently enough, will eventually make you yet another victim of probability.

I hope you enjoy a swift recovery, fli. Torn muscles in the back would be excruciating.

At 9/21/06 07:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Staff, I'm sorry you haven't been laid and hope you get some soon.

Shot in the dark, do you have any interest in taking an active role?

At 9/21/06 07:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Well, you are in Massachusettes...and there's the fact we only know each other offline...Maybe next time I stop by Massachusettes...

Which is exactly why the shot was in the dark.

At 9/20/06 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: What sucks about being Catholic is that any time I ever use condoms I will feel fucking guilty about it the whole time.

Why the hell did they raise me up in shame and guilt.

You're not suppose to have sex until you're married...
I'm sorry, but I think your priorities are wrong if not ashamed about the premarital sex instead of using birth control.

I always came down hard on my family on this issue... they're more ashamed people getting condoms instead of the fact that the majority of us were born out of wedlock... (including yours truly.)

There are worse things one could do instead of putting a piece of rubber over one's penis, or taking the pill.

I've said this to my aunt a month ago when she was crying her eyes out when she found condoms in my cousin's room:
What's the bigger dilemma...
worrying over birth control... or worrying over an abortion.

Like I've said before:
When faced with two evils, choose the lesser...

At 9/20/06 01:01 PM, Samuel-HALL wrote: I've found cheap and easy girls dig old spice, while classy chicks consider it a turn off.

And you can guess who I'm trying to impress by wearing oldspice, too.

Wow, my grandpa wears Old Spice. What does that say about him?

At 9/21/06 08:12 PM, fli wrote:

At 9/20/06 09:55 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

You're not suppose to have sex until you're married...
I'm sorry, but I think your priorities are wrong if not ashamed about the premarital sex instead of using birth control.

Did I ever imply that it was going to be outside marraige.

I know that I will probally use them in marraige, and thats what I was mainly going for.

But you must also remember, even if I got a girl pregnant, I would use everything in my power to not have that kid killed.

At 9/21/06 08:22 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Did I ever imply that it was going to be outside marraige.

No, you said flat out that you have used them and at 16 it's unlikely you're married

At 9/21/06 08:29 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/21/06 08:22 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Did I ever imply that it was going to be outside marraige.

No, you said flat out that you have used them and at 16 it's unlikely you're married

I, am as of yet, a virgin.

At 9/21/06 08:31 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

I, am as of yet, a virgin.

Ok, I read that wrong, my bad

At 9/21/06 08:12 PM, fli wrote: You're not suppose to have sex until you're married...
I'm sorry, but I think your priorities are wrong if not ashamed about the premarital sex instead of using birth control.

Bullshit, AIDS is running rampant in Africa because the Pope said no to birth control.

Death to the pope! Allahu ackhbar!

God, I just spent the last two hours typing up an e-mail full of questions about voting systems to some random guy with a Ph.D on the stuff from Stony Brook. My inner geek comes out about the weirdest things (like voting systems and drugs).

But still.. Those are two hours of my life that I'll never get back..

At 9/21/06 09:31 PM, BeFell wrote:

Bullshit, AIDS is running rampant in Africa because the Pope said no to birth control.

Polotics in the lounge befell. To illistrate that point I will make an observation of human nature rather than any act of a leader. People are horny idiots without anyone telling them to be.

You want bitches? Go buy a fancy car.

You want women? Go get yourself a fedora.

Seriously, fedoras have MAGIC POWERS.

At 9/21/06 08:16 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 9/20/06 01:01 PM, Samuel-HALL wrote: I've found cheap and easy girls dig old spice, while classy chicks consider it a turn off.
And you can guess who I'm trying to impress by wearing oldspice, too.

Wow, my grandpa wears Old Spice. What does that say about him?

That he's a man who loves the cheap stuff.

Cheap girls don't stick around long enough for their baggage to show (both literal/physical luggage, and mental/emotional baggage). I dig that.

At 9/21/06 08:31 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I, am as of yet, a virgin.

But why would you even need to use a condom then?

At 9/21/06 09:31 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/21/06 08:12 PM, fli wrote: You're not suppose to have sex until you're married...
I'm sorry, but I think your priorities are wrong if not ashamed about the premarital sex instead of using birth control.

Bullshit, AIDS is running rampant in Africa because the Pope said no to birth control.

Hence...
"Getting priorities wrong.."
Africa would be better if people choose to be either abstinent or to have sex only with a condom.

I never understood Africa's anti-birth control position when people are obviously promiscous over there.

Mexico is much in the same mold--
My cousin is so afraid about going to hell if he uses a condom... yet doesn't nearly as bad if he gets some with some anonymous chick. Very two-faced...