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At 9/18/06 06:16 PM, BanditByte wrote:

At 9/18/06 05:56 PM, Politics wrote:

At 9/18/06 05:05 PM, Samuel-HALL wrote: Because people dig god, apparently. Or the lack of god.

He's a cool dude.

Hell yeah he is.

He's probably rolling his eyes at these god topics, though.

Begoner and KemCab should be perma-banned from Political forums. Who's with me?

At 9/18/06 06:16 PM, BanditByte wrote:

At 9/18/06 05:56 PM, Politics wrote:

At 9/18/06 05:05 PM, Samuel-HALL wrote: Because people dig god, apparently. Or the lack of god.

He's a cool dude.

Hell yeah he is.

Me and God, we been cool from way back.

I remember we used to sit around and play Super Mario Brothers, and smoke blunts.

He always rolled 'em, of course. I can't roll for shit.

At 9/18/06 07:59 PM, Grammer wrote: I haven't seen him do anything horribly wrong, actually. ClassicalStar, now he's a gem. I don't get called a cum-sucking Conservative nazi that often, you know.

Yeah, I was suspicious since not alot of people can be such an utter dumbass. Hell, even when I want to I can't match the finesse of Classicalstar's idiocy. They both sound exactly the same.

On a different note I don't know why some people say that t-shirts with "Jesus is my homedawg" written on them are sacrilegious.

Free samples of axe's new scent handed out on campus are good for at least one thing, I guess.

Get a wick lighter. They need a bit more maintenance, but they've got way more style and personality to them.

I've decided, after listening to Rodney Dangerfield (and drinking) for six hours, I've decided Mr.Dangerfield is the funniest motherfucker that's ever lived.
I have spoken.

I'll be taking a three day vacation. See you all in a few.

At 9/18/06 11:19 PM, Elfer wrote: Get a wick lighter. They need a bit more maintenance, but they've got way more style and personality to them.

thats like the idea that you wont circumsize your son..sure it could become horribly infected at least once during his life and sure that makes him a little more suseptable to STDs during unprotected sex, but it gives his penis more character and personality

At 9/19/06 12:58 AM, Samuel-HALL wrote: I've decided, after listening to Rodney Dangerfield (and drinking) for six hours, I've decided Mr.Dangerfield is the funniest motherfucker that's ever lived.
I have spoken.

Maybe so, but let's not forget The Hoff

Dangerfield just shows how much america loves a failure. The brilliance here is that if a joke didn't work it went further into his persona.

At 9/19/06 10:53 AM, stafffighter wrote: Dangerfield just shows how much america loves a failure. The brilliance here is that if a joke didn't work it went further into his persona.

his self deprecation was at such a point where you began to feel bad about yourself...and still laughed

People just love feeling better about themselves through someone being worse off. The thing is that as big as he got you still beleived his personal life was miserable. If this was easy to do emo would be much more popular.
I'm sitting here at school with nothing to do untill film appreciation class at 1. This is the use of a video ipod. I'm in the student lounge watching grosse pointe blank and posting on newgrounds. My life is full. In my own defence I am going to burn the movie onto a dvd as copies for personal use are perfectly legal. Plus therer won't be any of that annoying scene use for the menu shit. I fucking hate that. I'll see that scene once I'm in the movie. I'm aware of the iriony that I'm watching a movie before a class about watching movies. This week is citizen kane and as a special treat I've brought the teacher the final film of orson welles, transformers. He was unicron.

Yarr, Avast ye chum buckets!

I love my luck.

My teachers have started emailing my parents my grades.

One of them happens to be a D+, my mom bitches at me.

I say, this is better then what I had at the beginning of last year.\

Now, I lost the computer.

Deleted as many Religion topics as possible.... check.

Banned classicalstar for being a douche.... someone beat me to the punch.

Spent 3 hours at Wal-Mart getting my brother's flat tire situation fixed... check.

My bro was on his way to work this morning and got a flat tire. He drove back home (which was less than a 1/10th of a mile) and had me put on the factory stock spare, which was roughly the same wheel size but with a damned motor bike tire on it instead of a fullsized tire. After he got to work, my folks called in from out of state on their trip and asked me to go up to Wal-Mart (his workplace) and pay for him to have a new tire put on or have the old one fixed. That's three hours of my life I'll never get back, but thankfully I'll be getting reimbursed for it.

Though a funny thing happened whilst walking through the newly renovated sporting goods section. I came across the muzzle loading, and found .50 caliber muzzle loading slugs there in a blister pack, $11 for a dozen and these suckers did not look any bigger than a damn .45 ACP round. And the funny thing was that all the OTHER ammunition (shotgun shells, rifle rounds) is now kept behind the counter where the sporting goods attendant now stands, but the .50 caliber slugs were on a shelf where anyone could get to them.

*points @ signature*

At 9/19/06 02:36 PM, Proteas wrote: Deleted as many Religion topics as possible.... check.

...communist

At 9/19/06 02:42 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 9/19/06 02:36 PM, Proteas wrote: Deleted as many Religion topics as possible.... check.

...communist

Workers of the world UNITE!!!!

Besides, everyone kept complaining about how many relgion topics we had. Did you honestly think I wouldn't do something about it sooner or later?

At 9/19/06 02:46 PM, Proteas wrote: Besides, everyone kept complaining about how many relgion topics we had. Did you honestly think I wouldn't do something about it sooner or later?

But I really felt like I was making some progress in the Mormon thread. Any minute those guys were going to admit defeat and ask me to send them missionaries.

At 9/19/06 03:25 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 9/18/06 10:46 PM, Elfer wrote:

Also, a note to the guys out there: Wearing enough Old Spice to kill small animals will not attract girls. On the contrary, it repels them.

Damm, no wonder it didn't work.

At 9/19/06 02:46 PM, Proteas wrote: Did you honestly think I wouldn't do something about it sooner or later?

Uhhh.... Rhetorical?

At 9/19/06 09:35 AM, MALforPresident wrote: thats like the idea that you wont circumsize your son..sure it could become horribly infected at least once during his life and sure that makes him a little more suseptable to STDs during unprotected sex, but it gives his penis more character and personality

Except A) Nobody is at risk in any way with a wick lighter, and

B) You analogy makes no sense since it's based on unfounded rumours and ignores the fact that the medical process of circumcision poses its own risks that occur at a rate comparable to complications arising from a lack of circumcision. I knew a guy who had medical problems after circumcizing his lighter, and as a result he lost the use of his personality.

Cologne is like this...
Unless you're married... go out and splurge on the expensive stuff... Old Spice and Mitchum... that's like something the kids and the wife (or husband) likes to smell good but not spend a lot.

I have Cool Water (every guy should own this) for everday normal use... Great scent for summer too.
I have Escada forAutumn evenings.
Dolce and Gabana for the Autumn.
And Curve... oh man, that's the best for the Spring.

It really depends on your personality, body type, and what you're wearing. And you're own "natural" scent.
These scents really work on me.

How do I know?
I know because if someone smells those colognes... even if they're on someone else... and if they remember me, then that's it.

Scent is a powerful part of memory.
So really, young men, you don't want to smell mass produced antiseptic smelling cologne that every other young dude is wearing. Who ever you're attracting will truly appreciate this.

100 bucks can get you real good stuff... and that can easily be gotten if you save chunk change in a jar for a few months. (I bought my camera like this...)

At 9/19/06 04:43 PM, Elfer wrote: Except A) Nobody is at risk in any way with a wick lighter, and

thats not what the police man told me after i burned down my grandparents house....i miss them

btw, the lake placid volunteer ambulance service driver totally hit a parked car outside of where i work today. he ripped off the panel just above and infront of the front left tire on a ford fushion that was just parked on the street...i giggled

At 9/19/06 03:25 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 9/18/06 10:46 PM, Elfer wrote: Whenever I see a guy buying Axe or TAG or some shit like that, I think he needs a giant flashing neon sign that reads "DESPERATE." It all smells like antiseptic, anyways.

I knew I should have just bought the sign.

At 9/19/06 05:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: I knew I should have just bought the sign.

you know, i have some gap cologne...smells decent, its not overpowering or anything, just a pleasent smell...

At 9/19/06 06:58 PM, Grammer wrote: Note lack of: "Only post about Dubya in the OBT" on forum specific rules.

Alot of these rules I'm glad are now in place, some I'm not... bah, as long as it makes NG a better place, it's cool with me.

they've already been in place for some time. but since tanner last updated they havnt been in the rules page...now wade updated it and streamlined the rules. i'm glad it makes things a little more simple, and the mods' jobs a little easier

YES. New rules. I hope this means a decrease in the "Don't do this or you'll be banned" threads.

It really helps out our new users too, so hopefully there will be an improvement in General.

I read the new rules just so I could contenue to belittle people about having not read the rules. Plus it's good inspiration to not picture spam.