Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 9/5/06 10:15 PM, GrammerClock wrote:

At 9/5/06 09:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

I blame GWB

That's always who I think of when I read your profile messgae.

LoL ~nice one!

At 9/6/06 02:36 PM, stafffighter wrote: So what's the problem?

Can't you see? It's that time of the month for red, give him/her/it some space. And maybe a midol. ;-)

I was just saying that I haven't seen an ounce of shrike on the interweb at all recently. Of course, he's on AIM right now, just to invalidate that claim.

At 9/6/06 05:44 PM, red_skunk wrote: I was just saying that I haven't seen an ounce of shrike on the interweb at all recently. Of course, he's on AIM right now, just to invalidate that claim.

I wish I could see you naked.

this made me laugh

THIS made me laugh...

At 9/6/06 11:09 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: THIS made me laugh...

MY WORD

We must warn the Jazz musicians immediately, before they experiment with this terrible substance!

Am I the only one who is disapointed that Tom's "PAX" message doesn't refer to PAX TV?

Also that Extraterrestrial Message topic would be 100X better if was what my brain first thought it was, Extraterrestrial Marriage. Gays are going to be marrying all accross the land pretty soon, then Mormons and men with goats but one discussion I haven't heard is if it would have been ok for Elliot to bone E.T. and eventually tie the knot (pending his 18th birthday of course). I bet he wishes he got some of Drew Barrymore while he could and while she was somewhat almost something close to a virgin, probably.

At 9/7/06 01:02 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Hah, someone tried "Illegalize Masturbation" on Gaia Online. Within a few hours, it became a 37-page n00b trap. I spoke to the topic creator and he confirmed does hang out on NG, but I don't know what his account is on here.

It's mine.

The truly ironic thing is, people kept calling me a noob.

Bob Dylans new album is outselling Jessica Simpson. There is hope for the world.

In other Jessica Simpson news I hear she has a bukkake scene in jackass 2.

In idea for a topic news. I saw something on tv yesterday about the church of satan. They describe themselves as adversaries of the religous structure, seeing satan as the ultimate adversary, and consider the truth to be found in self worship. Well if you're into self worship then why even have an icon? This is much like the supposedly godless structure of communism where people claim faceless ideals but still hold up a human perponant as an ideal. People are weak creatures that need something to look at.
They have a practice of vengece. When one wrongs someone else they gain the right for revenge. Quibble over terms if you want but this is punishment for offences and that structure exists in every religion. there is nothing revolutionary about this practice.
One high preist said that the above cerimony could involve a doll made up to represent the offender and cruelty done to the doll would be affected onto the person. This draws clear parellels to the vodoo doll. Vodoo is itself a practice that came from carabian slaves coming to America and combining their practices with a Christian structure. So more roots in the mainstream they supposedly exist in oppisition to are exposed.
Mind you this is only from a couple of minutes watching a tv show, they came after the hells angels, so I don't know a lot about this system but in the little bit I dod see inconsistancies made themselves glaringly clear.

At 9/7/06 06:11 AM, stafffighter wrote:

In other Jessica Simpson news I hear she has a bukkake scene in jackass 2.

*barf*

At 9/7/06 06:14 AM, SteelReserve wrote:

At 9/7/06 06:11 AM, stafffighter wrote:

In other Jessica Simpson news I hear she has a bukkake scene in jackass 2.

*boner*

agreed in the highest sense of agreement.

penis

At 9/6/06 11:09 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: THIS made me laugh...

I was cleaning out my car not long after I bought it, and found a religious pamphlet about 80 pages long that was in a similiar vein to that. The funniest thing about it was when they discussed the dangers of smoking pot, and cited an example of a kid who smoked "an entire pack" of pre-rolled marijuana ciggarettes and then promptly slept for 72 hours straight.

I've still got the thing somewhere, but where it is exactly is another mystery.

At 9/7/06 01:02 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Within a few hours, it became a 37-page n00b trap.

Link please. ;-)

At 9/7/06 06:11 AM, stafffighter wrote: In other Jessica Simpson news I hear she has a bukkake scene in jackass 2.

I thought it was Ashley doing that scene, afterall it's HER career that needs the boost.

Religious rant

And this is why I never turn to UPN, Fox or Pax before 6:00 AM if I'm awake that early, because if you've got a camera and a quiet place to record then one of those two networks will give you air time.

At 9/7/06 11:18 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/7/06 06:11 AM, stafffighter wrote: In other Jessica Simpson news I hear she has a bukkake scene in jackass 2.

I thought it was Ashley doing that scene, afterall it's HER career that needs the boost.

Well I heard it from the morning show on a rock station so I don't feel too E! in knowing this. Rumor has it that one of the guys Jessica was banging while still married was Bam.

At 9/7/06 11:18 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/7/06 01:02 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Within a few hours, it became a 37-page n00b trap.

Link please. ;-)

http://www.gaiaonlin..topic.php?t=17215191

Nobody read the topic through before they replied, which made their responses very funny.

My first topic in over a year is sinking to the bottom quicker than Mel Gibson's dignity.

Nobody gets me.=(

At 9/7/06 01:52 PM, BeFell wrote: My first topic in over a year is sinking to the bottom quicker than Mel Gibson's dignity.

Nobody gets me.=(

Start a topic about Army Generals performing lesbian marriages in abortion clinics.

In this post, I give A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot his kudos.

http://www.gaiaonlin..t=17215191#900027946

At 9/7/06 01:52 PM, BeFell wrote: My first topic in over a year is sinking to the bottom quicker than Mel Gibson's dignity.

Nobody gets me.=(

Teenage angst came late to you didn't it.

BTW the new Bob Dylan albulm, truley magnificient.

At 9/7/06 01:52 PM, BeFell wrote: My first topic in over a year is sinking to the bottom quicker than Mel Gibson's dignity.

Nobody gets me.=(

Welcome to being me. The upper body strength might be a new concept to you.

A friend once told me that Bob Dylans song "things have changed" would be my theme song if I ever turned vigelente. It sounds like good work but there's no retirment package. Now contract killing, that you can put something aside with if you follow the advise of anyone who keeps money and live below your means but general do gooderism has an inconisitant pay plan at best. But there is the appeal of capes.

Also. Penis

At 9/7/06 02:38 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/7/06 01:52 PM, BeFell wrote: My first topic in over a year is sinking to the bottom quicker than Mel Gibson's dignity.

Nobody gets me.=(

Teenage angst came late to you didn't it.

I passed through that lond ago now I am indulging in the wonderful apathy that overtakes one who has formally contracted to spend the rest of his life with the same person.

At 9/7/06 03:42 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/7/06 02:38 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 9/7/06 01:52 PM, BeFell wrote:

I passed through that lond ago now I am indulging in the wonderful apathy that overtakes one who has formally contracted to spend the rest of his life with the same person.

Yeah but think, if your in a good healthy sexual relationship, your getting sexed up nightly.

At 9/7/06 03:42 PM, BeFell wrote:

Nobody gets me.=(

I am indulging in the wonderful apathy that overtakes one who has formally contracted to spend the rest of his life with the same person.

ahh.. now i gets it.

you shoulda made the topic "Having Your Cake And Not Eating It" or "The Freedom of Loneliness" or perhaps "The Priesthood of the Masses."

)

At 9/7/06 02:59 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

At 9/7/06 01:03 PM, SteelReserve wrote: http://www.gaiaonlin..topic.php?t=17215191

I had no clue that was you. I kept trying to guess who it was, though. I'm myrthrilmercury on there.

I already did the "masturbating with Icy Hot" trick with a mule. Three guys and one couple fell for it.

Mako Nakamara is but one of my accounts. My other one is Steel Reserve 2.
Why do I have two accounts? So I can play thr daily chance eight times, rather than four.

At 9/7/06 04:33 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Yeah but think, if your in a good healthy sexual relationship, your getting sexed up nightly.

None of what you just said describes marrage.
Frankly sex seems to go downhill once the wooing is over and stability is acheived. This is more with the basis being shifted from passion than a lack of passion. You couldn't have a romantic realationship no matter how compatable you are if you weren't passionete about each other. But personally that works for me. I don't need it nightly. There are nights I want to just fucking sleep. Think about it, there's a lot that can grind on a person through a day that will leave them feeling anything but randy. Those are the times meaningful companionship means more.

That gaia forum is insane.

At 9/7/06 05:01 PM, red_skunk wrote: That gaia forum is insane.

The design or the members? ;-)